^< v Game

[Falcon Darkflight]

People who have played, you know how it goes. People that haven't, read on:

^ Type something about the person above you
< Something about yourself
V Someone below you

So...

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^ Doesn't exist
< Doesn't think
V Doesn't care

[Destrudo]

^ Has more experience than I do

< is waiting for Christina to post

V Has more than likely not battled me in the citadel yet under one of my characters.

[Falcon Darkflight]

^ Has not yet been crushed in the Citadel by me.

< Is currently completely unable to type an in character coherent sentence, although he should really try sometime because otherwise Streak will be annoyed.

V Has probably not slept with me.

[Destrudo]

^ should wait until I gain a couple levels.

< Has not slept with Falcon Darkflight yet to the best of his knowledge and has no future plans to do so.

V Probably does not live near me.

[Kai]

^ is probably correct

< should never be allowed a Mars duo ... ever

V is currently singing the gummie bears theme ... who doesen't?

[Xos]

^ Is Given a Mars Duo

< Has no idea what the Gummi Bears are, besides a delicous candy.

V Is nowhere near as nerdy as Xos the Character.

[Elijah_Morendale]

^ No, but Xos has a complete lackage of an imaginary friend

< Fingers hurt from playing guitar

V Ears are probably bleeing from listening to my pitiful attempts at blues riffs

[Kai]

^ is now playing a gutar with his toes

< is running around with ears bleeding screaming something about 'Bun buns'

V is close to solving the mystory of live is actually connected to the space time continum... (I can't spell it) but is now current being hoarded off by creatures that suspiciosly resemble smurfs that just paraglided from the sky


.... < is also probably curently insane after some careful consideration

[Aiko]

^Is most definatly insane

< Defeats the mysterious Smurf aliens and figures out the Mystery of life. Also notes that it is spelled Continuum according to my sources

V Is probably wishing I'd hurry up with that publishing of the secret of life thing.

[Elijah_Morendale]

^ isn't aware that I already know it

< No, I'm not telling you.

V Pay me enough, and I'll email it to ya.

[Karuka]

^ thinks I'd pay him for something I already know.

< Needs someone to poke

v *POKE*

[Skie and Avery]

^ Her pokes make me orgasm.

< *really likes to orgasm*

V probably likes to orgasm too.

[AdventWings]

^ Needs to poke Karuka back
< Not really. I like wine. :cool:
V Doesn't drink wine...?

[Karuka]

^ is a kitty. And correct.

< does not drink. Wine.

v is either afraid of me or groaning at the reference. Mwhahahahaha! Now you're <'s ZOMBIE!

[Wraith]

^ Glows yellow in the moonlight.
< Likes grape juice.
V Probably enjoys orgasms too.

[None So Blind]

^ is the only person who really gets me.

< is angry at oceans, canals and rivers. But mostly oceans.

V is probably on the "hate list".

[Breaker]

^ Shouldn't be hatin'

< To exhausted to do IC stuff

v Likes to party

[Valanthe]

^ needs more money

< Has raged at the world, raged at his family, his friends and teachers, but mostly, Just rages. Is fond of the raging goblin flavor text from magic the gathering.

V Has never beaten me in a stirring round of Magic The Gathering.

[Kai]

^ has never accomplished a stirring game of magic the gathering with me

< has a 5£ bet going on the plot of halo 3 with falcon ... "Master cheif will die" ... its a gut feeling honestly

V is probably thinking who the hell the muppet is who posted before him/her

[Valanthe]

^Doesn't yet know valathe's secret

< knows the truth is out there, as fresh as the last 24 hours

V Can find the truth in the Your Word forum under the topic heading "Limit?"

< Is also waiting for final approval.

[AdventWings]

^ Oh, it's you. :D
< Needs to go do the laundry. The sun is out and nice.
V Needs some caffeine-imbibed chocolate. Aye?

[Dissinger]

^Awsome guy, wish I could roleplay with once before the world goes crazy...
<Overrated writer, only this high due to sheer volume of writing.
\/ Probably beat me hands down in a citadel fight.

[Karuka]

^ could kick <'s ass in a Citadel fight.
< is almost done with a thread with ^
v is a codfish.

[Skie and Avery]

^is a parakeet in girl's clothing

<isn't a codfish, but always wished she could for one day have the equipment to fill a codpiece.

v probably giggled at "codpiece."

[AdventWings]

^ Was wrong. I lol'd.
< Is bored. And boring. Sa?
V Kicked me to get more posts up. I know, I know! :p

[Falcon Darkflight]

^ Doesn't kick AdventWings just to be spiteful

< Loves cheese

V Loves cheese too. Very much.

