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Massacre
05-08-07, 05:50 PM
It was tedious to have 20+ pages. Here's a new one.

The story so far, since day one;

In the dark the man waited with a fork and a bear for a man who was dead and hoped to prove his worth by showing love, five bucks worth! But alas he found the corpse in the trash! Disappointed, the man walked away. Then came across something dark and shiny yet surprisingly laxative on the ground. He moved in and picked up the object, brining it to his mouth, where he blew a note and looked about to throw up.

A young girl with red hair ran by quickly to go pee, chasing a panda which took her and smacked her across the face and she fell. Now this girl took the laxative and then she rubbed it on the panda's nose. The panda screamed "ewwww Backdoor Trots!!!" then it ate and got fat.

The midget monkey went to sleep in his house and had a large chest of random objects, which came to life! He screamed like a peeing girl that peed chocolate causing neighbors pain.

The neighbors smelled rather bad actually without proper soap and no shampoo. They never washed. Surprisingly, they don't seem to care, about sunshine or soft clean hair. Lice rummaged between their body cavities finding frothy gore and shouting out "FOR GREAT JUSTICE!" Memes then died playacting like Wittgenstein while reading Wikipedia.

Atlanta burned brightly, really great jokes they were. Indeed it was brilliant. Then an explosion, because Aryr's hot. Sentence structure aside, they went to find the Grail to get laid.

Some flowers grew under his armpits along the path where Emma's hot. Cory's a douche and he liked to kick puppies. These puppies were soft of belly and also crippled. They tasted very like Cory's shame. Cory's live-action role-playing of Adam sex, which is awesome with magnifying glasses, still couldn't be at all. Now, moving right along, a gnome ate a giant mushroom and then saw a caterpillar smoking Cory softly weeping.

Minus the Hankie of Impending Doom, George Bush's hankie was full of snotty booger substance and Iraqi blood. But alas, whoa, a sudden surprise! There came a giant raptor with gnashing teeth covered in alcohol and blood. Oh dear! Morphine! We need to get more hookers on Althanas. Plastic army men assaulted the White House on Strawberry Custer Lane.

Look at Lucien fondling Rith. They seem to bang Osato. Lions and tigers see many Ligers with Osato's butt.

Fucking tattoo artists heart LordLeopold's fingernails, within them they poke a bit with big sharp ink needles. Still, permanent black finger makes awful gardens. Pretty pink ones were all over.

With general feelings of lust and some horrible cramps, that chocolate cured between the butt cheeks. Initial capitals are crazy stuff indeed. But, whatchimicallits hibblestinkyshizzles started to blaze like Cory's lions, so very large and so very actually not large, much like Frank's supposed intelligence. What punctuation used improperly could result in Cory's intelligence, belied? Remember, never post without proper punctuation, Gah!

This sucks, unlike last night's basketball game against the Chicago Bulls, the Althanians lost the season opener but they still kicked royal hiney. Letho absolutely loves anything but a cleverly conniving crook. Only Letho drools over hushpuppy's antics. Much like Frank finds no solace in Cory's repetitiveness, caused by Madison's chart-topper "Public Affair."

Fourth wall aside, number two fell due to the tremendous farts of Peter Griffin. Worlds collapsed spectacularly underneath the might of L. Ron Hubbard. Obscure references aside, Valentines Day isn't really so important. Mushy gushy crap is so dumb. Also, Poohbear sucks, but Eeyore rocks.

I love the nuttiness of this extreme tennis game. In a ways not unlike our Mother's, Father's Uncle's, tennis games before. I can foresee the use of apples, bananas and very small pigs. Why, however, is the intelligence of the English language based completely on Hubbard's famous tome? Miscellaneous fruity beverages with pigs tend to be great! Nastiness however, is in the guise of a hate. Those nasty hats, infested by rats should be hit with metal bats.

Many people cried for the fate of millions dead by the hands of Lepers. The paper cuts they suffered were severe enough to scream so brutally. Instead though, they sang softly and tried to accept death. Ghosts walk the night prancing in delight! Sing a song, hit a gong, and a bong, with great pleasure! Ne'er do well, in a cell, rang a bell and then fell. In the evening before the dusk along the shore we smelled musk. Finding the source in piles of freshly-mown hay, a delicious course a la flambé! Despite the hay's very hot display, at the Althanas festival of bands, the banquet broke but was stoked!

