Fight Me And Die...

[Cyrus the virus]

...Bitch.

I've got a few weeks off school, and the writing bug is biting. Two fights. First two people to post here gets them. Citadel.

Don't ask any questions, just post saying you'll fight me and then go make the thread. I want rapid posting, daily.

I want threads up by the time I get back in a few hours!

[Breaker]

I'll fight you... bitch. Thread might not be up when you get back but it WILL be up today.

[Fenris]

*coughs*

http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=4289

[Cyrus the virus]

Thank you, Fenris. And?

I think it should be obvious I won't be continuing threads that begun in February. The creative buzz is long gone from those.

[Fenris]

Darn. It was worth a try. Liked that thread...

Have fun!

[Breaker]

Battle #1 is up. Get on that horse!

[Cyrus the virus]

Well it seems you're all a bunch of pussies.

[Thoracis]

Too bad Gisela is taking up too much of my time to deal with whelps like Luc Kraus.

[Breaker]

So much for daily rapid postings.

[Tiberius]

You didn't provide a link, how was he supposed to know where it was? =P





Unless you PMed him.

[Breaker]

I'm *assuming* the great mancer can find the right forum himself, seeing as how he specified it and all.

Of course, assuming often makes an ass out of you and a ming vase.

Kraus vs. Cronen: The Higher they Fly (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=7181)

[Christoph]

Well it seems you're all a bunch of pussies.

Yes, yes I am! But I'll fight anyway! Death will occur afterwards for your viewing pleasure. I'll have the thread up tomorrow night or Sunday afternoon at the latest. I'm already cooking up yet another awesome arena.

[Cyrus the virus]

Trust me when I say I didn't expect to have to do this.

Yesterday I found out I won't be on the internet much over the next few weeks. The good news is that I didn't respond to your post yet, so you can have someone fill my spot.

I really thought I'd have some time to write a battle or two, but I guess not. Sorry.

[Thoracis]

I scared him away.

[Breaker]

I wish I could say I didn't expect this.

Cristoph, you want to take Cyrus's place in the battle I made? Your name even fits the title alliteration.

[Christoph]

Oh, okay, now that I've read this I actually know what you were talking about in your PM. >.> I'll give it a look.

[Cyrus the virus]

I wish I could say I didn't expect this.

Listen, you fucking bitch. You don't know a fucking thing about my situation and your sassy shit is getting on my nerves. Go fuck yourself, you antagonistic prick.

Close this damn thread and warn/ban me if need be, Christ.

[Serilliant]

I think it should be fairly clear by now that tirades of this type are not welcome here. I believe it goes without saying that if your "situation" is severe enough to cause you to lash out at innocent members in this way, you would certainly benefit from a break from Althanas.