^ < V Game

[oren]

^ Welcome back person < has never met before. But how will be labled Gandalf because of ^'s avatar.

< is stabbing paper.

V is probably doing something more productive than <

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is stabbing <'s paper bed without realizing it.

< Is now being forced to find a new place to sleep.

v's sock drawer just got raided.

[Xos]

^ just stole all of <'s old socks
< demands new socks
v Well get < new socks, or else V will be visited by the evil Sock pixie...

[Edward Judorne]

^ asked for new socks.
< gave ^ new socks
v knows the socks < gave ^ are the wrong size

[Morgaine of Avalon]

^ receives right sized socks from < for making her laugh
< putting on a cozy pair of socks
V can have free socks from < that fit cause ^ put me in a good mood

[Esmerelda]

^ Has inadvertantly given < ^'s immortal soul.

< TOLD you < knew where it was.

V Just realised < is a tricky bastard.

[Yggdrasil]

^ needs to cut back on the souls
< Just decimated an Oblivion gate with hand to hand combat, a can of pepsi, and a tuna salad
V receives a free Deadra heart ^_^

[Esmerelda]

^ is most generous

< Is waiting with breathless anticipation for approval.

V Wants a Citadel match?

[Yggdrasil]

^ forgot to add Binary and Morse code to there language skills XP

< isn't interesting in a citadel match

V is willing to take that Citadel challenge instead

[Esmerelda]

^Thinks < forgot something

< Knew all about them, but isn't fluent in them ICly, or OOCly, or any other language for that matter.

V wonders just how < is communicating then.

[Morgaine of Avalon]

^ is going to give < her soul back >(
< will fail her finals at school without her soul and has three grades border lining it(as in almost Cs)
V should stay in school if in school, or go if they haven't been. it's a fun place.

[Esmerelda]

^ wants her soul back.

< Sold into slavery already for profit

V is new owner of ^'s soul.

[Morgaine of Avalon]

^ just got tricked by <
< has her soul back <3
V will be tricked into giving ^ V's soul if V isn't careful.

[Seth_Rahl]

^ got soulraped.
< wasn't the soulraper, oddly...
v will probably get soulraped too.

[Xos]

^ is now without a soul.

< is the master soulraper behind Esmerelda. DANCE PUPPETS, DANCE FOR MY PLEASURE!

V also lost their soul and must dance for my pleasure, along with Seth_Rahl

[Yukina]

^ Her name starts with an "E" >:O
< Is looking for someone to fight with in citadel
V LIKES CHOCOLATE CAKE :D

[Karuka]

^ is psychic.

< LOVES chocolate cake

v needs some chocolate in order to be happy.

[Esmerelda]

^ is correct

< wants the giant candy bar on display in front of the Factory in Hersheys pennsylvania

V knows what candy bar I'm talking about.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Can't have THAT chocolate bar... unless ^ sells ^'s soul to the Devil.
< thinks the subject of souls hasn't been thoroughly discussed yet.
v already sold a soul to the devil.... <'s soul, that is.:mad:

[Esmerelda]

^ won't get it back either.

< sold her soul to the devil for the gigantic candy bar he wanted. :D

V Wants to know just how many souls I own.

[Shell]

^ is indeed right. < is curious.
< wants to compare the number of souls collected by ^ to the number of souls killed by <
v just realized < has no soul, hers or otherwise.

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Wow, is right!

< Has been consumed by Althanas.

V You too.

[Destrudo]

^ is wrong, has not yet been consumed by the black pit of doom, err, Althanas.

< let's see, including the living, the dead, animal souls, lesser souls, greater souls, the evolved, the unevolved, and uncategorisable souls, the exact number comes to: Beyond concievable measure, one could simply make up a number and still be under the right amount. There is simply no exact measure.

To change the subject...

V Can't wait until I level up.

[Winterhair]

^ is pitifully wrong. :D
< wants to participate in a few quests and level this bastard up.
V Likes pie.

[Esmerelda]

^ Is correct, I love Pi.

< Knows the one millionth digit of Pi is one.

V Thinks I'm a tad on the nerdy side now.

[Winterhair]

^ is a tad bit on the nerdy side, but thats life.
< Doesn't want to start a quest he's so lazy. Damn.
v Will start a quest with him, mayhaps? 0_o (That was pathetic. :P)

[Calx Vir]

^ is an up arrow
< is an arrow pointing left
V is secretly a v! (but we say it's an arrow pointing down)

"Who woulda thunk it?"

[Nautilus]

^ Must be clairvoyant...or something
< is BORK BORK BORK
v has an opinion about the Swedish muppet chef

[Winterhair]

^is apparently Borked out.
< Thinks the Swedish Muppet chef is his bitch.
V Knows what I'm talking about when I say handcuffs don't do police justice any more. :D

[Edward Judorne]

^ No Comment
< Comments 'No'
v is a Con artist at the Moment

A.K.A.

v Con Moment

[thewriter]

^ secretly has a comment
< also secretly has a comment(but sh! it's a secret <.< >.>)
V is going to tell us a secret =3

[Raimeiken]

^ Has no comment! That's the secret!
< ...is telling the truth... or lie?
V Shall reveal it all!

