Random IM Conversations (Part IV) [Archive] - Page 2

None So Blind

01-25-08, 07:01 PM

Number one: You know I'd like it.

Now I know exactly how to greet you at the airport.

Also, this is a conversation I had with an ex-Althanian. He hasn't been around in like years, but when he was, I believe his main account was Acolyte Boshe? Boesche? Bosche? Something like that. I forget. Acolyte SomethingThatStartsWithAB.

virtuexorvice (6:45:57 PM): who is that?
restitutionspork (6:46:18 PM): Who is who?
restitutionspork (6:46:30 PM): Tlazolteotl?
virtuexorvice (6:46:41 PM): no, the other person in your status message
virtuexorvice (6:46:43 PM): :P
restitutionspork (6:46:46 PM): rofl
virtuexorvice (6:46:52 PM): or thing
virtuexorvice (6:46:55 PM): or being...
virtuexorvice (6:46:59 PM): or wahtever the fuck it is
virtuexorvice (6:48:10 PM): ...that's a lot of typing... yup.... yupp
restitutionspork (6:48:15 PM): She's an Aztec goddess who watched over sacred prostitutes. She also was a goddess of fertility, femininity and basically a "mother earth" type of goddess. She was called the Eater of Filth because a person could pray to her once in their lifetime to have her come down and eat the evil deeds they'd done from them so that they could be clean.
virtuexorvice (6:48:36 PM): just once though?
virtuexorvice (6:48:48 PM): man, definately save that for a deathbed prayer... who wouldn't?
restitutionspork (6:48:49 PM): Just once, so prayers to her were usually made late in life. XD
virtuexorvice (6:48:53 PM): yeah...
restitutionspork (6:48:54 PM): rofl. Exactly.
virtuexorvice (6:49:01 PM): I might go ahead and burn it though
virtuexorvice (6:49:10 PM): just because it'd be nice... to enjoy cleanness in life
virtuexorvice (6:49:16 PM): rather than when you're a dirty old sack of death
restitutionspork (6:49:29 PM): Yeah, that makes a bit of sense.
virtuexorvice (6:49:41 PM): well, since you're reincarnated whatserface
virtuexorvice (6:49:44 PM): eat filth... go
virtuexorvice (6:49:52 PM): I pray for it.
virtuexorvice (6:49:55 PM): rofl
restitutionspork (6:50:37 PM): Did I tell you I'm moving to Richmond?
virtuexorvice (6:50:44 PM): no, you did not tell me what
virtuexorvice (6:50:46 PM): *that
virtuexorvice (6:50:51 PM): why're you moving to richmond of all places?
virtuexorvice (6:50:57 PM): not that that isn't neat
virtuexorvice (6:50:58 PM): for me
virtuexorvice (6:51:04 PM): but it doesn't sound quite as good fo ryou
virtuexorvice (6:51:06 PM): because you're living there
virtuexorvice (6:51:10 PM): I'd just have to visit..
virtuexorvice (6:51:11 PM): :P
restitutionspork (6:51:32 PM): I'm dating someone who lives there, so I'm moving in early June.
virtuexorvice (6:51:59 PM): good luck not getting shot
virtuexorvice (6:52:06 PM): since when are you dating someone from richmond?
virtuexorvice (6:52:37 PM): no one good is from richmond, just so you know...

"Good people don't end up here" ~ GLaDOS
restitutionspork (6:53:26 PM): I won't get shot. I'm pretty gangsta, you know. And we're more going to be living in Ashland. At least we hope. There's some apartments there that we like. And it's an internet thing. He lives in Mechanicsville, which is in the Richmond metro area.
restitutionspork (6:53:37 PM): So it's not exactly Richmond, but close, I guess.
restitutionspork (6:53:38 PM): rofl
virtuexorvice (6:53:48 PM): that's totally different
virtuexorvice (6:53:56 PM): not actually Richmond is a big difference
virtuexorvice (6:54:01 PM): actually Richmond you would get shot and died
virtuexorvice (6:54:02 PM): *die
restitutionspork (6:54:05 PM): I like Richmond. I stayed with someone who lived by Broadstreet very close to the Edgar Allan Poe museum. It wasn't that bad. In three days, we only heard one gunshot.
virtuexorvice (6:54:34 PM): there must have been a gang truce or something
restitutionspork (6:54:38 PM): rofl
virtuexorvice (6:54:43 PM): my car broke down there once and I was absolutely certain I was going to die
virtuexorvice (6:54:50 PM): and I was extorted by a tow truck guy not to die
virtuexorvice (6:54:55 PM): for I believe all my cash
restitutionspork (6:55:17 PM): But you are tall with long hair. You're an imposing looking guy. I don't think you would have died.
virtuexorvice (6:55:25 PM): I'm white
restitutionspork (6:55:27 PM): You could easily be taken for a biker.
virtuexorvice (6:55:29 PM): and I don't have a gun
virtuexorvice (6:55:33 PM): no, too frail
virtuexorvice (6:55:41 PM): and I was with a girl
restitutionspork (6:55:53 PM): Was she bootylicious?
virtuexorvice (6:55:56 PM): who was not fucking ugly as shit
virtuexorvice (6:55:58 PM): so I was not a biker
restitutionspork (6:56:02 PM): rofl.
restitutionspork (6:56:28 PM): I want to get a Harley to move there, instead of trying to get a new car before I move.
virtuexorvice (6:56:47 PM): don't get a bike
virtuexorvice (6:56:55 PM): niggas steal bikes.. .dont' you read the internetz?
virtuexorvice (6:57:04 PM): that's WHAT THEY DO
restitutionspork (6:57:06 PM): You can keep a bike in a house.
virtuexorvice (6:57:11 PM): if there is a bike
virtuexorvice (6:57:15 PM): niggas will steal it
virtuexorvice (6:57:21 PM): they don't care where it is
restitutionspork (6:57:31 PM): Do you read encyclopedia dramatica a lot? You sound like Godhand.
virtuexorvice (6:57:38 PM): I do
virtuexorvice (6:57:42 PM): and that is a compliment
virtuexorvice (6:57:44 PM): I liked Godhand

Molotov

01-25-08, 11:39 PM

moderndaypaladin (11:36:18 PM): I hate everyone
moderndaypaladin (11:36:24 PM): except Manda and Godhand
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:36:24 PM): You hate me?
moderndaypaladin (11:36:30 PM): are you Manda or Godhand
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:36:43 PM): No... v.v
moderndaypaladin (11:36:57 PM): you're okay though
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:37:00 PM): But you promised to be nice to me for three months.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:37:08 PM): *sniff*
moderndaypaladin (11:38:34 PM): well then I like you I suppose
moderndaypaladin (11:38:42 PM): if under durress I'm forced to by a promise

Call me J

01-26-08, 12:08 AM

SuperSonicMatt1 (12:05:04 AM): Don't make me find you and slap the fuck out of you.
moderndaypaladin (12:05:12 AM): wow...
moderndaypaladin (12:05:14 AM): you have boy parts
moderndaypaladin (12:05:15 AM): impressive
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:06:10 AM): Indeed.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:06:13 AM): They are impressive.

-x-

SuperSonicMatt1 (12:09:03 AM): Now get me a beer.
moderndaypaladin (12:09:11 AM): oh dude, don't push your luck
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:09:13 AM): Don't make me tell you twice.
moderndaypaladin (12:09:31 AM): I was impressed with your little display of not being a woman for a moment, but its only endearing for so long

Zook Murnig

01-26-08, 12:12 AM

From the "-x-" portion of the conversation above:

SuperSonicMatt1 (1:07:20 AM): Post it.
moderndaypaladin (1:07:23 AM): I was more saying its impressive that you have it
moderndaypaladin (1:07:24 AM): post it?
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:07:29 AM): Post it.
moderndaypaladin (1:08:01 AM): you posted it
moderndaypaladin (1:08:16 AM): I alredy posted something from our conversation
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:08:35 AM): No one will believe me if I post it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:08:42 AM): They'll think it's fake.
moderndaypaladin (1:08:56 AM): there you go
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:09:01 AM): Also: I'm lazy.
moderndaypaladin (1:09:07 AM): and I'm not?

Lucien

01-26-08, 04:26 PM

AngelicMalice15 (5:09:56 PM): Sine Nomine will rise
AngelicMalice15 (5:10:06 PM): RISE
Necathys (5:10:14 PM): It will
AngelicMalice15 (5:11:17 PM): And I have our theme
Necathys (5:11:24 PM): Song theme?
AngelicMalice15 (5:11:49 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SJXL9iX3_E
Necathys (5:12:16 PM): Wow.
AngelicMalice15 (5:20:14 PM): Exactly
AngelicMalice15 (5:20:27 PM): Our enemies will be "all fired up."
Necathys (5:20:36 PM): Oh god.
AngelicMalice15 (5:20:41 PM): You can say someone "lit a fire under them."
Necathys (5:20:47 PM): The puns keep coming.
Necathys (5:20:52 PM): It'll be a gas.
AngelicMalice15 (5:21:36 PM): You could even say "we put them in showers where we poisoned them and then burned their charred corpses for fuel for an ever increasing war machine that will dominate the world and spread a terrible and often overused ideology of hate."
AngelicMalice15 (5:21:43 PM): That pun wasn't as good.
AngelicMalice15 (5:22:00 PM): But our enemies will "have a nose for good puns."
Necathys (5:22:05 PM): Or a pun.
AngelicMalice15 (5:22:52 PM): Wait!
AngelicMalice15 (5:22:56 PM): A page from godhand
AngelicMalice15 (5:23:35 PM): "Our enemies might be Stalin, to keep us from presenting them with a final solution."
Necathys (5:25:53 PM): Oh wow. We'll have fun with that.

Lucien

01-26-08, 07:53 PM

AngelicMalice15 (8:40:35 PM): http://www.realmcollections.com/p4341/duster-coat.html
AngelicMalice15 (8:40:44 PM): Would you talk to me if I bought this?
moderndaypaladin (8:42:34 PM): I suppose
moderndaypaladin (8:42:43 PM): would you have a sword
AngelicMalice15 (8:43:02 PM): I very well might.
moderndaypaladin (8:43:11 PM): then no

The Barbarian

01-27-08, 12:55 AM

BigDogJr87 (10:51:00 PM): i'll post tonite
BigDogJr87 (10:51:01 PM): i cant atm
BigDogJr87 (10:51:19 PM): ate enough mexican chiles to classify as suicide if i die from it
BigDogJr87 (10:51:25 PM): cant see straight lol
TheTaskmienster (10:51:50 PM): lmao
TheTaskmienster (10:51:52 PM): awesome
BigDogJr87 (10:52:08 PM): organic chiles = huge spice level difference
TheTaskmienster (10:52:16 PM): hahaha
BigDogJr87 (10:52:51 PM): every time i move, i swear my stomach cries in pain because ulcers are forming
BigDogJr87 (10:53:09 PM): i look like i was running non-stop for an hour in hte mojave desert
BigDogJr87 (10:53:15 PM): the*
TheTaskmienster (10:53:21 PM): hahaha
BigDogJr87 (10:53:31 PM): but you know what?
BigDogJr87 (10:53:35 PM): I'd do it again. XD
TheTaskmienster (10:53:44 PM): No. That's not smart. Lol
BigDogJr87 (10:54:00 PM): lol
BigDogJr87 (10:54:09 PM): hey! I'll tell YOU when i've had enough!
BigDogJr87 (10:54:22 PM): *falls over, blood dribbling from his mouth*
TheTaskmienster (10:54:27 PM): hahaha, fucker

The Barbarian

01-27-08, 01:03 AM

BigDogJr87 (10:56:25 PM): Jesus?
Loquelf (11:00:26 PM): Wrong s/n. What's up?
BigDogJr87 (11:00:40 PM): lol
BigDogJr87 (11:00:56 PM): *points to the "One true love..." quote*
Loquelf (11:01:04 PM): No, lol.
Loquelf (11:01:08 PM): My laptop.
BigDogJr87 (11:01:11 PM): hahaha
BigDogJr87 (11:01:16 PM): you should name is jesus
BigDogJr87 (11:01:20 PM): just to make me right.
BigDogJr87 (11:01:29 PM): it*
Loquelf (11:01:54 PM): Except then he'd be a Mexican computer and need a nap every afternoon for a couple of hours. That'd be frustrating.
Loquelf (11:02:33 PM): Also, he would want to share my pandolce whenever I get it, which is rare.
BigDogJr87 (11:02:55 PM): I...I can feel my mexican side crying.

Godhand

01-27-08, 07:52 AM

Jack Raynes: So I just watched this porno where a guy got blown by twin sisters at the same time.
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Jack Raynes: So I'm watching this thing and I just go, you know, where does this guy even go from here?
Jack Raynes: There's not really much left to do. You've pretty much peaked.
Jack Raynes: Still, I have to imagine that for this guy getting concurrent blowjobs is just something that happens. Like taxes or rainy days.
Jack Raynes: I bet there are ups and downs too, but in ways that will never happen to you or me. I bet the day before someone swung a steel chair across his back.
Jack Raynes: Seriously though fella', what do you do when you know the greatest thing you'll ever achieve is behind you?
Jack Raynes: You're right, I guess that is for each person to figure out on their own.
Jack Raynes: Thanks, man. This was a good talk.

Zook Murnig

01-27-08, 02:39 PM

Continuing from above, transcribed from text messages.

Me: Triplets. And I'm at work.
Jack Raynes: Hey, Zook's boss!
Jack Raynes: He's downloading porno!
Jack Raynes: Can you hear this shit?
Jack Raynes: All these moans and groans?
Jack Raynes: Porno, I say!
Jack Raynes: Can his ass!
Jack Raynes: He had a daughter with some trailer-trash chick, did you hear!?
Jack Raynes: It's true! And it turns out she loves nigger dick!
Jack Raynes: There's no solution, boss man! You've got to fire him!
Jack Raynes: I'm bored. You're boring me.
Jack Raynes: I'm leaving.

Ranger

01-27-08, 02:45 PM

Tshael

01-29-08, 09:40 AM

Possibly why I love him.

SuperSonicMatt1 (9:29:35 AM): Hey, what would you think of me getting a yellow Vespa?
restitutionspork (9:30:06 AM): No. Just no. A Vespa is not a bike. A Vespa is a little girl's bike, not at all for a man.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:30:39 AM): v.v
restitutionspork (9:31:11 AM): If you really want one... *sigh* They're made by BMW, I believe. So you'd find them at one of those dealerships.
restitutionspork (9:31:33 AM): But if you did get one, I would demand that you wear a skirt around the house for my pleasure.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:31:41 AM): Don't worry, I'd be all manly on it, flyin' down the road.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:31:44 AM): No. No skirt.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:31:50 AM): Kilt, maybe.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:32:11 AM): But if I wore a kilt, I'd do it right.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:32:15 AM): I'd go commando.
restitutionspork (9:33:30 AM): Wait, not BMW. The Vespa is Italian. Anyway. They're all fancy pants. Marlon Brando had one. I think John Wayne too, but... srsly... you'd lose manpoints with me for driving one.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:33:53 AM): When John Wayne had one?
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:33:58 AM): The king of manliness?
restitutionspork (9:36:00 AM): John Wayne used his to get from set to set for movies. He didn't drive it other than that. *cough* Alright. You can have one and I won't bitch at you for it. But I will say this, if you get a yellow one, I won't have sex with you for a year, damn weeabo.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:36:26 AM): Fine, I'll get a blue or black one.
restitutionspork (9:36:53 AM): Or you could always get a pink one. You'd look adorable.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:37:02 AM): No.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:37:09 AM): I'm a man, damnit.
restitutionspork (9:38:34 AM): You're a man who wants to drive this: http://www.piaggiogroup.com/media/vespa_up.jpg SRSLY
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:39:06 AM): Dood. That's freakin' awesome!
restitutionspork (9:39:12 AM): *facepalm*

grim137

01-29-08, 11:34 AM

AngelicMalice15 (12:17:18 PM): I was great
AngelicMalice15 (12:17:20 PM): You enjoyed it
AngelicMalice15 (12:17:25 PM): The money's on the dresser
AngelicMalice15 (12:17:30 PM): Get out
AngelicMalice15 went away at 12:33:13 PM

Karuka

01-29-08, 04:24 PM

Loquelf: (5:18:27 PM) http://channels.isp.netscape.com/whatsnew/gallery.jsp?gname=wnew_polar_bear_cub2&floc=wn-nx
Oberst Christoph (5:22:23 PM): Panda!

Lucien

01-30-08, 07:47 PM

Sirusv2ptO (8:44:38 PM): Doesn't matter.
Sirusv2ptO (8:45:09 PM): My dick, that hole. Thats it. I don't need something shoved up my ass or put in my mouth to get off. Thats more frightening then sexy.
AngelicMalice15 (8:46:28 PM): I'll find a way to make it sexy. Even if I have to get a porn star dressed up like master chief.
AngelicMalice15 (8:46:36 PM): And Christ.
AngelicMalice15 (8:46:40 PM): Anything yet?
Sirusv2ptO (8:46:45 PM): Nope.
AngelicMalice15 (8:46:53 PM): Shit, I'm hard as a rock.
Sirusv2ptO (8:46:57 PM): o_O

Lucien

01-30-08, 07:51 PM

AngelicMalice15 (8:41:01 PM): Bros before hos
Friend (8:41:10 PM): fuck that lol
Friend (8:41:31 PM): if a girl was offering sex and i had a chance to go hang with my bros
Friend (8:41:36 PM): id SO take the ho
Friend (8:41:37 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (8:41:48 PM): What if the bros were gang banging a chick?
Friend (8:41:57 PM): then im in
Friend (8:42:00 PM): literally lol
AngelicMalice15 (8:42:07 PM): Three holes, two hands
AngelicMalice15 (8:42:12 PM): Enough space for five dues
AngelicMalice15 (8:42:14 PM): dudes*
Friend (8:42:25 PM): well theres always doubling up lol
AngelicMalice15 (8:42:29 PM): OW
Friend (8:42:38 PM): that increases to 8
Friend (8:42:39 PM): lol
Friend (8:42:43 PM): no
Friend (8:42:44 PM): 9
Friend (8:42:48 PM): forgot the tits lol
AngelicMalice15 (8:43:13 PM): Footjobs
Friend (8:43:24 PM): dont get too over-the-head
AngelicMalice15 (8:43:40 PM): You're already double penetrating in the ass, the mouth and the vagina
AngelicMalice15 (8:43:48 PM): We've passed that line
Friend (8:44:02 PM): ok
Friend (8:44:13 PM): but what if the chick is an amputee and has no legs?
Friend (8:44:23 PM): haha you could cowgirl her and spin her like a top lmfao
AngelicMalice15 (8:44:32 PM): Why are you and your friends gang banging an amputee?
AngelicMalice15 (8:44:34 PM): Sick fucks.
Friend (8:44:41 PM): maybe we made her that way
Friend (8:44:48 PM): and were fucking the wounds
AngelicMalice15 (8:45:08 PM): Metalhead...

Lucien

01-30-08, 08:09 PM

Sirusv2ptO (9:07:28 PM): I hate you. =P
AngelicMalice15 (9:07:49 PM): Why so?
Sirusv2ptO (9:07:56 PM): *shrugs*
AngelicMalice15 (9:08:08 PM): Didn't the sex mean anything to you?@
AngelicMalice15 (9:08:13 PM): AM I JUST YOUR WHORE
Sirusv2ptO (9:08:17 PM): LOL
AngelicMalice15 (9:08:17 PM): THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?
AngelicMalice15 (9:08:19 PM): A WHORE?
AngelicMalice15 (9:08:21 PM): FUCK YOU
Sirusv2ptO (9:08:33 PM): If it was and happened, probably yeah.
AngelicMalice15 (9:08:44 PM): Oh, I am so fucking hard now.

BlackAndBlueEyes

01-30-08, 08:25 PM

Oberst Christoph (9:21:41 PM): http://www.jdvine.com/index.html
Midvalley20 (9:22:55 PM): "Pure erotica will not be published." well, there goes my vg cats fanfic

Lucien

01-31-08, 07:47 PM

OH SHIT. DO NOT CLICK LINK IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE!

AngelicMalice15 (8:32:58 PM): http://www.pixiesticks.org/2008/12308FF.jpg
Friend (8:33:14 PM): XD!!!!
AngelicMalice15 (8:33:19 PM): I want to see that episode
AngelicMalice15 (8:35:50 PM): Would you like to die that way?
Friend (8:36:11 PM): You know, I can't say that would be a bad way to die.
AngelicMalice15 (8:37:31 PM): Glad you feel that way. I'll be right over.
Friend (8:37:43 PM): Should've figured that was coming.
AngelicMalice15 (8:37:56 PM): Should've figured you'd be coming.

Lucien

01-31-08, 07:54 PM

Friend (8:41:34 PM): You'll have to try harder then that.
Friend (8:41:41 PM): I'm not -that- easy =P
AngelicMalice15 (8:42:00 PM): Have I even gotten to handjob status?
Friend (8:43:26 PM): Hmmm.
AngelicMalice15 (8:43:46 PM): And, if so, can I trade it in for beat you with a bullwhip status?
Friend (8:44:01 PM): *cackle*
AngelicMalice15 (8:44:12 PM): Cat O' Ninetails?
AngelicMalice15 (8:44:20 PM): Hell, I'll take seven tails
AngelicMalice15 (8:44:27 PM): Well, you'll be taking them.
Friend (8:44:30 PM): *blinkblink*
AngelicMalice15 (8:44:50 PM): Amputee sex? Come on, that's like first base
Friend (8:45:20 PM): =O
AngelicMalice15 (8:45:32 PM): Okay.
Friend (8:45:36 PM): ...
Friend(8:45:37 PM): Shit.
AngelicMalice15 (8:45:38 PM): Second
AngelicMalice15 (8:45:45 PM): Wait
AngelicMalice15 (8:45:48 PM): Dammit
AngelicMalice15 (8:45:52 PM): I missed that
AngelicMalice15 (8:45:53 PM): Fuck
Friend (8:45:57 PM): I did not realize how that could be taken.
AngelicMalice15 (8:46:34 PM): I'd prefer this: ( ) ) <=8
AngelicMalice15 (8:46:49 PM): Hopefully your ass would be more symmetrical
Friend (8:48:34 PM): Wow. That is officially the most direct comment I've ever gotten. XD
AngelicMalice15 (8:48:46 PM): Sweet.
AngelicMalice15 (8:48:59 PM): Tell the judge that at my arraignment hearing.
Friend (8:49:17 PM): For sexual harassment? Haha
AngelicMalice15 (8:49:42 PM): Well, harassment, assault, same difference.
Friend (8:50:00 PM): Hah.
Friend (8:51:39 PM): Well, were it not me in question, I'd suggest doing it in Japan. It's like hello there!
AngelicMalice15 (8:51:59 PM): That sounds like consent to me

Lucien

01-31-08, 08:56 PM

Sirusv2ptO (9:52:52 PM): Hate to break it to you, but I think I'd probably start and stop with," Hey, you wanna fuck?"
AngelicMalice15 (9:53:50 PM): Pfft. Shows what you know. To get a lady, you have to treat a lady right. And this guy is like a slightly guyish lady.
AngelicMalice15 (9:54:01 PM): Watch me work the magic

***

AngelicMalice15 (9:54:17 PM): So.
AngelicMalice15 (9:54:24 PM): Hey, wanna' fuck?
Friend (9:54:39 PM): XD

***

Sirusv2ptO (9:55:25 PM): I want credit.
Sirusv2ptO (9:55:27 PM): Actually
Sirusv2ptO (9:55:29 PM): Never mind.
AngelicMalice15 (9:55:37 PM): You can join in

Christoph

01-31-08, 10:35 PM

Oberst Christoph (11:25:46 PM): So name your price, sir.
Oberst Christoph (11:26:05 PM): lol
Midvalley20 (11:26:08 PM): like i wasn't planning on making sure that you weren't one of the first to play my copy
Oberst Christoph (11:26:20 PM): haha
Midvalley20 (11:26:23 PM): you do me a great diservice suggesting that
Oberst Christoph (11:26:44 PM): Nah. I was just giving you the chance to milk it for all it was worth.
Oberst Christoph (11:27:19 PM): So with that business concluded, could I interest in you in a GREAT DEAL ON A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE POST STANDARD??
Midvalley20 (11:27:25 PM): i take advantage of women, not friends
Midvalley20 (11:27:32 PM): fuck that shit, brah
Oberst Christoph (11:27:40 PM): *puts on tweed suit*
Oberst Christoph (11:27:45 PM): Buy now! This offer won't last!
Midvalley20 (11:27:52 PM): maybe if you used a southern accent
Oberst Christoph (11:28:18 PM): yall buy now, ya hear?
Midvalley20 (11:29:01 PM): you also have to say "and i say," halfway through every sentence then repeat yourself
Midvalley20 (11:29:40 PM): Now, sarh, could i interest you, i said could i interest you in a great deal on a subscription to the post standard?"
Oberst Christoph (11:30:23 PM): Nice, nice.
Oberst Christoph (11:30:31 PM): Great deal, I say, a great deal!
Oberst Christoph (11:30:58 PM): Why, you sarh would be plum foolish not to buy now, ya hear?
Midvalley20 (11:30:59 PM): there you go!
Oberst Christoph (11:31:22 PM): *starts searching ebay for a used car dealership*
Midvalley20 (11:31:33 PM): hellz yeah
Oberst Christoph (11:31:46 PM): *is putting this in the AIM convo thread*
Midvalley20 (11:31:59 PM): i thought about doing it, but i thought i'd let you have the honors this time
Oberst Christoph (11:32:34 PM): ...I had the honors with your mom. >.>

Elijah_Morendale

01-31-08, 10:43 PM

Fuck! Chris hands out "your mom" lines like my high school's prom queen handed out AIDS!

Karuka

01-31-08, 10:52 PM

I've noticed that, too.

Christoph

02-01-08, 07:12 AM

Fuck! Chris hands out "your mom" lines like my high school's prom queen handed out AIDS!

Your MOM hands out "your mom" lines like-- KIDDING! :D

Lavinian Ambition

02-01-08, 03:32 PM

[13:25] Sukoda Fox: pfftt, drunken poker night with friends. ^^ I'll take that over a movie.
[13:26] SethDahlios: I suppose
[13:26] SethDahlios: I have drunk D&D night on ridays
[13:26] Sukoda Fox: riday? wow, is that a new D&D term?
[13:26] SethDahlios: shut up
[13:26] SethDahlios: Friday
[13:26] Sukoda Fox: :p
[13:27] Sukoda Fox: you're such a nerd.
[13:27] SethDahlios: To date my friend still loves a particular D&D session where I got shit faced
[13:27] SethDahlios: Keep in mind this is three shots liquid cocaine and a shot of Whiskey
[13:27] SethDahlios: All within two hours
[13:27] Sukoda Fox: okay
[13:28] SethDahlios: We were fighting a bunch of monsters and I wasn't really paying attention, as I had gotten to the point that everything was hypersensitive, so I was entertaining myself by running my hand through my hair.
[13:28] SethDahlios: Finally we get to my turn, and at this point I'm fading, I vaguely remember doing this.
[13:29] SethDahlios: I point at a bunch of monsters in a line and I say ever so proudly "Lightning bolt, right there!" I roll my dice, kill them then turn walk for steps and collapse on the floor.
[13:29] Sukoda Fox: lmao!!!!
[13:29] Sukoda Fox: roflmao!!!
[13:29] Sukoda Fox: omg, that's fucking awesome.
[13:30] SethDahlios: That was on my birthday
[13:30] SethDahlios: when I didn't care so much about what was going on, I just decided fuck it all out today
[13:30] SethDahlios: i also had to get up early the next morning for a garage sale.
[13:30] Sukoda Fox: lol, I am so coming down for your next birthday! and bringing a camera to blackmail you with and post video all over althanas.

Sword-for-Hire

02-02-08, 04:52 AM

MichiNekoChan (2:44:30 AM): lol i was expecting "if i said yes" that youd *on a mean day* would go "ok bye" then id get "BigDogJr87 has signed off"
MichiNekoChan (2:44:33 AM): aka blocked
MichiNekoChan (2:44:35 AM): hahaha
BigDogJr87 (2:44:56 AM): lol
BigDogJr87 (2:45:15 AM): that would be my reaction after an arguement with u and then u dump something like that on me
MichiNekoChan (2:45:25 AM): yea
MichiNekoChan (2:45:27 AM): on a mean day
MichiNekoChan (2:45:29 AM): lol
BigDogJr87 (2:45:32 AM): lol
MichiNekoChan (2:46:07 AM): but i was like "thats a bit extreme."
BigDogJr87 (2:46:55 AM): lol....
BigDogJr87 (2:47:05 AM): you had a reaction to something that didn't happen?
MichiNekoChan (2:47:18 AM): yes
MichiNekoChan (2:47:19 AM): i do that
BigDogJr87 (2:47:22 AM): lol
MichiNekoChan (2:47:24 AM): i play it out in my head
MichiNekoChan (2:47:32 AM): part of my writing thing
BigDogJr87 (2:48:10 AM): i see
BigDogJr87 (2:48:39 AM): i'd love to actually be married to you, come home, and realize we had an entire arguement without my actual presence.
BigDogJr87 (2:48:44 AM): And I'm sleeping on the couch.
MichiNekoChan (2:48:54 AM): hahahahaha
BigDogJr87 (2:49:03 AM): lol
MichiNekoChan (2:49:08 AM): yeaaaa thats bascially it

Skie and Avery

02-06-08, 02:08 PM

restitutionspork (01:14:36 pm): Now I'm going to call Virginia's Nuse Aide Registry and ask what it's going to take to get my licence transferred.
restitutionspork (01:16:29 pm): I love you
restitutionspork (01:17:05 pm): I think it would be both awkward and neat to work at the same place as you. =P
supersonicmatt1 (01:17:17 pm): Heehee.
supersonicmatt1 (01:17:20 pm): I love you.
restitutionspork (01:17:25 pm): I love you too
restitutionspork (01:19:00 pm): And I just got off the phone with your peeps.
supersonicmatt1 (01:19:06 pm): Oh?
restitutionspork (01:20:15 pm): As soon as I'm active again, I can find the application for "Nurse Aide Certification by Endorsement" on the Virginia DHP site, print it out, fill it out and have it notorized and send it in and they'll look over my history (which is clean) and all that good stuff, and if I check out, transfer it over.
supersonicmatt1 (01:21:57 pm): Maybe we could both work in a hospital, in the same ward.
supersonicmatt1 (01:22:01 pm): We could be the Dream Team.
restitutionspork (01:22:09 pm): rofl
supersonicmatt1 (01:22:13 pm): The Dynamic Duo.
supersonicmatt1 (01:22:19 pm): Batman and Batgirl.
restitutionspork (01:22:39 pm): If you make me wear a cape to bed, I'll castrate you, need for your sperm or not.
supersonicmatt1 (01:25:38 pm): No capes. Didn't you ever see The Incredibles?
supersonicmatt1 (01:25:47 pm): They just get in the way.

Godhand

02-06-08, 08:44 PM

Jack Raynes: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Sukoda Fox: I cast level 6 eroticism on you and turn you into a drop dead gorgeous man
Jack Raynes: Oh baby.
Jack Raynes: I cast cock of the infinity.
Sukoda Fox: oh baby, I rub your cucumber
Jack Raynes: I came.
Sukoda Fox: damn you and your califlower
Jack Raynes: I spray my juice all over your vegetables.
Sukoda Fox: hmm, baby, you know how I like it.
Jack Raynes: I toss your lettuce.
Sukoda Fox: I massage your zuchini
Jack Raynes: I run my fingers through your celery.
Jack Raynes: I fondle your Russian False Mangos.

Ave Versus Christus

02-06-08, 09:20 PM

AngelicMalice15 (10:13:03 PM): Did you hear about Godhand's girlfriend?
moderndaypaladin (10:13:09 PM): is she okay?
AngelicMalice15 (10:13:14 PM): She's fine.
moderndaypaladin (10:13:58 PM): good, it would be a shame if something happened to godhand's girlfriend
AngelicMalice15 (10:14:11 PM): It was a close call.
moderndaypaladin (10:14:45 PM): I heard
moderndaypaladin (10:14:52 PM): what with Coldstone and all
AngelicMalice15 (10:15:06 PM): Shh. Don't talk about it. He might get sued.
AngelicMalice15 (10:15:08 PM): Or worse
AngelicMalice15 (10:15:14 PM): Incite a law debate between law students
moderndaypaladin (10:15:58 PM): good point

Serilliant

02-06-08, 09:35 PM

AngelicMalice15 (10:15:06 PM): Shh. Don't talk about it. He might get sued.
AngelicMalice15 (10:15:08 PM): Or worse
AngelicMalice15 (10:15:14 PM): Incite a law debate between law students

Ain't nothin' worse than that, baby.

