^ < V Game

[Raelyse]

^ Is wrong. ins to the omnia, sleep is for the weak.

< loves old ochroma references.

V loves me

[Logan]

^ is loved by <.

< is looking forward to kicking v's arse sometime in the near future.

v is looking forward to the arse kicking < is going to give v.

[A Nony Mouse]

^ Wishes he could kick <'s arse
< Probably shouldn't push ^ to kick his arse
V Finds this exchange between < and ^ amusing.

[Ataraxis]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h158/Necathys/SHIT.jpg

<3 is just kidding.

[Arsène]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h158/Necathys/SHIT.jpg

<3 is just kidding.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/68/JUST_AS_PLANNED.jpg

[oren]

^ Heh?
< Is confused by ^
V understands ^ better than <

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ looks extremely confused about ^^

< understood ^^ perfectly and is confused about why ^ is confused about ^^

v Is confused about what < just said about ^, <, and ^^, and wants a better explanation because even what < said about v is confusing.

[Karuka]

^ needs to slow down if ^ can't follow ^'s own line of thought.

< understood it well enough, and wasn't confused.

v is goofy.

[Yggdrasil]

^is rather startingly correct

<hasn't been on althanas for a long while now

V probably does not know my other account ... or me

[oren]

^ Is half right
< Does know ^ just not the other account.
v has had an injury involving a cheese grater.

[HikariAngel]

^ must be psychic.

< scraped all four small knuckles of the left hand on a cheese grater

V probably never had to deal with that type of pain.

[Kumari]

^ must be talented to do that.

< once scraped all the skin off her knucles by punching a brick wall repeatedly.

v is masturbating to all these mentions of pain.

[Raelyse]

^ Should write with me. Now

< is so turned on

V should be careful not to be hit with residual cum

[Godhand]

Quit this shit.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is trying to ruin our fun
< will help keep this thread going forever
V thinks ^ is a meanie but forever may be too long a time.

[oren]

^ Is half right.
< Can be a meanie but doesn't kill like killing games.
v will probably try to end the game then will have to feel aesculus' wrath for it.

[Raelyse]

^ Is the only Chinese character on Althanas. I need one.

< Doesn't know who this aesculus is and isn't afraid of his/her invisible wrath

V should be afraid of my awesomeness

[aesculus]

^ User said what.
< Is very much ALIVE. Just... not in this character mode. And no does not fear teh awesomeness of ^
V A bubble full of joy!

[Yggdrasil]

^ is somewhat correct replace joy with insanity

< Despises inactivity

Valso despises inactivity 'Who doesen't?'

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ has no idea how right he is
<Despises inactivity because around half of the threads < was in,

< was never able to finish because of inactivity. < has over 12 usernames, and is still plenty active because < knows how to manage his time, but < can understand people who whine about having too much work.

V is about to say something mean to <

[Tsukiko]

^ has tons of characters

< can't play more than one character at a time.

V is better with multiple characters than me

[HikariAngel]

^ isn't as good with multiple characters as <

< Is trying to get through the final month of classes

v Is probably having an easier time at school

[oren]

^ Is wrong.
< Is wanting the last week of classes to be over so that exams can come and go.
v probably wanting school to end. or for that vacation they've wanted from work to arrive.

[A Nony Mouse]

^ Is lucky to only have one week of school left
< Can't wait for the last month of classes to be over
V Loves school/work

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Lies.

< Is back

v Is probably better than me at everything. Ever.

[AdventWings]

^ LIES
< LIED
v LYING

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Is japanese.

< *stares blankly*

v Do a Barrel Roll! (douple tap R button)

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ Only if you GET THIS GUY OFF MEEEEEEEE

< Has a power level over 9000.

V Will find that out in due time.

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Its Over Nine Thousand!!


< What?! Nine Thousand?


V Nine Thoussssaaaannnnndddd!

(YouTube FTW)

[Yggdrasil]

^OVER 9000!!!

<has managed to avoid drowning

V Balls are inert

[Tsukiko]

^ will fall for one of my evil schemes someday. *shakes fist* Someday!

< is working to conquer the galaxy.

V will be one of my thralls.

[hamnat]

^ is emperor Palpatine

< is Darth Vader

V the force is strong with this one

[Karuka]

^ has no Force choke

< is writing a paper.

v thinks it's a stupid time to be writing papers, and is right.

[oren]

^ Coincidence!

< Is writing a paper too! Okay fine is stuck on one part of essay. Just happens to hate the most contraversial topic on the planet.

V is smarter than < and finished thier homework in advance.

[Raelyse]

^ Is stupider than <. But then again, who isn't?

< Feels bad about being superior to ^. Maybe ^ would like to go out with < for a quest filled with dozens of romantic misunderstandings and accidents.

V Is amazed by <'s awesomeness

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Is wrong. < now knows the reason Althanas keeps lagging out....^'s ego is taking up much of the server space, even if he does support the right football team.

