Scrubs!

[Rigor Mortis]

As evidenced by my avvy, my favorite character in Scrubs is The Todd.

"Betrayal Five!"

"Miracle Five!"

"Oh-god-make-it-stop Five!"

"Assisted Five!"

"Euphemism Five!"

"Mental Five!"

"Air Five!"

so yeah what are YOUR favorite Scrubs Moments?

[Saxon]

"Son, you better eat all those in one bite, because if I hear one more crunch I'm going to take those carrots and make you air tight."

Funny stuff to listen to when you're are preoccupied with other things like reading, writing.. breathing. Yup.

[Corvus MacCallum]

Anything by Dr. Cox usually or the Janitor.

Cox: "oh and what is it this time Sally?... because, if you tell me you cried then I'm going to have to ban you from the mens room again"

Janitor: "I will wax your world"

[Lucien]

J.D.

Best character ever. Who amongst us hasn't narrated their lives in their minds. I know I do it all the time.

Also, the Appletini is awesome.

"Why would those old gay men like straight people drinks?"

[Artifex Felicis]

"I have a vah-vagina and you ha-have a pea-penis."

"That is so hot!"

I like Eliot personally, though frankly there isn't a bad character on the show that I know of.

[streak101]

"Help me to help you Barbie, help me to help you, help me to help you, help me to help you."

or...

"I didn't know there were that many asian surgeons..."

"I got your back T-Dog!"

"Then let it begin..."

*Everybody was kung fu fighting*

[Fia]

The best is the episode with tasty coma wife, when JD realizes she thrives on drama.

"Maybe I didn't want a salad!"

And

"Are you looking at my woman!"
(Yelling at a midget)

"JD, I think it was that guy"
(pointing to a big burly guy)

"No, it was definitely that guy"
(looking back to the midget)

[The Barbarian]

Hahaha, yes Scrubs is the best!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEIM02IOGDc

One of my favorite clips. The video starts off a little bad but its only for a few seconds.

Hugh Jackman....poor guy, hahaha.

Edit: Also the Season 2 Opening....and the end of that same episode. Freakin' awwwwwwesoooome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JPzi1Su9T4&mode=related&search=

:D :cool: :D

[Letho]

Dr. Cox never failed to make me laugh. In one of his little speeches, he said something like: "If they took all the porn off the Internet, there would be only one site left and it would be called: Bring back the porn."

[Koran]

Love that show, when I have the chance to watch it. As such, I know none of the characters names. :) All the same, funny show. Very funny.

[Death's Nephew]

"And could you not call me a girl's name anymore? Because when you do...I die a little inside every time."

XD

[thorn aldsmith]

Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth

[Rigor Mortis]

New high-five I discovered: Sterile Five

It was during a surgery, when the head surgeon made a joke about Turk being a baby (after Carla called him that).