Rith
04-25-07, 06:05 PM
Rules are the same as last time. No doubble posting, must wait minimum 1 other poster before posting again and you can only use 3 words maximum.
Here's the story so far lol, remember it's not supposed to make sense, just be funny!
In the dark the man waited with a fork and a bear for a man who was dead and hoped to prove his worth by showing love, five bucks worth! But alas he found the corpse in the trash! Disappointed, the man walked away. Then came across something dark and shiny yet surprisingly laxative on the ground. He moved in and picked up the object, brining it to his mouth, where he blew a note and looked about to throw up.
A young girl with red hair ran by quickly to go pee, chasing a panda which took her and smacked her across the face and she fell. Now this girl took the laxative and then she rubbed it on the panda's nose. The panda screamed "ewwww Backdoor Trots!!!" then it ate and got fat.
The midget monkey went to sleep in his house and had a large chest of random objects, which came to life! He screamed like a peeing girl that peed chocolate causing neighbors pain.
The neighbors smelled rather bad actually without proper soap and no shampoo. They never washed. Surprisingly, they don't seem to care, about sunshine or soft clean hair. Lice rummaged between their body cavities finding frothy gore and shouting out "FOR GREAT JUSTICE!" Memes then died playacting like Wittgenstein while reading Wikipedia.
Atlanta burned brightly, really great jokes they were. Indeed it was brilliant. Then an explosion, because Aryr's hot. Sentence structure aside, they went to find the Grail to get laid.
Some flowers grew under his armpits along the path where Emma's hot. Cory's a douche and he liked to kick puppies. These puppies were soft of belly and also crippled. They tasted very like Cory's shame. Cory's live-action role-playing of Adam sex, which is awesome with magnifying glasses, still couldn't be at all. Now, moving right along, a gnome ate a giant mushroom and then saw a caterpillar smoking Cory softly weeping.
Minus the Hankie of Impending Doom, George Bush's hankie was full of snotty booger substance and Iraqi blood. But alas, whoa, a sudden surprise! There came a giant raptor with gnashing teeth covered in alcohol and blood. Oh dear! Morphine! We need to get more hookers on Althanas. Plastic army men assaulted the White House on Strawberry Custer Lane.
Look at Lucien fondling Rith. They seem to bang Osato. Lions and tigers see many Ligers with Osato's butt.
Fucking tattoo artists heart LordLeopold's fingernails, within them they poke a bit with big sharp ink needles. Still, permanent black finger makes awful gardens. Pretty pink ones were all over.
With general feelings of lust and some horrible cramps, that chocolate cured between the butt cheeks. Initial capitals are crazy stuff indeed. But, whatchimicallits hibblestinkyshizzles started to blaze like Cory's lions, so very large and so very actually not large, much like Frank's supposed intelligence. What punctuation used improperly could result in Cory's intelligence, belied? Remember, never post without proper punctuation, Gah!
This sucks, unlike last night's basketball game against the Chicago Bulls, the Althanians lost the season opener but they still kicked royal hiney. Letho absolutely loves anything but a cleverly conniving crook. Only Letho drools over hushpuppy's antics. Much like Frank finds no solace in Cory's repetitiveness, caused by Madison's chart-topper "Public Affair."
Fourth wall aside, number two fell due to the tremendous farts of Peter Griffin. Worlds collapsed spectacularly underneath the might of L. Ron Hubbard. Obscure references aside, Valentines Day isn't really so important. Mushy gushy crap is so dumb. Also, Poohbear sucks, but Eeyore rocks.
I love the nuttiness of this extreme tennis game. In a ways not unlike our Mother's, Father's Uncle's, tennis games before. I can foresee the use of apples, bananas and very small pigs. Why, however, is the intelligence of the English language based completely on Hubbard's famous tome? Miscellaneous fruity beverages with pigs tend to be great! Nastiness however, is in the guise of a hate. Those nasty hats, infested by rats should be hit with metal bats.
Many people cried for the fate of millions dead by the hands of Lepers. The paper cuts they suffered were severe enough to scream so brutally. Instead though, they sang softly and tried to accept death. Ghosts walk the night prancing in delight! Sing a song, hit a gong, and a bong, with great pleasure! Ne'er do well, in a cell, rang a bell and then fell. In the evening before the dusk along the shore we smelled musk. Finding the source in piles of freshly-mown hay, a delicious course a la flambé! Despite the hay's very hot display, at the Althanas festival of bands, the banquet broke but was stoked!
All simple monkeys bounce around Althanas screaming and crying. Then P.E.T.A. came and took them to the haberdashery. Frank’s quivering ass, apparently Cory’s fantasy, is inappropriate conversation.