< Is English and proud

V Is now English and proud too.

[Raelyse]

^ Hopelessly deluded. How can anyone be proud of a team that can't even make the European Championships?

< Very, very awesome.

V Knows the drill.

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Mistook my earlier comment thinking I was talking about England internationals, when I was actually talking about Manchester United. Fool.

< Thows something at Raelyse.

V Joins in.

[hamnat]

^'s ranting is fun to listen to/read. (^_^)

< Throws a fireball which only hits Raelyse because his ego is ubiquitous.

V Is being choked by my force powahs!! (just kidding)

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ Don't you mean "farce" powers? Hurr hurr hurr...

< Upon his (now inevitable at the hands of hamnat) death bequeaths...

V ...a boot to the head. And one for their wimpy husband Hank. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo)

[oren]

^ YES!

< Just got a boot to the head. O_o;

V Has watched Happy Tree Friends and has been caught laughing at the violence.

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Has destroyed me with fits of uncontrollable laughter!

< Is very much actually and really destroyed.

V Is charging his laser!

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Thinks I'm a he, apparently
< Is trying to figure out how a laser works
V thinks I'm crazy.

[Yggdrasil]

^ is mistaken to think that anyone is normal

< has mass amounts of lazer

V will never overcome the giant enamy crab or mudkips

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Seems to know what it is like to be tiny
< has been trying to overcome those things for years, but can't because to her, they ARE giant
V thinks it is funny that I almost posted this as the wrong character.

[Elijah_Morendale]

^ acting like that, you'll never overcome giant enemy crabs or mudkips
< feels asleep
V is The Milkman.

[Tsukiko]

^ needs more calcium :p

< has just woken but still deals massive damage to the giant enemy crab and the mudkips

v wishes that s/he could so massive damage.

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Flipped me over for MASSIVE DAMAGE

< Riiidddggggeeeee Raaacccceeerrrr

V Will retail for $599 US Dollars!

[Bevel]

^ has a funky avatar.

< $599 US dollars? That's chump change! You put a one, and two zeroes after that or we pass!

V wishes for more potato chips.

[Christoph]

^ All his potato chips are belong to us!
< Mmm... potato...
v Says "po-tah-toe"

[AdventWings]

^ Says "po-TA-to" :D
< Is Hungry and Sleepy and Insomniac and Working at the same time...
v Is sleepeh.

[Karuka]

^ needs to sleep.

< needs to sleep, too.

v is silly.

[hamnat]

^'s sleep is helpful, though maybe not to her

<Is always silly

V likes my silliness

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ sure knows how to party.
< Loves silliness in general and hates anyone that can't take a joke
V Loves to breakdance.

[Canen Darkflight]

^Is correct *swings around wildly*

< Is a moron.

V Knows it to be true.

[Yggdrasil]

^ is a SUPER moron

< can't get away from Moronity

V should be by the cosmic irony, not a moron

[hamnat]

^ Poor you...< can't get away from it either

< Is not a moron, just insane...and wanting of a hug

V Wants a hug, too

[oren]

^ Gets a hug.

< doesn't need a hug. but does need a new hairstylist since this current one happens to like giving perms to the shortest of hair. *shudders.*

v probably LOVES curly hair and all of it's curly goodness.

[Karuka]

^ has curly hair

< prefers it straight and neat

v likes playing with hair.

[oren]

^Is right about playing with hair.

< had to use a straightener to get the curls out (while waiting for thread judging if the judging thing got in) becuase when hair is curly no gel or wax in the world would EVER get the proper spikes and chunks in hair with curls that was never asked for.

V probably will never use a straighener.

[Jasmine]

^ is right about the not using a straightener

< is the only one home right now

V should probably go to bed

[Melancor]

^ Must be pretty tiered himself

< Should consider the offer.

v Had a taco last week

[Jasmine]

i'm pretty sure ^ is right... i think we had steak tacos for dinner last week sometime... yummy

< is a 'she' :P

V likes to write

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is right, but only as far as althanas and poetry is concerned
< has to go make posts now
V Is falling asleep with his/her head on the keyboard

[Kially Gaith]

^ Is an obcessive with so many sides to him/her that I can't keep up.
< Is an adorable overly honest weirdo.
V ...Not so adorable...Lieing...Normal person?

[Yggdrasil]

^ Debatable on the adorable part

< does not pretend to be adorable, < is brutally honest < do you think i am normal? no didn't think so

V does not possess the knowledge to summon me *kially excluded

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Correct, although I could quite happily corrupt you with pornographic thoughts. Haha!

< Is having pornographic thoughts

V Probably isn't.

[Yggdrasil]

^ is a typical pervert
< is rather shockingly immune to such things ... seemingly
V should donate to the "Yggdrasil charity"

[Canen Darkflight]

^ ...is going to be very disappointed.

< Owns.

V Got owned.

[Yggdrasil]

^ owned by traffic cone!

< owned by tank

V owned by plasma grenade!