[Winterhair]

^....how does she know this? Yes, I shall reveal it all....
< ...*pulls down my pants*
v....is now seriously considering getting some therapy. :D

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is hysterical (As in funny)
< is hysterical (as in insane)
V is in hysterics (as in laughing)

[Xos]

^ needs some Eletroshock Therapy.

< Can help ^ out at Akbar's discount therapy center. *not a scam*

V knows where I got Akbar's discount center from.

[Edward Judorne]

^ Is wrong
< has no clue
v wants to play

[Winterhair]

^with himself, but can't due to certain problems. *ahem*
< is having fun on Althanas.
v is the sex.

[Artifex Felicis]

^ I recognise you! Woo! I'm not that old!

< - Begining to return for the first time in a long time.

V s a widdle new person if I guess right.

[Karuka]

^ guessed wrong.

< is not a widdle new person.

v is crazy.

[Winterhair]

^ is damn right.
< is feeling frisky. And wants a salmon.
v probably looks at me with a "Wtf?" look on his/her face.

[Xos]

^ is wrong.

< Is also feeling frisky and wants a salmon, for the same reasons.

V is disturbed by the possibilities.

[Crystal Suncrest]

Ok, first and foremost:

^^^^ WOOT. Artifex is back.

*Celebrates*

With that out of the way, back to the game.

^ and ^^ are just plain weird.

< Is just plain insane. (15 usernames now. WOOT.)

v probably wants the full list of my usernames.

[Xos]

^ is correct.

<Wants the full list of everybodies usernames, including MSN compatable IM addresses and other contact info to submit to the Department of very nosey people who can't mind their own business.

V Knows for a fact that < is the head of said department.

[Calx Vir]

^ is a strange, sad man, and doesn't like to cuddle with cats because he thinks he is a true man, but he'll sleep with Oprah? Aaaawkwaaard.

< is psychotic.

V knows what I'm talkin' 'bout.

[Edward Judorne]

^ is Psychotic, it is true.
< wants to take on ^'s psychotic self
v wants to watch the battle.

[Winterhair]

^ is way too active on this thread. :P
< Is about to finish up a battle and start another with The Writing Writer.
V is superawesomesensationalistic. Squared.

[Xos]

^ is so right, it's frightening.

< Can't hear anyone over the sound of how awesome he is.

V thinks < might be a touch egotistical.

[Winterhair]

^ thinks that it may depend on what brand of pants he wears.
< isn't wearing pants. xD
V is considering not wearing pants either, if they aren't already.

[oren]

^ Not really, dude.

< Is wearing shorts.... and probably will be wearing shorts tomorrow since the temperature has been almost 40 degrees. (Don't laugh... I hate the heat)

V loving summer weather.

[Calx Vir]

^ is correct, if by loving he means about to unknowingly throw himself in front of a car, die and go to heaven, and scold God for making it so hot.

< has a new title, God Scolder.

V wants to run around the world, celebrating <'s new title.

[Winterhair]

^ is completely, and utterly, correct.
< lol'd.
V wants to fight a flaming chicken in a battle.

[Xos]

^ is correct.

< wonders what would happen if < threw a fireball at it. Would it result in an overcooked chicken? Would it have no effect? The world may never know...

V is going to assist me with my "research".

[Melancor]

^ is half right.

< will throw a bucket of water of the fiery chicken to see if it dies.

v will bring an extinguisher.

[Soldier of Fortune]

for reference, people, ^ is talking about this extinguisher specifically, *unzips pants*

< chugged a gallon of water and swelled up like a balloon, < is ready to go!

V wants to see the show.

[Xos]

^ is completly wrong.

< Does not want to see THAT show.

V is going to go make up some funny and hillarious new monster based on ^'s post.

[Winterhair]

^ is crazy if he thinks < will even use that for motivation.
< wishes he could finish that battle and get started on Vincent's next chapter, but Yukina hasn't posted yet...ugh.
V is a psychopath in reality.

[Xos]

^ Needs to stop talking to my psychiatrist.:mad:

< Is free only because because certain parties do not really know what's going on inside<

v Is worried for unexplained reasons now.

[Edward Judorne]

^ is right, and the reasons will REMAIN unexplained.
< is always right
v thinks < is wrong

[oren]

^ wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

< Is tired... only had 3 hours of sleep. Wants an actual bed than to go out with family at the moment.

V in the same sorry state as <

[Xos]

^ except in reverse.

< hopes somebody joins his open battle inside The Machine.

V will be that somebody?

[Edward Judorne]

^ Maybe...
< Just had one of his other character's bazaar threads jumped.
v Thinks it is funny.

[Raimeiken]

^ got loled.
< is low on power.
V has sugar! Onegai~!

[AdventWings]

^^ Problem solved. :D (Yes, I'm that awesome)
^ Get some lunch, Nyan. :p
< Is so awesome, no one could see.
v Yes? Yes?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ Is not a ninja, which is the reason

< saw you

Even V knew that awesomeness isn't another way of saying "invisibility field"

[Winterhair]

^ is completely right.
< knows that even though <'s awesomeness power is over 9000, < still can't walk the streets of NYC naked. [/secret dream]
V lol'd.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is wrong, < didn't LOL
< ROFLMAO
v is easily amused

[Destrudo]

^ is correct, is too easily amused.

