Serilliant
04-03-07, 11:46 AM
Are you curious about how some people find Althanas?
Me too!
So I looked through our traffic reports to see some of the things that people are typing in that bring them to this forum. Here are some of the highlights for your enjoyment:
Two people came interested in "cigar box guitair". Yes, spelled like that.
Two people were looking for information about "panda endangerment" and were likely disappointed
One person was looking for an "althanas lesbian" and got a huge erection upon viewing my profile picture (http://www.althanas.com/world/member.php?u=32)
One person wanted to find a "cyborg furry" and stumbled into the most massive nest of catgirls this side of www.omfgfurry.com, but found an unfortunate deficit of mechanized ones
One person needed "female body dealy cleaning parts picture" and successfully confused me to death
One person dearly wanted to find a "botanist joke" and discovered that even Google is not powerful enough
A whopping 9 people needed instructions on how to "frotteurize". We're, somehow, the eighth most popular link. Thanks a lot, Ithy (http://www.althanas.com/world/showpost.php?p=45753&postcount=48)
And finally, one lonely soul stumbled upon Althanas searching for "disgaea succubus breasts" and then registered the name Santhalas
I think it's time for me to rewrite our keywords...
Me too!
So I looked through our traffic reports to see some of the things that people are typing in that bring them to this forum. Here are some of the highlights for your enjoyment:
Two people came interested in "cigar box guitair". Yes, spelled like that.
Two people were looking for information about "panda endangerment" and were likely disappointed
One person was looking for an "althanas lesbian" and got a huge erection upon viewing my profile picture (http://www.althanas.com/world/member.php?u=32)
One person wanted to find a "cyborg furry" and stumbled into the most massive nest of catgirls this side of www.omfgfurry.com, but found an unfortunate deficit of mechanized ones
One person needed "female body dealy cleaning parts picture" and successfully confused me to death
One person dearly wanted to find a "botanist joke" and discovered that even Google is not powerful enough
A whopping 9 people needed instructions on how to "frotteurize". We're, somehow, the eighth most popular link. Thanks a lot, Ithy (http://www.althanas.com/world/showpost.php?p=45753&postcount=48)
And finally, one lonely soul stumbled upon Althanas searching for "disgaea succubus breasts" and then registered the name Santhalas
I think it's time for me to rewrite our keywords...