All simple monkeys bounce around Althanas screaming and crying. Then P.E.T.A. came and took them to the haberdashery. Frank’s quivering ass, apparently Cory’s fantasy, is inappropriate conversation. It's quite loose to wear clothing when it’s not so hot out. Instead, strip naked quickly and sexily! Massacre's naked sexyness is not PG-13. In fact, it's quite rated R, but usually unrated. Rith's however is undoubtedly sexy too.


~*~ ~*~ ~*~

To begin this

Lucien
05-08-07, 06:12 PM
, Frank blows hard.

Atzar
05-08-07, 06:16 PM
With that said,

Artifex Felicis
05-08-07, 06:25 PM
this strange tale

Massacre
05-08-07, 06:35 PM
shall now begin.

Rith
05-08-07, 07:02 PM
Inside Massacre's underpants,

Atzar
05-08-07, 07:27 PM
there lives a

(wow, lmao)

Massacre
05-08-07, 07:34 PM
small mouse. Who

Artifex Felicis
05-08-07, 07:36 PM
is very fuzzy

Rith
05-08-07, 07:36 PM
and does unimaginable

((Haha))

Atzar
05-08-07, 07:38 PM
things to any

Massacre
05-08-07, 07:54 PM
non-mouse being.

Dirge
05-08-07, 08:52 PM
He does like

Massacre
05-08-07, 08:55 PM
big, big, big

Artifex Felicis
05-08-07, 09:00 PM
round, perky, squishy

(Oh dear god.)

Lucien
05-08-07, 09:01 PM
Ice Cream Sundaes.

Massacre
05-08-07, 09:04 PM
These are very

(Did Cory just make a non-sexual/gay/Frank reference?! :p)

Dirge
05-08-07, 10:29 PM
cold and wet

Cyrus the virus
05-09-07, 12:44 AM
, but taste like

Rith
05-09-07, 07:25 AM
steamed carrots. Besides,

Massacre
05-09-07, 07:35 AM
that's what everyone

Rith
05-09-07, 07:48 AM
hates. CD trays

Massacre
05-09-07, 07:50 AM
are very useful.

Rith
05-09-07, 08:22 AM
CD tray cup-holders

Cyrus the virus
05-09-07, 01:38 PM
hold CD cups.

Seraphima
05-09-07, 02:59 PM
CD cups are

Koran
05-09-07, 03:28 PM
very small. Smile

Seraphima
05-09-07, 03:41 PM
while you can.

Atzar
05-09-07, 04:12 PM
Your end is

Karuka
05-09-07, 04:18 PM
much closer than

Atzar
05-09-07, 04:19 PM
you think, young

Koran
05-09-07, 04:36 PM
grasshopper. Alas, you

Atzar
05-09-07, 04:38 PM
can do nothing

(Thank you. I was hoping the next person would say 'grasshopper')

Massacre
05-09-07, 06:22 PM
to get the

Osato
05-09-07, 06:45 PM
bloody fish from

Massacre
05-09-07, 06:45 PM
the master's hand.

Rith
05-09-07, 06:57 PM
Low blows though,

Osato
05-09-07, 07:11 PM
those are the

Rith
05-09-07, 07:14 PM
worst feelings, especially

Massacre
05-09-07, 07:22 PM
when you're a

Rith
05-09-07, 07:23 PM
fucking guy. Girls,

Massacre
05-09-07, 07:25 PM
have many, many

Osato
05-09-07, 07:35 PM
problems. But that

Massacre
05-09-07, 07:41 PM
does not stop

Rith
05-09-07, 07:45 PM
titty twisters. Instead,

Osato
05-09-07, 08:12 PM
it actually continues

Rith
05-09-07, 08:13 PM
with chickens and

Goth Culture Reference
05-09-07, 08:15 PM
boys sucking hamsters.

Massacre
05-09-07, 08:51 PM
These hamsters hate

Rith
05-09-07, 08:57 PM
females, they bite.

Cyrus the virus
05-10-07, 04:05 AM
Sexually transmitted infections

Atzar
05-10-07, 04:06 AM
are very bad.

Cyrus the virus
05-10-07, 04:12 AM
A diseased penis

Atzar
05-10-07, 04:18 AM
is one of

Massacre
05-10-07, 05:58 AM
the ickiest things.

Rith
05-10-07, 09:15 AM
Cheeseburgers are not

Koran
05-10-07, 01:48 PM
very tasty when

The Archer
05-10-07, 01:53 PM
they are fried.