< is also very easily distracted by.. OOHH! SHINY!

V Is the master of all things Non sequitor

[oren]

^ has the awesome Family Guy Evil Monkey!

<'s day has been made with pinapple upsid down cake and Evil Monkey avatar.

V is playing with a papershredder.

[The Bloody Son]

^ avatar totally creeps me out because it looks elongated.

< has jacked up with the paper shredder, being the 'new guy' and lost a finger because of it.

v Loves being on the bottom of a newb. ;D HahAHha.

[Winterhair]

^ has the awesomest avatar yet.
< Needs to get some quests done and get exp. Blah.
V doesn't agree with the idea of pants.

[Veatrix]

^ only for you, luv. Only for you.
< Two months back and I'm level two, biatches!
V Must think I'm a pretentious idiotic teenage MySpacer with no life and is only shallow. I am, but that's not the only thing I am, because I am me... >_>

[Winterhair]

^ is my not-so-secret lover. xD
< feels pathetic because he's posted twice in here consecutively and hasn't touched the thread he's supposed to respond to.
v Agrees i'm pathetic and will help me off my lazy ass and force me to respond. :D

[Karuka]

^ yes, but no.

< doesn't have anything to respond to

v probably does.

[Destrudo]

^ Is totally correct

< has two threads, four IM conversations, three snail-mail letters, one physical real flesh and blood person, a pack of dogs wanting out, and at least 15 imaginary people to respond to, and it's only 9:02 a.m.

V Just realised I'm a busy person.

[The Bloody Son]

^ Did just in fact realize that you're a busy person with a lot to do and all you're doing is posting on a silly ^ v < game. Lololol.

< Is Happy Father's Day. <3

v Wishes to watch an intimate soft-core between Veatrix and I. D: !!

[Winterhair]

^ is damn right. Except one thing.
< wants to join in. :)
v wants the recipe to life. (Look in my sig. :) )

[Karuka]

^^ umm...no. But then again, I know things you probably do not.

^ probably does not want to join in.

<'s shoulder is acting up again. >_<

v knows how to make it better?

[Xos]

^ is right.

< First we'll start with a shoulder massage, and a nice foot rub, then I'll go draw you a nice warm bubble bath light a few rose scented candles, and put on some light classical so you can relax and let the ache go away.

V has just seen the softer side of me.

[Edward Judorne]

^ is very kind
< is very strategic
v is very...(v Will finish the sentence)

[AdventWings]

^ ...Wut?
< ...Dead?
v ...Yes?

[Winterhair]

^Yes.
< is back from exams, ready to start post-whoring.
V groaned at that.

[Destrudo]

^ is mistaken

< has the capacity to be the biggest post hoar on Althanas, but exercises a remarkable amount of restraint.

V seriously doubts this.

[Winterhair]

^ is right.
< is pretty satisfied with himself at the moment.
v just had an image of < "satisfying" himself. mwahahahaha. M'yes.

[The Bloody Son]

^ Is gunna get his ass kicked. ;}

< had an image of Winter satisfying himself. Felt bad for him that it wasn't bigger... ;} Hahahah!!

v <3's BUTTSECKS!

[Arsène]

Yes.

There. I've broken the chain.

[The Bloody Son]

Yes.

There. I've broken the chain.

Failsauce.

[Winterhair]

^ is a n00b. Mwahahaha. Just pokin'.
< Watched this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnb9ig9wAPg and lol'd my pants.
V is going to do the same after watching.

[Edward Judorne]

^ is right, but it is not for the reason ^ thought.
< loled because (Thanks to being a regular reader of nintendo power) < knows that the guy with the boxing gloves in that vid is coming to the Wii soon.
V knows what I'm talking about?

[The Bloody Son]

^ knows what he's talking about.
< wishes they would come out with the Game Glove they had for the original Nintendo. <3 So pwn.
v Loves Pig Benis.

[Winterhair]

^ Switched the P and B around from <'s stripper name.
< Is going to name his future son/daughter Trogdor the Burninator. Just for the hell of it.
V is thinking what a loser < is.

[The Bloody Son]

^ wishes he was a stripper? Lawls.

< Thinks Winter's kid will be Burninating the Peasants.

v Is thinking Arsene is full of weaksauce for trying to break the chain.

[Taskmienster]

^ Likes to bite

< Might pick up stripping so he can make some money... (weaksauce, lolz)

V Is probably going to go to the "make up a word" thread and post something about the definition of weaksauce

[Destrudo]

^ is incorrect

< as the owner of said thread, may not post more than two words once per calender week.

v will do it for me?

[Winterhair]

^ is incorrect. Ha.
< Is more than a little tired but still awake enough to wrestle with the dog over the bed. (< is tired of sleeping on the floor. Damn dog-gone wrestling skills.)
V doesn't want to know.

[Canen Darkflight]

^Is correct, and does not know how much < does not want to know.

