Necrotizing Fasciitis?

[N.Fasciitis]

the flesh eating virus

Hi, new here. x3 My friend told me to join, because I love roleplaying or something like that. So, yeah~

[Massacre]

Welcome to Althanas. :)

[Cyrus the virus]

Hi! If you like roleplaying, you should adore this place :) If it seems odd at first, stick it around and give it a chance. It's dangerously addictive.

[Rith]

Trust no one, especially if they offer you cookies. You'll soon find out who gives the good ones and who gives the bad ones.

[Letho]

Weird choice for a username. But hey, Althanas welcomed worse stuff then the vicious flesh eating viruses. So, welcome.

[AdventWings]

Definitely stay and play around - you'll find plenty of messy things to get your hands on even before the end of the day.

And if you have any questions, PM us Mods or hit us up on the IM when you see us around. Our contacts are listed in the Scara Brae forum for your convenience. :)

Myao.

[Artifex Felicis]

What they said.

Still, welcome to Althanas, curious title, and here's hoping you stay around. always good to have more members become apart of the growing blob that is Althanas.

[Koran]

Eat the cookies! They always make the world a happier, more enjoyable place. :)

Welcome n' stuffs n' all that jazz.

[N.Fasciitis]

Thank God the welcomes are nicer than Ayenee. x3 Brownie points for everyone, yippie. And.. how about I only try the cookies that are glowing a bright green? <3

[Artifex Felicis]

Actually, that might be the smartest thing. At least you know they weren't made with a mother's love.

Also, you'll find Althanas is a big swuishy, sticky family, you'll stay here and we'll love you for it.

[Massacre]

Those ones are magical druidized forest cookies, it's cool. Go for it.

[Lucien]

Filthy lies.

Half of Althanas will end up resenting you quietly and the other half will hate you in the open. You've gotta' watch out for the first half, for they are akin to Brutus himself.

But we are bound by this hate; it is a sacred oath that we take, baptized in the firey pits of Beelzebub himself.

[Massacre]

[/negativity]

You said you didn't hate me the other day because I didn't die to your magical eye beam of hate! Filthy liar! :p

[Sighter Tnailog]

STFU, Vorin.

See, N. Fasciitis, Cory is one of the ones I hate in the open.

[Lucien]

But you should see what he does to me behind closed doors.

[Massacre]

Note: They're both gay in the most literal sense.

[Artifex Felicis]

My theory is shot to threads!

*cries in corner*

[Sighter Tnailog]

Thanks for ruining the secret, Massacre.

[Massacre]

It's a secret? You told me quite quickly, you know!

[Lucien]

Note: We're not gay. We just both happen to have gym passes and some free time.

[Sighter Tnailog]

I told you nothing. It came up in conversation!

EDIT: By the way, I don't care. I'm just joshing.

[Massacre]

I know. :p

As for you Lucien, well, I'll have you refine my magical eye beam of hate!

That way, I can use positive emotions to smite people like you!

[Lucien]

Or, I could fix up my death ray to run on my penis size. That way, it could destroy the world, ten times over.

Italics makes things evil.

[Atzar]

Yeah, if the world was as big as the end of your pinky.

[Massacre]

Massacre giggles uncontrollably, "That says something about your penis size, Cory!"

[Artifex Felicis]

So what happens when it runs on gorilla genitalia?

That would destroy DOZENS of worlds!

Caps makes stuff SCREAM!

[Organon]

As you can tell. Althanas is insane. But, eventually, you come to love that. Welcome.

[Lucien]

Atzar, that was a weak comeback. I'm a little embarrassed for you man. (Another person we hate in the open.)

Massacre, You've seen the photo album.

Hijacking threads is fun. Next stop, Las Vegas.

[Massacre]

They make Photoshop for a reason! :p

(Thankfully, I'm joking.)

[Atzar]

Eh, it was necessary. Somebody had to be the one to make the lame crack.

EDIT: Oh, this is in the Intro forum. Therefore, I need to be welcoming somebody.

Welcome to Althanas, N. Fasciitis. You'll enjoy it here... I promise... *pulls out whip*

Enjoy yourself NOW!!!

[Koran]

*steals whip*

Here, I think this leather strap with roofing nails at the end will suffice much better.

[N.Fasciitis]

- Slapped everyone between their shoulder blades before hugging. - x3 Yes, I already love this forum.

[Rith]

You speak of brownies? I must say, those are quite safe to my knowledge. Just don't let Emma take them from you.

Oh and by the way, this thread has officially been jacked.

http://phoenix.x10hosting.com/forums/html/emoticons/threadhijack.gif

[Cyrus the virus]

Have you started writing yet?!?!?!?!e/!

[Rith]

Me? Yes

Him? I dunno

[Organon]

Is necrotizing faciitis contagious?


*takes whip from Sorahn and grabs Lucien and runs to a dark room.*

[Karuka]

...right...

Anyway, here are the afore-mentioned brownies.

*holds out plate of homemade brownies, composed purely of chocolate and awesome.*

[Rith]

Take the brownies if you wish, you never know who to trust on Althanas :eek:

[N.Fasciitis]

Not meaning to offend, but you're all a little..slow.

Brownie points means..personal points I give people. People use it a lot. :\

[AdventWings]

Hey~ No dissin' Karuka's Brownies, Nya~! They're the best! :D

I'll eat the brownies if you're not going to, Nya~! *grabs one from Karuka's plate*

[Atzar]

The brownie thing is an Althanas joke. When we get a new member, they're frequently barraged with a wealth of baked goods. The downside is that cookies have proven themselves... easily 'treated'... *glances at Witchblade*

[Karuka]

The only person to offer me baked goods was Witchy...