[Karuka]

^ is right, < loves cheese.
< only owes two posts, and is excited by this.
v probably does not have 19 RP threads active.

[Falcon Darkflight]

^ Is correct but only because none of his other ones have yet been judged

< Is waiting for his threads to be judged

V Perhaps can help Judge my threads?

[Skie and Avery]

^ is a dumbass.

< probably won't judge his threads.

v tastes better with ketchup.

[Karuka]

^ has been working her butt off; thinks < tastes better with ketchup and ^^ should learn patience.

< is a patient waiter, just likes her threads to get done.

v also likes threads to get done.

[Falcon Darkflight]

^ Is correct.

< Will be patient.

V Will be eaten by sparrowhawks.

[Xos]

^Will be over ran with Cockroaches.

< Was eated by Sparrowhawks, but was reincarnated as a Roc.

V Will be the first one invited to my world domination ceremony, right after I finish taking over Mars.

[AdventWings]

^ Is going to get his backside handed to him for inviting me.
< Plans to foil the World Domination Plan
V Should kill me while they have the chance. Or is it too late?!

[Reiko]

^ is my hero^^

<is down in the dumps

v is probably feeling better than me

[AdventWings]

^ Is partly right about feeling better than you. :p
< Is working on a Top-Secret Moderator-Eyes-Only Project! Gasp! (Instead of studying for tomorrow's Physics test which he flunked in Freshmen Year)
V Should post, post and post some more! :D

[Karuka]

^ should be studying for his test instead of working on the project that can wait a few hours. Or days. *glare*

< is working on a post.

v needs a cuddly pet.

[Moonlit Raven]

^ Is a better writer than me.
< Waiting on people to post. (You know who you are.)
v Has never done a thread with me.

[Atzar]

^ Is a better writer than me.
< Waiting on people to post. (You know who you are.)
v Has never done a thread with me.

[The White Wizard]

^Is very correct
<Has to qualify to do post duh!?
v Likes peanut butter just as much as the next guy

[Deek]

^ Is completely wrong. < Absolutely loves peanut butter.
< Very skeptical of White people.^
v Has never read anything i've written.

[Karuka]

^ is a bloody liar, < read his character profile.

< is lazy and does not want to write long-overdue posts.

v should kick < and make her post.

[Atzar]

^ 's character name is Karuka.

< kicks ^ to make her post.

v is a wallaby.

[Xos]

^ Is a monkey.

< Is unnaturally full of energy today. Is today the day i get up and Seize the day?

Only if V promises to seize the day with me.

[Teutonic Knight]

^Wishes I will seize the day with him
< Is sadly ending this characters career on Athlanas
v Wishes they could wear goulashes

[Karuka]

^ is ending the career of the only knight I've seen on Althy.

< has goulashes to wear when it gets swampy out, but is currently barefoot

v is probably wearing socks.

[Valanthe]

^ Is correct, I am wearing socks

< Is also drinking coffee.

V Wishes thay had a coffee cup as big as mine. (30 Oz, literally holds half a pot.)

[Atzar]

^ is wrong.

< doesn't drink coffee.

v needs to read my solo and tell me what he/she thinks. [/whore]

[Xos]

^ Has no idea where your Solo is.

< Is disapointed that Atzar doesn't drink coffee.

V will drink something at some point within 24 hours of reading this post.

[Atzar]

^ is correct - I'm drinking water right now.

< 's solo is right here. (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=76468)

v also needs to read my solo and tell me what he/she thinks. [/morewhorage]

[Valanthe]

^Is an awesome writer.

< Cannot wait to read the rest of Atzar's story.

V Should read his solo quest of awesomeness.

[AdventWings]

^ Should write more. :D
< Was (literally) struck by a power surge while typing on the dorm computer. Miraculously survived. *twitch*
V Should call an ambulance. *twitch* Or not.

[Karuka]

^ would now have real-life Storm Veritas powers if life was a comic book.

< has read and critiqued on ^^^'s solo

v should read Power Surge and critique it. Link's in my sig.

[AsukaStrikes]

^ Has three brains and four sets of hands. You type too much.
< Doesn't exist. So I say.
V Has something sharp and pointy that can skewer people.

[Kai]

^ does not exist ... so she says

< actually does not have something sharp and pointy, rather many blunt things

V i have never rped with them, likely

[Kially Gaith]

^ Alas, you are wrong.
< Is an internet hate machine, hacker on steroids earning mega LULZ. (If you don't get it, PM me, I'll explain)
V Probably bought a dog and velcro curtains.