< Is upset he spent more time planning IC posts on Althanas that weren't even very good than on his exams.

V Probably knows the feeling.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^is correct
< knows the feeling and WILL go to the make up a word thread to post shortly
v is curious What I've come up with.

[The Bloody Son]

^ is a blond fairy...? Lawls.

< is curious as to if it has anything to do with BDSM...

V smells oddly of noodle soup.

[Mithra Reborn]

^is wrong about <
< is supposed to be cleaning her room >.>
V will be a father in 6 days

[Skie and Avery]

< wonders how ^ knew!
< doesn't quite understand why this thread is so darned popular.
v is probably just bored.

[AdventWings]

^ Psychic?
< Indeed.
v ORLY?

[Winterhair]

^ at the moment is correct.
< Know why this thread is so damned popular.
V knows too.

[oren]

^ is a funny bunny.

< Was the one that created the thread (yes... aesculus was me). < thought this would be a fun game to play, and glad to see it's still going.

V knew that < was the creator.

[Winterhair]

^is wrong.
< Likes explosive cupcakes.
V like them too.

[Petra]

^ ...perhaps, if you're the one eating them. ;)
< is accepting donations to buy hi-speed internet. Onegaishimasu~
V gives me a hundred dollars. ^^

[Valanthe]

^ miscounted, < gave ^ one hundred thousand dollars in the currency of ^'s choice, because < has more money than < knows what to do with.

< Posts with pants on. Pants made of one hundred dollar bills sewn together.

V Just got a hundred thousand dollars in the currency of V's choice.

[The Bloody Son]

^ likes the idea of money-pants ... minus the chaffing of George's face on my junk. ;D

< Wishes he had only what money was necessary to pay off his debts and no more. Money makes people worthless and assholes.

v Isn't worthless or an asshole; IE - Poor. Lolol.

[Aiko]

^ is almost right

< is many, many, many to the power of one googolplex, many things.

V wonders what a googolplex is, and upon a brief trip to Wikipedia, the most accurate and reliable encyclopedia in all the unknown universe, discovers it's a ridiculously high number that will probably never see practical use in this millenium, or at least this century.

[oren]

^ uses the website < refuses to use.

< Is scratching mosquito bites with mittens on. < knows now to NEVER go outside at night without spraying on mosquito repellent. SO ITCHY!

V Is laughing at < for being bitten by little insects from hell.

[Crystal Suncrest]

(Sorry. had to take that quite literally.)

^ LOL
< LMAO
V ROFLMAO

[Raimeiken]

^ have to agree with that ^^;
< always puts on anti-misquito lotion before going outside (no matter how sticky it feels)
V doesn't have to deal with mosquito problems

[Winterhair]

^ Is right.
< Doesn't have to deal with mosquitos because he's FUCKING ICHIGO, BITCHES.
V will have to read the Random IM conversations to know what I"m talking about.

[Tainted Bushido]

^ Know's NOTHING of Ichigos
< Has killed Ichigos
\/ Wishes he knew my super secret techniques.

[Winterhair]

^ Is so right that rape-age of his mind shall be done by <.
< Likes to rape.
V Made this face: o.O

[Gem]

^ Is almost right
< Made this face Oo_oO
v Didn't realize I had 4 eyes.

[The Bloody Son]

^ Is a nerd? 4-eyed dork. D:

< Is one too, but refuses to wear glasses and can't stand contacts. D: !!

V Is going "WTFMATE" at this very moment.

[Winterhair]

^ Nope.
< Went "Ow, my head!" from typing too long of a post in Yukina's and I's rematch. Seriously. Its ten pages long. Go look, see.
V Won't look because he/she/it/woohoo(!) hates <.

[Heart of Zaga]

^must be a fortune teller.

< can't find anything to do so the only think <'s doing is staring at the main page for someone to post in the tavern.

v better be entertaining.

[Winterhair]

^ is right.
< *unzips pants*
V Covered their crotch.

[The Bloody Son]

^ is totally right.

< covered his crotch like Michael Jackson - in ecstasy.

v is imagining that.

[Heart of Zaga]

^ Dear god, yes. and < didn't like it.

< GotTFO

v has nothing predicted because < left too soon to do that. (...)

[Edward Judorne]

^ was likely just too lazy
< just had the funniest Magic: the gathering win for a long time. Sure, it was a team game, but the sole survivor on the other team quit when at full life because next turn 20 fairies would attack hitting him for 96 damage. (Sorry Adventwings, I know I told you 80. forgot about one other thing on the field powering them up.)
V Is curious how that much damage is possible.

[Winterhair]

^ Is wrong.
< Is curious at how the hell fairies became so badass. "Sir, over the horizon, look there!" "What is that?" "Dear gods, its an army of FAIRIES!" "Soldier, lay down your weapons and bend over. This battle is over as we know it."
V chuckled.

[Edward Judorne]

^ is correct
< did, indeed chuckle. Mainly because Fairies have always been Badass, it's just that they are so cute, most people overlook it.
V knows what I'm talking about.

[The Bloody Son]

^ is a geek.

< grins like a fool with his pirate hat on. >:}

V is envious.