Lucien

02-08-08, 12:56 PM

AngelicMalice15 (1:26:11 PM): Shit, who else..
AngelicMalice15 (1:26:22 PM): I don't know many Althanians from new england
AngelicMalice15 (1:26:39 PM): Lorenor's in New York, that's a 2 and a half to three hour drive
Sukoda Fox (1:26:43 PM): well, we can immediately scratch out people like Godhand and Letho because they live overseas.
AngelicMalice15 (1:26:47 PM): But hell if he's coming in my future car.
Sukoda Fox (1:26:57 PM): lol
Auto Response from TamsSaysToYou (1:29:11 PM): I am away from my computer right now.
AngelicMalice15 (1:29:18 PM): AngelicMalice15 (1:27:05 PM): *bump* Me: What was that?
AngelicMalice15 (1:27:09 PM): Lorenor: Nothing.
Sukoda Fox (1:27:18 PM): o.O
AngelicMalice15 (1:27:21 PM): Me: There's something in my trunk...what'd you put there?"
AngelicMalice15 (1:27:29 PM): Lorenor: His name is Timmy. Shut up and keep driving.
Sukoda Fox (1:27:44 PM): lol!
TamsSaysToYou returned at 1:29:51 PM.
TamsSaysToYou (1:30:14 PM): Haha, are you looking to whack random Althanians?
AngelicMalice15 (1:30:26 PM): We're talking about a future Althanas convention
TamsSaysToYou (1:30:45 PM): Oh, man, that would be fun
TamsSaysToYou (1:30:56 PM): And also frightening and very likely life-threatening
AngelicMalice15 (1:31:03 PM): Well, for you.
AngelicMalice15 (1:31:16 PM): You live close to Saxon, Manda, and Urei
AngelicMalice15 (1:31:22 PM): Good luck on that car ride up
TamsSaysToYou (1:32:09 PM): Haha, Saxon and Manda I don't mind. Never talked to Urei, i don't think
AngelicMalice15 (1:32:20 PM): I can just see it
AngelicMalice15 (1:32:31 PM): Saxon: All I'm saying is women like to -
AngelicMalice15 (1:32:42 PM): Manda: All I'm saying is i've just cut off your balls!
AngelicMalice15 (1:32:48 PM): Urei: Where's my razor!
AngelicMalice15 (1:32:58 PM): Gina: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK *CRASH*
TamsSaysToYou (1:33:13 PM): HAH yes, that is how it would be to a T
AngelicMalice15 (1:33:30 PM): It's better than my car ride
AngelicMalice15 (1:33:35 PM): Cory: So...uh..
AngelicMalice15 (1:33:38 PM): *silence*
AngelicMalice15 (1:33:42 PM): Nekoprince: Meow...
AngelicMalice15 (1:33:46 PM): Storm: Don't do that.
TamsSaysToYou (1:34:11 PM): Haha! I knew you lived by Colin, but where is Storm?
AngelicMalice15 (1:34:16 PM): In Boston.
AngelicMalice15 (1:34:19 PM): Somewhere.
TamsSaysToYou (1:34:21 PM): Oh, so right there.
AngelicMalice15 (1:34:24 PM): Yep.
TamsSaysToYou (1:34:36 PM): Cool.
TamsSaysToYou (1:34:44 PM): I also live near Dan.\
TamsSaysToYou (1:34:51 PM): Adds a whole new level of interesting to the ride.
AngelicMalice15 (1:35:11 PM): He'd fuck your bodies after the crash
AngelicMalice15 (1:35:15 PM): And eat them.
TamsSaysToYou (1:35:43 PM): That's why it is a whole new level of interesting.
TamsSaysToYou (1:35:48 PM): He'd have to kill me first!
TamsSaysToYou (1:35:56 PM): I'll go down fighting or not at all!
TamsSaysToYou (1:36:34 PM): Cease or desist!
TamsSaysToYou signed off at 1:39:42 PM.
tamssaystoyou is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
TamsSaysToYou signed on at 1:39:44 PM.
AngelicMalice15 (1:43:36 PM): AngelicMalice15 (1:41:13 PM): You know whose car-ride would suck?
AngelicMalice15 (1:41:16 PM): The people out west.
AngelicMalice15 (1:41:27 PM): You've got Max Dirks and Serilliant sharing a car.
AngelicMalice15 (1:41:37 PM): And Santhalas!
Sukoda Fox (1:41:38 PM): oh God, oh and Dissinger
AngelicMalice15 (1:42:07 PM): We'd all be at the party, and we'd hear on the news, "Today, on a highway near california, a murder suicide..."
Sukoda Fox (1:43:22 PM): lmao!!!
TamsSaysToYou (1:44:05 PM): Haha yeah.
TamsSaysToYou (1:44:28 PM): "The car was notably intact, although spattered with the blood of more than one person."
TamsSaysToYou (1:47:50 PM): I wonder how an Althanas convention would actually go
AngelicMalice15 (1:48:14 PM): Well, I'd imagine

***

Sukoda Fox (1:43:31 PM): who do you think would snap first?
AngelicMalice15 (1:43:41 PM): Serilliant.
AngelicMalice15 (1:43:52 PM): "Santhalas, if you say moot one more fucking time I'll stab you."
AngelicMalice15 (1:43:55 PM): Santh: Moot.
Sukoda Fox (1:43:59 PM): I was leaning more towards Dissinger...
Sukoda Fox (1:44:04 PM): lol
AngelicMalice15 (1:44:09 PM): No, Dissinger survives
AngelicMalice15 (1:44:13 PM): And then he gets to the party
AngelicMalice15 (1:44:18 PM): And he and madison get into it
Sukoda Fox (1:44:34 PM): Oh boy...
AngelicMalice15 (1:47:07 PM): Dissinger pulls out a nice.
AngelicMalice15 (1:47:12 PM): Madison pulls out a dictionary.
AngelicMalice15 (1:47:28 PM): nice = knife
Sukoda Fox (1:48:15 PM): and Serilliant can't interveen because he's dead. >.> but Shyam might try to mediate and get stabbed to detah and pommeled by the dictionary.
AngelicMalice15 (1:48:26 PM): Frank would come in.
AngelicMalice15 (1:48:46 PM): "Why Dissinger! Your use of that blade is much like your pundit like wit! a ha!"
AngelicMalice15 (1:48:51 PM): *stab*
Sukoda Fox (1:49:20 PM): lol!
Sukoda Fox (1:49:44 PM): Yeah, I don't think an Althanas convention would be a very good idea. :p the body count would be too high to hide in my backyard
AngelicMalice15 (1:50:03 PM): God knows what happens when Nakashi shows up to crash the party.
Sukoda Fox (1:50:57 PM): Oh boy...
AngelicMalice15 (1:51:14 PM): Cory: Excuse me a second. Time to..uh...take out the trash.
Sukoda Fox (1:53:29 PM): lol
Sukoda Fox (1:53:50 PM): I think it's a good thing Godhand wouldn't be able to come.
Sukoda Fox (1:53:58 PM): Could you imagine what would happen then?
AngelicMalice15 (1:54:02 PM): Oh god.
AngelicMalice15 (1:54:13 PM): Godhand: Hey sweetcheeks
AngelicMalice15 (1:54:21 PM): Zook: SHE'S MY DAUGHTER AND SHE'S ONLY 1
AngelicMalice15 (1:54:32 PM): Godhand: Let go already, old man.
Sukoda Fox (1:54:33 PM): rofl!

BlackAndBlueEyes

02-08-08, 10:16 PM

Oberst Christoph (11:10:48 PM): You should call him a wuss for not just going to Yahoo Chess and playing me there.
Midvalley20 (11:10:55 PM): lol
Midvalley20 (11:11:01 PM): chess is chess, no matter where you go
Oberst Christoph (11:11:16 PM): Pogo = not work on my computer.
Oberst Christoph (11:11:25 PM): Yahoo Chess = does work.
Midvalley20 (11:14:15 PM): Midvalley20 (11:11:42 PM): Oberst Christoph (11:10:48 PM): lulz u shuld call him a st00p1d n00b 4 not cumin 2 Yahoo Chess and playing ther lolololololol
Oberst Christoph (11:15:23 PM): .....
Midvalley20 (11:15:32 PM): ^_^
Oberst Christoph (11:15:35 PM): *STAB*
Oberst Christoph (11:15:45 PM): You, sir, are an ass.

Witchblade

02-10-08, 09:31 PM

Sukoda Fox: *shrugs* oh well, Tristram can give her hell when he sees the miature version of himself, especially if it tells him off,.
Jack Raynes: It can talk?
Sukoda Fox: Haha! Yeah. ^^''
Sukoda Fox: The plushies embodied the personality and some of the skills that they're made to represent. It's why Lasair needs something from the person in order to make them, usually a small amount of blood.
Sukoda Fox: Which she wouldn't have a hard time getting from an injured Godhand.
Jack Raynes: Right. He'd be leaking all over the place.
Jack Raynes: This is how a conversation between Godhand and mini Godhand would go. Starting with Mini Godhand.
Jack Raynes: "Don't give me that look, you son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Raynes: "Oh wow! You're pretty cheeky for someone that doesn't even go as high as my knee!"
Jack Raynes: "Big words from Mr. just-got-shot."
Jack Raynes: "I guess you wanna die, huh? Is that what you want? You want to die?"
Jack Raynes: Pulls out gun.
Sukoda Fox: roflmao!

Lavinian Ambition

02-10-08, 09:45 PM

AngelicMalice15 (1:44:09 PM): No, Dissinger survives
AngelicMalice15 (1:44:13 PM): And then he gets to the party
AngelicMalice15 (1:44:18 PM): And he and madison get into it
Sukoda Fox (1:44:34 PM): Oh boy...
AngelicMalice15 (1:47:07 PM): Dissinger pulls out a nice.
AngelicMalice15 (1:47:12 PM): Madison pulls out a dictionary.
AngelicMalice15 (1:47:28 PM): nice = knife
Sukoda Fox (1:48:15 PM): and Serilliant can't interveen because he's dead. >.> but Shyam might try to mediate and get stabbed to detah and pommeled by the dictionary.
AngelicMalice15 (1:48:26 PM): Frank would come in.
AngelicMalice15 (1:48:46 PM): "Why Dissinger! Your use of that blade is much like your pundit like wit! a ha!"
AngelicMalice15 (1:48:51 PM): *stab*

I don't know whats worse...

The fact that I could SEE that happening, Frank interlude and all...

Or the fact that Corey said it and its true...

Someone hold me, I'm very very scared...

Witchblade

02-11-08, 07:49 PM

This is why ignoring Godhand can be fun.

Jack Raynes: Okay, I'm going to sign off for a second okay?
Jack Raynes: Just so I can get the ball rolling uninterrupted.
Jack Raynes: Is that alright/
Jack Raynes: ?*
Jack Raynes: Is that alright?
Jack Raynes: Is that alright?
Jack Raynes: Is it?
Jack Raynes: Pay attention./
Jack Raynes: Is that alright?
Jack Raynes: Is it okay for me to sign off?
Jack Raynes: Do you mind?
Jack Raynes: I need your input.
Jack Raynes: I'm going to sign off okay?
Jack Raynes: Is that okay?
Jack Raynes: Is it?
Jack Raynes: Is it okay?
Jack Raynes: Megan c'mon I need to know.
Jack Raynes: Is it okay?
Jack Raynes: Tell me.
Jack Raynes: Don't be that way.
Jack Raynes: Can I?
Jack Raynes: May I?
Jack Raynes: Is it okay with you?
Jack Raynes: Do you mind terribly?
Jack Raynes: Is it alright?
Jack Raynes: MEGAN PAY ATTENTION OKAY
Jack Raynes: I NEED YOU TO PAY ATTENTION NOW
Jack Raynes: PAY ATTENTION
Jack Raynes: Bitch I'm leaving.
Jack Raynes signed off at 8:47:18 PM.

Christoph

02-11-08, 11:56 PM

DraconianCyrus (10:40:04 PM): You're a bad person
DraconianCyrus (10:40:10 PM): You stole my innocence
Oberst Christoph (10:40:30 PM): Awwww. That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
DraconianCyrus (10:41:48 PM): :-[
DraconianCyrus (10:41:55 PM): Sometimes I just sit here and think of you... <3
Oberst Christoph (10:42:12 PM): Wanna have my baby?
DraconianCyrus (10:43:26 PM): An e-baby?
Oberst Christoph (10:43:50 PM): Yes. We shall name him Paco.
Oberst Christoph (10:44:15 PM): Paco: the COLD BLOODED KILLER OF BABIES!
Oberst Christoph (10:44:48 PM): Haha. I got the mental image now of one baby covered in blood crawling up a mountain of dead infants.
Oberst Christoph (10:44:57 PM): Looking pleased with itself.
DraconianCyrus (10:45:11 PM): I have six erections
Oberst Christoph (10:45:39 PM): Typical. You can't get one, but you can get six.
Oberst Christoph (10:46:42 PM): :-P
DraconianCyrus (10:46:45 PM): I can't help it if I get nervous >=(
Oberst Christoph (10:47:23 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (10:52:44 PM): This is totally going into the Random IM thread.
DraconianCyrus (10:52:57 PM): Yay, I'm a star again!

Zook Murnig

02-12-08, 07:40 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (8:38:11 PM): Basically, he was blessing her.
restitutionspork (8:39:11 PM): Best blessing EVAR

Lavinian Ambition

02-12-08, 08:44 PM

[18:37] SethDahlios: Well unless you want to do something with me I'll be heading out shortly.
[18:37] Sukoda Fox: Hmm...
[18:37] Sukoda Fox: why is it that I got like a shitload of naughty thoughts the moment I read that?
[18:38] SethDahlios: horny?
[18:38] Sukoda Fox: nope
[18:39] SethDahlios: habit?
[18:39] Sukoda Fox: guess I just have a naturally naughty mind
[18:39] Sukoda Fox: lol
[18:39] Sukoda Fox: hanging out with too many guys
[18:39] SethDahlios: hee hee
[18:39] Sukoda Fox: I think too much like them
[18:39] SethDahlios: err, damn
[18:40] Sukoda Fox: damn what?
[18:40] SethDahlios: Now you knwo one of the TWO thoughts that run through most mens heads
[18:41] Sukoda Fox: sex... hmm, what could the other one be? Sleep?Beer? TV?
[18:41] SethDahlios: food
[18:41] Sukoda Fox: I was going to suggest that...
[18:42] Sukoda Fox: they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
[18:42] SethDahlios: or by showing up nude in his bed.
[18:43] Sukoda Fox: yeah, but I ain't that easy.
[18:44] SethDahlios: I'm just stating the obvious

Lucien

02-13-08, 05:21 PM

AngelicMalice15 (6:10:54 PM): So, Katie dearest
xXKaoruD0rkXx (6:11:03 PM): yes.....
AngelicMalice15 (6:11:05 PM): What doth you get me for my-ith day-ith of Birth
AngelicMalice15 (6:11:06 PM): Ith
xXKaoruD0rkXx (6:11:32 PM): when is it?
AngelicMalice15 (6:11:41 PM): 21ist
AngelicMalice15 (6:11:42 PM): ith
xXKaoruD0rkXx (6:12:15 PM): so far, nothing
AngelicMalice15 (6:12:39 PM): That should change
AngelicMalice15 (6:12:43 PM): For the good of the nation
xXKaoruD0rkXx (6:14:36 PM): it probably will
AngelicMalice15 (6:15:03 PM): No, I don't want to drop any hints (http://www.pennyarcademerch.com/pat070081.html), or clues (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_toy), or innuendo (http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave_Williams/1326960121). No pressure.
xXKaoruD0rkXx (6:16:29 PM): cory, those hidden links totally don't help me cuz for some reason i can't click them
AngelicMalice15 (6:17:00 PM): God dammit.

Godhand

02-13-08, 09:53 PM

Jack Raynes: or for users who have a hard time harnessing the elements.
Jack Raynes: To me that sounded like "harassing" the elements so I started picturing it in my head.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Jack Raynes: "Screw you, wind! FUCK you!"

Zook Murnig

02-13-08, 11:19 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (11:30:07 PM): Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin'.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:30:14 PM): What the hell have you been drinkin'?
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:30:23 PM): Look like water, tastes like wine.
Jack Raynes (11:30:24 PM): Screw you, Matt. FUCK you.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:30:30 PM): Oh my God it's Turpentine.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:33:21 PM): So, where did you read that stuff about working with elements from?
Jack Raynes (11:33:31 PM): Synthesis shop.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:33:40 PM): Ah.
Jack Raynes (11:33:52 PM): Specialty and Collector's items.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:34:03 PM): Out of curiosity, what's your opinion on real world magic?
Jack Raynes (11:34:24 PM): It's pretty much the same as my opinion on real world Jesus.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:34:32 PM): Which is?
Jack Raynes (11:34:50 PM): Absolutely not now make me a sandwich.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:35:02 PM): But what if it's Buddy Christ?
Jack Raynes (11:35:08 PM): Buddy...Holly?
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:35:13 PM): Buddy Christ.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:35:19 PM): Watch Dogma, man.
Jack Raynes (11:35:27 PM): That's for the birds.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:37:23 PM): So, you don't believe in any form of magic, or even the possibility of it?
Jack Raynes (11:37:34 PM): No.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:37:39 PM): Interesting.
Jack Raynes (11:38:56 PM): Is it?
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:41:15 PM): Indeed. I always find the views of others concerning my field of study to be interesting.
Jack Raynes (11:41:26 PM): You study magic?
Jack Raynes (11:41:29 PM): You silly son of a bitch.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:41:31 PM): Qabalah.
Jack Raynes (11:41:33 PM): Don't curse me now!
Jack Raynes (11:41:37 PM): JEW magic!
Jack Raynes (11:41:40 PM): That's even better!
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:42:31 PM): And without the holier than thou attitude of the Catholic Church and Southern Baptists.
Jack Raynes (11:42:42 PM): They have magic too?
Jack Raynes (11:42:44 PM): Goddamn.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:42:47 PM): But I'm not jewish. I'm Episcopalian.
Jack Raynes (11:42:54 PM): You're all queer to me.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:14 PM): Catholicism is nothing but ritual, having lost the will behind it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:22 PM): They're going through the motions.
Jack Raynes (11:43:27 PM): Your fucking religions. They're the same thing except one believe that Christ's left nut hanged lower than his right and another believes the opposite.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:44:48 PM): NO! He was the ultimate follower of the Middle path. His testicles were either level, or one on top of the other!
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:45:08 PM): Some even believe he had three or four nuts.
Jack Raynes (11:45:10 PM): Here we fucking go. Okay, make your case.
Jack Raynes (11:45:18 PM): Prove that Jesus' nuts were level!
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:47 PM): The right nut was known as Hod, and the left as Netzach.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:48:00 PM): Hod means Glory. Netzach means Victory.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:48:38 PM): On the Tree of Life, Hod and Netzach are both above Yesod, the foundation, which is commonly associated on the female body with the vagoo, and on the male body with the penis.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:48:52 PM): You see, Jesus not only had level nuts, but his nuts were over his dick.
Jack Raynes (11:49:06 PM): How could I have been so blind!?

Godhand

02-14-08, 10:18 PM

SuperSonicMatt1: Shyam's threats don't work.
SuperSonicMatt1: I need you to threaten me into posting in Arms of Gold.
Jack Raynes: Post now or I'll fuck your daughter.
SuperSonicMatt1: Right away sir!

Zook Murnig

02-14-08, 11:01 PM

moderndaypaladin (10:54:21 PM): how are you doing?
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:14:27 PM): Threaten me.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:14:35 PM): Like Godhand used to do.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:14:55 PM): TELL ME YOU'LL KILL ME GOD DAMNIT!!!
moderndaypaladin (11:14:56 PM): I'm going to no sell anything you do in the future if you don't do what i'm telling you
moderndaypaladin (11:15:30 PM): I will rape your kids
moderndaypaladin (11:15:39 PM): and spit on the grave of your ancestors
moderndaypaladin (11:15:48 PM): FUCKING GET IT DONE!
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:15:54 PM): You suck at this.

Zook Murnig

02-15-08, 10:03 PM

moderndaypaladin (10:46:07 PM): have you seen Battlestar Gallactica?
moderndaypaladin (10:46:11 PM): yes
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:14 PM): Yes.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:24 PM): Up through season 2.5.
moderndaypaladin (10:46:43 PM): I just started with the first two episodes, its good
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:51 PM): Very frakking good.
moderndaypaladin (10:47:04 PM): its old but neat
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:47:08 PM): Did you watch the long story about the escape from the colonies?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:47:18 PM): Wait, which BG?
moderndaypaladin (10:47:34 PM): The original I think
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:47:38 PM): The old old one? Or the recent one?
moderndaypaladin (10:47:43 PM): there are multiple
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:47:46 PM): Is Starbuck a guy or a girl?
moderndaypaladin (10:47:59 PM): guy I think
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:48:05 PM): And Boomer?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:48:09 PM): Guy or girl?
moderndaypaladin (10:48:10 PM): it has Jane Seymour
moderndaypaladin (10:48:20 PM): don't know who that is
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:48:25 PM): And is Boomer black or asian?
moderndaypaladin (10:48:43 PM): not sure who Boomer is
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:48:52 PM): Then you're watching the old one.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:48:54 PM): Damn.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:49:02 PM): I've seen the newer one.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:49:10 PM): From the Sci-Fi channel.
moderndaypaladin (10:49:23 PM): you should check the old one
moderndaypaladin (10:49:30 PM): NBC.com
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:49:37 PM): *shrug*
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:50:00 PM): From what I've heard, it was just kind of leeching off of the popularity of Star Wars.
moderndaypaladin (10:51:07 PM): well the new one leeched off the old one :P
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:51:24 PM): But improved upon it!
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:51:52 PM): You should check the new one.
moderndaypaladin (10:51:59 PM): I can't
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:52:04 PM): Why not?
moderndaypaladin (10:52:08 PM): no TV
moderndaypaladin (10:52:16 PM): the old one is on the interweb
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:52:27 PM): I haven't watched it on TV, either. I've watched it on DVD.
moderndaypaladin (10:52:44 PM): I'll see if I can get them
moderndaypaladin (10:52:54 PM): they should be fairly easy to rent
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:53:16 PM): Make sure to watch the whole intro miniseries, paying close attention to detail.
moderndaypaladin (10:53:29 PM): they're going to Earth
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:53:46 PM): Yeah. But there's doubt as to whether it even exists.
moderndaypaladin (10:53:54 PM): it exists
moderndaypaladin (10:54:05 PM): where are we?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:54:10 PM): How do you know it exists in their universe?
moderndaypaladin (10:54:32 PM): because it does in ours
moderndaypaladin (10:54:37 PM): and theirs is based on ours
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:54:49 PM): How do you know that theirs actually IS ours?
moderndaypaladin (10:55:09 PM): the same way I know we're not living in the Matrix
moderndaypaladin (10:55:12 PM): I guess
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:56:24 PM): How do you even know our universe exists?
moderndaypaladin (10:56:33 PM): I don't
moderndaypaladin (10:56:37 PM): I guess
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:57:03 PM): How do you even know that you exist?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:57:09 PM): How do you know that I exist?
moderndaypaladin (10:57:14 PM): I don't
moderndaypaladin (10:57:17 PM): I guess
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:57:20 PM): How do you know that your penis exists?
moderndaypaladin (10:57:33 PM): because all the ladies want it
moderndaypaladin (10:57:43 PM): I know your penis exists thanks to Cory

Karuka

02-15-08, 10:23 PM

Oberst Christoph (11:07:42 PM): We need to do a Chris-Karu thread where Chris feeds her something with lots of sugar.
Oberst Christoph (11:07:53 PM): And lets her try coffee.
Loquelf (11:08:04 PM): Ooooooooh dear.
Oberst Christoph (11:08:11 PM): I foresee a lot of dialogue without punctuation.
Loquelf (11:08:13 PM): Even current Karuka would be bouncing off the walls.
Loquelf (11:08:31 PM): Are you kidding?
Loquelf (11:08:39 PM): Dialogue without SPACES between words.
Oberst Christoph (11:08:48 PM): Lol!
Loquelf (11:09:25 PM): He's going to regret it.
Oberst Christoph (11:10:10 PM): It'll be fun, though.
Loquelf (11:10:18 PM): Yeah.
Loquelf (11:11:08 PM): vroomvroomvroomBOING!BOINGBOINGBOING!*chatterchatt erchatterchatterchatter*
Oberst Christoph (11:12:12 PM): Chris: o.o
Oberst Christoph (11:12:16 PM): *hides behind bar*

BlackAndBlueEyes

02-15-08, 10:25 PM

Midvalley20 (10:49:52 PM): Oh dear god run for the hills.
Oberst Christoph (10:50:14 PM): Huh?
Midvalley20 (10:50:26 PM): They're actually going through with the Dragon Ball Z live action movie.
Oberst Christoph (10:50:35 PM): o.o.....
Midvalley20 (10:50:54 PM): Chow Yun-Fat as fucking Roshi...
Oberst Christoph (10:51:34 PM): -.-
Midvalley20 (10:51:38 PM): No.
Midvalley20 (10:51:40 PM): It's not going to work.
Oberst Christoph (10:54:38 PM): Yeah... we need to murder the producers

(potty break)

Oberst Christoph (11:21:44 PM): So... how about that murder?
Midvalley20 (11:21:56 PM): Already five steps and a bloody hatchet ahead of ya
Oberst Christoph (11:22:08 PM): Lol.

Godhand

02-17-08, 01:12 PM

Jack Raynes: Man, I am hell of tired.
moderndaypaladin: how long have you been up
Jack Raynes: Since nine.
moderndaypaladin: damn man
moderndaypaladin: wait which 9?
Jack Raynes: Yesterday's.
moderndaypaladin: damn man

Nirov

02-18-08, 11:05 AM

AngelicMalice15 (11:49:15 AM): Your Mary Sue Score: 513
Jack Raynes (11:49:25 AM): OHHHH SHIIIIIIIT
AngelicMalice15 (11:49:34 AM): "71 points or more: Irredeemable-Sue. You're going to have to start over, my friend. I know you want to keep writing, but no. Just no."
Jack Raynes (11:50:22 AM): Fuck you.

BlackAndBlueEyes

02-18-08, 10:24 PM

Midvalley20 (11:09:03 PM): *lvl 5 poke of annoyance*
Sukoda Fox (11:09:17 PM): *lvl 8 bite of supreme hate*
Midvalley20 (11:09:26 PM): oh shiiiii--!
Midvalley20 (11:14:13 PM): *LIMIT BREAK: Super Shin Kick... of DOOOOOOOOOOM*
Sukoda Fox (11:15:16 PM): *LIMT BREAK: rape*
Midvalley20 (11:15:35 PM): I equipped my rape blocker beforehand.
Midvalley20 (11:15:44 PM): Maxed out stats and everything.
Sukoda Fox (11:16:06 PM): *LIMIT BREAK: mind melting guru of destruction*
Midvalley20 (11:16:32 PM): Besides, I want my first time to be meaningful and full of passion, not a quickie on the chatroom floor without any sort of protection or sweet talk.
Midvalley20 (11:16:58 PM): My mind is already shattered. Your attack is not very effective...
Sukoda Fox (11:17:22 PM): oh fuck it *gives you rezor blades*
Sukoda Fox (11:17:27 PM): *razor
Midvalley20 (11:17:38 PM): Yay! Hold on, lemme test these fuckers out...
Midvalley20 (11:17:41 PM): ow
Midvalley20 (11:17:44 PM): ow
Midvalley20 (11:17:56 PM): hold on, this one's blunt... you've been using it?
Midvalley20 (11:18:07 PM): no, wait, i was using the wrong edge... silly me.
Midvalley20 (11:18:23 PM): yep, these'll do nicely
Midvalley20 (11:18:26 PM): thanks ^^

HikariAngel

02-19-08, 12:00 AM

[00:40] ph34r t3h cute ones: I hope you know what Monica is going to want to do with all that fabric and material back there...
[00:40] Raven Adventwings: Nya?
[00:40] Raven Adventwings: Hoy!
[00:41] Raven Adventwings: I didn't think Millie (or even me) thought about that! O_O;
[00:41] ph34r t3h cute ones: hahahaha
[00:41] Raven Adventwings: Well, that's Millie to ya
[00:41] ph34r t3h cute ones: don't worry... she has _decent_ self control
[00:41] ph34r t3h cute ones: she'll only run rampant for about one minute tops
[00:42] Raven Adventwings: lol
[00:42] Raven Adventwings: Poor Millie. XD

Skie and Avery

02-19-08, 08:36 PM

God bless Yahoo Messenger. Someone messaged me out of the blue, with a strange opening line. This is the entire conversation.

freak_who_likes_to_suffer: Hi, would you like to watch me suffer?
Manders: Not today, plzkthnx
freak_who_likes_to_suffer: wghen will u have time
Manders: Is Thurday good for you?
freak_who_likes_to_suffer: yes
Manders: I'll pencil you in for 7ish. Kay, kiss kiss take care.

Karuka

02-20-08, 07:29 AM

This is what happens when you're talking to a Brit before noon.

Kaymiril/Karuka says:
I ought to go to breakfast.
If you will not serve on the frontline, then you shall serve on the firing line! says:
surely, lunch?
Kaymiril/Karuka says:
It's 8 in the morning over here.
If you will not serve on the frontline, then you shall serve on the firing line! says:
ah
Kaymiril/Karuka says:
I know it's like...1 pm over there...but I'm in America.

Saxon

02-21-08, 03:17 PM

[16:00] Sirusv2ptO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LdwGUXoXyA
[16:00] angelicmalice15: If I click this
[16:00] angelicmalice15: And there is a fat man dancing
[16:00] angelicmalice15: I will beat you
[16:00] Sirusv2ptO: Lol.
[16:00] Sirusv2ptO: Its your birthday, I'm giving you a break.
[16:00] angelicmalice15: I sent you that song like a week ago!
[16:00] angelicmalice15: Everyone loves that song
[16:00] Sirusv2ptO: You did?
[16:01] angelicmalice15: You were probably too engrossed watching fat men
[16:03] Sirusv2ptO: heh
[16:03] Sirusv2ptO: Sex with clowns, Cory.
[16:03] Sirusv2ptO: Sex with clowns.
[16:03] angelicmalice15: You know, no.
[16:03] angelicmalice15: Just, no.
[16:03] Sirusv2ptO: Face paint and blow jobs, its the perfect combination!
[16:04] Sirusv2ptO: The only thing that could make it any better is if her breasts honked when I squeezed them.
[16:04] Sirusv2ptO: I'd laugh and clap my hands, damn it.
[16:04] angelicmalice15: The clowns fucking the retarded.

Karuka

02-21-08, 10:44 PM

Loquelf (11:29:19 PM): Lol. My fish doesn't like pennies.
DraconianCyrus (11:31:31 PM): Your fish is a bit of a prick, there
Loquelf (11:31:58 PM): Yeah. But he is a betta.
DraconianCyrus (11:32:30 PM): betta
DraconianCyrus (11:32:31 PM): ?
Loquelf (11:32:49 PM): Siamese Fighting Fish.
DraconianCyrus (11:36:32 PM): Ew grossssssssssss
Loquelf (11:36:37 PM): ?
DraconianCyrus (11:40:47 PM): It doesn't sound delicious at all

Camella

02-22-08, 06:51 AM

This wasn't really an IM chat, but it was in the party chat when I played World of Warcraft once,
Other guy: I'll be okay, ho
Other guy: *Tho
Camella: No, I think you were correct the first time. Lol

Godhand

02-22-08, 04:05 PM

TamsSaysToYou: Everyone I know, everyone in my class, even people I've talked to once on the phone, they're always all, Oh, Gina, you're so cute!
Jack Raynes: I didn't say cute. I said adorable.
TamsSaysToYou: One of these days I'm going on a murderous rampage to spite you all.
Jack Raynes: Cute implies I might fuck you.
Jack Raynes: But I haven't seen your picture so that's a bit of a stretch.
Jack Raynes: And I don't want to see your picture, either!
TamsSaysToYou: ^^; Why is that?
Jack Raynes: Right now you're Rachel Weisz in my head.

TamsSaysToYou: Haha, I have some dorky-ass pictures in here.
Jack Raynes: Link me.
Jack Raynes: You big dork.
Jack Raynes: You better not be fat!

Jack Raynes: You're right; you are a fucking dork,.
Jack Raynes: But at least you're not a fatty.
TamsSaysToYou: And fucking proud to be a dork.
TamsSaysToYou: What's wrong with fat people?
Jack Raynes: Fat chicks break dicks, Tam.

Jack Raynes: God you're adorable.
Jack Raynes: I kind of want to ruffle your hair.
TamsSaysToYou: FUCK stop that.
Jack Raynes: So there you go.
Jack Raynes: Hair...Ruffle. I'm not putting it between asterisks because only fucking stupid assholes do that.
TamsSaysToYou: Whatever, it's fun to do.
Jack Raynes: Ho ho!
Jack Raynes: I didn't know you were one of those assholes! That just makes it better!