[Elijah_Morendale]

^ is oblivious to the fact that my religion believes that velco is the anti-Christ

< enjoys making up the strangest lies

V wonders if I'm really sane

[Damian]

^already knows he is not sane
< loves to dance to the Beach Boys at the stroke of midnight
v wonders if i ate paint chips when i was a child

[Xos]

^Probably did eat paintchips.

< Suffered a Double Fractured Skull at the age of 1 year, which explains my insanity.

V Probably hasn't suffered a serious life threatening injury.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Wrong. Died twice on operating table from compound fractured leg.
< Wishes he had more coffee
V Probably does not drink coffee.

[Xos]

^Is also wrong, loves coffee.

< Drinks coffee strong enough to go five rounds with the heavyweight champion of the world.

V Is probably wonder just how strong that coffee is.

[Moonlit Raven]

^ Is wrong. Coffee is disgusting.

<Wonders what is wrong with the world.

V Is probably a nice person.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Is definately right!
< Is a nature loving TBDL who is generally hyperactive and loving. *Glomp.*
V Will one day be glomped by me.

[AdventWings]

^ Has a high possibility of doing that... <.<
< Hides from t3h world.
V Found me.

[Kially Gaith]

^ *Glomp*
< *Is appeased*
V Is in shock?

[Falcon Darkflight]

^ Expected it anyway.

< Needs Pizza

V Has pizza for Falcon?

[Kai]

^ is about to be dissapointed

< Has no pizza to share ... not even a cookie

V is singing the theme to Bucky o hare ... !CAPTAIN BUCKY O HARE!

[Canen Darkflight]

^ BUCKY! CAPTAIN BUCKY O HARE!

< Is hungry

V Will feed me tasties?

[Raelyse]

^ Slut

< Enormous Slut

V 50% of the time this person is a slut all the time

[AdventWings]

^ Is hit by a giant Horse Cleaver Sword. "How dare you!"
< Is not a slut. Cross my heart and hope to die.
V Believes me when I said that. :p

EDIT: D'oh! XD

[Karuka]

^ is just a cuddle whore

< knows this from experience

v is not surprised.

[Kai]

^ no comment ^_^

< is never surprised ... just disturbed

V *Sucker Punch*

[Xos]

^Gets slapped with a giant trout

< Is currently up to no good.

V Is also up to no good, no matter what they say.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Is correct...That's what little children do! Mischief!
< *Is actually drinking Sprite 3G energy drinks*
V *Wishes they now had energy drinks.*

[Karuka]

^ is correct.

< is about to make a chai latte and finish doing the dishes

v wishes they could make chai latte at home.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Mmm...Cinnamon.
< *Is soon to be drinking very much beer with Canen*
V *Wants to join but lives nowhere near.*

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Helpful ROG mod.

< Unhelpful little scrotum on the balls of humanity.

V Isn't going round to Kially's tonight to discuss fine poetry and drink an excessive amount of Carlsberg Export, unless it is Kially himself who posts. Teh Dan RULEZ!!!

[Kially Gaith]

^ Will have my babies, one day.
< *Has cookies to go with beer.*
V *Hopefully agrees I rule.*

[Destrudo]

^ totally pwns.

< Has way too much free time.

V Probably agrees.

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Agrees with a degree of admiration.

< Has an addiction to Althanas.

V Probably thinks I own.

[Kially Gaith]

^ *Will agree to that.*
< *Hasn't slept in two days.*
V *Has slept more than seven hours last night.*

[Canen Darkflight]

^ *Lies*

< Is about to be paid monies!

V Is about to give me lots of monies!

[Kially Gaith]

^ Is going to get beer, not monies.
< *Has secret hidden green magic materia.*
V *Is curious.*

[Canen Darkflight]

^ Cannot bear the thought of Dan in posession of magic, and shudders.

< Is likely to be killed in the next five days by a papier mache bovine.

V Is about to be killed by a papier mache bovine.

[Kially Gaith]

^ *Has destroyed such bovine with his materia.*
< *Will show off his dangerous and new found materia later.*
V *Is jealous of my materia.*

[Kai]

^ should never be allowed any materia ... ever

< wishes he had a green one too ... damn red materia

V is currently dancing in la la land

[Destrudo]

^Does not know that I legally purchased La La land from Mr Walt Disney himself back in 1938.

< Is full of **it.

V Knows this all to well.

[Karuka]

^ no comment.

< is writing up the intro to her next great quest

v thinks Karuka should finish some stuff before starting others. v_v

[Kially Gaith]

^ *Is probably regretting starting more than she perhaps can handle?*
< *Isn't bothered, as long as Karuka is happy.*
V *Is going to make Dan happy, in the pants.*

[Kai]

^ ...
< ...
V ...