[oren]

^ Has a pirate hat. Woo hoo.

< Is in a bad mood.

V Will probably say < is PMSing. They could be right. If they are, prepare to be mauled with a keychain ring.

[Winterhair]

^ Okay, Sora.
< Has a new, sexy shirt.
V Doesn't care.

[RumpleGrumblePuss]

^ True.
< Doesn't really care about anything except for bugging the hell out of Shadar or Manda.
V Loves to annoy people too.

[Valanthe]

^ is correct

< is a professional person annoyer. Pays a whopping 7.24$ an hour, for approximatly three-four hours a day.

v didn't realise it was a real job.

[Winterhair]

^is wrong because < gets paid twice that amount just for existing.
< Hates fireworks.
V Is in the middle of quest and should be working on that instead of wasting time on here.

[Mithra Reborn]

^ is half correct, because < is waiting for <'s quest buddies to reply.
< is starting to fall back into writer's block(nooo!)
V feels <'s pain

[oren]

^ Somewhat <'s threads have all died. Okay fine there's one being judged and the other... well one of the people disappeared.

< Having fun character meme'ing.

V knows what a character meme is.

[Winterhair]

^ Yep.
< Wants ^ to do one of <'s character.
V Will make that sound kinky.

[Mithra Reborn]

^ knows < all to well ;D
< asks ^ to get a room, preferrably with a security camera recording.(=3)
V is going to be disgusted at <

[Nautilus]

^ Naw ;D
< got burninated good by a sparkler yesterday. lolz
v thinks v is shagadelic?

[Winterhair]

^ Nope.
< is TROGDOR, THE BURNINATOR.
V *ahem*

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ is TROOOOOOOGDOOOOOOOOR!

< Is impressed

V is distracted

[Valanthe]

^ is right

< is very easily distr, OHH SHINY!

V Shiny?

[Mithra Reborn]

^ shiny
< is hiding from parents right now >.>
V will tell us a story. STORY TIME!!!

[Yukina]

^ is wrong about getting that story X]

< Is craving peanut butter and chocolate ice cream

V Will bake me a cake =D

[Irene]

^ Now has a chocolate Peanut butter Cake

< Is a new Character with an overly long name.

V Has seen my profile

[Mithra Reborn]

^ is incorrect.
< demands story!
V will rally the cause of < in the demands of a story.

[Valanthe]

^ gets her story

< Says: Once upon a time in a far away land *Time warp happens* And they all lived happily ever after. The End. Happy now, you got your story, and what a long thoroughly detailed story it was. Why, a better story you'd be hard pressed to find, anywhere.

V Wished the Time Warp didn't happen so V could hear the story too.

[Winterhair]

^ is wrong.
< doesn't care.
V Thinks < is an asshole, most likely.

[Mithra Reborn]

^ no, agrees with ^. < needs to demand less, it would seem.
< sends apologies for being annoying
V gets free cake that is not a lie.

[oren]

^ Pie is a lie.

< still furious about life messing up <'s stupid lemonade. Would rant but will probably be ignored with phrases which include, "So what." "Life is like that." "You're not special our parents are like that too."

V will take a marker and scribble a mustache onto the Mona Lisa.

[Yukina]

^ Gives the advice of "when life gives you lemons, YOU SQUEEZE THEM IN THE EYES OF YOUR ENEMIES!!!!

< Is waiting for my KH RP character sheet to be accepted!


V WILL BRING ME FREEZEPOPS! D:< Michaela is too lazy to do it XD

[Mithra Reborn]

^ gave < a story so < indeed gives ^ a cherry freezeprop ^^
< is sooo stuffed with food from <'s parents 30th anniversary party
V gets leftovers, cause its going to take a loooong time to eat all this x.x

[Twill]

^ has got pretty young parents and should give < a freezepop too
< is ill and therefore not hungry
v gets the leftovers instead

[Mithra Reborn]

^ gets lemon freezepop(cause lemon helps people feel better =3)
< gets <'s leftovers back (-.-)
V is hopefully hungry for a chocolate/lemon/carrot cake? cause V is going to get it.

[Irene]

^ Lemon Chocolate Carrot cakes are my favorite!

< Let them eat cake!

V Gets hit in the face with a pie! FOOD FIGHT!

[Winterhair]

^ Is wrong, but has such a cool character that I'll eat the pie instead.
< ate the pie.
V Likes bazookas.

[Nautilus]

^ preferably aimed toward something explosive, or any number of small pastries
< has nothing to say
v can't say the word 'tittle' with a straight face

[Irene]

^ is wrong, can say tittle with a straight face.

< Has a little plaque that says "The Buck starts here."

V Has the matching one that says "The Buck stops here."

[Winterhair]

^ totally wrong-o.
< Likes big swords.
V thinks < is overcompensating for something.

[Twill]

^ is a normal human being then
< is bored
v wants to RP with < because v and < are both bored?

[Irene]

^ Is right.

< Is waiting for somebody, ANYBODY, to respond to his Citadel thread.

V Thinks males who play female characters are hiding something.