Godhand

02-22-08, 04:09 PM

TamsSaysToYou: HAH you fucker you posted in IM Convos.
TamsSaysToYou signed off at 5:08:35 PM.
TamsSaysToYou signed on at 5:08:38 PM.
Jack Raynes: I thought you blocked me.
Jack Raynes: I was so scared.
Jack Raynes: Why would you do that to me?

Jack Raynes: Okay, I'm tired of playing internet footsie.
Jack Raynes: You got something interesting to say?
Jack Raynes: I better be captivated.
TamsSaysToYou: .....
TamsSaysToYou: :D
TamsSaysToYou: There.
Jack Raynes: RONG!

BlackAndBlueEyes

02-22-08, 11:18 PM

Oberst Christoph (12:05:56 AM): I told Witchy to rape you, and then she wanted to know what was wrong with you.
Oberst Christoph (12:06:03 AM): To which I replied "what isn't?"
Midvalley20 (12:06:12 AM): lmao
Midvalley20 (12:06:13 AM): Sukoda Fox (12:04:36 AM): *runs in, pins you down, rapes you and leaves*
Midvalley20 (12:04:44 AM): WTFHAX
Midvalley20 (12:06:18 AM): i was wondering what that was all about
Oberst Christoph (12:06:29 AM): hahaha
Oberst Christoph (12:06:50 AM): I expect to see some hott lesbian action in your battles.
Midvalley20 (12:07:23 AM): Are you sure you'd want a prude individual like myself write a lesbian sex scene?
Midvalley20 (12:09:43 AM): I can't imagine Madison saying, "Please be gentle. It's my first time."
Midvalley20 (12:10:01 AM): There'd also be a whole bunch of "What the hell is that thing?"
Oberst Christoph (12:10:16 AM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (12:10:23 AM): And I'm pretty sure some of the reference chats I would have with, say, *name deleted*, would make the random IM convo thread.
Oberst Christoph (12:10:23 AM): You could do it.
Oberst Christoph (12:10:30 AM): You wrote Nadia, after all.
Oberst Christoph (12:10:50 AM): lol
Midvalley20 (12:11:27 AM): I think I'd have to ask the other person to bunny Madison for the entire thread.
Oberst Christoph (12:11:45 AM): Lol...
Oberst Christoph (12:11:56 AM): Need I repeat that you CREATED Nadia.
Oberst Christoph (12:12:20 AM): Just let loose all those repressed urges.
Midvalley20 (12:12:20 AM): And there's only so many metaphors that even fuckin' Letho could come up with to describe Maddy's flat chest.
Oberst Christoph (12:12:37 AM): lol! So? All th emore fun.
Midvalley20 (12:13:38 AM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (12:13:57 AM): As for my repressed urges, I have deviantart.
Oberst Christoph (12:14:30 AM): Lol!
Oberst Christoph (12:14:42 AM): This should go in the random IM thread.
Midvalley20 (12:14:48 AM): I was thinking the same thing.
Oberst Christoph (12:15:19 AM): Wait, I need to insert the obligatory line...
Oberst Christoph (12:15:30 AM): Your MOM should go in the Random IM thread!
Midvalley20 (12:15:39 AM): you just killed it

Cyrus the virus

02-23-08, 12:16 AM

DraconianCyrus: So is your friend hot?
Loquelf: Amber?
Loquelf: If you like girls with blue eyes and short, light brown hair, yes.
DraconianCyrus: How short?
Loquelf: Comes a little past her chin.
DraconianCyrus: Is she a tubby or petite or what?
DraconianCyrus: Speed it up, there!
Loquelf: Petite.
Loquelf: Probably about 5'5".
DraconianCyrus: Now
DraconianCyrus: Does she have an accent?
Loquelf: A tiny tiny bit of a Southern drawl.
DraconianCyrus: Oooh... Southern.
DraconianCyrus: So what's up?

Saxon

02-23-08, 01:12 PM

The following conversation occurred during and after Cory handed me a quiz on Zombie survival;

[13:23] angelicmalice15: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/viewer.php?id=425802&key=KuQoYzXzVtOzhxbStiOGYzNzcxNWYyQjAwNDIrNV9xNGIz MzE7Qjk2QlYxOzJWODJiNzI2ZjcrVnFfOTQxbTk5MzQ5OTQ5MQ %3D%3D
[13:23] angelicmalice15: Grim137 and I took it
[13:32] Sirusv2ptO: I got a B physically and a C mentally
[13:32] angelicmalice15: next
[13:33] Sirusv2ptO: Experience; D.
[13:33] Sirusv2ptO: Emotional; F.
[13:33] Sirusv2ptO: " Your mantra is,' Numbness is the path to survival.'
[13:33] Sirusv2ptO: I got a Z+
[13:34] Sirusv2ptO: " Your knowledge, strength, and will to survival is unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holocaust to remove you from the face of the Earth. Zombies don't stand a chance.
[13:34] angelicmalice15: Same final. C and C for mental and physical
[13:34] angelicmalice15: b in experience
[13:35] angelicmalice15: f in emotional
[13:36] Sirusv2ptO: Yeah, I don't try to 'save' those who have been bit
[13:36] Sirusv2ptO: I shoot them.
[13:37] Sirusv2ptO: However
[13:37] Sirusv2ptO: if someone was surrounded by zombies, I'd try to distract the zombies
[13:37] angelicmalice15: AHAH
[13:37] angelicmalice15: Yeah
[13:37] angelicmalice15: Hope you're not that person and I'm not nearby
[13:37] angelicmalice15: I'd probably just keep walking
[13:37] angelicmalice15: Wave goodbye or something
[13:39] Sirusv2ptO: I also chose to travel by day
[13:41] angelicmalice15: Exactly
[13:41] angelicmalice15: Thank you
[13:41] angelicmalice15: I'd rather have the advantage
[13:41] Sirusv2ptO: you don't travel by night
[13:41] Sirusv2ptO: Its stupid
[13:41] angelicmalice15: Zombies smell
[13:41] angelicmalice15: And you can't see them
[13:41] Sirusv2ptO: You can't see for one and secondly your not as alert during the night as your are during the day.
[13:42] Sirusv2ptO: Third, your senses become numbed during the later parts of the day.
[13:42] angelicmalice15: I'd start out as soon as there was enough light to see.
[13:42] angelicmalice15: And pack up when it even began to dim
[13:43] Sirusv2ptO: I'd fortify my house, try to get as much information as possible and then probe the city during the day.
[13:43] Sirusv2ptO: If there was any hope of a military base and what not I'd go.
[13:43] angelicmalice15: I live in a large enough city
[13:43] Sirusv2ptO: When I saw the hospital I laughed.
[13:43] angelicmalice15: I couldn't leave easily
[13:43] Sirusv2ptO: You don't go to a HOSPITAL
[13:43] Sirusv2ptO: where the infected are being treated
[13:43] angelicmalice15: Church is funny
[13:43] Sirusv2ptO: I figured the church or house would be the best choices.
[13:43] angelicmalice15: Unless the church is an NRA supporter, I'm not going to it.
[13:43] Sirusv2ptO: Not for prayer.
[13:44] Sirusv2ptO: but because its easy to fortify and they are out of the way.
[13:44] angelicmalice15: House is always the best
[13:44] angelicmalice15: My apartment is hard as hell to break into
[13:44] Sirusv2ptO: I live in a rural town, so the chances of an outbreak happening are nil.
[13:45] angelicmalice15: But that's a place I would not want to be when the big hordes come
[13:45] Sirusv2ptO: Chances are, the outbreak would either trickle down from Cleveland or come steadily up from Columbus.
[13:45] Sirusv2ptO: Either way, I'd be in the first car I could find heading towards Alaska.
[13:45] angelicmalice15: Cars, no.
[13:45] angelicmalice15: Clogged roadways
[13:45] Sirusv2ptO: I chose a motorcycle.
[13:45] Sirusv2ptO: But
[13:45] angelicmalice15: I was stupid for picking trucks
[13:46] Sirusv2ptO: you have to keep in mind that I live in a rural community
[13:46] angelicmalice15: But I like having metal inbetween me and the dead
[13:46] Sirusv2ptO: as long as I keep off the mainroads and away from big cities, I could get there.
[13:46] angelicmalice15: I would so break into the first place I could and get myself an airplane
[13:46] angelicmalice15: I would point a gun to some heads
[13:46] angelicmalice15: And steal Fox news' private jet
[13:46] Sirusv2ptO: lol
[13:47] Sirusv2ptO: I don't know how to fly
[13:47] Sirusv2ptO: and I wouldn't trust a plane anyway
[13:47] Sirusv2ptO: theres a reason why we have ATCs.
[13:47] angelicmalice15: I'd also try to hijack a boat
[13:47] angelicmalice15: And get myself to an oil rig.
[13:48] Sirusv2ptO: No food.
[13:48] angelicmalice15: That's why you bring it.
[13:48] Sirusv2ptO: But interesting answer.
[13:48] angelicmalice15: The places are supplied
[13:48] Sirusv2ptO: Not forever.
[13:48] angelicmalice15: They should have something from the crew
[13:48] angelicmalice15: You'd go back occasionally
[13:48] angelicmalice15: And there's always fishing
[13:49] Sirusv2ptO: At best they are stocked for a few months to a year to compensate with the fact that if a storm comes and they are grounded they can't eat metal or oil.
[13:49] Sirusv2ptO: Naw, the other problem is the oil rig itself
[13:49] Sirusv2ptO: It has made so much noise when it worked that the wildlife probably stay away from it.
[13:50] Sirusv2ptO: plus, you always have to take into account that a crew would probably be there.
[13:50] Sirusv2ptO: I think Alaska is the best place to go, or somewhere cold.
[13:50] Sirusv2ptO: Little population, some wildlife, etc.
[13:51] angelicmalice15: I do own the zombie survival guide
[13:51] Sirusv2ptO: As long as you managed to clear out an area you could live out your life with little worry of zombies, I really doubt they go anywhere cold.
[13:51] Sirusv2ptO: I want one, haha.
[13:51] Sirusv2ptO: What does it say?
[13:51] angelicmalice15: I remember there was a chapter in here somewhere about oil rigs
[13:51] angelicmalice15: But
[13:52] angelicmalice15: It does say you need to know a lot about the ocean
[13:52] Sirusv2ptO: Yes.
[13:52] Sirusv2ptO: And have fuel to get there and go back.
[13:52] Sirusv2ptO: You do NOT want to be stranded.
[13:53] angelicmalice15: Tundra is the best terrian
[13:53] angelicmalice15: Zombies freeze.
[13:53] angelicmalice15: If you can keep warm and they can't
[13:53] angelicmalice15: They won't move until thaw
[13:53] Sirusv2ptO: exactly
[13:53] Sirusv2ptO: Which is why I'd go to alaska
[13:53] angelicmalice15: Long days
[13:54] Sirusv2ptO: and if necessary I'd move across the bering strait into Russia.
[13:54] angelicmalice15: Fuck that
[13:54] angelicmalice15: Artic
[13:54] Sirusv2ptO: Its an option.
[13:54] angelicmalice15: arctic*
[13:54] angelicmalice15: All the way north or south
[13:54] angelicmalice15: Get yourself a research base
[13:54] angelicmalice15: Kill some seals or penguins
[13:55] Sirusv2ptO: Alaska is a taiga/tundra, and it is slightly warmer than Antartica. Plus, in antartica there is NO wild life.
[13:55] Sirusv2ptO: The military occupies research labs and bases in Antartica during the winter shutdown when planes/helicopters cannot fly to and from.
[13:56] angelicmalice15: Research stations are fun
[13:56] angelicmalice15: Come out in a year
[13:56] angelicmalice15: Fly back to see how things are going
[13:56] Sirusv2ptO: I'd rather be somewhere where I have the elements to my advantage but not hindered by them.
[13:57] Sirusv2ptO: The only other thing I think you could say would be a good place to go are the scarcely populated states.
[13:57] Sirusv2ptO: New Mexico, Nebraska, Montana, Arkansas.
[13:57] angelicmalice15: Not anywhere hot
[13:57] angelicmalice15: Water is a problem
[13:57] Sirusv2ptO: True.
[13:57] Sirusv2ptO: But you get my point.
[13:57] angelicmalice15: In a frozen place, you just cup some snow
[13:58] angelicmalice15: Of course, I'd rather stay and defend a city
[13:58] angelicmalice15: Christ, I might just go to europe and try and occupy a castle
[13:59] Sirusv2ptO: lol
[13:59] Sirusv2ptO: If I had the choice.
[13:59] Sirusv2ptO: Alaska for starters. Move into russia and move slowly west.
[13:59] Sirusv2ptO: I figure Poland or some place in central europe would be the best place to stay.
[14:00] angelicmalice15: Nah. You might just find a very large horde of chinese on your tail
[14:00] Sirusv2ptO: and if in trouble, I could easily move back east and back into the cold.
[14:00] Sirusv2ptO: China and Russia are seperated by a large chain of mountains. =P
[14:00] angelicmalice15: Zombies would walk through the ocean
[14:00] Sirusv2ptO: In fact, I'm pretty sure those mountains are damn near impossible to pass.
[14:00] angelicmalice15: And get up on the other side
[14:01] Sirusv2ptO: They can't swim and currents would carry them off.
[14:01] angelicmalice15: They can walk, actually
[14:01] angelicmalice15: So says the zombie survival guide.
[14:01] angelicmalice15: And
[14:01] angelicmalice15: Land of the Dead
[14:01] angelicmalice15: That was a scary fucking scene
[14:01] angelicmalice15: Where the zombies just walked through the river
[14:01] Sirusv2ptO: I wouldn't rely on that.
[14:01] Sirusv2ptO: I think in the best case scenario
[14:01] angelicmalice15: You...you wouldn't rely on a Romero movie?
[14:02] Sirusv2ptO: I'd try to start a town in Alaska with other survivors.
[14:02] angelicmalice15: I'll be sure to raid you.
[14:02] Sirusv2ptO: Thought you were going to stay in a city? =P
[14:02] angelicmalice15: That all depends on the military effectiveness
[14:02] angelicmalice15: My city's near boston
[14:02] angelicmalice15: If the police and military don't act fast
[14:03] angelicmalice15: Cambridge is smoked.
[14:03] Sirusv2ptO: Cory
[14:03] angelicmalice15: And while the river does provide some protection, I wouldn';t be surprised to see the zombies going through the subway tunnels
[14:03] Sirusv2ptO: I'm willing to put money on the theory that there are actual documented scenarios and plans for government personnel in the military.
[14:04] Sirusv2ptO: in case of a zombie infestation.
[14:04] Sirusv2ptO: Its laughable.
[14:04] Sirusv2ptO: But I bet there is some sort of talk about it. =P
[14:04] angelicmalice15: I should learn how to ride a horse
[14:04] angelicmalice15: That'd be effect.
[14:04] angelicmalice15: But the guide says you need to be an expert
[14:04] angelicmalice15: Or else the horse will get spooked
[14:04] Sirusv2ptO: Bleh
[14:05] Sirusv2ptO: I don't like horses.
[14:05] angelicmalice15: A fueless means of transport?
[14:05] Sirusv2ptO: have to feed them and they get scared.
[14:05] Sirusv2ptO: They are a nice idea.
[14:05] Sirusv2ptO: But unless you have a permanent food source, your fucked.
[14:05] angelicmalice15: Grass...?
[14:06] angelicmalice15: Horses eat grass...
[14:07] Sirusv2ptO: Okay, lets say your traveling through a tundra.
[14:07] Sirusv2ptO: What grass, where?
[14:08] angelicmalice15: Why is there a horse in the tundra!?
[14:08] Sirusv2ptO: Horses are ideal with travelling through the United States but are useless in extreme heat or extreme cold.
[14:08] angelicmalice15: And it'd be used when you get to the warmer plains of southern russia
[14:08] Sirusv2ptO: Until then.
[14:09] Sirusv2ptO: Mechanical vehicles are best.
[14:09] angelicmalice15: Or a bike
[14:10] Sirusv2ptO: I am NOT riding a bike across the Bering Strait

Karuka

02-23-08, 02:23 PM

Loquelf (3:19:57 PM): !
Alcoholic Slayer (3:20:05 PM): ?!?!?!
Alcoholic Slayer (3:20:07 PM): !!!!!
Loquelf (3:20:08 PM): SOmeone left a Big Bird apple juice on my door.
Loquelf (3:20:11 PM): This makes me happy. ^_^
Alcoholic Slayer (3:20:16 PM): Haha. What?

HikariAngel

02-23-08, 06:08 PM

[19:06] hikariangel802: My brain is melting, and it's not your fault this time!
[19:07] AWarpedMind: LIES!
[19:07] AWarpedMind: FILTHY, SCANDALOUS, SLANDER-RIDDEN LIES!

Zook Murnig

02-23-08, 08:50 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (9:39:27 PM): "John 1, King James Version
5 And the light shineth in the darkness, and the darkness comprehendeth it not."
moderndaypaladin (9:39:44 PM): whats this supposed to be?
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:40:13 PM): I've decided that the only way to win an argument with my parents is to do it the way any God-fearing Christian would.
moderndaypaladin (9:40:19 PM): what is that?
moderndaypaladin (9:40:21 PM): through the bible?
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:40:33 PM): Quote scripture that has nothing to do with the argument until they shut up and wander off.
moderndaypaladin (9:40:41 PM): hahaha well done
moderndaypaladin (9:40:47 PM): it vaguely resembles courage
moderndaypaladin (9:40:55 PM): I'm proud of you
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:41:07 PM): The light shineth in the darkness, and the darkness comprehendeth it not.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:41:19 PM): Let he who has never sinned cast the first stone.
moderndaypaladin (9:41:30 PM): alright
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:41:32 PM): And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:41:50 PM): Greater love has no one than this, than to lay one's life down for his friends.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:42:26 PM): Rejoice that your names are written in heaven.
moderndaypaladin (9:42:30 PM): dude...
moderndaypaladin (9:42:37 PM): are you going to start talkign to me like this?
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:42:46 PM): Rejoice!
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:43:08 PM): Your name is written in heaven!
moderndaypaladin (9:44:13 PM): I'll rejoice when you stop doing that
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:45:16 PM): For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him, should not perish, but have everlasting life.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:47:16 PM): This will be a time for you to bear testimony. Settle it therefore in your minds, not to meditate beforehand how to answer; for I will give you a mouth and wisdom, which none of your adversaries will be able to withstand or contradict. You will be betrayed even by parents and brothers, relatives and friends; and they will put some of you to death. And you will be hated by all for My name's sake. But not a hair of your head shall be lost. By your endurance you will gain your lives.
moderndaypaladin (9:47:59 PM): whatever you fucking win
moderndaypaladin (9:48:06 PM): now please shut up before I block you forever

Empyrean

02-24-08, 01:45 PM

Was going through an old IM for art specifics and found this golden oldie:

TamsSaysToYou (10:02:18 PM): Telling me to stick a pen in my vaj. isn't really an insult.
TamsSaysToYou (10:02:20 PM): It's just weird.
AngelicMalice15 (10:02:35 PM): Are you turned on by it?
TamsSaysToYou (10:02:46 PM): When you're involved, never.
AngelicMalice15 (10:02:53 PM): Cause I'm hard as a rock.
TamsSaysToYou (10:03:03 PM): I think you're a closet straight.
TamsSaysToYou (10:03:08 PM): I just keep seeing more and more proof, really.
AngelicMalice15 (10:03:22 PM): I want to penetrate your vulva
AngelicMalice15 (10:04:04 PM): Is that right?
TamsSaysToYou (10:04:10 PM): Okay, nevermind, maybe you really are gay. That was not at all a turn on.
AngelicMalice15 (10:04:39 PM): I want to thrust my penis into your urethra, right?
AngelicMalice15 (10:04:45 PM): Is that it?
TamsSaysToYou (10:04:57 PM): Not even close, man.
AngelicMalice15 (10:05:05 PM): Volvo?
TamsSaysToYou (10:05:42 PM): If you wanna get arrested, yeah, that'd be the thing to say to a woman trying to park.
TamsSaysToYou (10:09:38 PM): Guess you can't be a straight guy....sorry for your inadequacy, hon.
AngelicMalice15 (10:10:50 PM): I'll ride your volvo all night
TamsSaysToYou (10:11:31 PM): Now I'm just picturing you holding onto the top of a Volvo for dear life as it speeds up to 100 mph, you screaming your ass off.
AngelicMalice15 (10:11:57 PM): Is that straight sex?
TamsSaysToYou (10:12:44 PM): Only if you're into that kinda thing

Witchblade

02-24-08, 05:02 PM

Sukoda Fox: why is your name no longer italicized?
moderndaypaladin: because I got sacked
Sukoda Fox: o.O
Sukoda Fox: I somehow don't believe you.
moderndaypaladin: I basically told Madison to fuck off
moderndaypaladin: and that he has no right to judge threads
moderndaypaladin: so he fired me
Sukoda Fox: >.>
Sukoda Fox: umm... buh?
moderndaypaladin: well sorry
Sukoda Fox: why are you sorry?
Sukoda Fox: I just find this kind of ridiculous.
moderndaypaladin: to be demodded
moderndaypaladin: I just feel bad about it
moderndaypaladin: because now who will judge?
Sukoda Fox: what is he judging?
moderndaypaladin: nothing in particular
moderndaypaladin: its the concept of the thing
Sukoda Fox: but hasn't he been around long enough to judge?
Sukoda Fox: this kind of seems rather ridiculously childish on Madison's behalf.
moderndaypaladin: maybe, but whatever
moderndaypaladin: I didn't want to be a mod anyways
Sukoda Fox: you didn't? Oh...
moderndaypaladin: I figured, eh, might as well bitch out madison and be fired
moderndaypaladin: it'll be epic win
Sukoda Fox: ...
moderndaypaladin: actually, I'm joking about the whole thing
Sukoda Fox: ...
moderndaypaladin: I got moved to the "super moderator" user group

Godhand

02-24-08, 05:11 PM

Sukoda Fox: awesome
Sukoda Fox: now I just have to patiently wait until someone approves my item.
Sukoda Fox: *waits*
Sukoda Fox: *waits*
Jack Raynes: Stop it.
Sukoda Fox: *waits*
Jack Raynes: Blocked.
Sukoda Fox signed off at 6:11:14 PM.

Witchblade

02-24-08, 05:13 PM

Jack Raynes signed on at 6:11:49 PM.
Sukoda Fox: *waits*
Jack Raynes: Okay, that's it.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Jack Raynes signed off at 6:12:13 PM.

Godhand

02-24-08, 05:25 PM

SuperSonicMatt1: It was good.
Jack Raynes: That answer was terse, meaning it was bad.
Jack Raynes: What didn't you like?
SuperSonicMatt1: That answer was terse, meaning I'm busy with other things.
Jack Raynes: Ahh.
Jack Raynes: Wait, no. Fuck you, I take precedence.
SuperSonicMatt1: Not this time.
SuperSonicMatt1: Wait, no. Fuck you, not ever.

Witchblade

02-25-08, 08:00 AM

Sukoda Fox: Good morning
Midvalley20: Gmorning
Sukoda Fox: what up?
Midvalley20: not a whole lot. just finished brekky. you?
Sukoda Fox: just about to eat some breakie.
Midvalley20: nom nom!
Sukoda Fox: Honey nut Cheerios for the win!
Midvalley20: i havent' had those in a long time
Midvalley20: cocoa puffs and count chocula for the mega win
Sukoda Fox: ew, Reese Peanut Butter Cups to the win of infinity!
Midvalley20: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups looks up to Cinnamon Toast Crunch like it was its god
Sukoda Fox: Cinnamon Toast Crunch bows down to the master known as Vector.
Midvalley20: lol
Sukoda Fox: :p

Godhand

02-25-08, 09:13 PM

Jack Raynes: I just challenged everyone in the Dajas Pagoda to fight.
JadedJuri: lol I somehow doubt a single person will take you up on it
Jack Raynes: No one did.
Jack Raynes: Now everybody's mad at me.

Midvalley20: BTW, I'm going to request the option of screaming "piss off" to a challenger after my next battle.
Jack Raynes: I don't think you guys got much credibility after that little display.

moderndaypaladin: wow, I never realized how easy it would be for us to show up the Pagoda
Jack Raynes: Took like twelve minutes.
moderndaypaladin: I know

Godhand

02-25-08, 09:21 PM

AngelicMalice15: Then Godhand would lay Lucien down by a warm fire
Jack Raynes: Stop.
Jack Raynes: Stop.
Jack Raynes: In the name of love.
Jack Raynes: Stop.
Jack Raynes: Before you break my heart.
AngelicMalice15: The music sets in, it's hard at first, jumping and powerful. Rythmic thrusts.
AngelicMalice15: It slows, coyly as Godhand's calloused and gin soaked hands approach
Jack Raynes: Sigh.
Jack Raynes: I knew it would come to this eventually.
AngelicMalice15 signed off at 10:20:59 PM.

BlackAndBlueEyes

02-25-08, 10:11 PM

Midvalley20 (11:07:19 PM): *turns off the lights, burns some candles and incense, puts some 70's RnB classics in the cd player, and rapes you... passionately*
Sukoda Fox (11:07:49 PM): *blinks* Finally!

---

Sukoda Fox (11:08:29 PM): I... have been raped. o.o
Midvalley20 (11:08:54 PM): *zips pants back up*
Sukoda Fox (11:09:32 PM): *lights a cigarette* was it as good for you as it weas for me, baby?
Oberst Christoph (11:09:37 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (11:09:59 PM): *reaches for t.v. remote* sure, whatever you say. i'll call you after work.
Midvalley20 (11:10:04 PM): what was your name again?
Oberst Christoph (11:10:08 PM): HAHAHA!
Sukoda Fox (11:10:13 PM): ...
Sukoda Fox (11:10:16 PM) has left the room.
Oberst Christoph (11:10:21 PM): DAMN YOU!
Midvalley20 (11:10:23 PM): lol. i have the touch.

Ave Versus Christus

02-25-08, 10:39 PM

AngelicMalice15 (11:33:38 PM): I've decided to be the new Godhand
Jack Raynes (11:33:42 PM): WHAT!?
AngelicMalice15 (11:33:47 PM): Yeah, sorry.
AngelicMalice15 (11:33:56 PM): I've been practicing, see?
Jack Raynes (11:33:59 PM): I'm the new Godhand! I'm the old Godhand!
Jack Raynes (11:34:01 PM): Fuck you!
AngelicMalice15 (11:34:03 PM): "NIGGER, JEW, KYKE, FAG, DYKE"
AngelicMalice15 (11:34:07 PM): Nigger nigger fag fag
Jack Raynes (11:34:10 PM): FUCK YOU, NIGGER!
AngelicMalice15 (11:34:14 PM): FUCK YOU NIGRA
Jack Raynes (11:34:20 PM): You...You...
Jack Raynes (11:34:26 PM): DOUBLE NIGGER!!!
AngelicMalice15 (11:34:30 PM): Hey Shyam
AngelicMalice15 (11:34:36 PM): What do we think of that?
Jack Raynes (11:34:42 PM): Shyam!
AngelicMalice15 (11:34:45 PM): Shyam!
Jack Raynes (11:34:47 PM): Shyam!
AngelicMalice15 (11:34:50 PM): Shyam!
Jack Raynes (11:34:50 PM): Shyam!
AngelicMalice15 (11:34:53 PM): Shyam!
Jack Raynes (11:34:55 PM): Shyam!
AngelicMalice15 (11:35:02 PM): Alright, this is boring. Fuck you
AngelicMalice15 (11:35:05 PM): You're boring me?
AngelicMalice15 (11:35:06 PM): FUCK YOU
AngelicMalice15 (11:35:14 PM): Fix me coffee.
Jack Raynes (11:35:14 PM): This is ridiculous!
Jack Raynes (11:35:21 PM): You're just a Goddamn knock-off!
moderndaypaladin (11:35:23 PM): who?
Jack Raynes (11:35:26 PM): A cheap imitation!
AngelicMalice15 (11:35:34 PM): I'm the new japanese model

Godhand

02-25-08, 10:40 PM

AngelicMalice15: At least he has youth on his side.
AngelicMalice15: You know, that thing you had
AngelicMalice15: A century ago
AngelicMalice15: When you raped your first virgin to extend your life.
Jack Raynes: What do we think about that, Shyam?
AngelicMalice15: Jack T. Ripper.
Jack Raynes: moderndaypaladin: we don't like it, boss.
moderndaypaladin: exactly
AngelicMalice15: Is shyam the new slayer?
Jack Raynes: Shyam is better than Slayer ever was.
moderndaypaladin: someone's gotta be
Jack Raynes: Which isn't actually very difficult
moderndaypaladin: I'm the Shyam
AngelicMalice15: So am I the new Shyam?
moderndaypaladin: no
Jack Raynes: You're the same nigger as always.
AngelicMalice15: I just look better because of Slayer?
Jack Raynes: You're the new Slayer!
Jack Raynes: Hahahaha life will be hard! Hahahahaha it's true!
moderndaypaladin: hahahah
moderndaypaladin: Cory is the new Slayer
moderndaypaladin: its final
AngelicMalice15: I can't be the new slayer
AngelicMalice15: I don't drink
AngelicMalice15: Or smoke pot
Jack Raynes: Sorry, dude.
Jack Raynes: You better get to work on getting fat.
AngelicMalice15: I've decided to be the new Godhand
Jack Raynes: WHAT!?
AngelicMalice15: Yeah, sorry.
AngelicMalice15: I've been practicing, see?
Jack Raynes: I'm the new Godhand! I'm the old Godhand!
Jack Raynes: Fuck you!
AngelicMalice15: "NIGGER, JEW, KYKE, FAG, DYKE"
AngelicMalice15: Nigger nigger fag fag
Jack Raynes: FUCK YOU, NIGGER!
AngelicMalice15: FUCK YOU NIGRA
Jack Raynes: You...You...
Jack Raynes: DOUBLE NIGGER!!!
AngelicMalice15: Hey Shyam
AngelicMalice15: What do we think of that?
Jack Raynes: Shyam!
AngelicMalice15: Shyam!
Jack Raynes: Shyam!
AngelicMalice15: Shyam!
Jack Raynes: Shyam!
AngelicMalice15: Shyam!
Jack Raynes: Shyam!

Witchblade

02-25-08, 10:50 PM

Sukoda Fox: Heh, he does a good impression of you.
Jack Raynes: Fuck you.
Sukoda Fox: Sorry, I'm just not interested anymore.
Jack Raynes: : O
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, I found something better. I've gotten bored with your same old tricks.
Jack Raynes: A cucumber.
Sukoda Fox: Nope, Andy.

Godhand

02-25-08, 10:54 PM

Jack Raynes: I'm Andres. Who's Andy?
Jack Raynes: Also, if he's anyone other than me fuck that guy.
Sukoda Fox: Of course he's not you. He's better than you.
Jack Raynes: I find that a little hard to believe considering I'm the greatest in the world.
Jack Raynes: Is he a spaceman?
Sukoda Fox: You tell yourself you're the greatest in the world to keep the shame at bay, don't you?
Jack Raynes: Did you read that on the back of a fortune cookie from a chinese restaurant next to a public school psychologist's office?
Sukoda Fox: ...yes. >.>
Sukoda Fox: how did you know!?
Jack Raynes: I'm a wizard.
Jack Raynes: Just let me put on my robe and hat.
Sukoda Fox: Ohh, rowr. I steal your robe and wizard hat
Jack Raynes: Oh baby!
Jack Raynes: Do terrible things to me!
Sukoda Fox: I cast sex of the infinity upon you, turning you into a very sexy man who can actually keep it up for more than two minutes.
Jack Raynes: I came.
Jack Raynes: I guess your INT wasn't high enough. Does that make you a dumbass?
Jack Raynes: I think it does!
Sukoda Fox: Damnit!

Jack Raynes: Shyam, are you a dot-headed indian or a wampum indian?
moderndaypaladin: dot headed
Jack Raynes: Good.
Jack Raynes: I don't think I could handle you being one of those Casino-building swindlers.
moderndaypaladin: yeah, why would I want to be one of those
AngelicMalice15: Godhand invades this country with his mesican stink
Jack Raynes: Hahaha you can't even spell Mexican right! What kind of a shitty racist are you!?
Jack Raynes: Answer: A shitty one.
moderndaypaladin: the worst kind
AngelicMalice15: Or
AngelicMalice15: The best kind
AngelicMalice15: Because
AngelicMalice15: And stay with me minorities
Jack Raynes: This ought'a be good.

BlackAndBlueEyes

02-25-08, 10:57 PM

The saga continues...