[Shell]

^ lies. He was the one owned by the plasma grenade.
< Was the one owned by a tank
V owns both the tank and plasma grenade that owned ^ and <.

[Il Amator]

^ has too many usernames
< is not rly one to talk
V only has one username

[oren]

^ Wrong < has two other alias'

< Has to drive to joint college to pick up art work some time.

V probably never has to drive 1/2 an hour two ways to pick up own work.

[Falling With Style]

^ is sympathized with by...

< , who hates being a cross town student. Who is now making a first foray into multiple characters.

V 's head exploded (and looks ridiculous) after reading Oren's post.

[Elijah_Morendale]

^ doesn't realize that

< has seen things that would register as a 9.6 on

V's weird shit-o-meter.

[Karuka]

^ Hanners.

< left the scale off the shit-ometer.

v understands why.

[AdventWings]

^ Should change her job to the Cool-ometer.
< Needs a rating.
v Wants one as well.

[hamnat]

^ has a 9.4 on <'s Cool-o-meter

< has a -2.3 on <'s Cool-o-meter.

V has a higher rating for < on V's Cool-o-meter. (i'll cry if you don't...)

[Vramii]

^ needs not cry

< rates ^ higher then ^ rated ^ on ^'s meter

V loathes clowns.

[oren]

^ Is very special with the high rating. But loses the special when realizing < doesn't loathe clowns.

< needs to clean up piano, so that practicing can be done without all the dust. Plus a book shelf for all the piano books that are starting to pile up: 1/4 for the RCM; 1/4 for guitar; 2/4 OST books for movies on piano.

v Plays an instrument of some sort and understands the feeling of having a lot of books for said instrument.

[hamnat]

^ would have been right some years ago when I was learning guitar.

< is wanting to get back to learning guitar and < is also celebrating Shen's second birthday, which happened three days ago. Oh, and Happy Birthday to Reiko/Tsukiko!!

V cares that Shen's B-Day was three days ago and that today is Reiko's B-Day.

[Tsukiko]

^ Remembers my birthday yay^^

< is having a boring B-day

v wishes for cake

[HikariAngel]

^ Wishes they had my ice cream

< Is loving the Cookies and Cream

v Wants it, but can't have it.

[Karuka]

^ has ice cream

< has a test in the morning

v does not envy < this.

[HikariAngel]

^ has it easy
< has a seven-page rough draft due Thursday
v doesn't really care

[AdventWings]

^ Needs to get off Althanas to finish that paper.
< Needs half a gallon of liquid aspirin...
v Needs to go to sleep.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Is right (Get on MSN, we can finish our schemes!)
< Is however exhausted after making approximately 20 posts in one day
v Hasn't posted 20 or so times today.

[Karla]

^ is right
< has only had the misfortune of having to post 5 times in one day so far.
V is exhausted just reading about ^ and <

[Vramii]

^ posts more than I do in a day

< is not exhausted because of his 12 great hours of sleep last night

V had the misfortune of sleeping less than <

[hamnat]

^ is wrong simply because < doesn't see it as an unfortunate thing

< is trying to write a response to <'s quest which is quite awkward

V will understand why, if V has been reading <'s works.

[Yggdrasil]

^ Thinks they have it awkward

< has the most Unofficially awkward character to rp as on althanas

V has stolen all the DVI male to VGA female plugs in the world! DAMN YOU I NEED ONE OF THOSE!

[oren]

^ Gasp how did ^ know!

< Is a bad person for stealing them all.

V witnessed the crime.

[Vramii]

^ is awful for her thievery

< wags a shameful finger at ^

V can't decide whether or not to forgive ^

[Edward Judorne]

^^ probably had a good reason for doing what ^^ did, but at the same time what ^^ did was wrong.


^ might have forced ^^ to do it. If that is the case ^^ is just a victem while ^ is the criminal.

< needs more evidence before < makes any judgements whatsoever about ^ and ^^.

V has all the evidence V needs to prove once and for all that < has no life.

Edit: < can probably name one of <'s characters that is more awkward than ^^^'s character too.

[AdventWings]

^ Needs less caffeine, more endorphin.
< Needs to replace the right side of his brain.
v Should not operate nearby without HazMat gears.

[Shell]

^ Is right
< should, by all rights, not even be operating
V just saw < fly over V's head.

[oren]

^ Flew over top <'s head and scares < now with thier spontaneous flying abilities.

< Has fear of heights so is glad to be on the ground.

V Thinks < is silly to have a fear of heights, but also has a fear of thier own.

[hamnat]

^ is not silly because < is afraid of heights too.

< is afraid of heights but strangely loves being high up. < can't resist climbing a tree or natural wall if < can.

V finds < is weird because < has a both fear and a love for high places.

[oren]

^ Is not wierd < does the same thing.

< Is creeped out, since Veatrix knows <'s real name but < doesn't know who Veatrix is, though < does have an idea who it might be.