[Twill]

^ seems to be in tune with <'s feelings
< prefers planned threads than joining random ones
v has nothing to do

[Nautilus]

^ is wrong
< has plenty to do! Not that < is actually going to get any of it done today
v likes toast

[Zerix]

^TRUE! ^ is called Nautilus.
< is not bored anymore and in fact has too much to do.
v enjoys forcing people to join RPGs.

[Irene]

^ is wrong,just likes RPG's period.

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V Is hereby challenged to break my encrypted message and tell the world what I said. (Easy Difficulty)

[Winterhair]

^ has way too much time on their hands.
< can't wait for judging of Citadel thread.
V doesn't care.

[Nautilus]

^ is wrong.
< cares muchly ;]
v prefers autumn over summer

[Artifex Felicis]

^ Is completely right.
< Lives in Boston. It's already implied.
V Wants a pet Clockwork golem in their story now that I've said it.

[Winterhair]

^ Knows all. o.o
< is returning to porn. Yay!
v Raised an eyebrow.

[Nautilus]

Unfortunately ^ is incorrect.
< *did* raise an eyebrow however when ^ threatened to demonstrate ^'s fine Mulan soundtrack impersonation before ^ decided implying that watching porn was a far better alternative to harrassing a certain He Who Must Not Be Named. xP
v Enjoys a combination of two or more flavours/foods that others might find offensive.

[Irene]

^ knows I enjoy Peanut Butter, Jelly, Mayo (real, not Mirical whip, or Sald Dressing), and Cheese sandwhiches.

< Is eating Sardines Right now.

V is sick now because of <

[Twill]

^ is MAD
< is still ill.
v is bored, which is why they're replying to this topic...

[Winterhair]

^ is partially correct.
< Owes Witchblade a post but doesn't feel like writing it just at the moment, hopes to finish that damned bazaar thread soon so < can get what < needs.
V Likes <'s avatar.

[Zerix]

^ avi wins!

< has no avi... I need to find one...

V Has an idea for an avi.

[Moonlit Raven]

^ Yup.
< Does indeed have ideas, but is leery of talking to a person I don't know.
V Bet they are a social butterfly.

[Irene]

^ Knows I am a butterfly, but not a social one

< Needs a good strong cup of Coffee.

V Well fetch me that cup, NOW! *Cracks the whip*

[Zerix]

^ Is incorrectomundo... *hears whip* Yes Ma'am! *fetches cup*

< is a-scared of whips XD

v won't whip me.

[Irene]

^ doesn't need a good spanking.

< enjoys a good spanking

V spanking?

[Zerix]

^ is a spanker!

< thinks spanking is immoral.

V immoral?

[Irene]

^ Doesn't understand the pleasures of pain

< Understands that even the greatest of pains, are only the greatest of pleasures.

V is a little intimidated now that V knows < loves pain as much as other pleasures.

[Zerix]

^ is slightly scary

< actually understands ^, but does not feel the same way.

V likes orange hair

[Winterhair]

^ is wrong.
< thinks ^ and ^^ are WAY too active on here.
V will take <'s bazooka and fix that problem.

[Zerix]

^ is scary

< will not take bazooka to fix said problem, but to blow up random stuff unrelated to the conversation

V is nice.

[Irene]

^ is also nice.

< Hid ^^'s Bazooka in the land of Aynee in the fourth dimension behind the gates of sensibility.

V Knows I have a non-weapons related quest to the land of Aynee in the fourth dimension behind the gates of sensibility and wants in on it.

[Zerix]

^ is once again, not right.

< is new here and in fact just joined yesterday!

V is bored.

[The Bloody Son]

^ is so correct and seems happy to be here.

< is back from colorado and bored at work.

v likes the feeling of jam smothered between their toes.

[Zerix]

^ seems to like jam too much.

< has never had the feeling of jam between his toes.

v likes Jam over Jelly, but not over Peanut Butter.

[Irene]

^ made < hungry for a PB&J.

< Knows that this song puts everything into perspective: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcTHBOjnUss

V Thinks the group behind the above link is hillarious.

[Winterhair]

^^Welcome back, Jeff.
^ Again, is way too active on here. Go post in some IC threads, dammit! I'll quest with you if it gets you off your butt.
< is a wee bit impatient from wanting his threads to be judged so he can LVL UP!!!! Or I'm going power level 5000 and you can't stop me.
V Knows what parody that's from.

[Zerix]

^ doesn't seem to like it when people are active OoC, and is not correct in more ways than one!

< is actually joining a quest that seems to be including at this moment: two humans, a half-elf, and a gigantic lizard a la doom.

V is impulsive!

[Irene]

^^ Doesn't know I'm actually in multiple IC quests, with slow posters

^ doesn't know me very well.

< Is as far from impulsive as is humanly possible.

V wants to help me help Xos Graduate from Kessingale University, the place Xos came from.

[Winterhair]

^ damn right.
< *punches ^ in the face* Thats for posting after every single person! And the fact I'm impulsive.
V has an idea for a quest, maybe?

EDIT: Sonovabitch I got ninja'd.

^ eh, is wrong. Vincent'll probably just get him killed.
< doesn't wear pants while typing up posts.
V quest idea? Eh? Eh?