Koran
05-10-07, 01:59 PM
But, if you

The Archer
05-10-07, 02:15 PM
grill them right,

Koran
05-10-07, 02:35 PM
they taste wonderful!

Massacre
05-10-07, 06:49 PM
Also, when shrimp

Rith
05-10-07, 07:45 PM
covered in coctail

Koran
05-10-07, 10:47 PM
are served with

Catharsis
05-10-07, 11:21 PM
tiny psychedelic umbrellas

Cyrus the virus
05-10-07, 11:36 PM
, your mind will

Koran
05-11-07, 12:16 AM
explode! Splattering brain

Osato
05-11-07, 12:59 AM
fluids all over

Koran
05-11-07, 02:54 AM
the adjacent wall.

Lucien
05-11-07, 05:57 AM
Softcore porn aside,

Cyrus the virus
05-11-07, 06:24 AM
phallic imagery allows

Massacre
05-11-07, 07:10 AM
many great things.

Rith
05-11-07, 07:56 AM
Big words confuse

Massacre
05-11-07, 08:12 AM
Rith and especially

Koran
05-11-07, 10:51 AM
his little friend,

Rith
05-11-07, 10:56 AM
called a brain.

Cyrus the virus
05-11-07, 02:03 PM
Quickly, engage the -

Karuka
05-11-07, 02:09 PM
warp engines, Data!

Rith
05-11-07, 02:12 PM
The warp engines,

((Grr Karuka lol, had to edit))

Skylar
05-11-07, 04:50 PM
We're heading towards

Koran
05-11-07, 05:26 PM
inappropriate sentence structure!

((No, but really.))

the Jyrl'ana Nebula!

Lucien
05-11-07, 05:50 PM
Nerds are virgins

Skylar
05-11-07, 05:55 PM
when it comes

Koran
05-11-07, 05:59 PM
to eating themselves

Lucien
05-11-07, 06:04 PM
Out. In other

Osato
05-11-07, 06:04 PM
words we are

Skylar
05-11-07, 06:10 PM
awkward and irreversibly

Rith
05-11-07, 06:21 PM
stupid. You all

Osato
05-11-07, 06:48 PM
need to get

Karuka
05-11-07, 07:01 PM
a clue. Really.

Rith
05-11-07, 07:14 PM
Really, really, REALLY

Osato
05-11-07, 07:15 PM
get a mint.

Koran
05-11-07, 07:55 PM
A pillow mint!

Skylar
05-11-07, 09:17 PM
For in mints

Massacre
05-11-07, 09:29 PM
there lies blubber!

Rith
05-11-07, 10:23 PM
For in blubber,

Skylar
05-11-07, 10:28 PM
we trust. Twinkies

Rith
05-11-07, 10:44 PM
are love, along

Koran
05-11-07, 11:09 PM
with Hostess Cupcakes!

Skie and Avery
05-11-07, 11:12 PM
Cupcakes are hated

Skylar
05-11-07, 11:18 PM
by the dentists

Koran
05-11-07, 11:19 PM
of Canadian practice.

Skie and Avery
05-11-07, 11:23 PM
My dentist has

Osato
05-12-07, 01:41 AM
a serious problem

Cyrus the virus
05-12-07, 01:53 AM
with feeding chocolate

Skylar
05-12-07, 04:13 AM
to diabetic Canadians.

Koran
05-12-07, 06:05 AM
Why Canadians, you

Lucien
05-12-07, 07:15 AM
fucking moron, well

Koran
05-12-07, 02:00 PM
nobody's perfect. We'll

Cyrus the virus
05-12-07, 02:02 PM
talk about Austrians!

Karuka
05-12-07, 02:46 PM
Not really, but

Koran
05-12-07, 04:19 PM
the Redcoats are

Orion
05-12-07, 10:32 PM
made of mostly

Cyrus the virus
05-13-07, 12:47 AM
beautiful Austrian females.

(:P:PAhahaha!)

Koran
05-13-07, 02:01 AM
Whose armpit hair

Lucien
05-13-07, 02:14 AM
strangles Koran hard.

Koran
05-13-07, 03:06 AM
"Craven dogs!" the

Cyrus the virus
05-13-07, 04:49 AM
French squeal, zealously

Orion
05-13-07, 10:50 AM
trying to grab

Massacre
05-13-07, 10:52 AM
Matt's thick hair.

Karuka
05-13-07, 11:00 AM
That's gotta hurt.

