Your Last Meal

[Ther]

Imagine, for a second, that you are unfairly charged with some crime, get the death penalty for it, and get to choose your last meal. If you can have absolutely anything, what would it be?

[thorn aldsmith]

an all you can eat buffet and man can i eat a lot!

[Daggertail]

Poison Hemlock so I can die like Socrates, at least it means I would have to have the needles too.

[Elijah_Morendale]

That's a tough choice...

Either a chicken mcnugget meal from mcdonald's with an oreo flurry to chase it down, or my own kind of pizza: Cinnamon sugar/garlic/pepparoni pizza!

[Letho]

I'd take a steak so big that I'd get a heart attack from all the red meat, thus robbing the bastards of a chance of killing me.

[Lucien]

Human Flesh.

[Atzar]

Radioactive chemicals, so I can become a superhero and fuck everything up first.

[Karuka]

Filet mignon, medium well. Mashed potatoes with chives, garlic, and butter -- REAL potatoes, not the boxed crap. A platter of olives and cheese. The richest chocolate torte available...

Ginger ale and peppermint tea to drink...

And top it all off with a couple handfuls of bitter almonds (for, y'know, the cyanide).

[Cyrus the virus]

Two full racks of ribs, with fries. That would be fantastic.

[Saxon]

Lobster with butter, barbequed drumsticks, a bowl of my Dad's girlfriend's macaroni & cheese, a bottle of vintage wine, three klondyke bars, tuna steak, and tums to get me to the electric chair. Chances are by the time they strap the headgear on, I'll have puked on more guards then the recommended serving size for ice cream. ;)

[AdventWings]

Lead hollow points. ;)

What~? Can't a guy go down without a fight?

[Moonlit Raven]

Pot stickers. Lots and lots of pot stickers in sweet and sour sauce. Perhaps some steamed rice with bean sprouts on the side. Of course I want ginger tea with it.

For dessert I want something horribly horribly sweet and bad for me. They can kill me afterwards. ^^

[Tshael]

If you were ever in jail, I'd cook up a batch of my potstickers and sneak 'em in to you every day, Jenny. <3! There would of course be small files and hairpins concealed in most of them. Chew well before you swallow!

For my last meal, I'd want my three favorite foods. A big ol' bowl of Captain Crunch, a steak, rare, and spaghetti cooked with rattlesnake meat instead of beef. To drink, I want Smirnoff's new Raw Tea, one of each flavor: Lemon Iced Tea and Green Tea. You have to love the idea of alcoholic tea. God Bless Vladimir Smirnoff.

[orphans]

Lot of gunpowder so I'd go out with a bang in the crematorium :D

[Slayer of the Rot]

Chinese buffet and fifty whoppers with cheese and the fries. Coupled with all the beer and vodka I could drink, I'd eat like crazy, and then give myself lethal alcohol poisoning.