[Irene]

^doesn't realise it's a battle in the citadel and not a quest, and so getting xos killed is the entire point, or being killed by Xos, either way.

< Has not yet heard of these pants ^ spoke of. What are, pants?

V Wears dresses.

[Zerix]

^ is incorrect.

< is not a crossdresser of any sort.

V is a crossdresser of some sort.

[oren]

^ Is wrong.

< Is a tomboy not a crossdresser, and is busy watching Gokusen.

V Is a happy happy person.

[Mithra Reborn]

^ is correct about <. < is quite happy right now
< Is offering ^^^^ a quest. < is interested.
V is ^^^^ accepting that quest request.

[Irene]

^ is partially right

< Requires more details on said quest.

V knows < wants the details in a PM and not here.

[Winterhair]

^^ has a sexy character. < is interested.
^ can only wonder what < is up to.
< is listening to a badass song. "Erasus" by Celldweller/Subkulture
V will listen to it! Just got to <'s profile. www.myspace.com/hellbornehero

[Zerix]

^ likes that song.

< doesn't like that song, but did listen to it all the way through.

V begs to differ with <.

[Twill]

^ posts far too much
< cannot be bothered to listen to the song
< cannot be bothered to think of something to say about v and doesn't like speaking in third person.

[The Bloody Son]

^ is rude.

< thinks Myspace is Epic Fail

v probably agrees with <.

[Zerix]

^'s Myspace is Epic Phail.

< has never actually seen ^'s MySpace and is just taking ^'s word for it.

V agrees with < that Facebook is better than MySpace.

[The Bloody Son]

^ is correct, in that Facebook is much better than MySpace. And incorrect in that < doesn't have a MySpace at all.

< Doesn't associate with that much Failure at one time.
< Is on Facebook as Jeff Newberry (JCCC / Kansas)

v Thinks I'm totally sexy and wants to FB friend me. <3

[oren]

^ wishes.

< Is taping toes together and looking for <'s ankle brace after having a lovely run in with a table.

V is having a WONDERFUL day, and probably an even better evening.

[Irene]

^ is partially correct.

< hopes tomorrow is better.

V Pities < and ^

[Crystal Suncrest]

^Wrong
< has it much worse
v Wants to hear about it.

[Winterhair]

^ is wrong. < Has heard about it.
< is going to get a freakin' rifle that shoots fireballs. F.T.W.
V Wants one and wonders how < is going to get one.

[Zerix]

^ is gonna get an uber weapon.

< wonders how.

V knows how and shall enlighten me.

[The Bloody Son]

^ is correct in presuming that < knows how ^^ will get his uber pwner weaponry.

< knows that ^^ is getting it from a quest because < is in the quest. n_n;

v is wondering what in the hell ^ , ^^ & ^^^ are talking about

[Xos]

^ Knows what ^ is talking about, but not anyone else.

< Has his own epic quests being set up

V Will join one of them.

[Mouse]

^ is a charlatan!
< doesn't like charlatans.
v tastes good with Chianti

[The Bloody Son]

^ is crazed.

< would like to join one of ^^'s quests. < knows that ^^ is a good writer.
< tastes good with just about anything... ;)

v is disturbed now... Mwuhahahahhah!

[Winterhair]

^ is wrong.
< is always disturbed.
V tastes good with ketchup for they are crunchy.

[Cash]

^ Wishes he could taste me.

< Needs to condiments to taste good.

V Envys my glorious taste.

[Valanthe]

^^^ May join any of my open quests he wishes. However Kessingale is now closed, but the one with Esmerelda is still wide open, just post in the two possibilities thread so we can get the ball rolling.

^ knows I am not a Charlatan.

< Is 100% genuine

V is only 30% human.

[Winterhair]

^pssfha is wrong
< is 0 percent human, 100 percent Chuck Norris.
V went "Yeah right."

[oren]

^ would have a fist in his face if...

< wasn't in a good mood, but right now < is a happy Jim that's dancing with taped toes.

V is hopefully as happy as < is right now.

[Zerix]

^ seems happy.

< is happy as well!

V isn't quite as happy.

[Cash]

^ is secretly crying inside

< not so much unhappy as bored an legthargic

V meh...

[Winterhair]

^ Yep.
< Leaving for Penn state in a couple hours, but bringing his laptop with him
V Like giant ass swords.

[Zerix]

^ shall return... eventually!

< does like swords, but not necessarily giant ass ones.

V was converted to Althanasism recently, like <.

[Irene]

^ is wrong, was not converted recently.

< wishes he had dry ice, an empty plastic bottle, and some bottled water.

V Knows why and wishes V could join in on the fun.

[Krista]

^ Hellz Yeah
< Reaaaally wants in on the fun.
V is about to say something weird.

[Zerix]

^ is very enthusiastic

< WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

V feels sick, just like <!

[The Bloody Son]

^ is a little correct in an odd way to that presumption.

< is happy about watching August Rush last night, even if it was extremely Anti-Climatic.
< is also feeling "sick/weird" because last night he heard 7 gun shots go off outside of his new apartment - the second day inside.

v is pooping.