Orion
05-13-07, 11:01 AM
As for the

Koran
05-13-07, 12:38 PM
other Canadian dentists,

Karuka
05-13-07, 04:33 PM
They lack hearts,

Rith
05-13-07, 04:45 PM
fucking assholes. Drilling

Orion
05-13-07, 07:47 PM
isn't helping anything.

Rith
05-13-07, 08:15 PM
Neither is prostitution.

Koran
05-13-07, 09:14 PM
But laxatives will!

Rith
05-13-07, 09:38 PM
Panda bears, laxatives,

Orion
05-13-07, 09:51 PM
and hieroglyphics can

Seraphima
05-13-07, 10:06 PM
be a pain.

Koran
05-13-07, 10:49 PM
However, that's what

Seraphima
05-13-07, 10:53 PM
they want you

Orion
05-14-07, 05:18 AM
to think. Most

Rith
05-14-07, 11:37 AM
nutballs tend to

Orion
05-14-07, 03:19 PM
die quite tragically.

Massacre
05-15-07, 08:01 PM
Shall we continue?

Atzar
05-15-07, 08:01 PM
Yes, we shall.

Artifex Felicis
05-15-07, 08:02 PM
We can share

Atzar
05-15-07, 08:03 PM
stories of the

Massacre
05-15-07, 08:05 PM
great George adventures!

Osato
05-15-07, 09:08 PM
And then eat

Cyrus the virus
05-15-07, 09:23 PM
of the poo.

Chiroptera
05-15-07, 09:58 PM
So, to begin,

Massacre
05-15-07, 10:00 PM
George loved other

Karuka
05-15-07, 10:01 PM
curious chimpanzees. So,

Atzar
05-15-07, 10:02 PM
when all of

Skylar
05-15-07, 10:12 PM
those loveable primates

Cyrus the virus
05-15-07, 10:23 PM
congregated in Austria,

Osato
05-15-07, 10:53 PM
they wanted to

Atzar
05-15-07, 10:58 PM
commit various acts

Karuka
05-15-07, 11:08 PM
of random insanity

Atzar
05-15-07, 11:14 PM
involving many cases

Karuka
05-15-07, 11:16 PM
of silk stockings

(inside joke...which no one on Althy has the knowledge to get...)

Fia
05-16-07, 12:29 AM
that Cher wore

Atzar
05-16-07, 12:31 AM
in late 1956.

Skylar
05-16-07, 12:46 AM
Also in 1956,

Cyrus the virus
05-16-07, 02:23 AM
things were cheaper

(Best sentence ever!!!!)

Osato
05-16-07, 02:35 AM
and anyone could

Skylar
05-16-07, 11:23 AM
slap a woman's

Karuka
05-16-07, 11:27 AM
date without consequence

Osato
05-16-07, 11:27 AM
but you couldn't

Fia
05-16-07, 12:14 PM
leave him conscious

Karuka
05-16-07, 12:16 PM
or there'd be

Cyrus the virus
05-16-07, 12:31 PM
reprocussions: anus rape.

Osato
05-16-07, 01:02 PM
That isn't the

Skylar
05-16-07, 01:04 PM
fun part either.

Orion
05-16-07, 01:09 PM
But I digress,

Dirge
05-16-07, 01:19 PM
so do I.

Skylar
05-16-07, 01:21 PM
Oops, forgot to

Atzar
05-16-07, 01:22 PM
mention that you

Karuka
05-16-07, 01:24 PM
really need to

Skylar
05-16-07, 01:33 PM
boil up some

Karuka
05-16-07, 01:43 PM
ramen. Ramen is

Fia
05-16-07, 01:47 PM
college student fare

Dirge
05-16-07, 01:47 PM
,cheap and easy

Fia
05-16-07, 01:50 PM
just like Mr.

Dirge
05-16-07, 01:54 PM
Santh. This brings

Karuka
05-16-07, 01:55 PM
an awkward question:

Dirge
05-16-07, 02:08 PM
Where are all

Nymph and Dragon
05-16-07, 04:53 PM
the naked barbies

grim137
05-16-07, 05:14 PM
that go down

Atzar
05-16-07, 05:32 PM
on anything with

Massacre
05-16-07, 06:12 PM
ketchup on it.

Dirge
05-16-07, 08:30 PM
The Ken doll

Karuka
05-16-07, 08:37 PM
is very upset

Atzar
05-16-07, 08:40 PM
when he doesn't

Dirge
05-16-07, 08:41 PM
get ketchup on

Karuka
05-16-07, 08:43 PM
he gets nothing.

