Sex, Drugs, and Violence

[Breaker]

I think Althanas needs more of all three. I am proposing a quest with Sex, Drugs, and Violence as the theme. Yes, I realize that most threads contain lots of these things, but it is high time we had an entire quest DEDICATED to the wonders of... those three things.

No more than ten people will be accepted into this quest. However, it may be less than that. This will be done on a first come, first served basis. All you have to do is post here, and you're in.

Roster

QM: Joshua Cronen (016573)

Players:
1. Aiko... "Doll-Face" (Aiko)
2. Tommy... "Hellboy" (Death's Nephew)
3. Anita "Poison" VanDeBurg (Poison)
4. Elijah "stereotypical virgin-type" Morendale (Elijah_Morendale)
5. Perchik "Birdman" Dayas (IBB)
6. Feronoius "Roofie" Haun (Prof. Haun)
7. Raziel "Sailor" Greyus (Raziel)
8. Kara "Red Hot" Dragon Keeper (Seline)
9. Tyria... "Dirty Demon" (Daggertail)
10. Autumn "Legs" Horizon (Autumn)

[Aiko]

I have nine diffrent personalities, so we just need one more. :)
Just kidding.
Besides, what's a party without at least one crazy person?

[Death's Nephew]

Oh yea. I'm in.

Time to get Tommy's groove on.

[Xos]

Also if we count this as happening after our Pagoda match, Xos would be willing to come.

[Breaker]

Also if we count this as happening after our Pagoda match, Xos would be willing to come.

Either of your characters are welcome, but please pick one of them to put in this quest. I'd rather have as many different people's writing as possible.

[Jasmine]

I'm in with my Poison character.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Poor Elijah's too shy around the ladies... and he hates drugs.

My other character, Madison... Well, her vag is pretty much sewn shut (like if she was employed as a Disney Channel star when she was young), but she'd be more than willing to compensate with the violence factor.

I'll think about it.

[Breaker]

Glad to have you, poison. Just stay out of my brewskis ;)

Well Elijah... I believe it's high time we got you loosened up and well versed in the methods of lady-ing. Think about THAT :D

[Elijah_Morendale]

Can we say... stereotypical virgin-type? haha


And with that sentence, I believe I may have talked myself into joining this thread... Oooooh, the many ways I can embarrass and torture his pour soul... And just with the teasing by his imaginary friend!

That does it. I'm in. Sign me up.

[Aiko]

I'll just stick with Aiko.

you never know what personality she might adopt.

[Breaker]

Can we say... stereotypical virgin-type? haha


And with that sentence, I believe I may have talked myself into joining this thread... Oooooh, the many ways I can embarrass and torture his pour soul... And just with the teasing by his imaginary friend!

That does it. I'm in. Sign me up.

Sweet lady luck smiles!
Welcome to the getting Elijah laid train.

[IBB]

Y'know, Dayas is kinda in the same boat as Elijah. Except a little less awkward around the ladies. :p

Sign me up. :D

[Elijah_Morendale]

"4. Elijah "stereotypical virgin-type" Morendale


lol!

Everything like this HAS to have one...

[Prof. Haun]

Eh I'll put my name down for this, a quest of the raunchy isn't complete without one mad furry and his potions of kinky confabulations, plus he has quite a few non prescription pills.

[Breaker]

Alright alright, good to have you proffesor... but save the rohypnol for the ladietypes.

.. speaking of which, we need more girls! Girls, girls, where are you girls?

[Xos]

Exactly, we need more girls. Aiko might be crazy and have more than one personality, but nine or ten women, she isn't. There's bound to be some fighting over her if its just her.

[Aiko]

Pepper? Don't make me pull out the Martha stewart persona...

[Death's Nephew]

Well we have Jasmine. And she's a fox. IC and OOC. XD

[Breaker]

Haha, well, I decided to give everyone a nickname, but they are subject to change at my discretion. Would you prefer Psion? Sigh-On? Hit me with your ideas bro.

[Aiko]

Dolly, Doll-face, Doll. they fit her.

ICLy Aiko is gorgeous.

[Elijah_Morendale]

But underneath that beautiful exterior lies an insanity that could possibly rival Elijah and his imaginary friend/split personality combined!