Never eat Witchblade's cookies. Unless you want to wake up with a collar around your neck.

And if you don't like brownies, then eat them anyway!

[Reiko]

no one likes my cookies...

oh sorry. for the wait

hihi and welcome hope you have fun.

Do your best and be nice and everything will be well.
There's ton of people who are willing to help out. Be nice to the Furries because it's bad luck to mess with them. Careful with sharp objects since they do hurt people. oh and just remember if you have fun everything's cool.

[N.Fasciitis]

I see, I see. How about I give all you's someee.. muffins with lots of frosting, hm? - Holds out te' plate. - Since, I don't like brownies or cookies.. I'll give you a treat.

[Rith]

Not meaning to offend, but you're all a little..slow.

Brownie points means..personal points I give people. People use it a lot. :\

I'm not slow I know what brownie points are. When you said that, it reminded me of something else that happened bfefore you came, so please wait till you understand :)

[N.Fasciitis]

Frosted covered muffin? <___< I can't sleep right, holy cow.

[Karuka]

o_O

Is it a frosted muffin, or a frosted cupcake?

And what's your time zone, if you're supposed to be asleep right now?

[Koran]

I ATE THE COOKIES! Once...

[Artifex Felicis]

I once ate the cookies, but managed to survive. Then Withy made Cyrus a=only let me kill a dragon if I got a coller.

*chews at collar*

[The Archer]

I ate a cookie...

And then used a rune spell to take away the poison!

And I have an awesome accent, so I got away with it. ;)


That was under my first account, Karuka.

[Rith]

I ate a cookie, but crapped it out properly within the minute. No collar for me!

[AdventWings]

I ate a cookie and was subsequently given to Hamnat as a plushie. :p

[Osato]

This is a long ass thread... and to say little more than welcome, some of the people are gay, and Althanas loves baked goods.

Whatever. lol.

I'm somewhat straight... so no worries here. Except that your character is a girl, meaning Osato (and almost all the males of Althanas) will be hitting on you in the first thread you try and start... be it solo or not.

Haha!

[N.Fasciitis]

I am a girl, along with my girl character... why does everyone think I'm a guy? Lmao.

[Cyrus the virus]

In other news: What an interesting avatar!

[Osato]

Very true... it says Penetration. And that caught my interest. lol.

[Rith]

*Does pelvic thrusts* PENETRATIONPENETRATIONPENETRATIONPENETRATION!!!

[Osato]

Sorry about him...

Down boy! What did I tell you about that?!

That's what we save for later... behind the bazaar... that back alley. You remember!

[Karuka]

Ai yi yi.

So...that hat...is a big hat like Carmen Sandiego's...but at first glance it looks like a giant duck-bill hat.

[Rith]

*Latches onto Lara's leg* HUMPTHRUSTHUMPTHRUSTHUMPTHRUSTHUMPTHRUST

[Karuka]

Ugh...really...really sorry about him, N. Fasciitis.

*Gets out spray bottle and squirts Rith with the icy water* Bad Rith. BAD. Get off the nice lady, or I will get out the rolled-up newspaper.

[Rith]

*Runs away and latches onto Osato's leg* HUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHUMPHU MP

[Cyrus the virus]

Wow... No more mentioning maximum penetration to this kiddo.

Nice having you here, dearie. Enjoy Althanas, and feel free to bug anybody for help or whatever.

[N.Fasciitis]

Lmao! Someone had a lot of sugar, amirite?

[Karuka]

I think...that's just how Rith...is. -_-'

[Rith]

IS? That's my definition when I'm on a sugar high baby!

[Karuka]

*Whacks Rith soundly over the head with the rolled up newspaper*

Don't ever call me baby.

[N.Fasciitis]

What if he called you sweetie, or muffincakes? x3 Would you kick him in the nuts?

[Massacre]

*chuckle*

I think she would. :p

[AdventWings]

I'll kick him where it hurts the most even before Karu would notice it. ;)

Welcome to the crackhouse! :D

[Karuka]

I'd kick him in the nuts for "muffincakes." "Sweetie" would get another whack with the paper.

Then again, with Raven being my champion, why do I need to do violence to anybody?

*Huggles Raven*

[Massacre]

Query: What is the difference between a "hug" and a "huggle"?

[N.Fasciitis]

Crack.. Too much crack is bad. I was at Red Robin's and these really fat people had their cracks hanging out, but nothing can interupt my feasting on the lovely burgers. So, it was oke. x3

[Karuka]

A huggle is a cuddle hug.

[Massacre]

Statement: Indeed, too much crack is bad.

Sarcasm: A cuddle hug sounds great, miss Karuka.

(My brother is playing KOTOR 2 right now, haha. Sorry! :o)

[N.Fasciitis]

o......o' Red Robin's burgers are huge and..slimmeeeyy, BUT SO GEWD.

And..I like huggles, cuddles, snogs, tacklehugs. <<

[Cyrus the virus]

Statement: There is nothing wrong with being called muffincakes, meatbag.

[N.Fasciitis]

I like being called muffincakes, I was called it by a really good friend of mine before he backstabbed me..

[Artifex Felicis]

What's a snog?

Still, I love this thread now. It's exactly what Althanas is in a nutshell. Sortof insane, sortof clever, way too many sexual refrences at times, and generally accepting and horribly mean to one another.

[N.Fasciitis]

o......o' - Blink. - Snog is a..glomp and kiss type thing. x3

[Artifex Felicis]

That second paragraph was because I didn't just want to have a one sentence post.

And now I'm begining to wonder how many other different variations of snogs and glomps and huggles there are.

[N.Fasciitis]

Yeeah, I know. I like the word snog though, it's a cool word. x333