Skie and Avery
05-17-07, 01:41 PM
Ketchup-laiden brain meats

Orion
05-17-07, 02:44 PM
scream with joy

Atzar
05-17-07, 02:45 PM
at the thought

Tshael
05-17-07, 08:09 PM
of gaseous orifices

Massacre
05-17-07, 08:15 PM
. Should ketchup be

Tshael
05-17-07, 08:34 PM
attempting to monopolize

Karuka
05-17-07, 08:37 PM
the Barbie industry?

Skylar
05-17-07, 09:05 PM
Hah! Everyone knows

Massacre
05-17-07, 09:07 PM
that's an illusion.

Osato
05-17-07, 09:27 PM
The truth is

Karuka
05-17-07, 09:32 PM
so much worse

Osato
05-17-07, 10:45 PM
than what you

Massacre
05-18-07, 07:37 AM
think of kittens.

Orion
05-18-07, 03:11 PM
Call me Ishmael.

Skylar
05-18-07, 07:26 PM
If you don't,

Orion
05-18-07, 08:02 PM
ill be very

Synful_Blood
05-18-07, 08:05 PM
angry. And you

((Moby Dick opener, FTW!))

LordLeopold
05-18-07, 09:32 PM
Are The Leviathan

Nymph and Dragon
05-18-07, 10:36 PM
from the pit

Massacre
05-19-07, 07:19 AM
of Orion's small

SnootchyBootchykins
05-19-07, 02:22 PM
testicular pressure ulcers.

Nymph and Dragon
05-19-07, 07:54 PM
Alas, it seems

RumpleGrumblePuss
05-19-07, 08:55 PM
that everyone has

grim137
05-19-07, 09:26 PM
something that will

Orion
05-21-07, 07:42 PM
reveal their every

((thanks Massacre :rolleyes: ))

Cyrus the virus
05-22-07, 12:48 AM
desire for Austrians.

(o.o Hehe.)

Atzar
05-22-07, 01:24 AM
Well, Austrians and

Cyrus the virus
05-22-07, 12:50 PM
those delicious sausages!

grim137
05-22-07, 01:03 PM
But of course

None So Blind
05-22-07, 02:53 PM
we hate all

Chiroptera
05-22-07, 04:47 PM
those sexist pigs

Cyrus the virus
05-22-07, 05:28 PM
, more than Icelandians!

Orion
05-22-07, 05:41 PM
Creamed corn and

Ebivoulya
05-23-07, 04:06 AM
sausage for just

Moonlit Raven
05-23-07, 05:29 AM
19.95 plus tax

Atzar
05-23-07, 11:36 AM
is quite a

Orion
05-23-07, 11:39 AM
vicious beast which

Nymph and Dragon
05-24-07, 01:58 PM
maliciously devours the

Karuka
05-24-07, 02:07 PM
innocent souls of

Orion
05-24-07, 04:17 PM
EVERYONE on Althy!!!

(Mwahahaha :D )

Ebivoulya
05-24-07, 07:24 PM
Also, Orion likes

Osato
05-24-07, 07:34 PM
those sausages and

Nephilium
05-25-07, 12:06 AM
self mutilation but

Nymph and Dragon
05-25-07, 11:14 AM
we still think

Orion
05-25-07, 12:25 PM
he's the best. ;)

Moonlit Raven
05-25-07, 07:43 PM
A night filled

Orion
05-25-07, 08:45 PM
with utter emptiness

Nymph and Dragon
05-26-07, 09:03 PM
shouldn't be wasted

Orion
05-26-07, 10:01 PM
with pointless threads

(o.O)

Ebivoulya
05-26-07, 11:40 PM
, or post whores.

Orion
05-27-07, 01:32 PM
Good-bye sweet thread.

Nadia
06-23-07, 12:20 AM
Is it over?

streak101
06-23-07, 08:57 PM
no not yet

streak101
06-24-07, 03:44 PM
there once was

Nadia
06-24-07, 07:51 PM
A man from

The Archer
06-24-07, 08:12 PM
nowhere went somewhere

Falcon Darkflight
06-25-07, 10:35 AM
really, really quickly

Moonlit Raven
06-25-07, 08:47 PM
then he died

Karuka
06-25-07, 09:09 PM
of total exhaustion.

Falcon Darkflight
06-27-07, 03:08 AM
That selfish prick

Karuka
06-27-07, 03:26 AM
lost his mind