The neighbors smelled
Here's the story so far lol, remember it's not supposed to make sense, just be funny!
In the dark the man waited with a fork and a bear for a man who was dead and hoped to prove his worth by showing love, five bucks worth! But alas he found the corpse in the trash! Disappointed, the man walked away. Then came across something dark and shiny yet surprisingly laxative on the ground. He moved in and picked up the object, brining it to his mouth, where he blew a note and looked about to throw up.
A young girl with red hair ran by quickly to go pee, chasing a panda which took her and smacked her across the face and she fell. Now this girl took the laxative and then she rubbed it on the panda's nose. The panda screamed "ewwww Backdoor Trots!!!" then it ate and got fat.
The midget monkey went to sleep in his house and had a large chest of random objects, which came to life! He screamed like a peeing girl that peed chocolate causing neighbors pain.
The neighbors smelled rather bad actually without proper soap and no shampoo. They never washed. Surprisingly, they don't seem to care, about sunshine or soft clean hair. Lice rummaged between their body cavities finding frothy gore and shouting out "FOR GREAT JUSTICE!" Memes then died playacting like Wittgenstein while reading Wikipedia.
Atlanta burned brightly, really great jokes they were. Indeed it was brilliant. Then an explosion, because Aryr's hot. Sentence structure aside, they went to find the Grail to get laid.
Some flowers grew under his armpits along the path where Emma's hot. Cory's a douche and he liked to kick puppies. These puppies were soft of belly and also crippled. They tasted very like Cory's shame. Cory's live-action role-playing of Adam sex, which is awesome with magnifying glasses, still couldn't be at all. Now, moving right along, a gnome ate a giant mushroom and then saw a caterpillar smoking Cory softly weeping.
Minus the Hankie of Impending Doom, George Bush's hankie was full of snotty booger substance and Iraqi blood. But alas, whoa, a sudden surprise! There came a giant raptor with gnashing teeth covered in alcohol and blood. Oh dear! Morphine! We need to get more hookers on Althanas. Plastic army men assaulted the White House on Strawberry Custer Lane.
Look at Lucien fondling Rith. They seem to bang Osato. Lions and tigers see many Ligers with Osato's butt.
Fucking tattoo artists heart LordLeopold's fingernails, within them they poke a bit with big sharp ink needles. Still, permanent black finger makes awful gardens. Pretty pink ones were all over.
With general feelings of lust and some horrible cramps, that chocolate cured between the butt cheeks. Initial capitals are crazy stuff indeed. But, whatchimicallits hibblestinkyshizzles started to blaze like Cory's lions, so very large and so very actually not large, much like Frank's supposed intelligence. What punctuation used improperly could result in Cory's intelligence, belied? Remember, never post without proper punctuation, Gah!
This sucks, unlike last night's basketball game against the Chicago Bulls, the Althanians lost the season opener but they still kicked royal hiney. Letho absolutely loves anything but a cleverly conniving crook. Only Letho drools over hushpuppy's antics. Much like Frank finds no solace in Cory's repetitiveness, caused by Madison's chart-topper "Public Affair."
Fourth wall aside, number two fell due to the tremendous farts of Peter Griffin. Worlds collapsed spectacularly underneath the might of L. Ron Hubbard. Obscure references aside, Valentines Day isn't really so important. Mushy gushy crap is so dumb. Also, Poohbear sucks, but Eeyore rocks.
I love the nuttiness of this extreme tennis game. In a ways not unlike our Mother's, Father's Uncle's, tennis games before. I can foresee the use of apples, bananas and very small pigs. Why, however, is the intelligence of the English language based completely on Hubbard's famous tome? Miscellaneous fruity beverages with pigs tend to be great! Nastiness however, is in the guise of a hate. Those nasty hats, infested by rats should be hit with metal bats.
Many people cried for the fate of millions dead by the hands of Lepers. The paper cuts they suffered were severe enough to scream so brutally. Instead though, they sang softly and tried to accept death. Ghosts walk the night prancing in delight! Sing a song, hit a gong, and a bong, with great pleasure! Ne'er do well, in a cell, rang a bell and then fell. In the evening before the dusk along the shore we smelled musk. Finding the source in piles of freshly-mown hay, a delicious course a la flambé! Despite the hay's very hot display, at the Althanas festival of bands, the banquet broke but was stoked!
All simple monkeys bounce around Althanas screaming and crying. Then P.E.T.A. came and took them to the haberdashery. Frank’s quivering ass, apparently Cory’s fantasy, is inappropriate conversation.
The neighbors smelled