Ragbaby FT(possible)W

[Raziel]

Well Raziel is definately an expert when it comes to the lady types....of course it usually happens when he is drunk at bars, but hey it still counts


I'm in

[Elijah_Morendale]

Besides, if there's an overabundance of dudes (which... yeah.), we can always craft up some NPC's...

[IBB]

Or we could have some "HAWT MAN ON MAN ACTION!!"

(Dayas promptly skitters off to hide behind the couch in the next room.)

...Or not. :p *calls into the next room* You'd better plan on coming out from there by the time this kicks off!

[Elijah_Morendale]

"Or we could have some "HAWT MAN ON MAN ACTION!!"



Yeah. Right up Raziel's alley.

*ducks*

[Breaker]

But underneath that beautiful exterior lies an insanity that could possibly rival Elijah and his imaginary friend/split personality combined!


Ragbaby FT(possible)W

Ragbaby FT(possible)W... ????

What does that mean????


Raziel, good to have you sailor!

[Elijah_Morendale]

I almost found myself joining Aiko's open Citadel challenge, and was reading her char. profile. With her character thinking that a bundle of rags is an actual child--hers, that is almost certifiable weird ass psychopathic schist going down there.

Whereas FTW=For The Win

[Breaker]

Hahaha... well, maybe there will be some ragbaby makin' in this quest. FYI, Aiko is a guy IRL.

*reads post 25*

...

BURN!

[Elijah_Morendale]

Come on, Raz. No comeback yet? :)

You disappoint me, son.

[Raziel]

We know your desperate for some but stop barking up my alley. I am sure your pyscho-girlfriend-in-your-head will provide you with your imaginary pleasure if you ask her nicely....or harshly....hell we will be surprise if you can even make eye contact with a girl with out them running away.

[Jasmine]

hehe poison rather likes there being so few women...means she has little competition for the attentions of the guys during the evenings. ~_^

oh and Haun? you better keep ALL your little creations away from Poison, or she just might try to kill you...slowly and painfully.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Hey, Raz, when you're as ugly as I am, you take what you can get.

[Breaker]

Still three positions left... we could proceed with what we have, but I'd like to see all ten spots filled.

C'mon people! Tell your friends! Tell your babies! Get em to join up!

[Seline]

I'd be interested in joining with Kara, if you don't mind that is. It increases the girls anyway, lol. She'll do anything, except the drugs.

[Breaker]

I'd be interested in joining with Kara, if you don't mind that is. It increases the girls anyway, lol. She'll do anything, except the drugs.
Bang bang, she shot me down,
Bang bang, I hit the ground.

Welcome aboard the S.S.ssssex drugs and violence.

[Aiko]

So, just two spots left. If this was 13 IC years into the Future, but, oh well.

[Breaker]

If those last two spots don't fill up soon, maybe I'll send out a mass PM to a bunch of female characters offering them a place in our roster. Just to even thigns out.

*checks watch*... *whistles theme from jeoparady*

[Daggertail]

you know this might be lots of fun

I could use a light and naughty thread^^

Poor Elijah might be a little more awkward with me around though.

[Breaker]

Well, the more uncomfortable Elijah is, the more fun the rest of us will have.

You're in! and just like that... *smoke rises for effect*

One spot left! Who will take this one remaining spot?

[Xos]

Aiko could make another doll for the spot... Just kidding.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Oh dear, another meeting between Daggertail and Elijah...


Awkward City, fo' sho'! lol

[Elijah_Morendale]

I've been thinking. Has anyone else wondered how we're going to manage a quest that has ten or eleven participants?

Regardless, I'm definitely in this one 'til the end.

[Raziel]

ummm carefully

[Jasmine]

I can bring one of my other girls in...Cassy or Jasmine...take your pick

[Autumn]

I will fill the tenth spot on your roster, if you are still looking for someone. My profile should be posted in the Realm of Greeting very soon.

[Breaker]

OK, looks like we've got a roster?

I'm excited... are you excited???

If an OOC mod happens to see this, this thread can be closed now. A thread for planning/discussion of this quest will be up in the RPC soon, as will the beginning post for Sex Drugs and Violence!

Peace y'all.