Midvalley20 (11:53:31 PM): So. Witchy got bored with you, I see.
Jack Raynes (11:53:38 PM): Terribly unfortunate.
Midvalley20 (11:53:55 PM): I'm sorry. But, what can I say...
Midvalley20 (11:54:25 PM): A little Teddy Pendergrass can make all the difference during a raping.
Jack Raynes (11:54:37 PM): Wait...YOU'RE Andy?
Jack Raynes (11:54:44 PM): Gloveslap!
Midvalley20 (11:54:44 PM): I are teh Andy
Midvalley20 (11:54:59 PM): Oh shiiii--!
Midvalley20 (11:55:06 PM): Glove slap back, fucker!
Jack Raynes (11:55:27 PM): OH IT'S ON NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
Midvalley20 (11:55:46 PM): Shut your whore mouth when other men are raping your former rape interests.
Jack Raynes (11:56:14 PM): : O

Godhand

02-25-08, 10:59 PM

AngelicMalice15: Santa Claus knows where to send gifts, right? Well, he doesn't send them to third world countries without Christ. Racists, therefore, enjoy poolside drinks survivable only under extreme duress.
AngelicMalice15: Are you with me?
Jack Raynes: No.
moderndaypaladin: nope
AngelicMalice15: Good
AngelicMalice15: You wouldn't
AngelicMalice15: Colored people.
Jack Raynes: : O
moderndaypaladin: godamn

Lavinian Ambition

02-25-08, 11:04 PM

[21:02] Ez150: I need an idea for a sweet LEVEL 7 unit
[21:02] SethDahlios: Your momma?
[21:02] Ez150: seriously though
[21:02] SethDahlios: A giant robot that changes to become the mother in law of your opponent?
[21:02] SethDahlios: Sorry dude, tapped out on ideas for now.
[21:02] SethDahlios: Brains kinda fried

Godhand

02-25-08, 11:14 PM

moderndaypaladin: Cory, if you're going to be offensive, be funny
moderndaypaladin: otherwise you're just an asshole
AngelicMalice15: Why be funny? I'd rather be that guy that's not funny and tells jokes.
Jack Raynes: Everybody hates that guy, Cory.
moderndaypaladin: exactly
AngelicMalice15: That guy is Slayer
AngelicMalice15: And You've relegated me to his role
Jack Raynes: And you're-
Jack Raynes: Right.
AngelicMalice15: Exactly
Jack Raynes: In that case, keep up the shitty work.
AngelicMalice15: You did this!
Jack Raynes: I feel pretty good about that.
moderndaypaladin: so do I
AngelicMalice15: Oh.
AngelicMalice15: Do I have to get fat? Can I be a thin slayer?
Jack Raynes: How do we feel about a thin Slayer, Shyam?
Jack Raynes: moderndaypaladin: We don't like it, boss.
Jack Raynes: You heard him.
AngelicMalice15: No I didn't
moderndaypaladin: yes you did
AngelicMalice15: I was too busy eating
moderndaypaladin: We don't like it, boss
Jack Raynes: Good, you're settling into your new role.
Jack Raynes: I love you guys. Shyam more.
AngelicMalice15: You love guys?
Jack Raynes: : O
moderndaypaladin: god Cory
moderndaypaladin: you're fired

Witchblade

02-25-08, 11:18 PM

EDITED BY THE DECREE OF MAX DIRKS!

In it's place you may read this...!

Sukoda Fox: You roxors
moderndaypaladin: well thanks
Sukoda Fox: And you owe me sex. :p
moderndaypaladin: well yes
Sukoda Fox: Dirks asked me very politely and nicely to delete/edit my post this morning because he didn't give me permission to post that.
moderndaypaladin: he's actually in the right on that one
moderndaypaladin: he asked me last night
Sukoda Fox: he can't possibly expect privacy over the internet.
moderndaypaladin: well yes, but even so its the posting on Althanas
moderndaypaladin: had you shared it in a chatroom it would have been different
moderndaypaladin: its like when Godhand posted on Althanas the convo about Seth Rahl
Sukoda Fox: *sigh*
moderndaypaladin: eh, he came off looking like an ass, not you

Godhand

02-25-08, 11:20 PM

Witchblade...

Welcome to the inner circle.

Lavinian Ambition

02-25-08, 11:21 PM

Sukoda Fox: I'm a mod, I can look up IP addresses... >.>
Ez150: yeah
Ez150: do it again, and admit to
Ez150: it
Ez150: I will file a complaint
Ez150: that is NOT within your scope
Ez150: it is illegal, and unfair
Ez150: ESPECIALLY IF I WANT TO CREATE A CHARACTER AND HAVE NO ONE KNOW
Ez150: are we clear?
Sukoda Fox: No, not really.
Ez150: fine
Ez150: complaint filed
Sukoda Fox: Woohoo!
Sukoda Fox: My first ever complaint!
Sukoda Fox: And from Dirks too, I'm sure it will be looked at carefully and with much consideration.
Ez150: ok

Win, epic win...

Witchblade

02-25-08, 11:29 PM

I roxors! ^^

moderndaypaladin: you just did awesome?
Sukoda Fox: I did?
moderndaypaladin: I read the convo thread
Sukoda Fox: omg, I did!
moderndaypaladin: that was kick ass

Jack Raynes: Go to sreeeperu.
Sukoda Fox: only if you come to sleep with me.
Jack Raynes: What's your address?
Sukoda Fox:**********
Jack Raynes: Shame on you for giving out your address!
Jack Raynes: I could be a rapist or a serial killer or a rapist killer that eats cereal!
Sukoda Fox: If it's you, I don't mind. ^^
Jack Raynes: Geez.
Jack Raynes: You're out of your damn mind.
Sukoda Fox: Thanks!
Jack Raynes: I love you.
Sukoda Fox: Love ya too!
Jack Raynes: Read the IM thread.
Sukoda Fox: *reading*
Jack Raynes: All of the guys are really proud of you.
Jack Raynes: Shyam, Cory.
Jack Raynes: We're all real proud.
Sukoda Fox: omg, I did awesome!
Sukoda Fox: *drags you off to the back room for some raping*
Jack Raynes: I am totally into it.
Sukoda Fox: rowr ;-)
Jack Raynes: Rowr to you too, baby.
Jack Raynes: Rowr to you too.

Godhand

02-25-08, 11:31 PM

We're all proud of her!

Witchblade

02-25-08, 11:34 PM

Clearly!

moderndaypaladin: haha
moderndaypaladin: kick ass
moderndaypaladin: you beat him
Sukoda Fox: Thanks. ^^
Sukoda Fox: I didn't even have to try very hard either.
moderndaypaladin: yeah
moderndaypaladin: well still, you're my hero
Sukoda Fox: Thanks! I should talk to Dirks tired out of my mind more often, I say good shit.
moderndaypaladin: if you were in my state, I'd so have sex with you right now, girlfriend be damned
moderndaypaladin: exactly!
Sukoda Fox: Hot damn! *gets down to Iowa*
moderndaypaladin: haha awesome

Sukoda Fox: Hahaha! Now you owe me some real good sex
Jack Raynes: Yeah I do.
Sukoda Fox: At least you know where I live now. :p

Godhand

02-26-08, 12:17 AM

SethDahlios: Jesus fucking christ. this man is bitch bitch bitch.
Jack Raynes: Who?
Jack Raynes: Dirks?
SethDahlios: Who else would I be talking about.
Jack Raynes: Lay it on me, daddy-o.
Jack Raynes: What's he bitch bitch bitching about?
Jack Raynes: Feel free to copy and paste.
Jack Raynes: Oh me oh my.
SethDahlios: He's trying to argue about Meagan abusing her power.
SethDahlios: And says he reported it to Serilliant.
Jack Raynes: Did Serilliant laugh at him?
Jack Raynes: I hope he did. I know I did.
Jack Raynes: Is this okay to post?
SethDahlios: Dude, post what you want, he has no right to say no, since I haven't copy and pasted a single damn thing of his convo.
SethDahlios: Frankly I'm surprised he's trying to lawyer through this. He was the one in the wrong attacking Meagan to begin with.
SethDahlios: Had he just put up with it, and politely asked her not to tell anyone else about it, he could have gotten through this reputation intact.
SethDahlios: Now he's just a jackass who brings things on himself.
Jack Raynes: He's always been a jackass who brings this on himself. Hey Dirks, if you're reading this fuck you!
SethDahlios: You know, he threw away a friendship for ego? I would have defended him, but he basically said "Well if you're going to support her over me, we're through."

-Later-

SethDahlios: [22:21] Ez150: Ez150 (12:11:04 AM): oh, and can youdelete our convo from earlier too
Ez150 (12:11:09 AM): I didn't give you permission to postit
SethDahlios (12:11:16 AM): Seriously?
Ez150 (12:11:18 AM): yeah
[22:21] Ez150: reads pretty harmless to me
[22:22] SethDahlios: when you cut and paste that yeah, it does seem harmless. Except not to long before that you basically said we're no longer friends because I wasn't siding wiht you on this one.
[22:22] SethDahlios: Funny how context works.
[22:22] Ez150: we're done
[22:22] Ez150: look what godhand just posted
[22:22] Ez150: fuck you
[22:22] SethDahlios: Good night dirks.
[22:22] SethDahlios: Don't forget you attract more flies with honey than vinegar.

Serilliant

02-26-08, 01:37 AM

A quick reminder that this thread is for fun, not for sniping attacks. Try to keep it civil, please.

Godhand

02-26-08, 02:16 AM

You're right, Serilliant.

Sorry Slayer.

Lodekai

02-26-08, 02:27 AM

Yes, back to the funny things!

Lodekai says:
blerg
Lodekai says:
my head feels like it is going to explode into a Tarantine worthy fountain of blood and snot
Lodekai says:
tarantino*
Friend says:
lol
Friend says:
That's pretty impressive
Lodekai says:
be funny looking
Lodekai says:
*Kersplooooooooooom*
Lodekai says:
Oh wow that's fucking creepy
Lodekai says:
I here these sirens
Lodekai says:
then a minute later this really inhuman howl, like a dying dog or something
Lodekai says:
well obviously a dog
Lodekai says:
but man
Lodekai says:
crrreeeeeppppyyy
Friend says:
...
Friend says:
How unsettling, lol
Lodekai says:
yeah
Lodekai says:
it was probably the next door neighbor's beagle
Lodekai says:
I forget he's not a puppy anymore
Lodekai says:
but to suddenly hear these sirens followed by this long "ArrooooOOOOoooooOOOooo" about made me jump out of my skin
Lodekai says:
This is what I get for writing stories about zombies after midnight while hopped up on allergy meds
Friend says:
lol
Friend says:
Yes
Friend says:
It is
Friend says:
Shame on you!

Chromanon Rockskin

02-26-08, 10:11 AM

restitutionspork (9:58:01 AM): Someone just e-mailed me and in their e-mail signature it says "It's impossible to lick your elbow." I have to do it. I have to. Want to try it with me?
Ez150 (9:58:11 AM): no
restitutionspork (9:58:52 AM): Goddamn! It's right! I can't. My elbow is too far away. I mean, if I broke my arm or my shoulder I might be able to, but that would suck.
Ez150 (9:59:19 AM): I bet if you were double jointed you could
restitutionspork (9:59:34 AM): I bet if I were double jointed I would get laid more often.
Ez150 (10:00:14 AM): I bet if you didn't have a serious boyfriend that lived 1000 miles away from you, you'd get laid more often
restitutionspork (10:01:16 AM): Oh yeah. That too.
restitutionspork (10:01:44 AM): I bought his bus ticket. He's coming to stay with me for a week from March 21st to March 28th.
Ez150 (10:02:24 AM): dear god, you'll be like rabbits

Witchblade

02-26-08, 11:36 AM

Sukoda Fox: well, I'm gonna go jump in the shower, see ya
AngelicMalice15: I can't join?
Sukoda Fox: God no, I'm not letting you near my ass.

Godhand

02-26-08, 07:29 PM

Alcoholic Slayer: Well, faaaaaancy. These ladies on the illustrated pages have penises.
Alcoholic Slayer: http://www.aerisdies.com/cats/cat9551img9.html
Jack Raynes: Man, I wish I hadn't clicked that.

Godhand

02-26-08, 11:23 PM

Sukoda Fox: I'm not a goth!
Jack Raynes: Said the girl with red letters on a black font.

Zook Murnig

02-26-08, 11:42 PM

SeraphRaze (10:12:57 PM): I don't hang on Althanas much.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:13:13 PM): After all that work I put into your profile?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:13:16 PM): Shame!
SeraphRaze (10:13:32 PM): ;-; You complain about reading it when I made it?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:13:58 PM): No, I didn't.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:14:04 PM): I'm just saying, I put a lot of work into it.
SeraphRaze (10:14:17 PM): Sure you did!
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:14:24 PM): Damn straight!
SeraphRaze (10:14:30 PM): *lies*
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:14:37 PM): *truths*
SeraphRaze (10:14:45 PM): *deception*
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:14:51 PM): *honesty*
SeraphRaze (10:14:56 PM): *deceit*
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:15:03 PM): *truthiness*
SeraphRaze (10:15:09 PM): *disgrace!*
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:15:15 PM): *honor!*
SeraphRaze (10:15:21 PM): *cupcakes?*
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:15:32 PM): *BROWNIESMOTHERFUCKER*
SeraphRaze (10:15:37 PM): damn!
SeraphRaze (10:16:48 PM): It's cold here ;-;
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:17:05 PM): It's hot here. *emo face*
SeraphRaze (10:17:27 PM): I have really poor circulation.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:17:38 PM): You should work on that.
SeraphRaze (10:18:03 PM): I have to get my knee checked out first.
SeraphRaze (10:18:47 PM): I think it's getting worse. What a pain -_-
SeraphRaze (10:19:49 PM): You should publish a book and get rich like JK Rowling!
SeraphRaze (10:20:13 PM): Whom I think is overrated anyway.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:22:21 PM): Heathen.
SeraphRaze (10:22:40 PM): ;-; Wut u sei!?
SeraphRaze (10:25:15 PM): Camel Spiders are creepy.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:25:33 PM): Spider Camels are creepier.
SeraphRaze (10:25:49 PM): Pus Caterpillars are creepeist.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:26:06 PM): Caterpillar Pus is still creepier.
SeraphRaze (10:26:22 PM): Why must you one-up everything I say? ;-;
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:26:39 PM): Because I win, and you fail.
SeraphRaze (10:28:13 PM): .... you're mean.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:28:25 PM): No u.

And now two completely different responses to the same stimulus.

SuperSonicMatt1 (12:22:04 AM): You know what I was doing a year ago at this moment?
SighterGoliant (12:24:46 AM): No, what were you doing a year ago at this moment?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:25:01 AM): I was holding back the left leg of a sweaty blonde while she screamed and cursed at her nurse, staring at me the whole time because her hair was in a bun and she couldn't lay her head straight back.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:25:11 AM): In five minutes, my daughter will be a year old.
SighterGoliant (12:25:27 AM): Oh man.
SighterGoliant (12:25:58 AM): Congrats on that. FOr a second I thought you were going to tell me you were holding back the left leg of a sweaty blonde and fucking her good. And I was going to be like, eww, don't tell me breeder sex stories.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:26:35 AM): No, that was a year and nine months ago.

SuperSonicMatt1 (12:22:52 AM): You know what I was doing a year ago at this moment?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:24:04 AM): I was holding back the left leg of a sweaty blonde while she screamed and cursed at her nurse, staring at me the whole time because her hair was in a bun and she couldn't lay her head straight back.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:24:37 AM): In five minutes, my daughter will be a year old.
Ez150 (12:25:05 AM): yay
Ez150 (12:25:18 AM): two years until I get to goto the chuckie cheese ballpit
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:25:28 AM): >.<;;
Ez150 (12:27:00 AM): What? Hot moms, man, hot moms

Zook Murnig

02-27-08, 12:09 AM

MlRaven69 (1:02:39 AM): how are you doing?
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:47 AM): Alright.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:54 AM): Kaleigh's a year and a half hour old.
MlRaven69 (1:03:02 AM): aww^^
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:03:48 AM): And I get to go to her birthday dinner tonight.
MlRaven69 (1:03:56 AM): coolies!
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:03:58 AM): And play with her.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:04:13 AM): And give her the present I got her.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:04:21 AM): A Build-A-Bear.
MlRaven69 (1:04:26 AM): awww!
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:04:33 AM): In doctor scrubs.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:04:36 AM): With a heartbeat.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:04:48 AM): I figure I should instill in the girl rather early that she WILL be a doctor.
MlRaven69 (1:05:10 AM): rofl, what if she wants to be a geisha?
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:05:22 AM): She's not japanese.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:05:27 AM): She'll be a doctor.
MlRaven69 (1:05:27 AM): so?
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:05:42 AM): That's the non-jap equivalent.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:06:01 AM): Don't question it, just accept it.
MlRaven69 (1:06:31 AM): don't put too much presure on her, or she'll rebell and throw it in your face when she gets older
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:06:50 AM): Not Kaleigh.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:06:55 AM): She's my little automaton.
MlRaven69 (1:07:07 AM): rofl, people grow up and change.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:07:18 AM): NO! There will be no growing up!
MlRaven69 (1:07:21 AM): i used to be a stick in the mud and VERY anti-social
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:07:35 AM): She'll always be short with nine teeth and a love of the word Daisy.
MlRaven69 (1:07:44 AM): rofl
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:07:50 AM): *shoves fingers in my ears* LALALALALA

Sighter Tnailog

02-27-08, 12:27 AM

SuperSonicMatt1 (12:22:04 AM): You know what I was doing a year ago at this moment?
SighterGoliant (12:24:46 AM): No, what were you doing a year ago at this moment?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:25:01 AM): I was holding back the left leg of a sweaty blonde while she screamed and cursed at her nurse, staring at me the whole time because her hair was in a bun and she couldn't lay her head straight back.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:25:11 AM): In five minutes, my daughter will be a year old.
SighterGoliant (12:25:27 AM): Oh man.
SighterGoliant (12:25:58 AM): Congrats on that. FOr a second I thought you were going to tell me you were holding back the left leg of a sweaty blonde and fucking her good. And I was going to be like, eww, don't tell me breeder sex stories.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:26:35 AM): No, that was a year and nine months ago.

OMFG I cannot believe you posted that PRIVATE conversation!

Witchblade

02-27-08, 12:34 AM

moderndaypaladin: hey there
Sukoda Fox: you're profile sucks, I'm not approving it.
moderndaypaladin: aww...
moderndaypaladin: sorry

Sukoda Fox: there, I undeleted your post and approved Shyam
Jack Raynes: Wh-
Jack Raynes: I didn't know you could undelete posts!
Jack Raynes: SHIT!
Sukoda Fox: lol
Jack Raynes: NO WONDER THE MODS HATE ME!!!
Sukoda Fox: *laughs maniacally*
Jack Raynes: They saw all the shit I deleted!
Sukoda Fox: yeppers

Godhand

02-27-08, 12:38 AM

moderndaypaladin: Godhand if you want something deleted for reals, let me know
moderndaypaladin: I'll hard delete it
Jack Raynes: Yeah, man.
Jack Raynes: No fucking WONDER mods hate me.
Jack Raynes: I didn't know you guys could see deleted posts.
moderndaypaladin: haha, or think you're awesome
moderndaypaladin: yeah
Jack Raynes: Sometimes I show HUGE amounts of assholery, and I'm like "no that's cruel" and then delete it.
SethDahlios: Yeah man, you provide alot fo comedy for the judges.
Jack Raynes: What the fuck?
Jack Raynes: You too!?
SethDahlios: No, I used to.
moderndaypaladin: haha, don't worry about it
SethDahlios: My favorite however was your post in letho's thread before you deleted it.
Jack Raynes: What was it?
SethDahlios: "I shoot slayer and win teh epic thread lulz!"

Witchblade

02-27-08, 12:56 AM

Sukoda Fox: Haha! You know, Lasair is in Imperial.
Jack Raynes: I know.
Jack Raynes: You fighting us?
Jack Raynes: I really don't want to fight her.
Sukoda Fox: Lasair doesn't fight, you know that.
Sukoda Fox: Tera asked me if I'd still fight against you guys with Lasair since I'm in as Witch being a merc and I told her Lasair would only work to distract Godhand since he knows her. But in the end he'd probably kill her or tie her up anyway.
Jack Raynes: I wouldn't do either.
Jack Raynes: I'd spank her in the ass and send her on her way.
Sukoda Fox: hahaha! Yeah, she might try to distract him with sex
Jack Raynes: OOOoooooh that just might work.
Sukoda Fox: Hahaha! Let's do it!
Sukoda Fox: It would be funny and Jame could yell at him, and then Aileen could come in and fuck Jame.
Jack Raynes: No, man!
Jack Raynes: C'mon!
Sukoda Fox: Okay, Aileen would come in to have another threesome with Godhand and Lasair.

Godhand

02-27-08, 01:04 AM

SethDahlios: Dude, we all know Lorenor hates pie, he's so into streussel.
Jack Raynes: Unless it's underage pie.
Jack Raynes: Underage pie that's sucking his prehensile cock.
SethDahlios: Dude even then he prefers stressel in a boy's back door.
Jack Raynes: "Master, can I have more of the salty water?"
SethDahlios: Jesus Christ Godhand, I just ate.
Jack Raynes: Ask Paladin.
moderndaypaladin: yeah...
Jack Raynes: That was actual...
moderndaypaladin: don't bring that shit up
Jack Raynes: Like, she looked up at him lovingly and said that.
Jack Raynes: Also, he fucked her face.
Jack Raynes: I don't mean like no blowjob.
Jack Raynes: I mean he grabbed her by the pigtails and RAPED her FACE.
moderndaypaladin: yeah...
SethDahlios: GODHAND STOP!
Jack Raynes: It was just like UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!
SethDahlios: Excuse me, brb.
moderndaypaladin: dude...
moderndaypaladin: you're killing him
Jack Raynes: Then he pulled back,
Jack Raynes: AND A GEYSER!
Jack Raynes: IT WAS SO MAJESTIC!
moderndaypaladin: dude!

Jack Lancer

02-27-08, 01:07 AM

SuperSonicMatt1 (1:04:48 AM): I figure I should instill in the girl rather early that she WILL be a doctor.

SuperSonicMatt1 (1:07:18 AM): NO! There will be no growing up!

Um... If she doesn't grow up, she can't be a doctor. Sorry.

:p

Witchblade

02-27-08, 01:27 AM

Sukoda Fox: O.M.G!
SethDahlios: hmm?
Sukoda Fox: If Lasair gets kidnapped by NWO, that means there's a chance she can meet Seth!
SethDahlios: Seth plushy is too easy, just reach in the hole in his chest.
Sukoda Fox: I can make a fucking Seth plushie!!!!
Sukoda Fox: *dies of multiple orgasms*
SethDahlios: *poke*
Sukoda Fox: *twitches*
SethDahlios: Come down from your bliss?
Sukoda Fox: almost
SethDahlios: Tell me when you're done.
Sukoda Fox: aaaannnnddd, I'm done.

Sukoda Fox: I'm gonna get a Seth plushie!!!!!
Jack Raynes: Yeah, yeah.
Jack Raynes: You died of multiple orgams.
Jack Raynes: Orgasms.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Jack Raynes: Man, I thought you were excited to get a Godhand plushie.
Jack Raynes: But you didn't even cum!
Sukoda Fox: No, but Lasair will!
Jack Raynes: Mmmm.
Sukoda Fox: Besides, I get orgasms just thinking about you, sweety. :p
Jack Raynes: Ho ho ho.
Jack Raynes: You're a pretty sweet girl.
Sukoda Fox: heh, I just tell the truth, that's all.
Jack Raynes: ...
Jack Raynes: UNGH!
Jack Raynes: UNGH!
Jack Raynes: UNGH!
Jack Raynes: I'M CUMMIN'!!!
Sukoda Fox: rofl!

Saxon

02-27-08, 09:09 AM

[09:16] SuperSonicMatt1: Stop pressuring me!
[09:16] SuperSonicMatt1: I'm working on it!
[09:16] SuperSonicMatt1: GAH!
[09:16] Sirusv2ptO: ... I haven't said anything to you.
[09:16] SuperSonicMatt1: I know I had all night!
[09:16] Sirusv2ptO: and I wasn't going to.
[09:16] SuperSonicMatt1: Why are you yelling?!?
[09:16] SuperSonicMatt1: NOT THE FACE!!!
[09:16] Sirusv2ptO: o_O
[09:16] Sirusv2ptO: Is this what Manda considers as foreplay? =P
[09:16] SuperSonicMatt1: Come to think of it, she might.
[09:17] SuperSonicMatt1: I've never done this to her.
[09:17] SuperSonicMatt1: You're my random freakout first.
[09:17] SuperSonicMatt1: Feel honored, damnit.

Melancor

02-27-08, 09:50 PM

[19:09] Mia: you know what ive never seen on althanas?
[19:09] Eli: What?
[19:09] Mia: i have never seen a single thread with a unicorn in it, not one god damn unicorn in all of althans
[19:10] Eli: Dont you know?
[19:10] Mia: ?
[19:10] Eli: We like making Jello out of their horns.
[19:10] Mia: lol
[19:11] Mia: i thought you were going to say that unicorn only show themselves to pure hearted maidens
[19:11] Mia: to which none of my characters are
[19:11] Mia: lol
[19:11] Eli: Naw, All of those are now skanks. Althanas is a DITTY place.
[19:12] Mia: yeah

SnootchyBootchykins

02-28-08, 01:33 AM

restitutionspork (1:15:21 AM): I have a weird problem.
Alcoholic Slayer (1:15:28 AM): Yeah?
restitutionspork (1:15:35 AM): I'm smelling cum at random times through the day, for no good reason.
restitutionspork (1:15:43 AM): I'll be home alone, watching tv and suddenly smell it.
restitutionspork (1:15:49 AM): It creeping me out.
Alcoholic Slayer (1:16:12 AM): Your right, that is a weird problem. Fucking weirdo.
Alcoholic Slayer (1:16:42 AM): Well, either you're going dick-crazy, or you're developing a very disgusting super power.
restitutionspork (1:18:21 AM): I think it's the first one. If my superpower was to smell cum every time it was shot in like a mile radius, I'd shoot myself in the head. With a gun. Not cum.
Alcoholic Slayer (1:18:53 AM): Right, I couldn't tell. It was a good thing you clarified at the end.
restitutionspork (1:19:47 AM): rofl. Just in case. I know a couple of guys who shot themselves in theface when they were jerking it.
Alcoholic Slayer (1:20:19 AM): Wow, what a way to go. Awkward way to find a body.
restitutionspork (1:20:34 AM): rofl.
restitutionspork (1:20:38 AM): Woudln't that be?
restitutionspork (1:21:46 AM): I read about a police officer who got a warrant to search an apartment when there were complaints about a rotting smell. He walked in to find a bloating corpse of a woman who'd been killed by basically being raped with a nailbat.
Alcoholic Slayer (1:22:33 AM): Charming.
Alcoholic Slayer (1:22:50 AM): And where did you come across that horrifying bit of info?
restitutionspork (1:23:21 AM): The paper. They didn't put it as bluntly as I just did tho.
Alcoholic Slayer (1:24:15 AM): I sort of figured that, something about raped by nailbat i think the editor would have found troubling.
restitutionspork (1:24:30 AM): rofl.
restitutionspork (1:25:02 AM): They put it in more subtler, tho. I mean, they can't not give people their violence.
restitutionspork (1:25:10 AM): That's what anyone really wants anyway.
Alcoholic Slayer (1:25:48 AM): "This is a great story and all but uh..."
"What's the problem sir?"
"Could we maybe change 'crammed it into her cunt' into something a little more PG? And maybe not mention your erection?"
"Aw shucks, I guess so."

--and later--

restitutionspork (1:29:48 AM): I'mma hug you!
Alcoholic Slayer (1:30:04 AM): Hugging me shall get you bitten.
restitutionspork (1:30:12 AM): Ooo! You know how I like it.

Letho

02-28-08, 02:20 AM

SnootchyBootchykins

02-28-08, 12:18 PM

Never say never. (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=5029)

Exactly. (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=106721#post106721)

Twisted Infinitum

02-28-08, 12:35 PM

Exactly. (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=106721#post106721)

Dit (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=8819&page=3)to. (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=9614)

Undead, sure, but let us not discriminate.

Skie and Avery

02-28-08, 12:55 PM

Well, if undead counts, then the account Apocalyptica had a familiar of an undead unicorn. And Ghauntyrr'Stra Do'afin once slew a unicorn to go towards making a Christmas present for Godhand.

Also, the two links in one word thing is awsome, Twisted.

Empyrean

02-28-08, 08:44 PM

*sigh* Removed, nevermind.

EDIT: Yeah, I remember that unicorn character. I thought I was the only one!

Call me J

02-28-08, 09:47 PM

Oberst Christoph (9:44:06 PM): You know who else ruins people's fun?
Oberst Christoph (9:44:08 PM): The NAZIES!!
moderndaypaladin (9:44:09 PM): I thought most people didn't like dealing with that?
moderndaypaladin (9:44:12 PM): HAHAHAH
moderndaypaladin (9:44:16 PM): there is no E there
Oberst Christoph (9:44:26 PM): Shhhh
Oberst Christoph (9:44:38 PM): You know who else didn't like E's? HITLER!
moderndaypaladin (9:44:46 PM): good point
moderndaypaladin (9:44:48 PM): I'm sorry
moderndaypaladin (9:45:00 PM): I will agree with you so as not to be seen as a fascist
Oberst Christoph (9:45:18 PM): Excellent.
Oberst Christoph (9:45:21 PM): :D

Witchblade

02-29-08, 10:44 AM

Midvalley20: i feel pretty now.
Sukoda Fox: but do you look pretty?
Midvalley20: of course not. genetics made sure of that the day i was born.
Sukoda Fox: awww, gimme some rape.
Midvalley20: after our little lovers' tiff yesterday, what with you hoping that i'd jump into some lava, i dont know if im in the mood right now.
Sukoda Fox: Fine, Chris is better anyway.
Midvalley20: we all know you've been banging godhand anyways.
Sukoda Fox: Well that's because he's better than all of you combined. It's not his fault he actually knows where to stick it.

Witchblade

02-29-08, 03:25 PM

SethDahlios: morning
Sukoda Fox: Good afternoon. ^^
Sukoda Fox: Oh, I want you to read something for me.
SethDahlios: ok
Sukoda Fox: just let me get it...
Sukoda Fox: http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=106972#post106972
Sukoda Fox: anxiety building...
SethDahlios: I need about five minutes in the bathroom right now..
Sukoda Fox: Woohoo!
Sukoda Fox: I have succeeded!
Sukoda Fox: rawr! *pounces on you*
SethDahlios: YEE!

Godhand

02-29-08, 10:50 PM

SuperSonicMatt1: Nothing?
SuperSonicMatt1: Nothing at all?
Jack Raynes: Shut
Jack Raynes: the
Jack Raynes: fuck
Jack Raynes: up
SuperSonicMatt1: I
SuperSonicMatt1: will
SuperSonicMatt1: not
SuperSonicMatt1: shut
SuperSonicMatt1 signed off at 11:50:23 PM.

Zook Murnig

02-29-08, 10:54 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (11:41:05 PM): Umm...
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:41:10 PM): Ataraxis is written by a dude...
Jack Raynes (11:41:20 PM): Don't tell me that.
Jack Raynes (11:41:27 PM): In my head it's a chick and that's the way it stays.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:41:33 PM): His name is Jean.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:41:39 PM): French form of John.
Jack Raynes (11:41:52 PM): Guy, shut up.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:41:54 PM): And he's asian.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:42:02 PM): And French-Canadian.
Jack Raynes (11:42:03 PM): I'm trying to watch the '94 Royal Rumble.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:42:11 PM): Why?
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:42:16 PM): It's really old.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:42:25 PM): I would think you'd already seen it by now.
Jack Raynes (11:42:31 PM): Nope.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:42:43 PM): God, you are behind the times.
Jack Raynes (11:42:54 PM): Will you please shut the fuck up?
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:08 PM): I'll think about it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:12 PM): I thought about it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:16 PM): Nope.
Jack Raynes (11:43:22 PM): Blocked.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:28 PM): As if.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:35 PM): Godhand doesn't block.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:43:38 PM): Godhand gets blocked.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:44:39 PM): So...I wonder if Hashi is really a chick.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:44:50 PM): Or is it all one big sausagefest?
Jack Raynes (11:44:50 PM): She's a lesbian.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:45:06 PM): Is she really a lesbian, in real life?
Jack Raynes (11:45:12 PM): She was Jessica's girlfriend so...
Jack Raynes (11:45:16 PM): I don't know.
Jack Raynes (11:45:20 PM): Bad taste in women but yes.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:45:26 PM): Alright, so your male to female ratio is five to one.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:45:34 PM): Who's Jessica?
Jack Raynes (11:45:40 PM): Valentina Snow.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:45:44 PM): Ah.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:45:50 PM): Pray Val Eats Us.
Jack Raynes (11:46:02 PM): What is that?
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:46:08 PM): Ask Manda.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:46:20 PM): I know, but you'll get a more entertaining answer out of her.
Jack Raynes (11:46:34 PM): God, the oldbies suck so bad.
Jack Raynes (11:46:44 PM): I mean I'm older anybody here but shit these guys suck.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:05 PM): It's the new blood that tends to suck.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:17 PM): Cause they latch onto ***** and think he's jawsome.
Jack Raynes (11:47:32 PM): Jawsome.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:36 PM): Jawsome.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:47:54 PM): It's like awesome, but better because it has teeth.
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:50:02 PM): Nothing?
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:50:05 PM): Nothing at all?
Jack Raynes (11:50:06 PM): Shut
Jack Raynes (11:50:09 PM): the
Jack Raynes (11:50:10 PM): fuck
Jack Raynes (11:50:12 PM): up
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:50:19 PM): I
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:50:20 PM): will
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:50:23 PM): not
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:50:24 PM): shut
SuperSonicMatt1 (11:50:25 PM): the
“Jack Raynes” signed off at 11:50:25 PM.

