The Bad Haiku contest.

[The Confessor]

You know how it works. If you don't, do some reading up on Haikus...

A full moon shines down.
You have a butt for a face.
Wind blows emptily

[AdventWings]

....OK, that was sooo tasteless I give it the Four Thumbs Down Award~! :D

*ahem* My turn at trying not to butcher this too badly...

Water flow past rock.
Gurgle, calling up to tree.
Stop polluting me.

[Wraith]

Wind to east sets now,
pudding costs a nickel soon,
blowjobs still not free.

[Komosatuo]

First try! Don't hurt me!

Wind to the north coming,
fruits will wither soon.
Joy follows suit, see?

[The Confessor]

Wraith, beautiful. (you guys don't -have- to rhyme with each other.)

Big courtroom orgy
Powdered wigs, crotchial pleasures
Jury still well hung.

[Raelyse]

i need chocolate
so i walk hungry to the
refridgerator

[Sighter Tnailog]

wonder where I can
get fruit loops at twelve p.m?
wal-mart sounds dandy

[Breaker]

Sitting at computer,
Shall I write, or say goodnight?
Judge's Choice, I crave.

[Karuka]

Cheese, bread, and turkey
All wrapped up in a napkin.
Boring sandwich; lunch.

[The Confessor]

Wraith is still totally winning...


No toilet paper
Forever doomed to reek of
My anal vapor

[Wraith]

Sun cries out to land,
With a fiery passion,
"Dude, where is my car?"

Dan's mom is like so,
A big transmission engine,
All noise and filthy.

[Nymph and Dragon]

Sitting on my rear
Alone, I weep and lament
Constipation sucks

[streak101]

an odor fills the air
in this dirty high school of mine
someone's burning some bush

[Sighter Tnailog]

A little bit of the judge in me has to point out...

Streak, each of your lines has one syllable more than necessary.

Wraith, your most recent one is missing a syllable in its first line.

016573, you are one syllable over in your first line.

Confessor, depending on your pronunciation of "crotchial," you are one over.

Komosatsuo, you are one over in your first line.

Judgment complete!

[streak101]

correction sighter, the rule for haikus is that the middle line must be at least 2 syllables longer than the first line, and the third line must have thesame amount of syllables equal to the first :D

thank you writing class

[Sighter Tnailog]

It's actually much more complicated than that -- for a brief (sometimes inaccurate) overview, the Wikipedia article is a very good encapsulation of the varieties of the form.

But for a contest, one should imitate and emulate the style promulgated by the first entry -- a 5-7-5 haiku. So it should be emulated throughout.

Say I, verily:
it is good to make standards
to judge among us

[Ataraxis]

Hark, coconuts bang!
My poor eyes, they shrivel like
Grandma's sagging chest.

[streak101]

It's actually much more complicated than that -- for a brief (sometimes inaccurate) overview, the Wikipedia article is a very good encapsulation of the varieties of the form.

But for a contest, one should imitate and emulate the style promulgated by the first entry -- a 5-7-5 haiku. So it should be emulated throughout.

Say I, verily:
it is good to make standards
to judge among us


curse you and your big words....:D


oh right a haiku...*ahem*

Life's like a party
until someone makes a foul
and spills drink on me

[Cyrus the virus]

I must write haiku
But what do I write about?
I need a subject

[streak101]

^ Best Haiku...EVER

[Whiteshadow]

So now I can see
that while I am still "The Horse",
He is still "The King".

Words of a defeated Ogichi.

[Mathias]

5,7,5 for the win, bitches.

I know I'm not gay,
And if I were, you'd get sex,
Get out of my pants.

[Cyrus the virus]

Stephen Lynch-y.

[Empyrean]

Nothing cleans my room
Better than a proposal
that's due tomorrow.

[Mathias]

I will soon explode.
Counting down in three, two, one.
Please. Pull my finger?

Stephen Lynch is hot
He makes me laugh and cry, too.
I want to bone him.

[Seth_Rahl]

And I poke you hard
and you poke me back harder
It is orgasmic.

[.juice]

Sometimes I like blood
to flow from the anus of
my attractive friend

[Seth_Rahl]

Sometimes I like pants.
To rip and tear like women
with major problems.

[Breaker]

Drinking; not sleeping.
I choose to waste all my time.
Will fail my midterm.

[.juice]

People are silly
to think that college means much;
we are all dying!

[Seth_Rahl]

Why you cannot feel
how much you have done to me
is beyond my mind.

[Sighter Tnailog]

Written during a lecture...

quarks and anti-quarks
floating in particle soup
holy fucking shit

[Kovalai]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

[Seth_Rahl]

Inside these tight pants
I carry a weapon of
mass impregnation.

[Kovalai]

That's really gross dude
Why would I need to know that
Stabbing out eyes now

[Mathias]

writing haiku stuff
actually not haiku
it is senryu

[Bleater]

Requisitioning
Disintermediation?
Paradoxical!

[Sighter Tnailog]

i love dilettantes:
their only source is often
wikipedia

[Mathias]

degrees get you far
but they do not prove too much,
So, you flaunt nothing.

[Seth_Rahl]

A pair of small pants
decorate my large doorknob.
I like cherry pie.

[Kelyia]

As I read these pages
Surprise is a friendly guest
If my mom read these...