Za?

[Kially Gaith]

^ <3
< *Moans.*
V *Is scarred for life.*

[Kai]

^ partly correct

< has been scarred for 7 years ... due to tramatic experiance with an ice cream scooper

V is not allowed to ask

[Kially Gaith]

^ So THAT'S why you usually don't come out.
< *Asks.* (Canen, get your ass down, beer is waiting. ^_^)
V *Also wants to know.*

[Karuka]

^ is wrong

< does mot want to know

v is a tribble

[Destrudo]

^ Is wrong, is not a tribble, their to much trouble.

< Is a Q.

V Could be a Q in disquise.

[IBB]

^ Might be right, might be wrong. I'll never tell. ;)

< Is enjoying the Star Trek references.

v Probably doesn't speak Klingon.

[Anila]

^ is wrong. p'takh.

< *glances over at her Klingon Dictionary*

v Thinks we're all dorks.

[Atzar]

You're all fucking nuts.

[Destrudo]

^ Didn't post properly, and so as punishment will be assimilated by the Borg.

< Loves the Borg.

V Will also be assimilated by the Borg.

[Kai]

^ probably does not realise being a borg makes you infertile ... there are no Borg children

< is too stupid to be assimilated ... it would be like a virus to them

V is currently being infected by the "Kaisus Stupeedos dumbuss" virus that i contain

[Kially Gaith]

^ Was attacked by drunk students.
< *Is drunk.*
V *Is NOT drunk.*

[Destrudo]

^ Is correct.

< Is 50% human, 50% Elven, 50% Energy Dragon, 50% Dwarf, 50% Wizard, 50% Fighter, 50% harbinger of doom, and 50% bringer of life.

V Is probably wondering how something can be 400%

[Canen Darkflight]

^ How can something be 400%, apart from my pay deductions?

< Is drunk.

V will be offended by something I say in the next couple of posts. Crevice-stilton.

[Destrudo]

^ Is inebriated.

< Defies Canen to offend me in the next 1-5 posts.

V Is hopefully Canen attempting to offend me somehow.

[Skie and Avery]

^is a pockmarked monkey butt.

<isn't Canen, but couldn't help herself.

vmight be far more mature than <, ^, and ^^ put together.

[AdventWings]

^ Partly correct. Comes with the job. ;)
< Needs to get his Evangelion DVD Boxset in 15 minutes! :D
V Is probably groaning in disdain.

[Karuka]

^ correct. halfway.

< is groaning, but in dispair.

v is curious as to why?

[AsukaStrikes]

^ Nope. Raven's the one who's going to ask. :rolleyes:
< Needs to finish her battle before bleeding to death.
V Will come and get me.

[Karuka]

^ Raven will have to ask over AIM

< really hates this chair

v needs to get on AIM.

[AdventWings]

^ Won't find me online for a couple more hours.
< Did not get his Evangelion DVD Boxset. The store was closed for the day. :(
V Is not invisible. ;)

[Moonlit Raven]

^True.^^ I just love the invisibility option.

<Is kicking herself that she slept all night and missed talking to her b/f.

v Loves basil tomato flavored rice cakes.

[Renjiro]

^ Is confusing me with someone else.

< Does not like basil tomato flavored anything.

v Will have some insight as to why I have no avatar.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Wrong.
< Is dreading feeding the cats.
v Can stomach the smell of cat food.

[Valanthe]

^ You are Correct

< Knows that's not about the East or the west side. Its not about the north or the South Side. It's The Darkside!

V Probably knows where I got That from.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Is correct.
< *Is part of the 'cute side', we are the ones that really have the cookies.
V *Wants cookies now.*

[Aiko]

^ Doesn't know I already have cookies.

< Is Plotting and scheming a quest idea.

V Is probably wondering what I have in mind for a quest.

[Kially Gaith]

^ *Is wrong.*
< *Is hungry and waiting on someone replying to any of his threads.*
V *Is hopefully someone going to sugguest something to brighten his day.*

[Aiko]

^ Should go take a walk.

< Loves long walks in the forests with all the wild creatures.

V Should join me for one of my long walks sometime. Its only 30 miles one way.

[Kially Gaith]

^ *Doesn't know player lives in an urban area with far too many morons with knives*
< *Has micro chips.*
V ...Cuddle me?

[RumpleGrumblePuss]

^ Maybe. Maybe not. Depends on how cute you are and how drunk I am.
< Yelling at the cat for eating my mini rose bush.
V Has sympathy for my demon kitty.

[Karuka]

^ is wrong.

< has sympathy for the rose bush

v is a trogolodyte.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Poor kitty.
< *Is cute in nature and attitude, nothing special to look at.*
V ...Special to look at?