V probably would be creeped out by a random member PMing them knowing thier real name.

[Veatrix]

^ and I are friends in real life. Randomly stumbled upon her here.

< Needs to rp some more.

V will be someone with 0 EXP, like me!

[Mink]

^ has a well made character.
< Is an unusable character because of 1 minor flaw.
V was wondering what that flaw was until they read my ooc comment.

I clearly stated in my registration thread that Mink could not pull weapons out of his bag. Why is that a flaw? Let's take a look at these two examples:

1: Mink pulls out a piece of raw meat and starts swinging it at the enemy.

2: Mink pulls out an axe to chop some firewood.

Still don't see the problem? In both examples, the questionn of what a weapon is comes into play. in example 1, Mink pulled out an everyday item with the intent of using it as a weapon. Does that suddenly make it a weapon? hard to say.

In Example 2, Mink uses a weapon as a tool to do menial tasks. Does it stop being a weapon then?

Until I find answers, I'm unable to use him.

[AdventWings]

^ Needs to find the line between "Weapon" and "Fresh Meat" in that statement. Anything that can be used to attack something is a weapon - which, for humor's sake, also includes a monkey's severed hand. :p (Would that mean he can't pull a single thing out of his bag?)

< Is nit-picky. ;)

v Rolled his/her/its eyes in defeat. :rolleyes:

[Mink]

^ Is 100% right.
< is glad someone understands his problem
V ate a pickle

[oren]

^ Makes < happy with a gnome character.

< re writing a few things, and doing half a victory dance for finishing 2/4 exams.

V is either still in highschool or has no exams and is laughing at <

[Veatrix]

^ AHAHAHAAHA

< is writing tons of quest due to boredom, and waiting on one as it is being judged.

V thinks I'm an idiot, which is cool with me. Biotch, LOL.

[Karuka]

^ has a fairly old new account.

< is very tired after a day of picking up and hauling trash, almost drowning, and being present at a rock concert.

v has not had quite so full a day as <.

[Unlucky]

^ Has too much on her plate
< feels like they have all the bad luck in the world, both in and out of character.
V wonders what has < so depressed that not even video games will cheer < up.

[Lavinian Ambition]

^ should have a nice tall one with < if ^ is under 21, then ^'s tall one will be milk.

< is a wierdo notorious for cracking rather inane jokes.

\/ Wishes \/ was as sexy as <.

[AdventWings]

^ Wishes that was true. ;)
< Already knows it.
v ORLY?

[Canen Darkflight]

^ YRLY!

< Has been a bad, bad boy...

V WAG WAG WAGGA!!

[Yggdrasil]

^ is a hypocrite

< has been playing The Elder scrolls

V has not acheived the awesomeness of the Deadric prince of madness 'Sheogorath' who has declared cheese for all!

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Is right
< has, however, beaten Elder Scrolls: Oblivion (I forget what number that is)
V is crying

[Canen Darkflight]

< Is selfish.

[Squ]

^ Forgot to put up the ^ and V (or was just too selfish to do so).

< Thinks this is quite funny.

V Probably doesn't know what to say about me.

[AdventWings]

^ ...is cute?
< Is d3d in the h3d - again.
V fail'd to cast the Life spell.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Is in fact JUST lazy. XD
< Is also, in fact, JUST lazy.
V ...Lazy?

[Yggdrasil]

^ lazy? this coming from a person with ADHD and can go meltdown with he right drink?

< Failed to roll a save throw against migrane attack

V does not have a spare remedy

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Is correct, sir.

< Hit the crab for massive damage, and got 599 gil.

V Probably would like to put something hot and pointy in my head as I am consistantly annoying.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Not yet, still not found a copy of the Godfather.
< Om nom nom, ice cream.
V ..Om nom nom?

[Canen Darkflight]

^ *nods* om nom nom.

< 0_0

V o_0

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ -_-;

< >.< !!!

V >.>

[oren]

^ u_u

< at home looking for Advil.

V headache time!

[Canen Darkflight]

^ <<(^_^<<)

< <<(^_^)>>

v (>> ^_^)>>

[Squ]

^ dances quite well.

< desperately trying to make a light bulb appear above the head. Also wants to dance.

V should not judge a book by its cover but rather its price.

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Chris Ryan, Zero Option, $7.99 from Waterstones.

< *dances*

v 1.2.3.

[Camella]

^ Is dancing
< 4.5.6.
V Is confused

[oren]

^ is right. < is very confused.

< Is completely in love with Sweeney Todd again.

V has watched Sweeney Todd, and loves it as much as <.

[Karuka]

^ supposes the face of a barber, the face...of a prisoner, is not particularly memorable.

Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, black bird, teach < how to sing...

v is a bloody wonder. Eminently practical and yet appropriate as always.

[oren]

^ Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why. Because in all of the whole human race Mrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two There's the one they put in his proper place And the one with his foot in the other one's face.


