Who Would You Meet?

[Ther]

This thread pops up from time to time, so I thought I'd revive it:

If you could meet any 3 people, alive or dead, who would you choose and why?

[Raelyse]

Jessica Alba because she's hot, the Dalai Lama because he wrote the kama sutra and he knows all those funky sex moves and Quentin Tarantino to direct the porno.

[Tshael]

Galileo, to talk to him about his travels.
The Bard Taliesin, to talk to him about his travels.
The Marquis de Sade. I've read his writings, and did a report on him for my senior year of English. That guy knew how to throw a party.

[Storm Veritas]

Jessica Biel, to screw the Jeter out of her.

Elvis. Cuz you know that motherfucker had some STORIES.

Jesus. Not that I'm overly religious, but I'd like to know what the real story is there. Although we'd probably need a translator.

I'd ideally like to have replaced Elvis with some great historical thinker (DaVinci, Newton, Einstein, Copernicus, Fermi, etc.) but in all reality I would have nothing interesting to offer and would just spend the time completely intellectually outmatched.

[Cielalune]

Steve Effin' Irwin - How'd he let himself go like that eh!

Jesus - I want him to tell the world that the the cross hanging down their necks are actually instruments of torture.

And uh...I dunno who else, Amelia Earhart maybe. P: A brave woman indeed. Wondering whatever happened to her.

[Storm Veritas]

Actually, Elvis just got cut. I'd rather have a few beers with Bear Grylls. that dude is a fuggin Badass. Capital B.

[Atzar]

Montezuma, Alexander, Genghiz Khan.

Notice any similarities?

[LordLeopold]

Abraham Lincoln, the Duke of Wellington, Natalie Portman

[Rajani Aishwara]

J. Depp - so he can teach me how to be a kickass actor, and afterwards I can tell him that Pirates was overrated.

"Buddha" - so we can take a walk and talk all day.

That hot chick on Smallville - so we can take a walk and bang all day.

George Bush - I may not agree with everything he does, but I think I'd have a good time sittin' back and havin' a beer with him.

[Thermal Undies]

Hugh Jackman, so I can give his leg a nice leg hump.
Benny Goodman, so I can jam with him. (Swing music is awesome.)
Buddha. I don't think I need an explanation here. :)

[hamnat]

Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle. I've wanted to meet and spend a day with each of them as long as I can remember. They're so smart :3.

[Letho]

Kate Beckinsale, to make her dye her hair red before I do her.

Leonardo Da Vinci, so I could take a peek into his genius.

Jesus, because the guy was able to like feed thousands of people with a couple of fishes, and that's something worth seeing amongst other things.

[Farmboy]

J.R.R. Tolkien - I want to sit back and ask him how he came up with such a kickass world. I want him to watch the LOTR movies and tell me if Peter Jackson visualized the world as he did. And I want to ask him how he feels being the father of the Fantasy genre.

Sanada Yukimura - So he can tell me of his life and exploits as one of the most famous samurai in history. Plus fill me in on his mysterious death, the Battles of Osaka Castle, and maybe teach me a few fightin' moves.

Muhadma Ghandi - I'd like to spend the day with the man that revolutionizied the art of war. Maybe even pick up a few pointers on peaceful protesting, and just ask him different questions and see his view on things.

[Bleater]

I could try and pad the answer to sound intellectual, but I'm just going to go with hedonistic hubris and say:

Hunter S. Thompson, Bob Marley, Jayne Mansfield, and a big bag of Canadian microdots.

I don't think I really need to explain much further.
:p

[AkA]

...Natalie Portman

Oh yeah.

My other two would be Edward Norton and Jena Malone. I want to meet people who are alive >: )

[Bohemia]

John Wilmot. Also, Jesus, so I can challenge him to a bare knuckle boxing match.

[Reinhardt]

Milla Jovovich- Cigarettes and sex.

Brady Quinn- Cigarettes and sex.

Anna Kournikova- Cigarettes. Maybe some sex.