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Nijin Bosche Otani
04-20-06, 08:34 PM
((Closed, n00bs))

In a land enshrouded by darkness and evil, a world where technology and magic are mixed for no aparent reason, a world where there seem to be an infinite number of adventurers and an extreme shortage of regular people, a world where every single person is from a unique rare far away village which is home to their very own race, there was one such adventurer in one such village.

NIJIN sits on an overly dramatic and inappropriately placed cliff overlooking a lush valley. All villages of course are remarkably flat except for a single such cliff. The wind blows and NIJIN's long hair flutters.

NIJIN: Dot dot dot

The day shifts suddenly to sunset and the colors of the approaching twilight add emotional gravity to an already over-hyped scene.

NIJIN: It is time for me to leave this place...

NIJIN saunters down from the cliff as all brooding dark heroes do and returns to a single house on the outskirts of his village. The house is empty as both of NIJIN's parents are obviously dead. He takes his stash of 100 gold pieces out from under his bed and equips a WoodStaff.

NIJIN: Goodbye, village. I won't see you again.

NIJIN: ...except to sleep for free and inevitably for another dramatic event before the endgame.

Fade to darkness as NIJIN inappropriately leaves in the dead of night, walking out to the nearby Creepy Woods. The howls and shrieks of various wild animals can be heard along with the rustling of leaves. A single bush seems to be rustling most obviously. NIJIN approaches to investigate.

Cyrus the virus
04-20-06, 09:11 PM
From the bush flops a green-colored creature, bouncing out hilariously to shed light on the gravity of NIJIN leaving his village. All emotional investment in NIJIN's decision is momentatily lost as the creature shows himself to be a man!

?????: Hmph. What are you doing in my woods?

A flash of light envelops the world for but a second, and thunder echoes, making the forest all the more dramatic and stuff! The strange man moves toward NIJIN, pushing him back a step.

?????: I'll teach you!

Flashing screen!!! FLASH FLASH FLASH!!

NIJIN faces ????? in the first battle! TUTORIAL!!!

ATTACK
??????
DEFEND
ITEM

"This is the battle tutorial!"
"Select ATTACK"

ATTACK <---
??????
DEFEND
ITEM

NIJIN swipes with his staff!
5 DMG to ??????

----

?????? uses Burn!
2 DMG to NIJIN!

Lin
04-20-06, 09:23 PM
?????? begins to flash red. The effect is totally inexplicable. His entire body is blinking in a bright crimson and he isn't moving at all, clearly waiting for NIJIN to act again. NIJIN hears a voice in his head.

"It looks like your enemy is getting ready to use a STRONG ATTACK. You should DEFEND."

Nijin adopts a defensive posture by holding his arms in front of his face, as if this protected him from anything and everything.

ATTACK
??????
DEFEND<===
ITEM

?????? uses S.ATTK!!
20 DMG to NIJIN!

NIJIN was defeated!

NIJIN cursed the voice inside his head for the totally useless advice and fell to the ground, the entire world seemed to fade to black and then reappear. ?????? stands above NIJIN's broken body.

Cyrus the virus
04-20-06, 10:13 PM
??????: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

??????: I am LUC. I have made this forest my home ever since my father's kingdom of CASTLE was destroyed.

LUC moves away from the injured NIJIN to face the forest. This movement expresses the deep hurt that he hides behind his rough shell. The music (wha?) slowly fades out as LUC continues.

LUC: I am sorry for attacking you. Let me repay you for my mean actions!

LUC moves to NIJIN and heals him back to full HP!

LUC joins the party!!! (...And yet he doesn't have a healing spell)

Rain begins.