< Cannot look at meat pies the same way again. Seriously. Cannot look at MEAT the same way again.


V He was there alright! Only not so contright!

[Camella]

^Has turned this game into a rhyme, which is not a crime.
< Will gladly show you the snow
V Thinks rhyming is great
and really doesn't appreciate
the fact that I create
Rhymes like this, mate.

[Yggdrasil]

^ is a poet and didn't know it

< hates Rhymes, but appreciates Irony and Karma, which i have seen too many times to not beleive in it

V has probably received Karma within the last few days

[Squ]

^ how wonderfully right this person is.

< Aspires to become a little more talented with each passing day.

V Deserves praise (dunno why, but he/she just does).

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Is right
< deserves praise
V knows why

[hamnat]

^ deserves praise because her character can carry a fork

< is going to miss running away from Letho

V either finds my comment inappropriate or knows why I would be running from Letho

[Edward Judorne]

^ is definately Letho's type.
< Suspects ^ will find someone else to run away from.
V just got back from the insane asylum.

[hamnat]

^ is a little bit wrong

< managed to sneak a computer to the insane asylum, so < has never really left it.

V has hopefully seen my newest drawing

[Jack Lancer]

please note, these are out of order on purpose,

^ Draws pictures
V......
< Drew a blank

[Yggdrasil]

^ Drawing never existed

< has telent for doodles but not cell shading

V can probably redraw the whole mona lisa

[Edward Judorne]

^ Is half right
< can redraw the Mona Lisa, but...
v wouldn't even recognize it because it was so crappy.

[oren]

^ Is being modest.

< Woo making money's selling psychology text book and concept chart after the exam.

V probably has or is selling text books after thier exams.

[grim137]

^ Yup.

< Maybe.

V Nope.

[Edward Judorne]

^ Strategizes on how to confuse people
< Strategizes on how to win battles
v Strategizes on how to keep this game alive.

[Logan]

^ is always trying to win battles.

< is looking forward to the weekend.

v probably is, too.

[Squ]

^ Must be some kind of prophet.

< Is embarrassed for posting own threads.

V Has to say something important and/or meaningful.

[Moonbird]

^ has a seriously short username.

< thinks that meaningful sayings are a load of bullshit.

v is about to dramatically change the subject.

[oren]

^ right you are.

< is SO ready to write the last two exams, then it's party time on the 3rd.

V if it's Veatrix then will be celebrating with < cause V gets it.

V if it's not Veatrix feel free to go WTF?!?!?

[Veatrix]

^ WTF?!?!?!? Just kidding!

< is gone for the weekend, shopping, LYKE OMG.

V would love to have the money I saved for LYKE SHOPPING OMG.

[Jack Lancer]

^ Just got ripped off.
< Got the same stuff except cheaper
v doesn't believe <

[Raelyse]

I just want to know what someone thinks of me

[Arsène]

^ Uggles.

There you go.

[Edward Judorne]

^^ Is always thought of
^ is always liked
< is always crazy
v is always worth hearing out.

[oren]

^^^ Interesting
^^ Pretty cool
^ Is completely wrong.

< does not want to be heard out.

V has made a gigantic leap of faith

[Edward Judorne]

^ Misunderstood
< said ^ is worth hearing out, not wants to be heard out.
< is, therefore still correct
v is in pain for some reason

[hamnat]

^ won't tell you even if you ask

< is, indeed, in pain of a more psychological kind but will get through it soon

V will probably ask me why I'm in pain

[Edward Judorne]

^ is right
< wants to know about the pain because < cares
^ will likely still not tell <
< will keep on asking
^ might keep saying no
< will ask others for info if this is the case.
^ Will likely have told everyone to keep it a secret.
< will get no information whatsoever
v thought my post would never end.

[hamnat]

^ is incorrigible.

< has told only one person on althanas

V will likely wonder who they are and envy them

[Edward Judorne]

^ is right. < is encourageable.
< Knows ^ meant said Incorrigable, but decided to read it as a sound-alike word instead.
v is still alive. (dang) ;P

[Veronin]

^ has an avatar unlike myself
< feeling down because he has no clue what inncorriga-- whatever means...
v probably will insult my small and very weak vocabulary.
< to strike back, he will read the dictionary front/back
v he will create a word
< we will say "Psh.. that is such an incodiggable word....

[hamnat]

^ has a small, weak vocabulary

< has made up several words

V will ask < what those words are and why < is not doing <'s homework

[oren]

^ Should do thier homework! Tsk tsk.

< doesn't feel special anymore with the sudden increase of Chinese named characters. :'(

V probably knows what < is talking about.

[Petra]

^ Should hand out beat-downs to people who don't use them right.
< Wants a thread for the Kitsuna account
V Answers my wish.

[Squ]

^ and < should talk about what ^ would prefer, maybe ^ can leave a message with a small suggestion.

< needs someone who can tell if < has made some improvements, maybe V will look into that within the next few months.

