Not Dead

[Slayer of the Rot]

I sliced a giant chunk out of one of my fingers on my predominant right hand, and typing is an ordeal, which is why I haven't been around for the past week or so. Don't worry, I haven't abandoned you rabble yet, I won't rest until you're all quaking at Audeamus' boots. So, I'll post in my respective quests at whatever pace I can muster with my mangled hand.

[AdventWings]

Yowch. What have I told you about playing with kitchen knives, Slayer? :p

Well, happy healing at home, then. :)

[Artifex Felicis]

That's one of the more interesting excuses I have ever heard.

Heal quickly mate.

[Lucien]

And here I thought the mob had killed you.

Fuck.

[Massacre]

Just take some aspirin. I typed with a broken hand for a couple months. :p

[Witchblade]

*give you poisonous cookies laced with morphine*

They'll help take the edge off!!

Good thing you didn't die on us or anything, Matt and I were starting to get worried. And I called your ass a few times, where were you!?

[Reiko]

I hope you get better and come back to kick lots of ass and all. Or type with one hand if you want but it's your choice.

[The Archer]

Most of the popular keys are on the left side of the keyboard. So you can still type, it'll just take longer.

Yeah, left-handed POWER!