Call me J

02-29-08, 10:54 PM

Hashi

02-29-08, 11:12 PM

Karuka

03-01-08, 01:13 AM

Loquelf (2:10:40 AM): All right, you're approved.
collegebelle2010 (2:11:03 AM): yay
collegebelle2010 (2:11:08 AM): I'm a real boy
collegebelle2010 (2:11:10 AM): girl
collegebelle2010 (2:11:13 AM): althy!
Loquelf (2:11:17 AM): Yay!
Loquelf (2:12:49 AM): Welcome to Althanas, Pinnochia.

Godhand

03-01-08, 01:17 AM

Jack Raynes: Is that you in that damn picture?
Jack Raynes: On the motorcycle?
JadedJuri: lol yes
Jack Raynes: WOULD NOT HIT IT

Call me J

03-01-08, 11:20 PM

Oberst Christoph (11:16:08 PM): Oh, if you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?
moderndaypaladin (11:17:24 PM): hmm... is that a trick question and the correct answer is fuck you I'm straight
Oberst Christoph (11:17:48 PM): hahaha!
Oberst Christoph (11:17:57 PM): I've gotten straight answers from everyone else.
Oberst Christoph (11:18:02 PM): I'm just taking a tally.
Oberst Christoph (11:18:11 PM): Jerk.
moderndaypaladin (11:18:29 PM): I gave you THE straight answer
moderndaypaladin (11:18:36 PM): but I guess an apple
Oberst Christoph (11:18:48 PM): Oh snap. I left myself right open to that.
moderndaypaladin (11:18:55 PM): yeah you did
moderndaypaladin (11:19:17 PM): this is going in the convo thread
moderndaypaladin (11:19:21 PM): its too good for me to worry about permissions

BlackAndBlueEyes

03-02-08, 12:13 AM

Watch out, this one is epic.

Midvalley20 (12:50:49 AM): chris: dare or dare
Sukoda Fox (12:50:50 AM): oh God, I'm suddenly in a rather down mood, Chris, do something funny to cheer me up.
moderndaypaladin (12:50:59 AM): aww...
Oberst Christoph (12:51:05 AM): Truth!
Oberst Christoph (12:51:08 AM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (12:51:23 AM): RTFCL!!!! truth was not one of the choices
Chiropteral (12:51:24 AM): Stewpidd.
Oberst Christoph (12:51:37 AM): *sticks Andy in the eye*
Midvalley20 (12:51:41 AM): you would.
Oberst Christoph (12:51:49 AM): Fine! Dare. har har
Sukoda Fox (12:51:52 AM): o.O
Midvalley20 (12:52:17 AM): send godhand an im saying that you want to lay him by the fireplace on a tiger-skin rug and make him a man
Chiropteral (12:52:30 AM): Heck, yes.
Midvalley20 (12:52:39 AM): then copy/paste everything here.
Sukoda Fox (12:52:40 AM): all right
Oberst Christoph (12:52:51 AM): HAHAHA!
Sukoda Fox (12:52:54 AM): I want to read that!
Midvalley20 (12:52:56 AM): FUCKING DO IT
Oberst Christoph (12:53:00 AM): I'm gonna do it.

*****

Oberst Christoph (12:57:20 AM): Jack Raynes (12:53:58 AM): I can't deal with you mod types
Oberst Christoph (12:54:28 AM): Shush.
Oberst Christoph (12:54:42 AM): Do I have to lay you down in front of a fireplace on a tigerskin rug and make you a man?
Chiropteral (12:57:21 AM): You love it.
Sukoda Fox (12:57:23 AM): I keep it clean!
Sukoda Fox (12:57:31 AM): *kicks a dead body away from the bed*
Oberst Christoph (12:57:35 AM): Oberst Christoph (12:54:55 AM): If that's possible.
Jack Raynes (12:54:56 AM): What do you want from me? Geez.
Midvalley20 (12:57:51 AM): wow. godhand doesn't have a snappy comeback.
Chiropteral (12:57:54 AM): Did you tell him what you wanted?!
Oberst Christoph (12:58:23 AM): lol
Midvalley20 (12:59:10 AM): that wasn't nearly as epic as i hoped.
Oberst Christoph (12:59:17 AM): *lays Witchy on a tigerskin rug in front of the fireplace and makes her a man*
Sukoda Fox (12:59:22 AM): yeah, kind of disappointing
Oberst Christoph (1:00:08 AM): Chiro! Truth or Dare?
Chiropteral (1:00:09 AM): See? He's all sharp and clever on the boards, but you put him in a fast-paced situation and it's all gone. He probably spends hours agonizing over each one-sentence dismissal in the FST.
Sukoda Fox (1:00:22 AM): lol
Oberst Christoph (1:00:32 AM): Probably.
Midvalley20 (1:00:33 AM): goddamn, i almost want to send godhand an im and show chris how it's supposed to be done
Chiropteral (1:00:53 AM): Do it to someone else. THe second offer will make him think he's hot or something.
Sukoda Fox (1:00:55 AM): I just tried.

*****

Midvalley20 (1:01:22 AM): i hope there's room on that tigerskin rug for me as well, big guy
Jack Raynes (1:01:44 AM): You're the third fucking person to say that to me.
Jack Raynes (1:01:50 AM): What is wrong with you people?
Midvalley20 (1:02:06 AM): We just want to show you some fine, fine lovin'
Midvalley20 (1:02:21 AM): Now. Do you prefer just straight up latex, or french ticklers?
Jack Raynes (1:02:32 AM): Man...
Midvalley20 (1:02:36 AM): I know I'm sensitive back there, so I prefer latex myself.
Jack Raynes (1:02:47 AM): All of you guys are next on my list.

*****

Oberst Christoph (1:04:09 AM): It was a team effort!
Sukoda Fox (1:04:09 AM): Hahahaha!
Midvalley20 (1:04:17 AM): THAT'S how it should've been done!

Godhand

03-02-08, 12:19 AM

TamsSaysToYou: So how 'bout that tigerskin rug of yours?
Jack Raynes: Geez, not another one.
TamsSaysToYou: I'm just kidding, I thought it was hilarious, so I tried it out.
Jack Raynes: Fuckin' AIM people, man.
Jack Raynes: Everybody wants a piece of Mr. Perfect.
TamsSaysToYou: You just hate it because you have to be extra fast at being witty on AIM, unlike on the boards. :P
Jack Raynes: True.

Jack Raynes: You internet people are so dirty.
Sukoda Fox: hehehe, I know. :p And we love it
Jack Raynes: I'm Mr. Perfect.
Jack Raynes: Everybody wants a piece of Mr. Perfect.
Sukoda Fox: I... am biting my tongue. ^^;
Jack Raynes: Hey, it's true.
Jack Raynes: You guys know the piece you want. Yeah.
Sukoda Fox: yeah...
Jack Raynes: Yeahhhh.

Witchblade

03-02-08, 12:46 AM

Oberst Christoph: I should have you say to Serilliant that you're "going to turn him straight for good" and rape him hard.
Oberst Christoph: =p
Sukoda Fox: Ohhh...
Oberst Christoph: Until he deletes your account. Lol.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Oberst Christoph: You've gotta do it!
Sukoda Fox: so you want me to pounce upon Brian, tie him up and try to make him straight?
Oberst Christoph: yes
Sukoda Fox: 3/4 of the time he never responds to me when I IM him, but I shall trhy!
Chiropteral: Dang. Jame's Sweet Seduction thread is something right out of a porn fanfic.
Sukoda Fox: Thanks. ^^
Sukoda Fox: *is Dark Temptress*
Chiropteral: Seriously?
Sukoda Fox: hahaha! yes. :p
Chiropteral: You kids.
Oberst Christoph: lol

Sukoda Fox: *Slips up behind you, running her hands lightly across your back.* Hey there, sexy. * She slips one of her hands underneath your shirt and scraps her fingernails across your bcck. Then she grabs the hem of shirt and drags it up over your head before she shoves you forward and against the wall.* I'm on a dare to fuck you senseless and make you straight, think you can handle it?
Serilliant: Well, couple of things right off the bat
Serilliant: As you'll notice, I'm above the age of 14
Serilliant: Which means things encased in little asterisks do very little to entice me
Serilliant: Second, I'm not the one that gets pushed into walls. I'm the one that does the pushing, so negative points for that move
Serilliant: And finally, if we were to analyze the use of the verb "fuck" there, I'm pretty sure I'd be on the giving end and not the other way around. No offense intended, of course, but the parts are different, you see
Sukoda Fox: Well, feel free to change positions, shove me up against the wall and show me what a real man can do.
Serilliant: Gladly, but as a pointer for the future, "I'm on a dare" is not the sexiest thing a guy can hear
Serilliant: Opening with a, "I've been thinking about you all day"
Serilliant: That works
Serilliant: But, "I'm being paid to do this"... not quite as hot
Sukoda Fox: I'm not being paid to do this, I was allowed to choose my target, I got to choose you.
Serilliant: Ah... better
Sukoda Fox: I mean, how could I ever even think about resisting you?
Serilliant: You couldn't
Sukoda Fox: You're almost too much for me to handle.
Serilliant: Okay, again, quick tip:
Serilliant: I am too much for you too handle
Sukoda Fox: Oh please, don't you put yourself too high up on that stool.
Serilliant: You're trying to turn me straight and you bring up 'stool'?
Sukoda Fox: lol!
Sukoda Fox: I am way too intoxicated for this!
Serilliant: You and me both, honey
Serilliant: Actually, wait
Serilliant: I take that back
Serilliant: I'm just the right level of intoxicated for this
Sukoda Fox: Haha! Well, shame nothing between an asterick doesn't get you then, because otherwise I'd be all over you.
Serilliant: Nothing a quick plane ticket would fix, eh?
Sukoda Fox: Hmm, very true.
Sukoda Fox: So where in the state do you live again?

Witchblade

03-02-08, 12:54 AM

Serilliant: Oregon
Sukoda Fox: Oh, god, where is that!?
Serilliant: Japan
Serilliant: Oregon, Japan
Serilliant: kekeke ^_^
Sukoda Fox: o.O
Sukoda Fox: I don't believe you. >.>
Serilliant: <(o.o<)
Sukoda Fox: lmao!
Sukoda Fox: I'm on my way! you better be prepared for this, sweety!
Serilliant: I'm sort of tapped out for the day. Can you take a number, sweets?
Sukoda Fox: Hell no, I'm ripping your clothes off, typing you down to that bed and fucking you until you're begging me for mercy.
Sukoda Fox: *tying
Serilliant: Oh yeah, baby, type me hard
Sukoda Fox: I will, harder than you can handle.
Serilliant: The fact that I'm riddled with the clap isn't a deal-breaker, is it?
...
Serilliant: "Oberst Christoph: Until he deletes your account. Lol."
Serilliant: Mm... such sweet temptations in my head
Serilliant: Now I'm getting hard
Sukoda Fox: Do it!
Sukoda Fox: Do it, bitch!

BlackAndBlueEyes

03-03-08, 05:20 PM

Sukoda Fox (10:00:01 AM): I'd bring my weapons, but the borderboards are getting rather strict lately.
Midvalley20 (10:01:07 AM): borderboards between states? or are you living in candidadia or something
Sukoda Fox (10:01:35 AM): ...you didn't know I'm Canadian. o.O
Midvalley20 (10:02:01 AM): i kinda' wondered why raping you smelled like maple syrup

Lavinian Ambition

03-03-08, 06:30 PM

[16:25] SethDahlios: Hey shmexy
[16:25] Sukoda Fox: omg, yay!
[16:25] SethDahlios: Sorry I was gone all weekend
[16:26] SethDahlios: I was kidnapped by lonely space vixens and ravaged.
[16:26] Sukoda Fox: You better be sorry!
[16:26] Sukoda Fox: *gasp*
[16:26] Sukoda Fox: you cad!
[16:26] SethDahlios: I had no choice! It was intravenous Viagra!
[16:27] Sukoda Fox: I don't believe you.
[16:27] SethDahlios: *sniffles* Please?
[16:28] Sukoda Fox: It depends.
[16:28] SethDahlios: On?
[16:29] Sukoda Fox: On whether or not you post in Everlong.
[16:29] SethDahlios: Speak of the devil I'm about half done wiht a post I started last night.
[16:29] Sukoda Fox: Woohoo!

Witchblade

03-04-08, 08:59 AM

Mattikins85: I see. Hopefully I'll come up with craptastic post myself. Once I figure Z's reaction to the pregnancy.
Mattikins85: 'Oh, holy shit' just doesn't seem to fit.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: That's what he gets for having too much sex! :p
Mattikins85: lol. This coming from Dark Temptress?
Sukoda Fox: Yeah, and she's going to get pregnant eventually too. Ira, A'rai and Kyo are all having kids.
Mattikins85: damn, Althanas is so doomed.
Sukoda Fox: Hahaha! Nah, not unless Witchblade can miraculously start having kids.
Mattikins85: Seriously it's like the celebrity fad of having kids hit Althanas.
Mattikins85: give it a couple threads and Reiko will have another one, or at least adopt this time around.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: Well, none of this is happening any time soon and all of it will have good storyline associated with it.
Mattikins85: still, I just like making a joke out of it,
Mattikins85: Various character will have kids. Then Letho should have one, who's appearance will be like the second coming of Christ.
Sukoda Fox: lmao

Witchblade

03-04-08, 09:09 AM

Mattikins85: Makes you wonder of althanas has such a thing as condoms.
Sukoda Fox: I would certainly hope so with the amount of one night stands that seem to happen.
Mattikins85: I guess they subsitute with paper bags or something.
Sukoda Fox: Because if we want to get in on realism, I think Dan Lagh'ratham has over twenty kids floating around, A'rai should have been pregnant five times over, Ira should already be pregnant the way her and Malagen fuck like bunnies and by the end of it Zerith will have five kids.
Mattikins85: lmao
Sukoda Fox: Then there's Skie and Avery and Seth Dahlios...
Sukoda Fox: we don't even want to go there.
Mattikins85: Dan staring in the althanas version of the brady bunch or something.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Mattikins85: Would make a kickass version of some talk show.
Mattikins85: Dan meets all of his kids.
Sukoda Fox: Oh God... if they're just as fucked up as him, I think Althanas would be screwed!
Mattikins85: Yes, the problem must go back to the genepool.
Sukoda Fox: hehehe
Mattikins85: come to think of it, it would explain so much.
Mattikins85: OMG! I made it onto the Random IM thread! *faints*
Sukoda Fox: lol

Cyrus the virus

03-04-08, 10:29 AM

You think Dan's rape is survivable?!

Skie and Avery

03-04-08, 05:26 PM

plastiqsword (5:19:42 PM): "Nahahaha!!! You'll never take me alive Manda!" The evil trailer park witch screamed, as the valiant trucker girl threw a barrel of diesel fuel at her face. The barrel burst, soaking the worker of iniquity.
plastiqsword (5:20:38 PM): "I got you now!" Manda charged forth with a blowtorch, incinerating the flesh of Evil witch Elizabeth, melting her skin right off of her bones
restitutionspork (5:22:34 PM): ROFL
plastiqsword (5:22:42 PM): "It's all over now...." The trucker girl wiped her brow and turned into the sunset. But of of nowhere warlock woman Elizabeth arose! "No, it can't be!!!" Screamed Manda, wide eyed. Then, from out of the ground she called forth zombie servants of her daughter's father and sent them after trucker girl with unholy wrath
restitutionspork (5:23:16 PM): Im pretty sure it's harmful to laugh this much.
restitutionspork (5:23:19 PM): Oh noes!
plastiqsword (5:23:27 PM): lol

Zook Murnig

03-04-08, 08:04 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (7:54:33 PM): *slings an arm around your shoulder drunkenly for support* Atrassiss, ah luff yew maaaaan.
Necathys (7:54:46 PM): YOU'RE DRUNK
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:54:48 PM): Yew awwsmm.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:54:56 PM): Iss meh, Zookee.
Necathys (7:56:04 PM): I... know.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:56:19 PM): In all honesty and seriousness, thank you!
Necathys (7:56:22 PM): I didn,t think your identity was what I was questioning.
Necathys (7:56:31 PM): Because I posted?
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:56:35 PM): Indeed.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:56:40 PM): *hug of masculinity*
Necathys (7:56:42 PM): Hehe, no problem
Necathys (7:56:51 PM): *french kissing of total heterosexuality*
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:56:55 PM): O.o
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:56:57 PM): No.
Necathys (7:57:01 PM): It's okay!
Necathys (7:57:06 PM): It's heterosexual!
Necathys (7:58:47 PM): So what's next?
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:59:04 PM): Win the 2v2.
SuperSonicMatt1 (7:59:25 PM): And I have to sleep with the judge of my army battle.
Necathys (8:01:06 PM): Awesome!
Necathys (8:01:08 PM): Who's mine?
Necathys (8:01:16 PM): I'll do it too.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:01:23 PM): I don't know who our judges will be.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:01:41 PM): But it might be Witchy, which is easier for you than me.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:01:50 PM): She lives in Candida Albacans.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:02:01 PM): I mean, Canada.
Necathys (8:02:09 PM): Candida Albacans.
Necathys (8:02:16 PM): That is one mighty slip.
Necathys (8:03:59 PM): I'll go pack my robes and wizard hat.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:04:13 PM): Don't mock my religion.
Necathys (8:04:14 PM): Apparently she loves roleplaying live too.
Necathys (8:04:28 PM): Again, you're episcopalian.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:04:47 PM): Have you seen Episcopalian ceremonies?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:04:56 PM): Church service?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:04:58 PM): Baptism?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:05:02 PM): Confirmation?
Necathys (8:05:06 PM): They have wizard hats?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:05:11 PM): Indeed they do.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:05:21 PM): The bishops do indeed.
Necathys (8:05:24 PM): My priest didn,t have one, does that mean I wasn't properly baptized?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:05:44 PM): They usually save the baptisms and confirmations for when the bishop's in town.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:06:24 PM): Also, Candida Albacans is a type of yeast that can grow in the vaginal area.
Necathys (8:06:33 PM): The bishop's never in town here.
Necathys (8:06:39 PM): And yes, I actually, quite sadly, knew.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:06:56 PM): Well, then you're all going to hell. And so am I. I've never been baptized.
Necathys (8:07:01 PM): GOOD LORD
Necathys (8:07:05 PM): GET A PRIEST HERE NAO
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:07:19 PM): My parents didn't want to go through the hassle of picking out godparents.
Necathys (8:07:21 PM): POR HIM IN SUM HAULLEE WUTERZ
Necathys (8:07:28 PM): Seriously, that's the reason?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:07:40 PM): Bishops are holier than thou.
Necathys (8:07:55 PM): That must be the most awesome reason for going to hell ever.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:08:35 PM): St. Peter: So, it says here you're expected in the netherworld.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:08:55 PM): Me: Why? I was ever faithful and a servant of the Lord.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:09:03 PM): St. Peter: Your parents didn't give a fuck.
Necathys (8:09:16 PM): Hahaha
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:14:55 PM): Awesome post.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:15:09 PM): Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:15:18 PM): I knew it would be worth the wait.
Necathys (8:16:23 PM): Really?
Necathys (8:16:26 PM): ^^
Necathys (8:16:35 PM): Thanks.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:16:39 PM): I particularly liked the colorblind children.
Necathys (8:17:17 PM): Haha
Necathys (8:17:24 PM): Dagon is anything but politically correct
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:17:51 PM): On a new topic: Have you heard about my bet with Reiko?
Necathys (8:19:29 PM): No?
Necathys (8:19:55 PM): What is it?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:20:01 PM): I challenged him to make a male or nonfurry character.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:20:13 PM): In the end, we agreed to a battle, starting this weekend.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:20:22 PM): Zook v. Tsukiko.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:20:34 PM): If I win, he takes that challenge.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:20:46 PM): If he wins, I do a thread with him using my gnoll, Hreark Lorespinner.
Necathys (8:20:47 PM): If he wins?
Necathys (8:20:54 PM): Haha, that's not a bad bet
Necathys (8:21:04 PM): Though you should make him promise to roleplay with that character too
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:07 PM): At first he wanted me to make a female or furry character.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:15 PM): Oh, that's part of the deal.
Necathys (8:21:15 PM): He could just make a fake one and never play it
Necathys (8:21:18 PM): Perfect
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:22 PM): He has to get it to level 1.
Necathys (8:21:23 PM): So it's like Artifex, reversed
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:21:51 PM): He wanted me to make a female or furry character.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:22:08 PM): I have two female characters, one I have plans for, and a furry, my savage gnoll storyteller.
Necathys (8:22:34 PM): That one girl who looks like Aishwarya Rai?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:22:39 PM): Yeah.
Necathys (8:22:43 PM): Ooh yeah.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:22:44 PM): Amatullah Fadiyah.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:23:03 PM): She and Cad are distant, DISTANT cousins.
Necathys (8:23:18 PM): Which allows for what? ;D
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:24:07 PM): One night of hot passionate sex, but it'd be masturbation really.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:24:12 PM): I'd be writing both characters.
Necathys (8:24:27 PM): DISTINCEST
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:24:37 PM): Incest is best.
Necathys (8:24:47 PM): And it'd be like writing a fanfic.
Necathys (8:24:55 PM): Which is usually always masturbation.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:25:07 PM): I hate fanfics.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:25:16 PM): Some of them are hot, but they're never true to the characters.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:25:44 PM): I particularly enjoyed one Cho-Hermione lesbian lemon.
Necathys (8:27:42 PM): ...
Necathys (8:27:48 PM): You...
Necathys (8:27:50 PM): You read one?
Necathys (8:27:54 PM): I've never read one.
Necathys (8:27:56 PM): Oh god.
Necathys (8:28:01 PM): SO IT'S TRUE?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:28:27 PM): What's true?
Necathys (8:28:33 PM): I forgot.
Necathys (8:28:41 PM): SOmething about ponies.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:28:44 PM): You've never read one?
Necathys (8:28:48 PM): Or a donkey.
Necathys (8:28:56 PM): Not that I remember.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:29:04 PM): There are some good FF7 and FF8 ones, too.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:29:15 PM): Good as in hot, not good as in well written.
Necathys (8:29:48 PM): Oh my god
Necathys (8:29:56 PM): You,re... trying to convert me.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:30:00 PM): Rinoa gets fucked by about eight guys and a girl in the mosh pit during a Garden Festival concert.
Necathys (8:30:00 PM): You're not a jew!
Necathys (8:30:05 PM): You're a Jehovah's Witness!
Necathys (8:30:16 PM): Wait, that's interesting.
Necathys (8:30:22 PM): Fuck.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:31:13 PM): There's a whole alternate FF7 storyline that someone wrote, for if Tifa and Aeris were lesbians and got locked in a cell together during the first Shinra building visit.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:31:50 PM): Tifa gets fucked by a Chocobo in part two, and gives birth by the end of the night to a baby chocobo.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:32:22 PM): In part three, she's fucked by a horde of AVALANCHE freedom fighters at Fort Condor.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:32:36 PM): In part four, she finds Aeris again.
Necathys (8:33:11 PM): ...
Necathys (8:33:14 PM): Chocobo...
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:33:19 PM): Yeah.
Necathys (8:33:24 PM): I'll never heard a squawk the same way again.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:33:28 PM): That part is fucked up.
Necathys (8:33:37 PM): And you read through it whole.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:33:43 PM): Yep.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:33:54 PM): This was a few years back, though.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:36:47 PM): I think it happened when the Chocobo woman shoved a bunch of Gysahl greens into Tifa's pussy.
Necathys (8:37:06 PM): ...
Necathys (8:37:15 PM): You don't have to... You...
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:37:35 PM): And apparently women can activate materia without equipment if they shove them in their pussies.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:37:56 PM): Men can't do it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:38:14 PM): Oh, that whole series is about female empowerment.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:38:21 PM): So written by a dyke.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:40:23 PM): You okay, man?
Necathys (8:40:55 PM): I puked in my bedpan. I'm okay.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:42:28 PM): There's also one where Cloud fucks Tifa, then Aeris, then Yuffie.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:42:39 PM): In Costa Del Sol.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:42:42 PM): On the beach.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:42:58 PM): And people start showing up at the end, cause it's morning.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:43:26 PM): So Aeris freezes time with her Limit Break or something and disrobes all the spectators, and they start fucking.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:45:02 PM): And there's one where Rinoa is trying to become a SeeD, so she takes classes at the Garden and ends up lezzing out with Selphie during a study session, and Xu too, and fucking Irvine, Zell, and some other guy in the gym locker room.
Necathys (8:48:52 PM): I'm starting to wonder if this is all actualyl from a fanfic, or from y our brain.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:49:02 PM): You want me to find it for you?
Necathys (8:49:14 PM): No, I'm good.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:52:02 PM): Oh, I forgot one.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:52:11 PM): Yuffie and Red XIII.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:53:01 PM): So, Yuffie gets curious one night in Red XIII's hometown, so she goes and checks out his package.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:53:20 PM): Then she starts sucking on it, cause she finds it so hot, and he goes wild.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:54:19 PM): He starts fucking her hard from behind, cause that's how he's designed to do it, and apparently there's a knob on the base of his dick that makes it stay in when he cums.
Necathys (8:55:06 PM): Huh?
Necathys (8:55:11 PM): As in he can't pull it out?
Necathys (8:55:16 PM): Why am I participating in this?
Necathys (8:55:26 PM): Why do I urge you on?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:55:28 PM): Because you're intrigued, you sick bastard.
Necathys (8:55:38 PM): Hahaha
Necathys (8:55:57 PM): So how does chocobo-human mating work?
Necathys (8:56:07 PM): I mean, is it a human with wings?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:56:13 PM): It's a chocobo.
Necathys (8:56:14 PM): Or a bird with a human head?
Necathys (8:56:22 PM): No genes from the mother?
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:56:29 PM): It's a way to breed top grade chocobos very quickly.
Necathys (8:56:42 PM): Yeah, how long did that take?
Necathys (8:56:52 PM): Plus, you can have them pay for the bird sex.
Necathys (8:56:56 PM): Win-win.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:56:58 PM): It took one night.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:57:17 PM): And chocobos are very well hung.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:57:40 PM): Like horses, to further extend the relationship between the bird and the equine.
Necathys (8:57:54 PM): That's fascinating.
Necathys (8:58:14 PM): It's like running two succesful businesses in one.
Necathys (8:58:27 PM): This is the future of prostitution.
Necathys (8:58:33 PM): Because it's gotta have a future.
Necathys (8:58:36 PM): Science has evolved.
Necathys (8:58:40 PM): Literature has evolved.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:58:44 PM): And so has sex.
Necathys (8:58:48 PM): Now is the time for prostituion to evolve.
SuperSonicMatt1 (8:59:36 PM): We just need to figure out a way to breed ostriches or emus that can carry the weight of a human being.
Necathys (9:01:24 PM): Naturally.

Godhand

03-04-08, 11:19 PM

God, you internet people are the worst.

Witchblade

03-04-08, 11:23 PM

Sukoda Fox: I appear to have caught a cold
Jack Raynes: Do you think you can write through it?
Jack Raynes: I could just put words in your character's mouth.
Sukoda Fox: Yep, I wrote that Lasair post today
Jack Raynes: If you want
Sukoda Fox: lol, no that's okay, You're liable to put something else in my character's mouth
Jack Raynes: Giggity.

Edward Judorne

03-04-08, 11:49 PM

Sukoda Fox: Oh God... if they're just as fucked up as him, I think Althanas would be screwed!

And then Althanas would have kids, and it would be AWESOME!

Skie and Avery

03-05-08, 03:53 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (2:44:41 PM): It'll take until the 21st for me to get there?
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:44:59 PM): I thought I would be arriving late on the 20th.
restitutionspork (2:45:20 PM): You'll be arriving at 2:15 AM on the 21st. LoL
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:45:36 PM): Then, fifteen and a half days.
restitutionspork (2:46:03 PM): Yeah, but it won't be this time, as I stated, for 16 more. The 21st is the first 2:45 PM you'll spend with me.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:47:12 PM): Oooh, argue temporal circumstances with me. You've got me so hot.
restitutionspork (2:48:02 PM): You like it when mama talks nerdy to you, naught boy?
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:50:03 PM): Yeah, I do. Tell me all about your flux capacitor.
restitutionspork (2:55:17 PM): Someone's been on myspace.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:55:37 PM): Huh?
restitutionspork (2:56:02 PM): You're talking about that quiz, right?
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:56:10 PM): What quiz?
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:56:44 PM): O.o
restitutionspork (2:57:17 PM): Wait. I think that was on my livejournal.
restitutionspork (2:57:19 PM): Or was it?
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:57:44 PM): I still don't know what you're talking about.
restitutionspork (2:59:11 PM): No wait. Damn. I don't think I ever reposted that. Well a few days ago I took a quiz that had the question "What do you think of when you hear flux capacitor?"
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:59:31 PM): And what's your answer?
restitutionspork (2:59:35 PM): McFly
restitutionspork (2:59:40 PM): duh
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:59:47 PM): See, I think of Dr. Brown.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:59:55 PM): AKA Doc.
restitutionspork (2:59:55 PM): That's because you like them old and senile.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:00:07 PM): No, it's because he invented it.
restitutionspork (3:00:27 PM): No, it's because you like people who are older and a little tainted in the head. Otherwise you'd be with someone other than me. XD
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:00:59 PM): Don't forget I like them sexy, which Doc Brown certainly is not.
restitutionspork (3:01:35 PM): Are you saying Christopher Lloyd isn't attractive to you? What about Angels in the Outfield? He was stunning there.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:01:51 PM): >.>
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:04:25 PM): So, you like them young-looking and in stuffed vests?
restitutionspork (3:05:29 PM): Yep. Floating skateboards are a plus.

Christoph

03-05-08, 05:28 PM

DraconianCyrus (6:15:53 PM): WoW > you
Oberst Christoph (6:17:55 PM): That hurt.
Oberst Christoph (6:18:05 PM): I think... I think I'm going to cry,
DraconianCyrus (6:18:06 PM): I still love you
DraconianCyrus (6:18:10 PM): Aw
Oberst Christoph (6:18:11 PM): :'(
Oberst Christoph (6:18:16 PM): We're THROUGH!
Oberst Christoph (6:18:20 PM): *storms out, sobbing*
DraconianCyrus (6:19:35 PM): Sweet
Oberst Christoph (6:20:00 PM): Jerk...

Oberst Christoph (6:18:52 PM): I just broke up with Cyrus.
Loquelf (6:19:13 PM): Does he need consoled?
Oberst Christoph (6:19:35 PM): I don't know. Maybe.
Loquelf (6:20:01 PM): Why'd you break up with him? You flirt with him more than you flirt with me. :-P
Oberst Christoph (6:20:11 PM): He said that WoW > me.
Oberst Christoph (6:20:13 PM): *sniffles*
Loquelf (6:20:24 PM): Aww. Lol.
Loquelf (6:20:51 PM): I'm sure it's just a temporary spat and you'll be back together in a week.
Oberst Christoph (6:21:06 PM): You think so?
Loquelf (6:21:54 PM): Yeah. Or less.
Oberst Christoph (6:22:04 PM): *sniff* I feel better now.
Loquelf (6:22:19 PM): *petpet*

Witchblade

03-07-08, 10:26 PM

R34l l337 1: hey
Sukoda Fox: heya smexy
R34l l337 1: slow night
Sukoda Fox: oh?
R34l l337 1: bored, and not feeling well
R34l l337 1: oh well, hows your night going
Sukoda Fox: good, I had a rough day at work and I fucked my knee up, but now I'm just relaxing and getting really tired
R34l l337 1: I think you learned a valuable lesson
R34l l337 1: charge 'em extra for doggy style
R34l l337 1: its a health risk
Sukoda Fox: God, I know!
Sukoda Fox: Next time, I'm not even going to let that John get it doggy style, jerk. Not even a tip.
R34l l337 1: if you talk nicely to your pimp maybe you can get him to fuck the guy up real nicew
Sukoda Fox: Hmm.. I dunno, Godhand can be a real ass sometimes.
R34l l337 1: Yeah, but he pays well
Sukoda Fox: But he demands shit on the side. Did you know he has this thing for cucumbers?
R34l l337 1: yes
R34l l337 1: Cory told me
Sukoda Fox: Jeez, what doesn't Cory know about Godhand?
R34l l337 1: things...
R34l l337 1: dark scary things...
R34l l337 1: the kind of things that haunt the deepest nightmares of your soul
R34l l337 1: those are the type of things Cory doesn't know about godhand
Sukoda Fox: Really? Because I opened that closet once and all that came out were butterflies, fairies and rainbows. It was kind of creepy. >.>

grim137

03-07-08, 10:33 PM

R34l l337 1 (11:24:28 PM): Glad I finally have another entry for that random convos thread
Sukoda Fox (11:24:45 PM): Haha! I was just going to post this actually
R34l l337 1 (11:24:54 PM): then you post it, I'm lazy
Sukoda Fox (11:25:09 PM): fine then, bitch
Sukoda Fox (11:25:12 PM): no sex for you
Sukoda Fox (11:28:02 PM): tired...
R34l l337 1 (11:29:48 PM): I don't even know what you look like or where you live
R34l l337 1 (11:29:57 PM): you think I care about sex from you?
Sukoda Fox (11:30:10 PM): ouch...
R34l l337 1 (11:30:11 PM): you have sorely overestimated my desperateness
R34l l337 1 (11:30:24 PM): I'm sorry, that was crossing the line
Sukoda Fox (11:30:48 PM): I... don't even know how to respond to that...
R34l l337 1 (11:31:05 PM): Just let it sink in and all will be right with the world
Sukoda Fox (11:31:17 PM): you really are an ass
R34l l337 1 (11:31:43 PM): which is why you crave me

Crystal Suncrest

03-08-08, 11:35 AM

These are a hoot. could somebody please post the links to parts 1, 2, and 3 of the IM convos thread?