V should also answer to the wish of ^

[Edward Judorne]

^ is right
< is always open to questing with other people.
^^ and ^ should PM me with ideas.
v thinks this is the weirdest way to recruit people for a quest possible

[Moonbird]

^ is probably right but
< couldn't care less. Any way to recruit people is a good way!
v can't be arsed to think of something to say about <

[Yggdrasil]

^ seems to like questions
< only like questions < can answer
so ^ shoul not ask < anything XP
V has a packet of gummie bears stashed around the house, i know because i just stole em ^_^

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^ was faster than me
< is upset < didn't win
V has not yet checked there hidden stash

[Moonbird]

^ should give gummi bears to <
< is a touchtyper extraordinaire
v is slowww.

[Raimeiken]

^ Is watching me type...?! The creepeh!
< Slow typer extraordinaire x__x
V Gets on Messenger!

[Squ]

^ Knows how to say 'see you later' in another language ;)

< Is trying hard to get messenger to work.

V Must be tired.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is right
< is tired because it is 11:30 pm
v is surrounded by v's characters who are forcing v to type.

[AdventWings]

^ Is quite a persistent fellow (and backed by an army)
< Is inclined.
v Is... Also inclined. :p

[Unlucky]

^ is right
< is inclined
v is reclined

[Christoph]

^ Is also left, I MEAN, right.
< Is reclined and looks good at it, too.
v Is jealous of my mad reclining skillz

[Dallas Texas]

^ Is an champion at reclining (among other things).
< is a pro at staying up late (Among other things)
v is very good at something else.

[oren]

^is noctournal like most people here.

< is in need of inspiration... and should go and buy the 1' x 3' canvas < needs to replicate one of the assignments done during the year in paint.

V paints, draws, surfs or something else other than writing to get thier literary groove back.

[Yggdrasil]

^knows me surprisingly well, how the hell?

< has inspiration in the form of headaches XP

V needs to hand over the megaelixers

[Karuka]

^ does not seem to be in need of a megaelixer, merely some lavender tea

< has about 6 inches worth, so far, of a blanket she's crocheting herself

v wishes v could make own blankets.

[Moonbird]

^ has too much time on her hands!
< is too lazy for anything like that
v thinks that < is a lazy cow and should go to bed already.

[oren]

^^^ was a fluke Yggdrasil or was it.... -insert twilight zone music here-

^ Nah..

< just made self comfortable after watching the early showing of Ironman with Veatrix. Much more impressive than that < was expecting it to be. Plus side got the writing groove back!

V probably is going to see Ironman opening night. Or if it's Veatrix agrees with < about movie.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is half-right
< wanted to see it on opening day but...
v stole my wallet for personal reasons

[oren]

^ Didn't happen.

< Is ticked off about the fact a building company is tearing down a historical land mark in <'s and Veatrix's city.

V probably agrees with <

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is pissed because it is in his city
< is pissed because it's a historical landmark.
v is still alive. (thank god)

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Is technically correct (and thank you for your concern)

< Is about to go and get the fittest, most tastiest take away food of all time...the "Peter Pan Scran" (Peter Pan is the name of the place, Scran is Manchester terminology for "food". Learn the lingo and everything else will fall into place)

V Wishes they could have one of these burgers. They are soooooo fit.

[Raimeiken]

^ Is evil for using food to tease other people...
< Is craving for burgers. Burgers~
V Stole the burger! :eek:

[Camella]

^ ordered a very yummy burger.
< Didn't exactly steal it. It was all a misunderstanding.
v Stole <'s burger, and < thought ^ was v and < thought that < was just taking back the burger v stole.

[oren]

^ has confused <

< is happy. Life threw< a lemon < wanted. Hopefully < gets to keep the lemon.

v probably is happy too.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ isn't aware that I had to work today

< is quite miserable, thank you

V's dashboard melted but they still have the radio

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is obviously referring to <'s friend.
< has a friend who ALWAYS has one problem or another wit thier car.
v has friends outside althanas too.

[Raimeiken]

^ achieved enlightenment on everyone's role-playing problems. ^^;
< "was" introduced to Althanas by said friend.
V has life outside of this website.

[Auryon]

^ has no idea how wrong she is.

< is trying to fix the damn microwave after attempting to cook an egg.

v is having a sandwich, damn you.

[Melissa]

^ can have my sandwich
< is full
v knows what is in said sandwich.

[Zetsubou]

^ Assumes I know what is in the sandwich.

< Doesn't even know what's in her ice-cream, never mind the sandwich

V Yuri the only one for me? (Yuri = pun on You're)

[Visla Eraclaire]

^ Shows the toxic effects of anime on the youths! (j/k... maybe)
< Properly completes the bad Yuri pun
V Doesn't appreciate that sort of thing, hopefully

[ANGELxZER0]

^ doesnt agree.
< had his post postition stolen. MY INTERNET DIED!
v likes to run in circles

[Visla Eraclaire]

^ Should post faster then :D
< Spent her last few months of leisure time running in circles, in fact
V Probably doesn't know what I'm referring to

[Jack Lancer]

^ Should try running in squares. It's a lot more fun.
< Runs in triangles.
v Runs

[Melancor]

^ enjoys following parallelograms

< says: Hexagons FTW.

v is sitting on his/her ass reading trifle crap.

