Remember that Little Green Hegido?

[Rigor Mortis]

He's me :)

I'm back, folks, and you better say hello, or I just may go off and cry in a corner... *cries*

School sucks. I'll leave it at that when it comes to reasons for my absence.

[Reiko]

hihi and welcome.

hope you have lots of fun.

*brings cookies before anyone else.*

watch out for flying swords, spells and demons. and my cookies are the best^^

[Letho]

What's with all them cookies circulating through the intro threads? What ever happened to beer and hookers and all the good stuff?!

Welcome back, Rigor Mortis.

[Reiko]

What's with all them cookies circulating through the intro threads? What ever happened to beer and hookers and all the good stuff?!

Welcome back, Rigor Mortis.


the beer was American and sucked and the hookers became feminist so they quit for better jobs. So the best you can get is cookies served by a lovely nine tails.

[Witchblade]

Yeah, American piss water beer really does suck. Thank Satan I live in Canada. ^^

Anyway, welcome back to Althanas!

*offers you a plate of cookies, fresh and warm from the oven*

[streak101]

hihi! Theres poison in them cookies!

[Artifex Felicis]

Stupid amazons.

Also, how can canadians pray? I thought they didn't have souls. Like leprachauns and dogs and eskimos!

With my usual jab at Witchy out of the way, watch out mate. I will make fun of you if you do anything stupid!

Welcome back to Althanas, we love you!

[AdventWings]

And~ don't forget the Bazaar Kitties! We are just around the corner whenever you need those shiny new swords, spellcrafted amulets and top-quality generic armor!

Uhh... wait, that's not how it's supposed to go...

Anyways, cheers. Reiko's cookies taste really good. ;)

[Witchblade]

Why doesn't anyone ever eat my cookies anymore...? *sniffle*

*sneaks up behind Artifex and smacks him in the back of the head* Bad kitty slave.

[Rigor Mortis]

Don't worry, I'll eat your cookies, Witchblade...

I hold bias toward Nekos cuz of Colin anyway...

^.^

Thanks for the warm welcome! Now comes the time where I see if I can motivate myself to write anything... -_-

[Witchblade]

Yay! Finally a new slave!!!

*adds you to the list*

[Rigor Mortis]

something tells me this is going to be painful...

*whimpers*

[Artifex Felicis]

Holy crap, this was the first thread someone didn't actually and specifically warn the kid about witchy's cookies. The prevention DOES work!

Too bad for you. Get used to the collar.

[Witchblade]

Oh, be afraid, be very afraid!

Bwhahahaha!!! *cough, cough, hack, wheeze*

*clears her throat*

Now yes... *gives you, your very own leather collar with your name engraved on it*