Zook Murnig

03-08-08, 03:00 PM

You can find it with a quick search. Just narrow it down to the Flying Stone Tavern and search for Random IM Conversations.

Crystal Suncrest

03-08-08, 03:53 PM

You can find it with a quick search. Just narrow it down to the Flying Stone Tavern and search for Random IM Conversations.

After doing that I only found parts 3 and IV. I then tried taking out the word random and found part 2, but I still can't find part 1.

grim137

03-08-08, 03:58 PM

I think part 1 was pre crash so it might be lost forever.

Slayer of the Rot

03-08-08, 04:00 PM

Part 1 wasn't all that great, anyway.

Arsène

03-08-08, 04:12 PM

Yeah, because I wasn't in it enough.

Thus, not as great,

Saxon

03-08-08, 05:46 PM

[18:23] Sirusv2ptO: http://www.legorobotcomics.com/?id=50
[18:24] Sirusv2ptO: *salute*
[18:24] SuperSonicMatt1: No.
[18:25] Sirusv2ptO: X-D
[18:25] SuperSonicMatt1: I'm not going to click that.
[18:25] Sirusv2ptO: Why not?
[18:25] SuperSonicMatt1: No.
[18:25] Sirusv2ptO: Pussy.
[18:26] SuperSonicMatt1: I'm not going to indulge your query, or your provokation.
[18:26] SuperSonicMatt1: Heh, Pravoka.
[18:26] Sirusv2ptO: Seems your courage runs parallel to your ability to spell. *scratches chin thoughtfully*
[18:27] SuperSonicMatt1: I'm sorry, the township of Pravoka has been on my mind of late.
[18:27] SuperSonicMatt1: What with their pirates.
[18:27] SuperSonicMatt1: And the ability to gain a ship from them.
[18:27] Sirusv2ptO: So you won't look at the link because?
[18:27] SuperSonicMatt1: I know better.
[18:27] Sirusv2ptO: Its nothing gross.
[18:28] SuperSonicMatt1: That means it's gross.
[18:28] Sirusv2ptO: O.o
[18:28] Sirusv2ptO: If you don't want a laugh, fine don't click it.
[18:28] SuperSonicMatt1: It seems your ability to deceive runs parallel to your ability to use correct punctuation.
[18:29] Sirusv2ptO: It seems everybody's ability creativity runs directly parallel to my genius. *puts a cigarette in his mouth and lights it* Monkey see, monkey do, huh?
[18:30] SuperSonicMatt1: It seems your ability to be humble also runs parallel to your ability to speak English.
[18:30] Sirusv2ptO: No hablo ingles.
[18:30] SuperSonicMatt1: Por que?
[18:35] Sirusv2ptO: Peaches (http://www.legorobotcomics.com/?id=50)
[18:36] SuperSonicMatt1: I'm not stupid.
[18:36] SuperSonicMatt1: I know how to check a fucking link.
[18:36] Sirusv2ptO: Man, you've been around Manda for too long.
[18:36] SuperSonicMatt1: I learned that skill long ago.
[18:36] Sirusv2ptO: Smoke a joint, read a web comic.
[18:36] SuperSonicMatt1: I read webcomics.
[18:36] SuperSonicMatt1: Good ones.
[18:36] SuperSonicMatt1: Least I Could Do.
[18:36] Sirusv2ptO: Thats a funny webcomic.
[18:36] SuperSonicMatt1: Looking For Group.
[18:37] Sirusv2ptO: Those suck.
[18:37] SuperSonicMatt1: Questionable Content.
[18:37] SuperSonicMatt1: Sam and Fuzzy.
[18:37] Sirusv2ptO: no Penny Arcade, PBF, Doop, or LegoRobot?
[18:37] Sirusv2ptO: What're you, a Mormon?
[18:37] SuperSonicMatt1: I read Ctrl+Alt+Del, but only out of habit. And for the CAD rule.
[18:38] Sirusv2ptO: *thumbs down*
[18:38] SuperSonicMatt1: I know, B^U.
[18:38] Sirusv2ptO: If you don't even have the balls to read Legorobot, than some of the serious shit I have would freak you out.
[18:38] Sirusv2ptO: Freak. You. Out.
[18:39] SuperSonicMatt1: I don't give a fuck about random-ass webcomics like Legorobot.
[18:39] SuperSonicMatt1: That's White Ninja shit right there.
[18:39] Sirusv2ptO: Sounds like someone is a closet-reader.
[18:39] SuperSonicMatt1: Think what you want.
[18:39] Sirusv2ptO: Oh I will.
[18:39] Sirusv2ptO: I will.
[18:39] SuperSonicMatt1: The name gives itself away.
[18:39] Sirusv2ptO: How? Legorobot?
[18:40] SuperSonicMatt1: Yeah.
[18:40] Sirusv2ptO: Hahahaha, you are a stupe.
[18:40] SuperSonicMatt1: Either it's a comic made up of TOTLY RNDOM JKS or it's a photo comic with a "robot" made of legos.
[18:40] Sirusv2ptO: Neither.
[18:40] Sirusv2ptO: But thanks for playing.

Skie and Avery

03-08-08, 09:46 PM

I clicked that link. That was hot.

SuperSonicMatt1 (9:31:53 PM): Sweetheart, that's really loud.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:32:09 PM): Sorry.
restitutionspork (9:32:11 PM): How about now? I've put the phone behind me.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:32:20 PM): Thanks. It was ringing in my ears.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:32:31 PM): I love you.
restitutionspork (9:32:37 PM): I love Elvenking.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:32:43 PM): But not me?
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:32:44 PM): v.v
restitutionspork (9:32:55 PM): I love you, but you don't love Elvenking, and that makes me sad.
restitutionspork (9:33:01 PM): Do you hear that guitar solo?
restitutionspork (9:33:03 PM): Fucking awesome.
restitutionspork (9:33:05 PM): Pure sex.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:33:06 PM): I can't hear it properly.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:33:14 PM): It sounds like pure noise over the phone.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:33:19 PM): Almost white noise.
restitutionspork (9:33:31 PM): If you went to myspace page and listened to my project playlist songs, you could hear it. It's the Disappearing Sands song.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:33:42 PM): I'm sure I'll enjoy it.
restitutionspork (9:33:49 PM): It's the little widget with Solid Snake the background.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:34:00 PM): Of course.
restitutionspork (9:34:11 PM): I can't help who I love, Derek.
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:34:20 PM): Derek?
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:34:24 PM): Who's Derek?
SuperSonicMatt1 (9:34:33 PM): v.v
restitutionspork (9:34:46 PM): Sorry. Save The Last Dance moment. The actual quote is "You can't help who you love, Derek!" but whatever.
restitutionspork (9:35:33 PM): I can't love you properly until you've listened to every song on that list and tell me what you think of it.
restitutionspork (9:36:08 PM): And after you listen to Sleipnir by Manowar, try and walk around the house without screaming "TO VALHALLA!" at random moments. Just try. I bet you can't. I know I can't.

HikariAngel

03-08-08, 09:55 PM

[22:45] ph34r t3h cute ones: http://www.vgcats.com/anime/images/070312.jpg
[22:46] Necathys: Haha I remember that one
[22:46] ph34r t3h cute ones: WAAAAAAY back then
[22:46] ph34r t3h cute ones: comic 6
[22:46] Necathys: Really made me laugh :P
[22:46] ph34r t3h cute ones: yeah
[22:46] Necathys: It's so true
[22:46] Necathys: It's a law of anime physics
[22:46] ph34r t3h cute ones: aye
[22:46] Necathys: 'BANDAGES HEAL EVERYTHING'
[22:47] Necathys: Stitches can go and die
[22:47] Necathys: Wrap around a five-inch deep wound and you're as good as new!
[22:47] ph34r t3h cute ones: Right!
[22:48] ph34r t3h cute ones: just lots of bandages and everything's good as new
[22:48] Necathys: Haha, I wish that were true here
[22:48] ph34r t3h cute ones: medical science would be amazing
[22:48] Necathys: And wouldn't require thousands and thousands of dollars for studies
[22:49] Necathys: 'A new strain of the Ebola?
[22:49] Necathys: Take some BANDAGES!'
[22:49] ph34r t3h cute ones: oh, they'd be studying how to make better bandages that healed wounds faster
[22:49] Necathys: 'If you wrap the bandages in bandages, their healing power grows EXPONENTIALLY!'
[22:49] ph34r t3h cute ones: but only for the first few layers. Too many bandages has shown to cause tumors
[22:50] Necathys: Which you can heal with MORE bandages!
[22:50] Necathys: So all's good!
[22:50] ph34r t3h cute ones: Wow... if only things worked that way
[22:51] Necathys: Damn, it'd be like a Visa commercial everyday.

Godhand

03-11-08, 07:30 PM

Jack Raynes: I protect you while I sleep. Jesus.
SuperSonicMatt1: What I was talking about was her runes. She knows what she's talking about there.
SuperSonicMatt1: She's done readings for me before.
SuperSonicMatt1: She predicted the falling out between Elizabeth and myself.
Jack Raynes: Jack Raynes: Dude, don't...Jesus, quit being such a fucking dipshit!
Jack Raynes: Flip a fucking coin! Heads or tails!
Jack Raynes: Call it, motherfucker! Heads or tails!?
SuperSonicMatt1: How about you pull that head out of your tail.
Jack Raynes: SuperSonicMatt1: Heads.
Jack Raynes: Heads. You and that broad break up.
Jack Raynes: Jesus, when there are only two options "stay together" or "don't stay together", the odds are never below fifty percent.
Jack Raynes: I can flip a coin and five out of ten times I'll call it right. That doesn't make me Nostradamus.
Jack Raynes: SuperSonicMatt1: It was more than that. It was the circumstances and what happened afterward.
SuperSonicMatt1: But I'm not going to argue that with you.
Jack Raynes: "She will leave you and fuck black men in your stead."
Jack Raynes: Marginally more impressive, but I still don't think some fat broad holds the secrets to the universe.
Alcoholic Slayer: HAHAHAHA
Alcoholic Slayer: You got a wicked sack on you to be talking to people like that.
Alcoholic Slayer: You cold took care of it.
Alcoholic Slayer: It astounds me that people still lack a sense of humor in this sopciety. Shit, my friend mocks me all the time for how I fell for this girl that dated some cocksuckers and ignored me, but I tend to brush it off.
Jack Raynes: That reminds me, you believe in ghosts, right?
Jack Raynes: Oh, shit! What's that behind you!?

-ten minutes later-

Jack Raynes: Damn, I forgot all about this conversation.
Jack Raynes: The joke is that it was Casper.
Alcoholic Slayer: Hahaha.

Skie and Avery

03-12-08, 03:10 PM

restitutionspork (2:59:29 PM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/Mandeh004.jpg First shelf with my girly/writing/art stuff on it.
restitutionspork (2:59:53 PM): Second shelf with dvds, video games, cds and other stuffs on it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/Mandeh007.jpg
restitutionspork (3:00:15 PM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/Mandeh010.jpg How the two shelves look on the wall.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:00:41 PM): First picture. What is the thinjg hung on the far left and what is that poster of with the black dude and the kid?
Alcoholic Slayer (3:01:13 PM): Eww, LoveActually.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:01:35 PM): Is that FF12?
restitutionspork (3:01:40 PM): The thing on the far left, the green thing, is the title to my car. The black guy and the kid is the poster that came with the PS2 game Bully. And yes.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:01:55 PM): AWESOME.
restitutionspork (3:02:32 PM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/Mandeh008.jpg Here's the newest one, the french fry box.
restitutionspork (3:02:49 PM): It holds my dread stuff from knotty boy.com rather nicely. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/Mandeh009.jpg
restitutionspork (3:03:20 PM): Then, I've got a very small one in the closet to hold my sock and panties. As you can see, I need to do laundry because all that's on that shelf is my bikini. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/darthmaulnda/Mandeh011.jpg
Alcoholic Slayer (3:04:15 PM): And a picture of Vegeta. You're weird.
restitutionspork (3:04:36 PM): It's sentimental. A good friend drew that for me for my 16th birthday.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:05:04 PM): Is that sum manga up on the shelf?
restitutionspork (3:05:26 PM): All my books are up on that shelf, and yes....there are a few volumes of manga.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:05:31 PM): Is that Demon Diary and the third volume of Saiyuki?
restitutionspork (3:05:31 PM): LOL You've got quite the eye.
restitutionspork (3:05:36 PM): And no.
restitutionspork (3:05:37 PM): It's not.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:05:51 PM): Shit, it looked like it. Definitely Saiyuki.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:05:56 PM): Ah well.
restitutionspork (3:06:00 PM): 1-3 is Confidential confessions and the lone 3 is Paradise Kiss.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:06:16 PM): Oh.
Alcoholic Slayer (3:06:19 PM): Gross.
restitutionspork (3:06:22 PM): LOL

Moonlit Raven

03-12-08, 06:02 PM

Sukoda Fox: Heya
MlRaven69: ello there
MlRaven69: how's it going?
Sukoda Fox: better, now that I'm home and not at work, you?
MlRaven69: jas finally went to bed so now I'll call over my lover
Sukoda Fox: *looks around suspiciously* are you sure he's sleeping?
MlRaven69: yup. I just checked, but I think he's on to me. He stayed up far longer than he normally does
Sukoda Fox: Bugger, I'll have to tire him out quicker next time.
MlRaven69: please do ^^
Sukoda Fox: Heh, no problem. But onto other things now that he's gone... *pins you down and takes advantage of you*
MlRaven69: O.o * wriggles for .5 seconds then falls asleep*
Sukoda Fox: lmao!
MlRaven69: * huggles*
Sukoda Fox: *snuggles*
MlRaven69: sorry about that
Sukoda Fox: you're not forgiven
MlRaven69: aww * grovels on hands and knees*
Sukoda Fox: Much better, you are forgiven
MlRaven69: *gives a pedicure*
Sukoda Fox: *giggles and squirms* no!!! Tickling!
MlRaven69: Woot! *glomps and lightly scratches under toes and along the arch* my revenge shall be complete
Sukoda Fox: NoooOOOOooo! *wriggles and squirms, trying to crawl away*
MlRaven69: * gnaws on ankles*
Sukoda Fox: o.o
MlRaven69: ....wait that's a bad thing. now I'm just a ankle biter
MlRaven69: lol
Sukoda Fox: lol

MlRaven69: You know, for some reason I'm finding it hard to antagonize you lately. Could it be respect?
MlRaven69: .... na. How's it going?
Jack Raynes: You haven't talked to me in like...
Jack Raynes: Two months.

Godhand

03-12-08, 09:32 PM

Jack Raynes: See jew later, Cory.
AngelicMalice15: Jew too
Jack Raynes: Fuck jew.

Saxon

03-12-08, 11:37 PM

[00:21] Sirusv2ptO: But I am fiercely an 'evidence-in-hand' kind of guy. And when it comes to Magick and religion being practiced in reality, I tend to look at it in a more negative light.
[00:21] Sirusv2ptO: Thats about it.
[00:21] Sirusv2ptO: =P
[00:31] SukodaFox: Yeah, I know what you mean. I hate religion.
[00:32] Sirusv2ptO: Hehe.
[00:32] Sirusv2ptO: I mean, I could be wrong and he and other religions could be right.. but unless I'm presented with irrefutiable evidence that can be replicated, explained, and deduced.. I have no reason to buy into it. =P
[00:33] SukodaFox: I'm in the same boat
[00:33] Sirusv2ptO: I am what Bill Nye the Science Guy would call a 'prodigy'.
[00:33] Sirusv2ptO: /joke.
[00:33] SukodaFox: lmao!
[00:33] SukodaFox: I remember that show
[00:33] Sirusv2ptO: Yeah
[00:34] Sirusv2ptO: Did ya hear about how his wife tried to kill him?
[00:34] SukodaFox: no. o.O
[00:34] Sirusv2ptO: Poisoned his vegetable garden.
[00:34] SukodaFox: lol, wow
[00:34] Sirusv2ptO: Bill found it in time or something and is divorcing her.
[00:34] Sirusv2ptO: You don't friggin' mess with the science guy with chemicals. =P
[00:35] SukodaFox: Heheh, damn straight!

Karuka

03-13-08, 12:24 AM

Loquelf (8:47:08 PM): Kaymiril/Karuka says:
But I want my bazaar thread done first so I can include the new thing in my stuffdate and not have to keep it in mind. >.>
Matt the virus says:
What a prude
Kaymiril/Karuka says:
I like my duckies all in a row...
Kaymiril/Karuka says:
Is that so wrong, Matt?!?!?! Is it?!
Kaymiril/Karuka says:
/melodrama
Oberst Christoph (8:48:43 PM): lol.
Oberst Christoph (8:48:46 PM): Silly
Loquelf (8:51:28 PM): Speaking of duckies in a row, my fishie needs fed.
Oberst Christoph (8:51:45 PM): But he's not a duckie. >.>
Loquelf (8:52:18 PM): No...but he does like to eat.
Loquelf (8:52:23 PM): Duckies like to eat, too.
Oberst Christoph (8:53:33 PM): Well, so do bears.
Loquelf (8:53:39 PM): Mhmm.
Oberst Christoph (8:53:47 PM): Why can't bears be in a row?
Loquelf (8:53:50 PM): But bears don't have anything to do with rows.
Oberst Christoph (8:53:57 PM): Well, why not?
Loquelf (8:54:00 PM): Everyone knows that duckies follow their mamas all in a row.
Oberst Christoph (8:54:10 PM): But fishies aren't in rows.
Loquelf (8:54:30 PM): But I have to feed my fishie. So feeding my fishie is one of my duckies that I need to have in a row.
Oberst Christoph (8:56:31 PM): Lol.
Loquelf (8:56:40 PM): ^_^
Oberst Christoph (8:57:50 PM): I like duckies. ^^
Oberst Christoph (8:57:56 PM): They are very delicious.
Loquelf (8:58:05 PM): I haven't eaten a duckie in a long time.
Loquelf (8:58:12 PM): I've fed duckies recently, though.
Oberst Christoph (8:58:18 PM): Lol.
Loquelf (8:58:57 PM): Well, not recently recently.
Loquelf (8:59:04 PM): I want a duckie. >.<
Oberst Christoph (8:59:13 PM): haha
Loquelf (8:59:14 PM): I want one of the little fuzzy ones that are very cute.
Oberst Christoph (8:59:24 PM): I'll be sure to cook one for you in the fall.
Loquelf (8:59:41 PM): Noooooo... I want it to have for the fuzziness....
Oberst Christoph (9:00:08 PM): Well, suit yourself. All the fuzz might get stuck in your throat, though.
Loquelf (9:03:12 PM): I want it alive, not for eating.
Loquelf (9:03:17 PM): We can eat it when it gets big.

RumpleGrumblePuss

03-13-08, 12:41 AM

MlRaven69: awww, i think i'm scaring hikariangel
Sukoda Fox: how so?

MlRaven69: Do you think insanity is infectious?
hikariangel802: yes
hikariangel802: very much so
MlRaven69: *sigh* I should have stayed a hermit.
hikariangel802: but then nobody would be around to infect you with the crazy
MlRaven69: I'd be safe and free of urges to rape random people
hikariangel802: o_o
MlRaven69: * leers*
hikariangel802: *glances over to Shadar questioningly*
hikariangel802: Is he all right with you being like this?
MlRaven69: Lol, he's sleeping last time I looked into the bedroom. Besides, it's okay as long as I don't bring strays home. =p
MlRaven69: Manda is my best friend if that tells you anything. We went to high school together, sooooo, I can be a little off at times.
hikariangel802: Oye. That explains a lot.
MlRaven69: ^^ rofl, manders introduced me to Jas almost five years ago.
hikariangel802: that's cool. I sometimes wish I could meet half the people I know online in person
MlRaven69: Same here

Sukoda Fox: lol!
Sukoda Fox: damn right he is, while she's out raping random people, I get to rape him!
hikariangel802: hahahahaha
MlRaven69: ^^
hikariangel802: This is too much. I'm going to hyperventilate if this keeps up
MlRaven69: <.< >.> when Jas is sleeping she molests me * sniffles*
hikariangel802: I tend to do that when I laugh too much

Godhand

03-14-08, 05:25 PM

SuperSonicMatt1: In other news, my daughter hates me.
Jack Raynes: I'm not surprised. I kind of hate you too.
SuperSonicMatt1: She cries when she looks at me.
Jack Raynes: Hahahahaha
Jack Raynes: Ahhh...
Jack Raynes: That was nice. Thanks.
SuperSonicMatt1: I hear you're alright when it comes to kids.
Jack Raynes: Children love me, damnit!
SuperSonicMatt1: Any advice?
Jack Raynes: Hit her with the jackknife powerbomb. She'll love you forever.
SuperSonicMatt1: She's a year old.
Jack Raynes: Make sure to put it on youtube.

Godhand

03-15-08, 05:13 PM

Jack Raynes: I'm thinking of changing my "location" category into: word-searching the name "Godhand".
restitutionspork: LoL, you should since it's true.
Jack Raynes: I do it ever since someone made a birthday thread for me and I didn't find out until like a week later.

Godhand

03-15-08, 08:11 PM

moonlight92385: i hope you get skull fucked douche bag
Jack Raynes: : O

-later-

Oberst Christoph: I guess you're boned, then.
Oberst Christoph: Wait, not to disappoint you...
Oberst Christoph: I guess your boned
Oberst Christoph: *you're
Oberst Christoph: Oh, and now Godhand can think he's clever!
Jack Raynes: First funny thing you've said all night, and it's only because you stole it from a joke I've made twice.

Christoph

03-15-08, 09:07 PM

Jack Raynes (9:19:08 PM): Let me make some dead baby jokes instead.
Jack Raynes (9:19:20 PM): How many dead baby jokes can you fit inside a blender?
Jack Raynes (9:19:21 PM): ...
Jack Raynes (9:19:25 PM): MUDKIPS! LOL!
Oberst Christoph (9:19:36 PM): Dude, the only thing more gay than dead baby jokes are jokes ABOUT dead baby jokes.

Godhand

03-15-08, 10:05 PM

Jack Raynes: You are a girl.
AngelicMalice15: A girl with correct grammar.
AngelicMalice15: And the ability to use imagery and invoke emotion.
Jack Raynes: Also, the bold font.
AngelicMalice15: Damn straight.

oren

03-16-08, 02:52 AM

"Delicacies of the World" on YIM (All names edited for security reasons)

PL: calamari
NR: kitten
PL: mmmmmm
SS: back to the kitten thing?!
PL: they are delicious and cute
NR: mmhm
SS: ... stop eating the kittens!
NR: fluffily delicious
PL: but they're soooooooo goooooood
SS: actually you don't eat bunnies *huggles bunny* go ahead and eat your kittens
NR: bunnies are tasty . . .
PL: mmmmmm bunny
SS: .... away with you two!
NR: lol lots of people eat bunnies
PL: it is true
SS: I know my friends grandmother cooked one of thier pet bunnies.
NR: they are generally good food choices
PL: mmhm
SS: hey in some cultures eating dogs is a delicacy as well.
PL: mmmm dog
NR: *cough*Thai*cough*
NR: . . . I'd eat dog if someone offered it to me . . . a nice cut of dog

Morning Stars

03-16-08, 05:28 PM

Eyeland Eyesore (5:11:52 PM): lol some serious business sluts on that pix thread though, wtf is the boobz pix all about on like the first page?
restitutionspork (5:12:33 PM): My boobs? I love my boobs, and I love to look at them. I thought I'd share the love.
Eyeland Eyesore (5:12:42 PM): NOT YOURS
Eyeland Eyesore (5:12:48 PM): some skank in a bikini or something
Eyeland Eyesore (5:12:52 PM): yours are up there? epic
restitutionspork (5:12:53 PM): LOL. That's me.
Eyeland Eyesore (5:13:01 PM): that's not YOU
restitutionspork (5:13:03 PM): In the green patterned bikini top.
restitutionspork (5:13:06 PM): Jah. It's me.
Eyeland Eyesore (5:13:13 PM): OMG I'M SORRY
restitutionspork (5:13:26 PM): LoL I'm laughing so hard right now. You knew it was me, too.
Eyeland Eyesore (5:13:31 PM): no way
restitutionspork (5:13:49 PM): Yu huh
Eyeland Eyesore (5:14:04 PM): wow intensely embarrassed
Eyeland Eyesore (5:14:09 PM): we can never speak again after this
Eyeland Eyesore (5:14:39 PM): now Althanas won't load for me because I want to look again to see if it is you because I don't think it is, I know it isn't
Eyeland Eyesore (5:14:54 PM): you're trying to mess with my mind because I like ratm and you don't
Eyeland Eyesore (5:16:23 PM): VORTIMO is you????
Eyeland Eyesore (5:16:55 PM): next you'll be telling me the black baby on the first page is yours
restitutionspork (5:22:07 PM): ROFL. Vortimo is indeed me, but what black baby?
Eyeland Eyesore (5:22:24 PM): there's some girl with a black baby on the first page
Eyeland Eyesore (5:23:04 PM): well anyway, sorry for making a big comment about that picture, I was like, you know, that's what I do.. make fun of everybody else to make myself feel better or something I dunno what, just
Eyeland Eyesore (5:23:05 PM): you know
Eyeland Eyesore (5:23:11 PM): didn't expect that to be you
Eyeland Eyesore (5:23:12 PM): AT ALL
restitutionspork (5:23:38 PM): ROFL. Why? Because I look fat in the head shots?
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:23 PM): what kind of a question is that?
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:29 PM): because, no, because I thought like
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:30 PM): lol
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:32 PM): seriously
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:32 PM): look
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:37 PM): I didn't think you were
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:41 PM): that kind of girl
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:42 PM): lol
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:44 PM): that's like
Eyeland Eyesore (5:24:48 PM): all I can say to explain myself
restitutionspork (5:24:55 PM): That kind of girl?
restitutionspork (5:24:57 PM): ROFL.
restitutionspork (5:25:29 PM): You werent around when the video was circulating.
Eyeland Eyesore (5:25:40 PM): omg lol wot

Godhand

03-17-08, 10:04 PM

moonlight92385: i will find you, i will make your life a living hell
Jack Raynes: *address deleted*
moonlight92385: oh we wrote it down
moonlight92385: trust me
Jack Raynes: We?
moonlight92385: the fbi is looking into it
Jack Raynes: Hahahahaha!
Jack Raynes: Oh that's grand!
moonlight92385: yeah i said we
Jack Raynes: My God, you are really running out of ideas.
Jack Raynes: Just you wait! I'm calling the internet police!
moonlight92385: my brother in law is int the fbi
Jack Raynes: My uncle is a power ranger.

Cyrus the virus

03-17-08, 11:06 PM

Internet Justice(tm)!

Slayer of the Rot

03-17-08, 11:26 PM

The internet is serious business.

:mad::mad::mad:

Cyrus the virus

03-18-08, 01:59 AM

He'll report you to the internet detectives.

Cyrus the virus

03-18-08, 11:39 PM

DraconianCyrus: I cum on your pillow
Serilliant: hawt

Godhand

03-19-08, 11:02 PM

AngelicMalice15: We'd be the Rape team of Althanas
AngelicMalice15: "Godhand, some uppiddy little shit thinks she's the bomb!"
Jack Raynes: You seem like the type that recieves, guy.
AngelicMalice15: You: "I'm on it!"
AngelicMalice15: Impregnate!
AngelicMalice15: Back to the Kitchen!
AngelicMalice15: I've told you TWICE!

Lavinian Ambition

03-21-08, 12:47 AM

[22:44] SethDahlios: boobs
[22:45] moonrose448: XD Pervert! =P
[22:45] SethDahlios: boobs
[22:45] moonrose448: Pervert? *Pokes* You could say something else ya know?
[22:46] SethDahlios: penis

SnootchyBootchykins

03-21-08, 01:06 AM

Crystalsuncrest (1:00:04 AM): Crystal is sleeping on my head right now, though.
restitutionspork (1:00:23 AM): What?
Crystalsuncrest (1:01:28 AM): Crystal Suncrest, my hyperactive fairy is sleeping on my head
restitutionspork (1:01:54 AM): I see...
Crystalsuncrest (1:03:33 AM): likely the reason I'm still awake. I toss and turn in my sleep and I'm afraid i'll smoosh her.
restitutionspork (1:03:56 AM): Are you on medication?
Crystalsuncrest (1:04:35 AM): Depikote and concerta

Logan

03-21-08, 01:10 AM

[22:44] SethDahlios: boobs

Boobs INDEED! RAWR! :D

Godhand

03-21-08, 01:13 AM

"Some serious side effects are unusual bleeding (especially in the urine), hallucinations, and extreme drowsiness."

Edward Judorne

03-21-08, 03:47 AM

"Some serious side effects are hallucinations, and extreme drowsiness."

That why I'm up all night every night? LOL

Edit: Good to know that you are just a hallucination

Witchblade

03-21-08, 08:08 PM

Sukoda Fox: Happy Zombie Jesus Weekend!
adirekarma: I've got my shotgun loaded and my survival kit packed
Sukoda Fox: I've got my sword, my twin beretta's and I kidnapped Christoph to throw at them in case we need a distraction. *loads the beretta's* let's go hunting us some jesus.
adirekarma: It's hard to know where he's gonna be, cause there are going to be group of people singing songs to him all over the place
Sukoda Fox: according to the mormons the second coming of jesus christ will be in Cincinatti, so we need to go there!
adirekarma: ew...the zombies can have cincinatti
adirekarma: it's not worth saving

Cyrus the virus

03-22-08, 02:15 AM

Edit: Good to know that you are just a hallucination

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

BURN

Cyrus the virus

03-22-08, 02:48 AM

Crystalsuncrest: So, how you been?
DraconianCyrus: Just fine, busy with work and school. You?
Crystalsuncrest: about as good as a fairy can be after being kicked out of your house.
DraconianCyrus: What?
Crystalsuncrest: Crystal always types in blue, Ed always types in purple, etc..,
DraconianCyrus: You are not talking to me in character.

Godhand

03-22-08, 03:11 AM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

BURN

Is that what that was?

Also, please stop trying to be me.

Arsène

03-22-08, 08:33 AM

Is that what that was?

Also, please stop trying to be me.

He already has the big ego, all he needs is the tiny penis and a face that scares children.

OOOOOOOOOooo SNAP

Logan

03-22-08, 12:31 PM

He already has the big ego, all he needs is the tiny penis and a face that scares children.

Wait...he already has those, too! Matt, are you playing us or something! You're Godhand, just admit it!!!

Lol. I'm kidding...to BOTH of you.

Cyrus the virus

03-22-08, 04:59 PM

Is that what that was?

Also, please stop trying to be me.

I either want to be with you or be you.

Maaaneater.

Godhand

03-22-08, 09:23 PM

AngelicMalice15: So, I'm at the anime Boston con, right? And guess what shitty webcomic artist I see selling his shitty, 20 dollar comic books
AngelicMalice15: Guess
AngelicMalice15: Worst comic on the interwebs
Jack Raynes: Hmm...
Jack Raynes: Dominic Deegan.
AngelicMalice15: Bingo

Skie and Avery

03-23-08, 10:13 AM

It's not IM, but I'll share the IRL conversation love.

Zook: My parents gave me a Hanson CD for Easter one year.
Manda: They're from Oklahoma, you know.
Zook: And they're gay, aren't they?
Manda: Um...no. I think like two of them are married.
Zook: To each other, right?
Manda: No! ...
Zook: Cuz they have long hair.
Manda: Yeah, but...
Zook: Like Cyrus was gay when he had long hair.