(< Indeed)

[Visla Eraclaire]

^ Paints an accurate picture
< Has been reading Encyclopedia Dramatica and the OOC forums for a couple of hours
V Should take a look at the list of final solutions

[Azazel Relizic]

^ posts in here way to much
< Has a problem with the chair hes sitting in
V Has the same problem?

[Auryon]

^ is wrong.

< has a large office chair.

v knows about the cake and its lies.

[Christoph]

^ Should share the chair love.
< Knows the cake is a lie, but eats it anyway.
V Wishes he/she had cake.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Makes the Meanest cakes... Meanie. :P
< is the only person who gets the reference other than ^
v decided they wanted Ice cream instead.

[Heart of Zaga]

^ better get the ice cream or I'll go hulk on him.

< likes iced crams

v once tried to eat a smurf and suffered horrible minutes in the land of Doctor Seuss.

[AdventWings]

^ Why, why, why bring the torture! T^T
< Brain asploded.
v Needs a quick fix of the day?

[Jack Lancer]

^ Has a new avatar
< loves ^'s new avatar. (Looks a lot less depressing)
< Needs a quick fix of video games today
v tripped over a skunk.

[oren]

^ Likes video games a lot.

< would be playing video games or typing better of the metacarpal bone under <'s index finger didn't hurt so much. And hasn't tripped over a skunk since there are no skunks in the area. But that would be painful if < did because <'s bad luck lead to an ankle and knee injury taking a lovely fall down the stairs.

v probably suffering from some sort of injury.

[Heart of Zaga]

^ has a painful record of injuries.

< says vertigo attacks are nasty.

V should pity me and my illness.

[thewriter]

^ should feel better soon
< pities nobody because pity is degrading. I only offer respect, sorry
V wants to roleplay, or he/she would not be on this site

[Zetsubou]

^ Will respect Moi!
< Does want to roleplay, but no-one has posted after her
V has brainfreeze from eating a Penguabear

[ANGELxZER0]

^ is very silly
< has no idea how they got brainfreeze from that
v will have difficulty thinking of what goes here

[Yggdrasil]

^ Has no idea how ^^ got a brainfreeze from a Penguabear
< Has no idea what a Penguabear is, is it yummy?
V will now tell me if it is yummy

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Should realize it is yummy if ^^^ ate it fast enough to get brainfreeze.
< Is prone to being stepped on
v Is prone to stepping on something.

[thewriter]

^ must grant a wish!
< wishes that someone else here gets three wishes
V gets the wish(es)

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Has made <'s day.

< Gets cake.

V ORLY?

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Wants cake
< Gives ^ cake
v knows the cake is a lie.

[Yggdrasil]

^ Damn right that Cake is a lie!

< has Recipe

Cake recipe
one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve *putrid tissue.
Bake at 4500 kelvin for 6 hours.
serve very hot and enjoy!


V is now being served the true cake

[Camella]

^ isn't trying to be funny, that is the actual recipe.

< decided she wasn't hungry after reading that.

v wants the true cake (and can have it.)

[Zetsubou]

^ Is scared of eating the True Cake!

< Eats the true cake and survives, afterall, she has eaten a poisonous creampuff with diced razor blade sprinkles!

V Hasn't eaten a True Cake OR a poisonous creampuff with diced razor blade sprinkles, but is going to! *evil laughter*

[AdventWings]

^ ...Oh, so evil.
< Ph34rs the True Cake... But might try that poisoned cream puff with diced razorblade sprinkles.
v Is a Duck.

[Karuka]

^ is a kitty

< must be a duck, since she called her little debaters "baby duckies" the year she was captain

v has a normal-ish sleep schedule.

[Zetsubou]

^ Is wrong about my sleeping schedule

< Sleeps between 4 - 12 hours a night. Heh.

V Sleeps with ducks, the True Cake, AND the poisonous creampuff with diced razor blade sprinkles!

[Raimeiken]

^ has a normal sleep cycle, as far as I can tell ^^
< can't sleep with all of that around. Too crowded for the bed. ^^;
V is lazy from the summer bug.

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Is wrong.

< Is revved up for the European Cup Final

V o_0

[Yggdrasil]

^ 0.o

< is wondering why ^ has a female avatar =p

V wants to give me an avatar ^_^

[Camella]

^ found an avvy for you.

here it is: http://library.ipswich.qld.gov.au/ref/graphics/ancient_shield.jpg

(Based my search on your occupation. :p)

< enjoys helping out.

V now wants an avatar from < too.

(Or, if and only if V is Yggdrasil)

V will tell me what V thinks of the Avvy.