[Winterhair]

^ Yes. Pooping hot.
< managed to get online sitting outside some woman's house. 0_0
V Wishes that woman would come out with a shot gun and ZOMG what is THAT?!

[Mutant_Lorenor]

^ does not wish Winterhair any harm
< knows a Ninja
V is a Ninja.

[Nightstalker]

^ has been Ninja'd
< Has Ninja'd Althanas
V Has been Ninja'd

[The Bloody Son]

^ is witnessing the lacking frugality of ninjary...

< is a true ninja.
< is so much of a ninja, that he dresses like a pirate sometimes.
< considers that the ultimate disguise of a ninja, to dress like a pirate.

V is probably a pirate, writhing with anger.

[Smuggler's Run]

^ learned Ninjitsu by watching Naruto

< laughs at that.
< was a pirate at one time.

v is probably very sexy.

[Winterhair]

^ is more correct than ^, <, V, or even > knows. o.o
< Is a sexy man beast. Or so <'s told.
V Like pirates more than ninjas.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ Is right for only one reason. Pirates have Parrots.
< Loves parrots
v is eating a parrot. (Meanie.)

[Nightstalker]

^ Is very laughably wrong on all accounts.

< Is soon to reveal his origins.

V is soon to discover how awesome < really is.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^ accidentally got ninja'd by <
< thinks it's funny that She Ninja'd a Ninja. :P
<Thinks she may have a clue as to who ^ is, but needs to investigate the matter further.
v is confused.

[Nightstalker]

^ knows I am not confused.

< wants to battle someone's pirate in the citadel.

V thinks that's a very cliche but fun idea.

[Winterhair]

^ Is right.
< Is nearing level 1, excited by <'s progress and about a quest.
V Will be getting a new item that'll make v very happy and everyone else frown. :)

[Unlucky]

^ is partially correct.
< may be getting something from the Bazaar soon, but it will have little effect on most people.
v sees a problem here.

[Zerix]

^ NINJA!!!

< loves the idea of a Pirate v. Ninja battle on Althanas!

V would so totally read that.

[Smuggler's Run]

^ is full of PHAIL

< can't read

v has the funk

[The Bloody Son]

^ is loling @ you.

< is impatiently waiting for Winter's quest partners.
< has started a new, fun quest / partnership with Witchy! n_n!
< is battling ... himself?

v likes to dance in the nude sometimes.
< knows because < peaks through v's window...

[Witchblade]

^ needs to occasionally take a chill pill the size of Canada; orange flavour. ;)

< only dances naked for Winterhair and has recently hired ninjas

v wishes they could get past said ninjas to watch through the window

[The Bloody Son]

^ has hired me on to peek through her windows.

< is totally THAT ninja. ;D Lolol.
< wonders what a Chill Pile is?

v is giggling like a japanese school girl right now.

[Witchblade]

^ has outlive his usefulness

< is hiring a new ninja to kill him and hates the God of typos

v is that new ninja

[Cash]

^ Horrible tease.

< Wants to work on his solo but has other RP obligations first.

V Craves my long, hard, meaty sexy.

Edit: Ironically enough this post was fuckin' ninja'd. Eh well everything I said still stands.

[The Bloody Son]

^'s long, hard, meaty sexy is probably pencil thin. ;( Bad juju.

< snickers at typos and dances.
< cannot outlive <'s own usefulness! < is immortal!
< has inside of < the Blood of Kings! Yeah! < has no rival!

v loves Queen too. n_n!

[Winterhair]

^Meh. Isn't much of a Queen fan, but doesn't gag at his music either.
< is Witchblade's slave 4 lyfe. :) And personal dance partner.
V Pities/Envies <.

[Smuggler's Run]

^ isn't very good at dancing, and is therefore a useless slave.

< is very good at dancing, however.

v wants to see me naked... I mean. Dance.

[Witchblade]

^ has already seen naked... er dance and knows it's not anything special. ;)

< is extremely bored right now
< is hiring Gladiators to fight for her entertainment

v is one of those Gladiators

[Nightstalker]

^ is wrong.

< is actually her personal ninja asassin.

V Does NOT want a Black Lotus from Nightstalker.

[Smuggler's Run]

^ is a personal ninja ASS. Har har har.

< does, in fact, want a Black Lotus.
< needs that 3 extra mana for free.

v has no idea what < is talking about.

[Winterhair]

^Maybe is right.
< Misses someone.
V Has a cool idea for a monster.

[Mithra Reborn]

^ is correct, but the monster's a seeecret >.>
< is plotting the demise of the world for Dec 21st, 2012.
V will have fled from the Earth by that time

[Winterhair]

^ is right. Either that, or will be already dead.
< Made a thread for himself and the person he misses.
V is cool? Iono.

[The Bloody Son]

^ issocool, just like <

< is totally cool.
< totally wonders how someone can claim to be an assassin and spell it wrong.
< is loling.
< is also curious how one simple thread could be so DEEPLY read into that all of Althanas felt the need to comment, in Dear Winter.

v thinks that everyone blew it out of proportion.

[Crystal Suncrest]

^^^^^ Plays Magic
^ Settle down, son.
< is tired
V knows why?