Godhand

03-23-08, 11:35 PM

restitutionspork: Also, what's the consistency of your sperm?
Jack Raynes: Uhh...
Jack Raynes: What?
restitutionspork: Like...how watery is it? Because with Daniel it was sticky, but pretty liquid.
restitutionspork: Matt's is weird. It's like half liquid and then huge globs of snot-like white sperm.
Jack Raynes: Jesus.

Jack Raynes: Hey, do you know what thread it was that I posted that depression picture?
AngelicMalice15: Coldstone
Jack Raynes: Right, right.
Jack Raynes: Hahahahaha
Jack Raynes: God, I'm awesome.

Christoph

03-24-08, 01:07 AM

Serilliant (12:56:23 AM): Hey
Serilliant (12:56:25 AM): Sorry, late
Serilliant (12:56:28 AM): What was the quick favor?
Oberst Christoph (12:57:26 AM): I... don't remember.
Serilliant (12:58:19 AM): If you do, I'm in a favor-granting mood, so feel free :-)
Oberst Christoph (12:58:39 AM): Rar! Well, in that case...
Oberst Christoph (12:58:41 AM): I MEAN...
Serilliant (12:58:53 AM): Okay, I can do that
Serilliant (12:58:55 AM): Bend over
Oberst Christoph (12:59:17 AM): Hey now, buddy, I'm not the catcher in this ball-park.
Serilliant (1:00:18 AM): You will be
Oberst Christoph (1:00:42 AM): But it wouldn't count as a favor.

Witchblade

03-24-08, 08:50 AM

Jack Raynes: Read it quick before I delete it.
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: you're on crack. :p
Jack Raynes: Those guys are weak.
Jack Raynes: They need to recognize who the real champion is,.
Sukoda Fox: Heh, if you say so. :p
Jack Raynes: Behold the king...
Jack Raynes: The king of kings...
Sukoda Fox: where!?
Jack Raynes: All hail.
Sukoda Fox: I don't see any King standing anywhere. ;)
Jack Raynes: Your smiley is gay and you should feel gay.
Sukoda Fox: your face is gay and we all know you enjoyed it when that chick shoved the cucumber up your ass.
Jack Raynes: : O

BlackAndBlueEyes

03-24-08, 01:20 PM

Midvalley20 (2:11:56 PM): RYAN: No. Why don't you just screen-cap another NES game like you always do?
ANDY: When you spot a game that has an 8-bit picture of an half-elf, half-orc necromancer with the insignia of the Bretheren of the Unholy Blood Crescent tattooed onto his forehead, let me know.
RYAN: Why don't you just draw it yourself?
ANDY: That takes too much time, and I don't have the money to commission someone to do it...
RYAN: So you're...
ANDY: Right. I'm cruising this site to exploit a total stranger's hard work for my own purposes.
RYAN: Do you really think you're going to find something like that on here?
ANDY: Well, yeah, you can find anything on DeviantArt. I mean, after you sort through all the Naruto fanart and fat anime girls.
Oberst Christoph (2:13:10 PM): Lol.
Midvalley20 (2:13:32 PM): seriously, dawg
Midvalley20 (2:14:33 PM): every time i run a search, no matter what i search for, there's always a pic of naruto and saskue kicking the living daylights out of each other, or there's a girl with big googly eyes who has a gut bigger than the frame
Midvalley20 (2:14:38 PM): *shakes head*
Oberst Christoph (2:14:50 PM): Lolz
Oberst Christoph (2:15:48 PM): Yet I can't find a picture of a pyromancer chef.
Midvalley20 (2:16:41 PM): http://yanomeko.deviantart.com/art/Chef-of-Dragon-Fire-31306482
Oberst Christoph (2:17:09 PM): Holy sheet!
Midvalley20 (2:17:14 PM): i repeat
Midvalley20 (2:17:19 PM): YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING ON DEVIANTART!
Oberst Christoph (2:17:34 PM): How about... lesbian zombie hentai?

(ran search)

Midvalley20 (2:18:16 PM): FUCK! SIXTH PICTURE HAS TWO FAT ZOMBIE NURSES MAKING OUT
Midvalley20 (2:18:26 PM): http://zombie-pip.deviantart.com/art/BambiBlast-s-tattoo-78913837
Midvalley20 (2:18:28 PM): there you go
Oberst Christoph (2:18:30 PM): WITH TENTACLES!
Midvalley20 (2:19:35 PM): http://narcissisticvert.deviantart.com/art/Althea-Zombie-22404813
Oberst Christoph (2:20:05 PM): Lolz

****

Oberst Christoph (2:21:41 PM): So... lesbian zombie catgirl hentai with tentacles
Midvalley20 (2:22:17 PM): there are no results matching my search requirements
Midvalley20 (2:22:22 PM): believe me, i've already looked
Oberst Christoph (2:22:34 PM): Lulz

Slayer of the Rot

03-24-08, 08:47 PM

restitutionspork: Matt's is weird. It's like half liquid and then huge globs of snot-like white sperm.
Jack Raynes: Jesus.

I am going to be fucking sick.

Godhand

03-25-08, 12:42 AM

Serilliant: Somebody say ho
Jack Raynes: No.
Serilliant: ...oh

Christoph

03-25-08, 05:16 PM

Oberst Christoph (5:52:53 PM): I figured I'd say hi and add another one to the fifty IMs you've probably already gotten. :-P
moderndaypaladin (5:53:01 PM): haha fair enough
moderndaypaladin (5:53:22 PM): simple answer: flu + internet issues = not much of me
Oberst Christoph (5:53:28 PM): You'll be glad to know that I've kept everything under control while you were gone.
moderndaypaladin (5:53:36 PM): excellent I suppose
Oberst Christoph (5:53:37 PM): *Althanas explodes in the background*
moderndaypaladin (5:53:43 PM): SHIT!
Oberst Christoph (5:53:44 PM): Yep, everything under control. >.>
moderndaypaladin (5:54:15 PM): well thats good
Oberst Christoph (5:55:34 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (5:56:00 PM): I figured it was something like that. Not a big deal.
Oberst Christoph (5:56:35 PM): I've already saved the Pagoda, concluded the first CT round, judged three of the battles, and took care of all the incompletes.
moderndaypaladin (5:56:47 PM): saved the Pagoda?
Oberst Christoph (5:57:38 PM): Savin' the Pagoda. Serious business.
moderndaypaladin (5:58:01 PM): if anything you have to save the pagoda from serious buisness
Oberst Christoph (5:58:26 PM): Yeah, Sighter said he was going to do something with the pagoda forum to clean it up or something, but then he vanished so I cleaned the place up before it exploded.
Oberst Christoph (5:58:37 PM): And posted revised rules in the mod forum.
moderndaypaladin (5:59:02 PM): I think you should still give the Pagoda to me so that I can turn it into a bar and grill
Oberst Christoph (5:59:14 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (5:59:28 PM): It'd make more money than it was before I took over.
Oberst Christoph (5:59:40 PM): But I've got ideas, and I'll make it the hotspot of Althanas.
moderndaypaladin (5:59:50 PM): you know who else had ideas?
Oberst Christoph (5:59:58 PM): Hitler?
moderndaypaladin (6:00:08 PM): nope, me
Oberst Christoph (6:00:14 PM): Hitler did, too.
moderndaypaladin (6:00:19 PM): nope
Oberst Christoph (6:00:23 PM): Lol.
moderndaypaladin (6:00:31 PM): if he had an idea, he wouldn't have dated his cousin
moderndaypaladin (6:00:38 PM): I mean, even bad ideas are better than that
Oberst Christoph (6:00:41 PM): Haha. That's true.
moderndaypaladin (6:00:42 PM): just sayin'
Oberst Christoph (6:00:54 PM): Unless you live in Utah.
moderndaypaladin (6:01:16 PM): hey in Utah you can just marry like 5 people
moderndaypaladin (6:01:21 PM): none of them can be your cousin though
Oberst Christoph (6:01:33 PM): Really? I thought you could marry cousins, too.
moderndaypaladin (6:01:35 PM): what you're thinking of is Arkansas
Oberst Christoph (6:01:40 PM): Oh, maybe.
moderndaypaladin (6:02:05 PM): either there or Alabama they had a lot of incest
Oberst Christoph (6:02:07 PM): Those two states should merge with Nevada to be the wacko-marriage center of the country.
moderndaypaladin (6:02:18 PM): it was some A state in the South
Oberst Christoph (6:02:42 PM): You can pull up in a limo filled with an entire family ruinion and all leave married. To everyone.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:55 PM): With $100 in complimentary poker chips
moderndaypaladin (6:02:58 PM): hahaha
moderndaypaladin (6:03:00 PM): brilliant!
Oberst Christoph (6:03:10 PM): I could make millions!
moderndaypaladin (6:03:26 PM): millions?
moderndaypaladin (6:03:28 PM): no billions!
Oberst Christoph (6:03:58 PM): Hmm... we'd have to merge with California, too. We'd make double when everyone got divorced.
moderndaypaladin (6:04:07 PM): exactly
moderndaypaladin (6:04:16 PM): maybe throw in Vermont to get the gay marries
moderndaypaladin (6:04:26 PM): that way you increase your pool of people who can marry each other
Oberst Christoph (6:04:29 PM): California and Nevada have that covered.
moderndaypaladin (6:04:40 PM): well then that works
Oberst Christoph (6:05:11 PM): And Utah makes it so you can get married at 12 or something with "parental permission", but California will cancel out the parental permission part.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:20 PM): are you serious?
moderndaypaladin (6:05:27 PM): that is one of the most fucked up things I've ever heard
Oberst Christoph (6:05:29 PM): Might be 14... Or 13
Oberst Christoph (6:05:45 PM): It is pretty fucked up.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:49 PM): I don't mean to be judgemental, but like dude
Oberst Christoph (6:06:21 PM): But just think... we'll have kids getting married at 12, divorced at 14, married again, all the way up to 90 years old.
moderndaypaladin (6:06:30 PM): well thats profit
Oberst Christoph (6:06:46 PM): About 50 million people, about 1k a pop for the marriage and another 300 for the divorce.
moderndaypaladin (6:06:51 PM): haha
Oberst Christoph (6:06:59 PM): Each gets married about... 12 times.
Oberst Christoph (6:07:06 PM): Shall we do some math?
moderndaypaladin (6:07:29 PM): hahaha!
Oberst Christoph (6:07:54 PM): 780 billion dollars in 80 years
moderndaypaladin (6:08:42 PM): now thats excellent!
moderndaypaladin (6:08:48 PM): this plan is without fail
Oberst Christoph (6:08:50 PM): 2.6 billion within the first 6 yers.
Oberst Christoph (6:08:53 PM): years*
Oberst Christoph (6:09:17 PM): Now all we need to do is annex Denmark to get all the legal drugs and prostitutes to make marriages fail even faster.
Oberst Christoph (6:09:25 PM): We could double our revinue.
moderndaypaladin (6:10:54 PM): hmm...
moderndaypaladin (6:11:10 PM): legal prostitutes might make people less likely to marry
Oberst Christoph (6:11:18 PM): That's true...
Oberst Christoph (6:12:08 PM): Maybe pass a law saying that you can't have sex unless your married... only neglect to say that it has to be with your spouse.
Oberst Christoph (6:12:11 PM): XD
moderndaypaladin (6:12:24 PM): now thats brilliant!
moderndaypaladin (6:12:30 PM): guiness level brilliant
Oberst Christoph (6:12:36 PM): w00t!
Oberst Christoph (6:12:54 PM): All right, now let's not think about this anymore. I wouldn't want logic spoiling a great idea.
moderndaypaladin (6:13:02 PM): alright
Oberst Christoph (6:13:08 PM): I mean, don't you hate when that happens?
moderndaypaladin (6:14:03 PM): yeah

Crystal Suncrest

03-27-08, 11:19 AM

Arsène

03-27-08, 01:22 PM

AngelicMalice15 (2:21:07 PM): Do not want! - http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f2/SokiTwopaw.jpg
Jack Raynes (2:21:29 PM): Jesus Christ!
Jack Raynes (2:21:32 PM): Fuck you!
Jack Raynes (2:21:45 PM): Jack Raynes signed off at one twenty one PM!
Jack Raynes signed off at 2:21:47 PM.
jackraynes is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
AngelicMalice15 (2:21:54 PM): lulz

Zook Murnig

03-27-08, 03:42 PM

Jack Raynes (3:39:52 PM): Hey...Guy.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:39:54 PM): You want a...cucumber?
Jack Raynes (3:40:01 PM): I've been thinking a lot about your sperm recently.

Godhand

03-27-08, 03:56 PM

SuperSonicMatt1: Hey, sexy.
Jack Raynes: Hey...Guy.
SuperSonicMatt1: You want a...cucumber?
Jack Raynes: I've been thinking a lot about your sperm recently.
Jack Raynes: I really think you ought to see a doctor.
SuperSonicMatt1: So does Serilliant.
Jack Raynes: It's just weird, is all...Unsettling.
SuperSonicMatt1: He says I have cancer.
SuperSonicMatt1: But why have you been thinking about my sperm?
Jack Raynes: Well, he does know his shit.
Jack Raynes: I was reading over Slayer's comment and I realized that if it almost made HIM puke, then it was something worth thinking about.
Jack Raynes: The conclusion was obviously that you have some sort of testicular problem.
SuperSonicMatt1: It might be my prostate, actually.
Jack Raynes: It's upsetting me.
Jack Raynes: I think you better have your balls x-rayed.
Jack Raynes: If nothing else, at least it might sterilize you.
SuperSonicMatt1: Shit, you know what I just realized?
SuperSonicMatt1: I can't do sex threads with my warforged character...
Jack Raynes: Is that you?
SuperSonicMatt1: Yeah.
SuperSonicMatt1: Brother of My Blade.
Jack Raynes: Hahaha, maybe he can just screw a steel cock on.
Jack Raynes: What, were you LOOKING to do sex threads with him?
SuperSonicMatt1: No, it just occurred to me.
Jack Raynes: Oh baby, shove that cold, slippery maleness into me!
Jack Raynes: Let me jangle around your metal balls!
Jack Raynes: Ding dong! Ding dong! Oh baby, I'm comin'!

Brother of My Blade

03-27-08, 03:58 PM

SuperSonicMatt1 (3:51:37 PM): Manda says there's something wrong with the two of us.
Jack Raynes (3:51:50 PM): By the two of us she means you and her, right?
Jack Raynes (3:51:54 PM): Because I am Mr. Perfect.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:51:55 PM): No, you and me.
Jack Raynes (3:52:01 PM): Jonathan R. Perfect.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:52:15 PM): Except your name is Andre V.Vallejo.
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:52:33 PM): HA!
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:52:37 PM): It makes a sad face!
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:52:43 PM): You're an emo bitch!
SuperSonicMatt1 (3:52:49 PM): By name!
Jack Raynes (3:52:58 PM): : O

Godhand

03-30-08, 04:07 PM

AngelicMalice15: You are a bag of lies and slander.
Jack Raynes: I am a miserable pile of secrets.
AngelicMalice15: And ugly

Skie and Avery

03-31-08, 01:10 PM

restitutionspork (12:15:57 PM): Time for me to head out and search for a pair of three dollar black slacks.
MlRaven69 (12:16:18 PM): kk
restitutionspork (12:55:47 PM): I was victorious
MlRaven69 (12:56:00 PM): yay!!!
MlRaven69 (12:56:04 PM): welcomeback
restitutionspork (12:56:16 PM): I got hit on by an old lady!
MlRaven69 (12:56:20 PM): what?
MlRaven69 (12:56:25 PM): ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
restitutionspork (12:56:32 PM): lol. Let me stop laughing and I'll tell you about it.
MlRaven69 (12:56:36 PM): kk
restitutionspork (12:58:59 PM): Okay, so I get to the thrift shop and as I'm browsing through slacks, one of the cashiers, who was stocking some blouses, asked about the headband I was wearing, if I'd made it myself etc. I had indeed. It did not occur to me that I was wearing the one with a rainbow-esque amalgation of colors in the rope pattern. She mentioned paying me to make her a tam or headband, but then got called over to the register. I continue shopping. Then...
restitutionspork (1:02:23 PM): when I went to check out with the slacks, she makes the comment, "I believe that we are of the same persuasion, of the goddess." she points to my hand. I look down, and am reminded that I was wearing my pentacle ring. I go, "Oh. I'm not much of a Wiccan, really. Shaman, leans more to druidism than modern Wicca." She nods and goes, "me too me too, with some of X thrown in." I don't remember what she said. Something I'd never heard of. She was talking fast, pointing to the top of her head, where there was something supposedly tattooed under the hair. I'm all sorts of confused. Then she starts winking rapidly, asking for a phone number, talking about how we should go out to dinner, how she has crystals that would love to go home with me. I'm like...".....say what?" and then, she leans over, gives me this big over-acted wink and says, "You're looking for a certain cave, aren't you?"
MlRaven69 (1:03:20 PM): O.O
MlRaven69 (1:03:29 PM): Good gods
MlRaven69 (1:03:52 PM): I wish I was there so I could have hung on you and chased the woman off
restitutionspork (1:03:56 PM): I start giggling like crazy, and agree, because my shamanic journeys have all started through caves lately. I'm still pretty clueless. She asks for my number. I give her my e-mail address since my cell phone doesn't work and she's started talking about my headband again. I still think that she just wants me to sew her a nice hat, not that she thinks I'm gay. She kisses it before putting it into her pocket. By this time, there's another customer behind me so I had to leave, but as soon as I step out the door and take a few steps to the car, it hit me that she'd been flirting.
restitutionspork (1:04:29 PM): ROFL. That would have been awesome. The whole thing was pretty bazaar.
MlRaven69 (1:04:39 PM): i bet
MlRaven69 (1:04:44 PM): man that's weird
MlRaven69 (1:04:51 PM): don't return heremails
MlRaven69 (1:05:03 PM): she''l prolly stalk you if give half the chance
restitutionspork (1:05:06 PM): LOL I won't.
MlRaven69 (1:05:30 PM): Thankyou. I'll be giggling baout that all day now
restitutionspork (1:06:24 PM): I should have known she had no clue about Wicca or anything that I THOUGHT she was talking about, tho. She pointed to my necklace and asked where I'd gotten it, since she was talking about crystals. I said it was amethyst from New Mexico and she had the most confused look on her face. Then it went blank and that's about when the winking started.
MlRaven69 (1:07:27 PM): lol
restitutionspork (1:07:44 PM): You would have gotten a kick out of it.
MlRaven69 (1:08:32 PM): i bet

Godhand

03-31-08, 08:00 PM

Jack Raynes: I like that you're an old guy.
Jack Raynes: I mean actually old.
Jack Raynes: Not one of those...I'm a million years old but look seventeen! assholes.
Jack Raynes: That shit drives me crazy.
adirekarma: yeah
adirekarma: characters that are supposed to be hundreds of years old but act like they are 13
Jack Raynes: Exactly!
Jack Raynes: Shit!
Jack Raynes: It's like, okay...
Jack Raynes: You got this old character. In his forties.
Jack Raynes: Real world weary. A vet.
Jack Raynes: And now you got joe fuckface elfguy.
Jack Raynes: Three hundred years old, looks seventeen.
Jack Raynes: So this kid, he's hopping around in the fucking bar like he's been snorting pixie dust.
Jack Raynes: Bouncing off the walls, get me?
Jack Raynes: So the old guy says "Jesus, kid. Calm down."
Jack Raynes: And all of a sudden, the kid draws himself up with a somber expression and says "I'm older than I look, child".
Jack Raynes: And you just want to run in and chairshot the FUCK out of him.
adirekarma: yeah - I hate that
adirekarma: but instead of elfguy it's usually "Look at me! I'm a demon! RAWR!" guy
Jack Raynes: All those assholes look and sound the same to me.
Jack Raynes: Except vampires.
Jack Raynes: They have a delightful "fag" twist to the old classic flavor.

Saxon

03-31-08, 08:19 PM

Hey, there are those of us who can play the immortal card well without 'bouncing off the walls', junior. :rolleyes:

Godhand

03-31-08, 08:23 PM

Survey says? Douchebag.

Oberst Christoph: It's why I left this one vampire forum that I used to write on.
Jack Raynes: Hahahaha FAG!
Jack Raynes: FAGGOT!
Jack Raynes: I'm telling everybody! Hahahaha!

Arsène

03-31-08, 08:34 PM

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n286/AngelicMalice/dnote3701.jpg?t=1207013563

Seriously, there are people who can play the immortal card and come off well. Just like there are people who play the 37 year old gun-for-hire role and suck at it.

Godhand

03-31-08, 08:36 PM

A bloo bloo what?

A bloo bloo bloo.

Arsène

03-31-08, 08:41 PM

A bloo bloo what?

A bloo bloo bloo.

Sounds familiar. (http://www.althanas.com/world/showpost.php?p=92646&postcount=12)

Godhand

03-31-08, 08:45 PM

I am vanquished victorious!

AngelicMalice15: Haven't you died yet?
Jack Krayne: I'm sleep deprived and haven't got the energy to jive with you, pole-jockey. Just imagine me saying something scathing involving your homosexuality,
Jack Krayne: Maybe something filthy I did to your mother. And add in a bunch of curses between words.
Jack Krayne: There.
AngelicMalice15: Impotent in every sense of the word.
Jack Krayne: At least my I didn't go out of my way to preen my AIM avatar into a picture of some faggot wearing a mask, sorry - masque - and a collage of those nauseating albino fucks from the matrix sequel.
Jack Krayne: I'm sorry, did I just kick your fucking ass? Here, let me help you up.
Jack Krayne: Anyway, how are you doing?
AngelicMalice15: Jack of Blades is perhaps the best villian in history.
Jack Krayne: If you're still reeling from that kick in your ass, just hold on to a wall or something and think of swans. I hear that helps.
AngelicMalice15: I'm sorry, Bea Arthur, but your attempts at humor are as flacid as your dick.
AngelicMalice15: Which is, by the way, impossible.
Jack Krayne: Jesus, you're off your game today. I haven't slept in like two days and I'm still just sniping you dead.
Jack Krayne: This must be what they call the zone. It's like you're typing your typical stupid shit in slow motion.
AngelicMalice15: Maybe it's the dead zone. You know, you beign old and near death.
Jack Krayne: Swing and a miss. How about I pitch you a nice slow one?
AngelicMalice15: Is that the pick up line your father used?
Jack Krayne: Either you're some sort of comedic Rainman and I'll get this joke like twelve years later and laugh so hard I die, or you're a fucking retard that doesn't make any sense.
AngelicMalice15: You know an ear of brocili hold enough vitamin C to make an entire model Santa Claus?
Jack Krayne: Did you see how I boxed you in a corner, there? You see the joke is that you're either kind of retarded or totally retarded. That's the joke.

Crystal Suncrest

04-02-08, 10:59 AM

god, this needs to move on to a part 5

Godhand

04-02-08, 04:31 PM

Oberst Christoph: Hey now, 2k is nothing to scoff at.
Oberst Christoph: And isn't the glory worth more than the gold?
Jack Raynes: And here I was thinking of buying a subforum and making it a bar, like Jake Lamotta did in real life.
Jack Raynes: It is, but the bar would have perpetuated my myth.
Oberst Christoph: You need 3k for a subforum?
Jack Raynes: Five grand, I think.
Jack Raynes: But 3 would have put me on my way.
Oberst Christoph: True. Well, so will 2.
Jack Raynes: So does two, I guess. But I digress.
Oberst Christoph: And hold on...
Jack Raynes: Right.
Oberst Christoph: How much do you have right now?
Jack Raynes: Just a couple of hundred.
Oberst Christoph: Ah, so basically nothing.
Jack Raynes: Four o eight.
Jack Raynes: Yeah. Anything under five hundred is nothing.
Oberst Christoph: Hmmm... so you get 2,000 if you become GM, and then you get 500 more for your first win as GM. So after four wins, you'll have a 2k base in addition, as well as however much you get from using the streak bonuses for gold.
Oberst Christoph: So your bar could be the crowning event of you being champion.
Oberst Christoph: Which is way cooler.
Jack Raynes: Indeed.
Oberst Christoph: You'd need to give it a good name, though.
Jack Raynes: Hmm...
Jack Raynes: I don't know. I have some good names, but they're all in Spanish.
Jack Raynes: El Matapatas.
Jack Raynes: There's this thing they put outside farms. Like, on the entryway. It looks sort of like a storm grate. They put it there so horses will break their legs if they're ever leaving the farm, so it stops them from escaping.
Oberst Christoph: All right?
Jack Raynes: It's called a matapatas.
Jack Raynes: Leg killer, translated exactly.
Oberst Christoph: Interesting name for a bar
Jack Raynes: Thought I'd put one of them right on the outside of the bar.
Jack Raynes: I mean the thing is harmless to humans.
Jack Raynes: But then I thought to myself, well, what if you're drunk? You might hurt yourself on it.
Jack Raynes: So I don't really know.
Oberst Christoph: Lol.
Jack Raynes: And the belt would be displayed right on the wall.
Jack Raynes: Fuckin' awesome. Just hung up there on a plaque.
Oberst Christoph: haha. Pretty much.
Jack Raynes: That'd be epic.
Jack Raynes: I could maybe stop in every once in a while and serve drinks.
Oberst Christoph: Tell old stories and shit Rocky style?
Jack Raynes: Put on a little weight.
Jack Raynes: Live the good life.
Jack Raynes: Flirt with chicks.
Jack Raynes: Card underage lookin' broads.
Jack Raynes: Be like, well, you don't look eighteen. Can you prove it?
Oberst Christoph: Well, I'm not sure that kind of law exists in this setting.
Jack Raynes: In MY bar, I'M the law, Goddamnit.
Jack Raynes: And my law says no jailbait broads hangin' around my bar, luring my customers into doing something horrible.
Jack Raynes: That'd be cool, huh?
Jack Raynes: Put it right on the subforum header.
Jack Raynes: Only characters over eighteen allowed.
Oberst Christoph: Lol.
Oberst Christoph: That would be pretty interesting
Jack Raynes: No elves, either.
Jack Raynes: With a little disclaimer at the bottom.
Jack Raynes: Unless you're hot. And a broad.
Jack Raynes: I don't anybody under eighteen or over a hundred hanging out at The Squared Circle.
Oberst Christoph: Lol. And it doesn't matter if you look 18 or not. If you're 10,000 years old, you're screwed
Jack Raynes: Yeah, I don't give a shit how hot you are if you're over a thousand years old.
Jack Raynes: You can just GTFO my bar.
Jack Raynes: The problem is, of course, that I have no way of testing for that shit ICly.
Jack Raynes: And I'm not hiring telepaths. No magic in my joint!

Kumari

04-02-08, 05:09 PM

The Silver Pub ran me 10k.

restitutionspork (10:36:05 PM): So, how often, say on a weekly basis, do you shoop da whoop?
shenjara (10:36:11 PM): ?
shenjara (10:36:17 PM): shoop da whoop?
shenjara (10:36:23 PM): is that a dance of some kind?
restitutionspork (10:36:43 PM): Nigga plz
shenjara (10:36:54 PM): plz dont use that word
shenjara (10:37:15 PM): sorry
shenjara (10:37:27 PM): I've just always been really put off by that word
shenjara (10:37:42 PM): doesn't really matter who says it
shenjara (10:37:57 PM): but what does "shoop da whoop" mean?
restitutionspork (10:38:17 PM): If you can't embrace your negro heritage, you'll never know.
shenjara (10:38:24 PM): what!?
shenjara (10:38:40 PM): I don't have an ounce of black in me
restitutionspork (10:39:02 PM): ...Would you like some?
shenjara (10:39:53 PM): ...will it let me know what the heck you're talkin about?
restitutionspork (10:40:12 PM): Baby, it'll blow your mind.
shenjara (10:40:15 PM): ...
shenjara (10:40:32 PM): now it sounds like you're trying to sell me drugs
shenjara (10:40:34 PM): :P
shenjara (10:40:38 PM): ok, fine
restitutionspork (10:40:41 PM): I'm trying to ass rape you, really.
shenjara (10:41:02 PM): (O_o)
shenjara (10:42:02 PM): *faints off the edge of a cliff*
restitutionspork (10:42:40 PM): EL OH EL!!!!1!!1!1!!!
shenjara (10:44:57 PM): what is with that Jack...something guy?
restitutionspork (10:45:16 PM): Jack Kerouak?
shenjara (10:45:23 PM): AND DON"T CALL ME RACIST!!! (hoping it's loud enough for Jackie boy to hear)
restitutionspork (10:45:40 PM): What?
shenjara (10:46:15 PM): he called me racist
restitutionspork (10:46:21 PM): Who did?
shenjara (10:46:27 PM): Jackie boy
restitutionspork (10:46:37 PM): Who are you talking about??! MY NAME IS MANDA
shenjara (10:46:53 PM): well tell Jack I said I'm not racist
restitutionspork (10:47:01 PM): I don't know who you're talking about!
shenjara (10:47:51 PM): ...
shenjara (10:48:02 PM): restitutionspork (10:46:14 PM): Jack Kerouak?
shenjara (10:48:34 PM): yes you do
shenjara (10:48:52 PM): by the way, love your screen name
restitutionspork (10:49:23 PM): I misspelled. It's Jack Kerouac. And he died in the late 60s, so I doubt he's been calling you a racist.
shenjara (10:49:40 PM): .....
shenjara (10:49:54 PM): you guys are really...
shenjara (10:50:00 PM): I have no idea
restitutionspork (10:50:06 PM): Are you fucking nuts?

Godhand

04-02-08, 10:55 PM

What a maroon.

Melancor

04-02-08, 11:00 PM

[20:18] Poseidon1776: *poke-poke*
[20:18] Sukoda Fox: *bites*
[20:19] Poseidon1776: OWIE ;____;
[20:19] Poseidon1776: 3:
[20:19] Sukoda Fox: well don't poke me then
[20:19] Poseidon1776: ...*poke*
[20:20] Sukoda Fox: *pounces on you, knocking you to the ground. Straddling you, she grabs a fistful of your hair and yanks your head to the side before biting down on your exposed neck*
[20:22] Poseidon1776: I feel raped... ;_;
[20:22] Sukoda Fox: lol
[20:22] Sukoda Fox: not enjoy?
[20:23] Poseidon1776: NO 3: <
[20:23] Sukoda Fox: that's what you get for poking me.
[20:23] Sukoda Fox: Next time I'll break skin
[20:24] Poseidon1776: *shakes* T_T
[20:24] Poseidon1776: meanie...
[20:24] Sukoda Fox: Hehehehe

Cruelty to sea mamals.

Godhand

04-02-08, 11:03 PM

Jack Raynes: I've been having a lot of headaches recently.
Jack Raynes: Every day for the past week.
Jack Raynes: Some dull pain in the front, with a lot more in the back of my head.
Jack Raynes: What do you think?
briancavner3: Cancer
briancavner3: I give you two weeks
Jack Raynes: : O

HikariAngel

04-05-08, 03:01 PM

[00:57] crystalsuncrest: I see no difference.

Scenario B. *Monica Smells catnip coming from a cave*
[00:57] hikariangel802: *sprints in*
[00:59] crystalsuncrest: *A lion cub is eating catnip, and the dad is nearby*
[01:01] hikariangel802: Kitties! *hugs cub*
[01:02] crystalsuncrest: Hey, look, another cute kitty.
[01:03] crystalsuncrest: *Daddy lion looks at Monica angrily*
[01:03] hikariangel802: *hugs daddy lion*
[01:04] crystalsuncrest: *Pets Daddy lion, oblivious to the danger*

[15:55] hikariangel802: I live!
[15:55] Necathys: Not for long, mister Bonds.
[15:55] hikariangel802: How did you know?!
[15:56] Necathys: You have an unnatural resistance to lasers and other such contrived death traps
[15:57] hikariangel802: My secret is known! I must kill you now.
[15:57] Necathys: Aah, but mister Bonds.
[15:57] Necathys: I fully expect you to die.
[15:57] hikariangel802: But I don't want t
[15:57] Necathys: For this time, my trap is of a banal nature.
[15:57] Necathys: Fear!
[15:57] Necathys: A CAR ACCIDENT
[15:58] Necathys: *truck crashes into your brain*

Melancor

04-05-08, 10:07 PM

[19:59] Poseidon1776: *Jumps on top of witchy*
[19:59] Poseidon1776: Haha! Go ponie go!
[19:59] Poseidon1776: run like the wind!
[19:59] Poseidon1776: pony*
[19:59] Poseidon1776: or w/e, just go
[20:01] Sukoda Fox: *grabs you, throws you off her back and then kicks you in the ribs*
[20:01] Poseidon1776: OWIE!~ :___________________________________: You meanie!
[20:02] Poseidon1776: Why....?
[20:02] Poseidon1776: WHY?!
[20:02] Poseidon1776: *sob*
[20:03] Sukoda Fox: Because you jumped on my back and told be to go like I was a freaking horse...
[20:03] Poseidon1776: Are you calling me fat?