[Yggdrasil]

^ was surprisingly Helpfull

< is Rolling on the floor laughing at Avatar, it's Appropiate

V wishes they had an avatar by Camella too

[Camella]

^ was likely expecting someone else to reply
<wishes < could make <'s own avatar, but in truth got both ^ and <'s avatar from looking up key words on google.
v uses google often too.

[AdventWings]

^ Needs to chill off the chocolate bar and remember the "Wait 5 Posts" rule. Is that enforced in here?
< Needs sl33p.
v Is preoccupied. With a porcupine.

[oren]

^Sleep is good.

< Darn that porcupine! Now < can't sit down because of the needles, but still can enjoy M&M's.

v Want's chocolate but can't have any because thier dentist said so.

[Camella]

^^ must be my dentist, then.
^ Is talking about eating chocolates knowing full well that < can't eat any. Dang him.
< Is about to die
v has a good idea why

[Cloud]

^ is getting eaten by a giant pink fluffy bunny monster with the head of Santhalas and the feet of Serilliant that mistook his avatar for a silver carrot.
< is absolutely positively insanely masterfully and mindlessly bored out of his mind because his new friend went to bed!!!
V MUST ENTERTAIN THE WORLD IN 5 SECONDS!!!! Or die!

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ gave < a tough choice.
< flies by at top speed making faces at the world and crashes into a wall, breaking her neck because she wasn't watching where she was going.
v will revive < with a pheonix down.

[Zetsubou]

^ Is a little bit silly, but is forgiven by < because ^ knows what a Pheonix Down is.

< Revives ^ with a Phoenix Down, then gets back to fighting the almighty sexy Sephiroth

V shall become my new best friend... *stalks* MWAHAHA!

[Yggdrasil]

^ needs to find a better antagonist (that comments gonna bite me in the ass on a later date)

< Tends to keep away from Kefka, < dislikes clowns

V is on the receiving end of Seymour’s Attention

[Tainted Bushido]

^ Needs to find better minions.

< Seymour got spanked by < because ^ didn't have the money to afford a real minion.

\/ Worships my minions.

[Unlucky]

^ has minions, but < is not scared and definitely does not worship them.

< has a small army of characters, which is why < is unafraid of ^'s minions.

v Thinks a battle between all of <'s characters and ^'s minions would be interesting to watch.

[Afin]

^ Doesn't realize that < has a much larger army of characters.

< Thinks a battle between ^'s characters, ^^'s minions, and every character < has ever made would be amusing, and entirely too many people on a battle field.

V Must find the square root of Pi, or eat all of ^^'s minions, uncooked.

[Karuka]

^ is a silly. The square root of Pi is obviously Delta.

< is finally back at home

v has been at home.

[Unlucky]

^ is right, < is at home here.

^^ Oh Really? Let's compare.

< has 16 characters, (15 usernames) on althanas and 60+ characters off althanas.

v is easily amused

[Zetsubou]

^ Has a LOT of characters, even more than < who has around 40

< is a niiiiiiinja!

V Is assassinated by < by < tying thread to all the hairs on V's body and pulling them all out at once!

[oren]

^ Is the reason why < is bald and dead?!

< Comes back to life as a divine being of some sort (I am going to hell for that, along with several other reasons) so that the strawberries on <'s desk can be eaten.

V want's strawberries but knows that < some how stole them from V and will now try to take thier revenge using a paper clip.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ shouldn't underestimate an angry fairy with a paperclip.

< Wants her stolen lunch back

v Seems to think this whole situation is hilarious.

[Yggdrasil]

^ is small, but really angry

< can provide an enchanted paperclip to use for ^, and < only finds this amusing

V needs less Testosterone

[AdventWings]

^ Needs more Morphine.
< Needs more Adrenaline.
v Needs more Amphetamine- Ay! Nay!

[Blind Justices]

^is high on catnip
< is high on spraypaint fumes
v misunderstands the drug culture.

[Petra]

^ Perhaps...
< Still beats ^ and ^^ over the head with a paper fan at full force! Kyaaaa~!
V Doesn't do drugs!

[Storm Veritas]

^ is a goddamned hippy that should get off the dope and get a haircut.
< could use a beer or six.
V is writing a sonnet in my honor.

[Karuka]

^ is awesome. Also needs to get an IM client.

< would write a sonnet for ^, but isn't in poetry mode, and thinks that ^ would enjoy if < wrote a post more.

v thinks < is awesome. < hopes?

[Yggdrasil]

^ is awesome, and < isn't trying to inflate anyone's ego

< Loves to poke and prod both pride and ego ... Canen's is the easiest

V might be the next victim

[Azazel Relizic]

^ is about to attack <
< is about to be attacked
V is the attacker

[Xos]

^ is wrong, <wouldn't harm a fly.
<is very repentant for suddenly leaving months ago.
<had, and still has "issues", but their under control now.
VIs very upset with <