[Karuka]

^ is adorable

< isn't really anything special to look at

v needs to remember to post IC as well as OOC. Yes, this IS the pot calling the kettle black.

[Aiko]

^^ Yes, but only because I inherited auntie Medusa's good looks. So far I've managed to stone three innocent bystanders with a single glance, and turned normal cheese to Gorgonzola.

^ Knows I post too much.

< Hates having the snake hair, I just can't do a thing with it.

V Is probably wondering if I'm drunk, High, or both. Which, I'm none of the above, I'm always like this.

[Kially Gaith]

^ *Knows the feeling well.*
< *Wants cuddles and attention.*
V ...Love me? <3

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ is out of luck

< is out of love

V is out of ice cream

[Morning Stars]

^creeps the Manda out in both avatar appearance and insight into the Manda's freezer.

<is in pain today.

vis on the hate list.

[RumpleGrumblePuss]

^Wrong. I'm on your love list.^_^

<Wants ice cream now.

v Is very odd.

[Karuka]

^^ hates me for no reason.

^ is also very odd

< cries. And is sorry the Manda is in pain. And is odd.

v also hates me for no reason?

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

^ only when equipped with +3 The New York Times of Pain infused with the Parade section

< couldn't find a better screenshot from "Evelyn: The Cutest Evil Dead Girl" (look it up on YouTube)

V Stole Manda's ice cream.

[RumpleGrumblePuss]

^ *cries* I'm guilty

< Hates the sunlight coming in through the windows.

V Is a video game addict.

[Morning Stars]

^ knows me too well.

<has an avatar Jenny hates.

vhas gas.

[Aiko]

^ Is frightfully correct.

< Could open own gas station.

V Is now grossed out.

[Moonlit Raven]

^ Yup, completely grossed out.
< Wishes she were blind at the moment.
v Is a night owl.

[AdventWings]

^ Is a Nightingale ;)
< Just got his Neon Genesis Evangelion + End of Evangelion/Death & ReBirth DVD Boxset! W00t! :D
V Is clueless as to what I just said. :p

[Raelyse]

^ Is Right.

< Is Left stunned with what to do with life.

V Is in the middle of a delicious scenario.

[Elijah_Morendale]

^ How'd you know I was eating lunch?

< just upped his post count by 1

V is about to follow suit

[AdventWings]

^ Is psychic. Yow!
< Did just that. Just... not on this account.
V Takes up the challenge of finding out how many people are directly linked to me. ;) (Or not)

[Karuka]

^ has five Althanas accounts that are partially active.

< has six.

v wonders how < knows about ^

[Christoph]

^ Knows stuff like that
< Knows how to cook in RL, too.
v MIGHT try to steal my chef hat...

[Siren]

^ ... except it's too damn hilarious on you.

< is a fishy sort of character.

v thinks < needs to be hung for the pun.

[Kially Gaith]

^ Is allowed to make as many bad puns as such is fit.
< *Frustrated.*
V *Not frustrated.*

[Moonlit Raven]

^ Is completely right.
< Is very happy munching on Manda nachos and sipping on rum and coke.
V Is jealous of my Manda nachos.

[Twisted Infinitum]

^ Incorrect, because I'm eating them too, sweety.
< Needs to post in Gisela... AAAHHH!!!
V Probably isn't in Gisela, therefore doesn't have to worry.

[Moonlit Raven]

^ Wrong. I am in the Gisela, just under a different char.
< Is mildly creeped out by her stalker husband.
V Bet they are glad they don't have a stalker husband.

[Twisted Infinitum]

^ Certainly is glad that he doesn't have a stalker husband.
< Is being called to the computer regularly (therefore appearing stalkerish because he can't help but reply)
V Doesn't eat babies.

[Christoph]

^ Is completely incorrect.
< Thinks babies taste even better than puppies.
v Probably actually believes that < likes to eat babies.

[AdventWings]

^ Is about to be handed his backside for such a lame joke. :p
< Is a Lurker... Mod.
V Is a lurking member?

[Christoph]

^ Only likes to lurk to get away with eating babies.
< Is going to get hit if he doesn't shut up about eating babies.
v May be the one to hit me, unless v is too busy also eating babies.

[AdventWings]

^ Has been whacked by a giant frying pan. :D
< Also knows how to cook - non fastfood style. :cool:
V Should learn to peruse the cooking utensils some more. :D

[Christoph]

^ Would love to get a better look at my utensils. ;)
< Is going to stop spamming and go to bed now, on account of a strange and sudden headache. :p
v Is happy to see me go for the night.