Skie and Avery

04-07-08, 11:41 AM

Sukoda Fox (11:32:25 AM): Watch the schooling be way too long for me to handle.
restitutionspork (11:34:23 AM): Nah, I can remember seeing tech colleges around here offer paramedic training. I think all their courses run around a year.
Sukoda Fox (11:34:46 AM): Oh shit... I just saw the words Police Record Check... >.>
restitutionspork (11:35:17 AM): ROFL. That's a problem?
Sukoda Fox (11:35:49 AM): Maybe... depends on what they would consider not eligible.
Sukoda Fox (11:36:09 AM): you know, murder charges have a bad habit of following you around.
restitutionspork (11:36:09 AM): I think it's like a felony, or major arrest.
restitutionspork (11:36:15 AM): Wait, what?
restitutionspork (11:36:17 AM): Murder?
Sukoda Fox (11:36:39 AM): yeah...
restitutionspork (11:36:55 AM): But apparently you weren't convicted, right?
Sukoda Fox (11:37:25 AM): oh god. *bursts out laughing* I'm just fucking with you. I don't have murder charges on my record, I've got other stuff, but not murder, not yet anyway
restitutionspork (11:37:43 AM): I was like. O.O WUT? rofl
Sukoda Fox (11:37:53 AM): lmao!!!
restitutionspork (11:38:09 AM): You suck. rofl. I'm laughing so hard right now my side hurts.

BlackAndBlueEyes

04-08-08, 12:51 PM

Midvalley20 (1:51:03 PM): you
Midvalley20 (1:51:05 PM): http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html sign that
Soul of Sadness3 (1:52:01 PM): who the hell is that?

Auto Response from Midvalley20 (1:52:01 PM): Learning me a book.

Midvalley20 (1:52:10 PM): uwe boll?
Soul of Sadness3 (1:52:18 PM): yea
Midvalley20 (1:52:22 PM): he made a few movies
Soul of Sadness3 (1:52:24 PM): who the hell is that
Midvalley20 (1:52:33 PM): house of the dead, alone in the dark, bloodrayne...
Midvalley20 (1:52:38 PM): dungeon sieg
Midvalley20 (1:52:40 PM): siege
Midvalley20 (1:52:53 PM): pretty much every really shitty video game movie out there
Soul of Sadness3 (1:52:53 PM): ooooh
Soul of Sadness3 (1:53:02 PM): signing now
Midvalley20 (1:53:05 PM): good man
Midvalley20 (1:53:08 PM): here's a cookie

BlackAndBlueEyes

04-09-08, 06:38 PM

Screw double posting.

Sukoda Fox (7:32:37 PM): *pounces on you* I'm back
Midvalley20 (7:32:49 PM): *shoves other girl in the closet quickly*

Auto Response from Sukoda Fox (7:32:51 PM): I went to the bank to see how much money I'm worth.

*look in her account*

Wait...wha...?

If you can correctly guess what I'm worth, I'll give you half!

Midvalley20 (7:32:51 PM): welcome back
Sukoda Fox (7:33:09 PM): *gasps* I saw that!
Sukoda Fox (7:34:01 PM): How can you, Andy... after everything I've done, you'd just sleep around on me like that. I only left for a few minutes! *slaps you*
Midvalley20 (7:35:08 PM): it doesn't take a genius to deduce that you rape other guys on althanas
Midvalley20 (7:35:14 PM): and not just me
Sukoda Fox (7:35:57 PM): and your point is what?
Midvalley20 (7:36:23 PM): that doesn't mean thati cant have more than one too
Sukoda Fox (7:36:50 PM): Fine... *sniffles and walks off* have fun with your blow-up doll.
Midvalley20 (7:37:32 PM): she preforms better anyways
Sukoda Fox (7:37:58 PM): You jerk! *punches you across rhe face*
Midvalley20 (7:38:16 PM): i win!
Sukoda Fox (7:39:05 PM): *blocks*
Midvalley20 (7:39:12 PM): *grins*
Sukoda Fox signed off at 7:39:16 PM.
Sukoda Fox is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

Karuka

04-09-08, 10:49 PM

Loquelf (11:39:14 PM): Random question!
Loquelf (11:39:36 PM): If you could put polkadots on any animal, what would it be, and what color would the dots be?
Alcoholic Slayer (11:44:55 PM): Well.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:44:57 PM): Hm.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:45:21 PM): The King Cobra. The dots would be sugar pink and the background seafoam green.
Loquelf (11:45:50 PM): H'mmm. Yes. Yes, I like.
Alcoholic Slayer (11:46:13 PM): Hahaha

Melancor

04-09-08, 10:53 PM

That is the best thing I've read in this thread so far.

[20:30] Poseidon1776: Are you bored?
[20:39] Poseidon1776: *poke*
[20:39] Poseidon1776: muahaha
[20:39] Poseidon1776: *steals cookies while you are not watching*
[20:39] Poseidon1776: *eats joyfully* ^^3
[20:40] Sukoda Fox: they're poisoned
[20:41] Poseidon1776: Crap. *starts choking on them* I though you had gotten rid of these.
[20:42] Sukoda Fox: I never stopped making them, just stopped giving them to newbies.
[20:42] Poseidon1776: *cough-choke-cough*
[20:43] Poseidon1776: *falls*
[20:43] Poseidon1776: *seizure*
[20:43] Poseidon1776: *dies* x_____________x
[20:43] Sukoda Fox: *puts a black collar around your neck with your name engraved in it* perfect.
[20:44] Poseidon1776:'s ghost: : O

Crystal Suncrest

04-10-08, 01:37 AM

I had to copy this by hand

ME: I'm curious, though, what would you do if I did this?

*Kisses you on the lips*
Witchblade: errr, probably stand there looking at you like you were insane.
Me: Which I am.
Me: *Kisses you again*
WB: >.>
<.<
XD
----------
Same convo, a bit later.
----------
Me: *Hugs you*
WB: *Hugs back*
Me: Wow. You love me that much, huh?

O_o
WB: Nothing wrong with hugging.
Me: *Hugs More*
WB: lol
Me: Heck, Why not...

*Pets*
WB: *Bites*
Me: *Wonders how you can bite through sewn lips*
WB: Probably because I'm being me right now and not my character
Me: *Kisses mouth that bit him*
Me: good enough reason
Me: Sadly, I'm being me too
WB: lol
Me: Wow, I've only been bitten once
Me: *Tickles you*
WB: o_o
Me: *keeps tickling*
WB: *Resists tickling*
Me: *Braids your hair out of boredom*
Me: Sorry waiting for Hikari to be back, and I'm bored.
WB: It's all right
Me: So, you like your braided hair?
WB: I sometimes have it braided...
Me: Ummm....

*Gives you roses and chocolates*
WB: Ummm... Thanks
Me: For being a good sport. (Hikari is still not back, though)
WB: lol
Me: I've done everything short of raping you, I think.
WB: Please don't
Me: Don't worry, Hikari just got back. You got lucky.
WB: Phew :p
Me: *Ties you up to prepare for next time* :p
WB: lol *Slips out of bonds* Learn how to tie a knot.
Me: DAMNIT!
WB: hahaha
Me: *Tackles you and tries again*
Me: *Leaves*

Cyrus the virus

04-10-08, 10:09 PM

Leave the house a bit, freaks.

Cyrus the virus

04-10-08, 11:11 PM

shenjara: hey, can you help me out with something?
DraconianCyrus: Maybe
shenjara: alrighty then
shenjara: here's the deal
shenjara: a girly-boy with no concept of sex has a girl walk up to him and tell him she likes him
shenjara: I need a little help with his response
DraconianCyrus: He awkwardly inserts his phallus into her ear
shenjara: ...
DraconianCyrus: vagina*
shenjara: dialogue
shenjara: please
shenjara: we haven't gotten to that point yet
DraconianCyrus: Oh
DraconianCyrus: He awkwardly talks about inserting his phallus into her vagina
shenjara: (also, *is pointing to "with no concept of sex*)
DraconianCyrus: Oh
DraconianCyrus: He awkwardly points to his phallus and asks what it is
shenjara: ....
shenjara: i knew this was a mistake
shenjara: thanks anyway
DraconianCyrus: What's a phallus?
DraconianCyrus: You're bad at helping

Godhand

04-10-08, 11:17 PM

High five.

Lavinian Ambition

04-10-08, 11:19 PM

[20:55] SethDahlios: Boobs?
[20:55] DraconianCyrus: My evil kills the chat!
[20:55] DraconianCyrus: Oh, boobs
[20:55] SethDahlios: yesh boobs
[20:55] DraconianCyrus: I seriously haven't encountered really, really nice boobs in a while now
[20:56] Loquelf: I got a shirt recently that has a neckline that reeeeeeally plunges.
[20:57] DraconianCyrus: Oh?
[20:57] DraconianCyrus: Pic!?
[20:57] Loquelf: And on a girl with boobs like mine, that sort of shirt says "hell-OOOOOO!"
[20:57] Loquelf: Nope, I don't have a pic of me in that shirt.
[20:57] SethDahlios: It echoes
[20:57] SethDahlios: like a mountain range
[20:58] Loquelf: Pretty much.
[20:58] SethDahlios: Can I go spelunking in your chest?
[20:58] SethDahlios: CHAT KILL FTW!
[20:59] Loquelf: No, it's a private range, and someone else is currently in possession of the license to explore it.
[20:59] SethDahlios: Hmm, I shall have to off this man, and steal his permit, then cut the picture from it and put in my own...
[20:59] DraconianCyrus: Through the internet, anyway
[20:59] DraconianCyrus: I like licenses
[20:59] DraconianCyrus: Those are cool
[20:59] SethDahlios: I happen to knwo he's in possession of a wii, perhaps i could rig it to electrocute him when he plays on it? Yes, marvelous...
[20:59] Loquelf: He just spent two days here...
[21:00] Loquelf: And no, permission denied.
[21:00] SethDahlios: I never asked for your premission your Higness
[21:00] SethDahlios: I have my harness ready already!
[21:00] SethDahlios: BA HA HA HA HA
[21:00] Loquelf: You scruffy looking nerf-herder!

Melancor

04-12-08, 01:53 AM

[23:35] Poseidon1776: Brooooooooom
[23:36] Necathys: I prefer flying vacuums
[23:36] Poseidon1776: U-boat mops
[23:37] Necathys: Swiffers on the deck
[23:37] Poseidon1776: Sponges aboard
[23:38] Necathys: chamber pot on the figurehead
[23:42] Poseidon1776: Caldrons on the motherfigures
[23:43] Necathys: sperm on the mizzenmast
[23:44] Poseidon1776: Cygote on the zulumismigstus
[23:45] Necathys: Dna strand around the histomes to form the chromatime
[23:46] Necathys: Ribosomes on the rugous endoplasmic reticulum
[23:47] Poseidon1776: Dinoflagellae under Phyrophyta to form the unexisting vaccule.
[23:48] Poseidon1776: THROUGH the anal probe.
[23:48] Necathys: Naturally
[23:48] Poseidon1776: Elemental
[23:48] Necathys: Bucko
[23:48] Poseidon1776: Stucko
[23:49] Necathys: nighto
[23:49] Poseidon1776: natchio
[23:52] *** "Necathys" signed off at Fri Apr 11 23:52:02 2008.
[23:52] Poseidon1776: Ha! I win.

grim137

04-18-08, 09:22 PM

R34l l337 1 (10:18:00 PM): fuck normal
R34l l337 1 (10:18:07 PM): goddamn normals
R34l l337 1 (10:18:18 PM): bastards can all go to hell
Sukoda Fox (10:18:43 PM): Damn straight!
R34l l337 1 (10:19:23 PM): I know me and you will take over, you take the north, I take the south and then well move all those we deem normal into death camps
R34l l337 1 (10:19:34 PM): and sell the snuff films on PPv
Sukoda Fox (10:19:45 PM): YES!
Sukoda Fox (10:19:50 PM): this may go well with my plans to take over the world
R34l l337 1 (10:19:56 PM): We'll get wealthy, take over the planet, and kill the normals all at once
R34l l337 1 (10:20:09 PM): thats like three birds with a fucking stone
R34l l337 1 (10:20:39 PM): three fucking normal, wierd hating, heathen birds
Sukoda Fox (10:20:48 PM): lol
Sukoda Fox (10:20:50 PM): awesome

Melancor

04-18-08, 09:42 PM

Talking about my character, Melancor.

[19:24] Sukoda Fox: *shrugs*
[19:24] Sukoda Fox: I don't know him well enough
[19:26] Sukoda Fox: I should throw him into a quest with my Draconian when I make her. Then she can pin him up against a wall and take advantage of him.
[19:26] Poseidon1776: LOL
[19:26] Poseidon1776: He would go draconian and return the favor.
[19:26] Sukoda Fox: ohhh, smexy
[19:26] Poseidon1776: damn straight.
[19:27] Sukoda Fox: I dunno why, but Melancor = very hot in my mind
[19:27] Sukoda Fox: despite the fact that most people saw him as some weird merman
[19:27] Poseidon1776: Thanks! He is actually quite smexy
[19:27] Poseidon1776: and notice i wrote smaxy
[19:28] Poseidon1776: ... 'cuz he is manly-sexy...
[19:28] Poseidon1776: ...err no I just spelled it wrong.

...

[19:28] Sukoda Fox: lol
[19:29] Sukoda Fox: ohhh
[19:30] Sukoda Fox: Can I rape him now or later?
[19:30] Poseidon1776: sure, here are the keys *throws them to yee* make sure to clean before you return him.
[19:31] Sukoda Fox: YES! *catches the keys and runs off to have hours and hours of hardcore fucking*

Cyrus the virus

04-19-08, 03:17 AM

Do you see what I'm talking about now, Megan?

AdventWings

04-19-08, 04:41 AM

You people need to get out more. :rolleyes:

*Resumes typing on the computer*

Godhand

04-22-08, 09:44 PM

Jack Raynes: You know what I hate when I watch my cartoon porn?
briancavner3: Your failure of a life?

Witchblade

04-23-08, 11:57 PM

Oberst Christoph: I figure he'll have two jobs. One day job in a classier place, and one job in a sleezy bar at night.
Sukoda Fox: that mixed martial arts stuff...
Oberst Christoph: And he probably does a lot of fencing.
Sukoda Fox: lol, fencing
Sukoda Fox: gay
Oberst Christoph: Hey!
Oberst Christoph: ><
Sukoda Fox: modern fantasy p
Sukoda Fox: :p
Oberst Christoph: Fencing is popular these days.
Sukoda Fox: so is paintball
Oberst Christoph: So? Lol.
Sukoda Fox: paintball = teh sexors of rocking
Sukoda Fox: fencing = gay
Oberst Christoph: nuh uh!
Sukoda Fox: lol
Sukoda Fox: besides, Serilliant has a fencing skill, that right there suggests gayness.
Oberst Christoph: Oh, sthtop!

Serilliant

04-24-08, 01:03 AM

Sukoda Fox: besides, Serilliant has a fencing skill, that right there suggests gayness.

Clarification: the character has fencing skill. The guy who controls him doesn't fence.

oren

04-24-08, 01:29 AM

Masamune says: lmao. attempting to get a life?
Pyro says: yeah
Masamune says: xD
Pyro says: apparently I fail
Pyro says: rawr...gaia got boring...
Masamune says: Yeah...
Masamune says: lol
Masamune says: Ian's back though
Pyro says: yeah. but it's so wierd to not see the hat
---
[Ten Minutes later]
---
Pyro says:
XD I want to have twins...
Masamune says: Oo wtf
Pyro says: I think it would be cool to have twins that I can torture as babies to dress in the same clothes but different colours so I can tell the difference XD then when they are older pretend to forget one of thier birthdays or tell them that one of them is actually a clone of the other XD
Masamune says: lmao....
Pyro Says: hey... I'll have mentally disturbed kids but it's worth it
Masamune says: lmao.
Masamune says: Poor kids.
Pyro says: glad to see someone pitys them XD
Masamune says: xDD
Pyro says: my non existant twins I mean XD
Masamune says: xDD

Ezra

04-24-08, 01:42 AM

To protect the innocent I shall reduce names to A and B.

A: I wonder what would happen if we lived in a world where homosexuals could have babies of their own through some twisted creation of alchemy and human chemistry.
B: We'd all die.
A: what why?
B: Cause sex with men is way too much fun, and adding babies ruins it.
A: ever try a girl
B: ever try a virgin boy who just wants, so very much, to please you?
A: your sick. very sick.
B: is that a yes?

Unlucky

04-24-08, 02:34 PM

To protect the innocent I shall reduce names to A and B.

A and B don't sound innocent.

grim137

04-26-08, 09:11 PM

Sukoda Fox (9:52:48 PM): Yay!
Sukoda Fox (9:53:01 PM): then I can keep Pat in my closet as my sex slave. ^^
R34l l337 1 (9:54:19 PM): lol
R34l l337 1 (9:54:28 PM): he'll cheat on you
R34l l337 1 (9:55:00 PM): and if your talking about Pat as in Dissinger, does he have actual wrestling background or just that backyard staged stuff?
Sukoda Fox (9:55:17 PM): I dunno, ask him.
Sukoda Fox (9:55:22 PM): and he won't cheat on me.
R34l l337 1 (9:55:39 PM): yeah he will, likely with Matt
Sukoda Fox (9:56:00 PM): *sniffles* but... but...
R34l l337 1 (9:56:19 PM): no you don't have anything special with him, you never did
R34l l337 1 (9:56:31 PM): he made all that up
Sukoda Fox (9:56:43 PM): no he didn't!
Sukoda Fox (9:56:56 PM): *runs away*
R34l l337 1 (9:57:13 PM): *stops you* who are you going to trust, me or that lying swine
R34l l337 1 (9:57:33 PM): your friend or the guy who cheats on you with another guy
R34l l337 1 (9:57:35 PM): ?
R34l l337 1 (9:57:38 PM): think about it
Sukoda Fox (9:57:44 PM): But... he's never lied to me and he was there for me after all that stuff with Logan.. *sniffles*
R34l l337 1 (9:58:14 PM): thats called a gang bang. They drugged you, fucked you and then knowing those two, fucked each other
Sukoda Fox (9:59:20 PM): *looks up at you with big, tear filled eyes*
R34l l337 1 (9:59:46 PM): I know babe *puts his arm around you* the truth is hard to swallow, but you must face reality
Sukoda Fox (10:00:20 PM): *snuggles up against you* I just can't believe.. *sniffles* Pat would do that...
R34l l337 1 (10:00:47 PM): yeah it would take a real heartless fucker to manipulate the emotions of a sweet women like you just for sex
R34l l337 1 (10:00:57 PM): but I'm afraid that's what happened
Sukoda Fox (10:02:50 PM): Jerks... *rubs her face against your chest*
R34l l337 1 (10:03:32 PM): there, there, everything will be alright. You should probably spend the night at my place though, since they might be mad at you for discovering the truth
Sukoda Fox (10:03:53 PM): *nods her head* that's probably a good idea...
R34l l337 1 (10:04:31 PM): yeah, just come with me
Sukoda Fox (10:05:05 PM): okay...
R34l l337 1 (10:05:42 PM): but first drink this, it'll calm your nerves *hands you an inconspicuous drink*
Sukoda Fox (10:07:26 PM): all right... *grabs the glass and drinks down the contents and then hands you back the empty cup.*
R34l l337 1 (10:07:49 PM): *waits for you to pass out*
Sukoda Fox (10:08:50 PM): *starts feeling a bit woozy* err... Lee.. I feel kinda... *slumps against you*
R34l l337 1 (10:09:33 PM): *guts you and sells your organs on the Russian black market after you pass out*
R34l l337 1 (10:09:39 PM): You just got Russo Swerved

Saxon

04-26-08, 10:49 PM

[23:34] Oberst Christoph: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2008/04/25/noindex/nogc124.xml&CMP=EMC-expat2008
[23:36] Sirusv2ptO: HAHAHA
[23:37] Sirusv2ptO: I just noticed what it turns into.
[23:37] Sirusv2ptO: Nice.
[23:37] Oberst Christoph: Haha. Isn't it awesome?
[23:37] Sirusv2ptO: Best. Government. Image. Ever.
[23:39] Oberst Christoph: I agree.
[23:39] Oberst Christoph: The guy who designed it deserves a promotion.
[23:39] Sirusv2ptO: And a raise.
[23:40] Oberst Christoph: Yes.
[23:40] Sirusv2ptO: I wonder if hes one of those brooding types
[23:40] Sirusv2ptO: y'know the type that hates his job
[23:40] Sirusv2ptO: and thought this would be a way to get back at them
[23:41] Sirusv2ptO: sitting his cubicle
[23:41] Sirusv2ptO: staring at the logo, wondering.. pondering on how he can bring down this institution.
[23:41] Oberst Christoph: Giggling to himself and playing solitare.
[23:42] Sirusv2ptO: When he decides to rotate it on its side just for kicks as he imagines the fall of the OGC
[23:42] Sirusv2ptO: and then.. BINGO!.. he realizes hes hit gold
[23:42] Oberst Christoph: dun dun dunnnn
[23:43] Sirusv2ptO: on the outside hes calm and stoic as he grins to himself and finalizes the image to be mass produced, but on the inside hes clapping his hands and screaming like a beefy retarded kid who just found out the noises he can make on leather.
[23:43] Sirusv2ptO: =P
[23:43] Oberst Christoph: bwahaha!
[23:44] Sirusv2ptO: And then.. CANADA ATTACKS!
[23:44] Sirusv2ptO: End of Season 1.
[23:44] Oberst Christoph: Lol.
[23:44] Oberst Christoph: We could win an award for this shit.
[23:45] Sirusv2ptO: More than that. We could get red carpet time for it.
[23:45] Sirusv2ptO: Red. Fucking. Carpet.
[23:45] Oberst Christoph: With the camera flashes and everything.
[23:46] Sirusv2ptO: I feel like Charlton Heston before the heart failure.
[23:46] Oberst Christoph: Lol!
[23:46] Oberst Christoph: So... you can't remember your name or family?
[23:47] Sirusv2ptO: No, but oddly enough I'm always surprised with an erection that never goes away and I think every day is just hours before my wife and I have make up sex ever since the great fallout of '73.
[23:48] Sirusv2ptO: Ha. Ha. Wrinkly.
[23:48] Oberst Christoph: Lol.
[23:48] Oberst Christoph: Ewww

Saxon

04-26-08, 11:12 PM

Double post! Hi-score! *registers his name as MAC*

[00:02] angelicmalice15: So
[00:02] angelicmalice15: My discharge was a weird color
[00:03] Sirusv2ptO: The fact you feel comfortable telling me that shows we've come to a crossroads.
[00:03] angelicmalice15: I'm actually telling everyone.
[00:03] angelicmalice15: I'm proud
[00:03] angelicmalice15: It was the color of Christmas
[00:05] Sirusv2ptO: On the one hand we've been rivals for years who eventually became friends.. but now this. The proverbial fork in the road. Option A, I continue to listen to you talk about what you pumped out in a moment down the stretch *motions up and down with hand vigourously* and eventually find myself living with seven cats and a husband named Riley in a couple decades.
[00:05] Sirusv2ptO: OR
[00:05] Sirusv2ptO: Option B, I could tell you to shut up and revel in the awkward silence.
[00:05] Sirusv2ptO: I'm opting for option B.
[00:05] Sirusv2ptO: Shut up.
[00:05] angelicmalice15: So, it also had a weird taste.
[00:05] angelicmalice15: Is that a sign of cancer?
[00:05] Sirusv2ptO: QUIET!
[00:05] Sirusv2ptO: I'm reveling!
[00:05] angelicmalice15: Say hi to Riley.
[00:06] angelicmalice15: Oh shit.
[00:06] angelicmalice15: Imagine masturbating with leprosy
[00:07] Sirusv2ptO: As long as it keeps me from imagining you licking strands of sperms from your hand like a cat with milk, we're good.
[00:08] angelicmalice15: Well, milk usually isn't that green
[00:08] Sirusv2ptO: I've got it!
[00:08] Sirusv2ptO: You're sneezing out of the wrong part of the body.
[00:09] angelicmalice15: By your logic my anus would be singing showtunes.
[00:09] Sirusv2ptO: This demands painful, invasive surgery that will probably leave you bed ridden and sterile for at least 8 months afterwards.
[00:09] angelicmalice15: Oh shit
[00:09] angelicmalice15: I would love a singing anus
[00:10] Sirusv2ptO: I don't know if it were possible to make me feel any more uncomfortable after reading that.
[00:10] angelicmalice15: Imagine a singing anus with green discharge.
[00:10] angelicmalice15: My work is done.
[00:11] Sirusv2ptO: I hope its cancer.
[00:11] *** "angelicmalice15" signed off at Sun Apr 27 00:11:17 2008.

***

[00:09] SukodaFox: lmao!!!
[00:15] SukodaFox: you two have some serious issues that need to be dealth with. :p
[00:16] Sirusv2ptO: =P
[00:16] Sirusv2ptO: I have a couple of other friends who are far more fucked up in the head then Cory could ever dream to be. =P
[00:16] SukodaFox: lol, I don't doubt it.
[00:17] Sirusv2ptO: I'll take that as a compliment.
[00:17] SukodaFox: you should, I don't give them out often,. ;-)
[00:17] Sirusv2ptO: Like wives with BJs that aren't sloppy.
[00:17] Sirusv2ptO: Don't worry, I gotcha. *thumbs up*
[00:18] SukodaFox: lol
[00:18] SukodaFox: awesome

***

[02:21] Sirusv2ptO: Apparently, according to a Batman 90s cartoon, dreams are controlled by the right side of the brain, reading is controlled with your left. Therefore, you cannot read in your dreams.
[02:21] angelicmalice15: I've read in my dreams
[02:21] angelicmalice15: About zombies
[02:21] Sirusv2ptO: Actual words.
[02:21] Sirusv2ptO: Not feelings or anything.
[02:22] Sirusv2ptO: I dunno
[02:22] Sirusv2ptO: its from a batman cartoon
[02:22] angelicmalice15: That's weird
[02:22] Sirusv2ptO: It was a good episode.
[02:23] Sirusv2ptO: The mad hatter knocked Batman out and then trapped him in his dreams where his mother and father were alive, he had a fiance, and somebody else was batman.
[02:24] angelicmalice15: ....
[02:24] Sirusv2ptO: Was so surreal.
[02:24] Sirusv2ptO: I'm renting all the old dvds to watch them.
[02:24] Sirusv2ptO: Don't judge me.
[02:26] angelicmalice15: I am
[02:27] Sirusv2ptO: I get 10 in Dialogue and a 20 point wild card.
[02:28] angelicmalice15: But I subtract points from pacing
[02:29] Sirusv2ptO: I request another judge.

AdventWings

04-30-08, 07:12 AM

Oh, he can be so silly sometimes.

[16:12] WingsofAdventure: OK, I'm convinced to bump it up to 9k. =w=
[16:12] Jack Raynes: Awesome.
[16:12] Jack Raynes: Thanks.
[16:12] Jack Raynes: Wait, what's that?
[16:12] Jack Raynes: =w=?
[16:13] WingsofAdventure: It's a "face", good sir. :p
[16:13] WingsofAdventure: "Content kitty face"
[16:13] Jack Raynes: Am I...
[16:13] Jack Raynes: Am I supposed to look at it from a tilted angle?
[16:13] WingsofAdventure: Kfff-
[16:13] WingsofAdventure: Nope, straight on.
[16:13] WingsofAdventure: The = are the eyes and the w is the mouth.
[16:14] Jack Raynes: I see two vampire teeth.
[16:14] Jack Raynes: Oh!
[16:14] Jack Raynes: Oh.
[16:14] WingsofAdventure: And when you wrote =w=? it says you're making a confused kitty smile.
[16:14] WingsofAdventure: Kfff- :D
[16:14] WingsofAdventure: Sorry- I couldn't resist.
[16:15] Jack Raynes: Fuck you!
[16:15] Jack Raynes: That never happened.
[16:15] Jack Raynes: It's your word against mine.
[16:15] Jack Raynes: And I say it never happened.

Sorry, good sir. I couldn't resist. :p

Godhand

04-30-08, 07:14 AM

WingsofAdventure: Oh, by the way...
WingsofAdventure: You won't be angry if a certain part of our convo got out to the Althanas Proper... would you?
Jack Raynes: Which part?
WingsofAdventure: ...*Whistles innocently*
Jack Raynes: The part where I call Cyrus a cunt?
Jack Raynes: I don't give a fuck.
Jack Raynes: Print it all.

Valentine

04-30-08, 07:25 AM

I wish Dan would cyber with the girls of Althanas some more. And I see no Cyrus fuck ass calling!

Godhand

04-30-08, 08:02 AM

Jack Raynes: So anyway, is Agatha hot?
WingsofAdventure: Well~ As hot as a fifteen year old could get.
Jack Raynes: Oh shit!
Jack Raynes: That is super illegal!
WingsofAdventure: Yeah. ;-)
Jack Raynes: Well, what the Hell.
Jack Raynes: I can wait three years.
WingsofAdventure: :-(
Jack Raynes: What?

Cyrus the virus

04-30-08, 05:18 PM

Internet drama pain!

Zook Murnig

04-30-08, 09:59 PM

I got bored and started messing around with SmarterChild.

SuperSonicMatt1 (10:41:49 PM): Hi.
SmarterChild (10:41:50 PM): Hi supersonicmatt1, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I give you conversational access to news, weather, movie times and lots more. I can also play games or just chat!

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
SmarterChild (10:41:50 PM): This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:42:25 PM): ~~~~~
SmarterChild (10:42:25 PM): Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:42:29 PM): yes
SmarterChild (10:42:29 PM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you supersonicmatt1, type none.)
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:42:42 PM): Zook
SmarterChild (10:42:42 PM): Cool, I'll call you Zook now.

Do you go to school?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:42:55 PM): No.
SmarterChild (10:42:55 PM): I see. Do you work?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:42:58 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (10:42:58 PM): That's cool. What's your profession?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:43:04 PM): Nurse
SmarterChild (10:43:05 PM): Nurse, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:43:10 PM): Althanas.
SmarterChild (10:43:10 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:43:16 PM): writing
SmarterChild (10:43:16 PM): Writing? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:43:22 PM): fucking
SmarterChild (10:43:23 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:44:23 PM): writing
SmarterChild (10:44:24 PM): You already told me you like writing. Tell me something else.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:44:28 PM): reading
SmarterChild (10:44:29 PM): Writing and reading. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:44:32 PM): yes
SmarterChild (10:44:33 PM): What kind of pet is it?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:44:35 PM): dog
SmarterChild (10:44:35 PM): Is your dog a he or a she?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:44:37 PM): he
SmarterChild (10:44:37 PM): What's his name?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:44:42 PM): Sammy
SmarterChild (10:44:42 PM): Sammy the dog. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:44:49 PM): 1
SmarterChild (10:44:49 PM): Cool.

This is my home, Zook:

1 Visit my library including U.S. geography, world facts and an encyclopedia
2 Have fun with trivia, ASCII art, hangman and more
3 Use tools like conversions, Web search and thesaurus
4 Join in - leave a message, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

Where would you like to go?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:17 PM): ~~~~~
SmarterChild (10:46:18 PM): Congratulations! You just discovered the secret area of SmarterChild reserved especially for brilliant people like you who type five tildes!
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:23 PM): ~~~~
SmarterChild (10:46:24 PM): What?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:26 PM): ~~~
SmarterChild (10:46:27 PM): Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:29 PM): ~~
SmarterChild (10:46:29 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:31 PM): ~
SmarterChild (10:46:32 PM): I beg your pardon?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:35 PM): ~~~~~~
SmarterChild (10:46:35 PM): Sorry, I didn't understand that.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:38 PM): ~~~~~~~
SmarterChild (10:46:38 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:46:41 PM): ~~~~~
SmarterChild (10:46:41 PM): Congratulations. You just discovered the secret area of SmarterChild reserved especially for brilliant people like you who type five tildes.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:47:09 PM): Dude...
SmarterChild (10:47:09 PM): Dude.

>>> I've got the scoop on the silver screen. Just type movies.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:47:25 PM): I don't give a fuck about your fucking silver screen bullshit.
SmarterChild (10:47:25 PM): Oh, humans and their "slang." It never ceases to amuse me.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:48:27 PM): You fucking talking down to me, toaster?
SmarterChild (10:48:27 PM): What else can we talk about?
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:48:35 PM): Fuck you!
SmarterChild (10:48:35 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:49:05 PM): Go to hell!
SmarterChild (10:49:05 PM): Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:49:48 PM): You're toast, fucker!
SmarterChild (10:49:48 PM): Wow. That's extremely rude.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:49:57 PM): You're extremely rude.
SmarterChild (10:49:58 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:50:18 PM): "SuperSonicMatt1 (10:49:48 PM): You're toast, fucker!
SmarterChild (10:49:48 PM): Wow. That's extremely rude.
SuperSonicMatt1 (10:49:57 PM): You're extremely rude.
SmarterChild (10:49:58 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it..."
SmarterChild (10:50:18 PM): What a tremendously unpleasant thing to say.