Howdy

[Halon]

Good day, people. Damn, I hate introduction threads... I never know what to say. :)

Well, I'm eighteen years old, currently studying Fiscal Economics at a nearby university, but still finding time to dedicate to one of my favorite hobbies: writing. I'm looking forward to my stay here at Althanas - judging at first glance, it's the best of its kind that I've seen in a very, very long time.

[Seth_Rahl]

You better believe it is. I bid you welcome to hell.

[Xilium Rupertus]

Welcome, i've been playing here since almost the start of the site, and It's the best you'll find. If you need anything just send a PM or IM on Aim.

[Reiko]

hihi and welcome, hope you have lots of fun and the like. It is a good site for writing and lots of good people.

Oh and watch out for swelling egos, they hurt when they fall on you.

*brings a plate of slightly burnt cookies*

[Kially Gaith]

A warm welcome from me to you! I'm Kially, one of Althanas most hyperactive and overactive forum members. I wish you the best and your character concept looks awesome and without clichés. So, good on ya! Look forward to RPing with you!

[Ataraxis]

Hey, a human over 40 years old! That's rarer than an goblinoid drug-dealer, nowadays.

I like your character; Law Magic made me nostalgic! Halon, welcome to Althanas. It'll be a fun ride, full of nicorette patches and subcutaneous venipunctures from the countless blood diseases you'll be infected with!

Just, be wary of silver-haired pretty boys, and over 95% of the character population here. Take their cookies, not their invites.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Welcome to the fray!

A word from the wise(assed): Stay away from the baked goods. You never know what's inside.

Especially Reiko's. You may like them going down, but coming out/back up is a whole 'nother realm of discomfort intertwined with lose and sad!

[Reiko]

not my fault you don't get enough fiber in your diet.

[Seth_Rahl]

Nope. ITS MINE!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! Now work, slaves.

*ahem* um, hi. My name is Seth. Welcome, again!

[Master Val'Rysn]

Welcome Halon, and I will introduce you to the only sane person in Althanas... Me!

I hope you enjoy your time here. I read your profile, and it seems like you have great potential. In the future I hope that maybe we can even do a quest together!

[Seth_Rahl]

I'm sane....*pouts*
*smiles* Wanna cookie?

[Elijah_Morendale]

*coughs*

Pay no attention to the drow. We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad.

And if you didn't want to be amongst mad people, then why would you come here?

*twitch*

[Seth_Rahl]

hee hee he has a point. *starts twitching too, pulls out Eternium Beowulf with look of mad glee*

[Master Val'Rysn]

I Am Sane, You Are Not! Deal With It! I Don't Twitch Or Eat Burnt Cookies Or Anything *roars*.

[Seth_Rahl]

Oh you wish. Now join in the bloody and gruesome fun! *tosses curved dagger to Cameron and runs off*

[Witchblade]

What sad and lonely existences we live here on Althanas...

Anyway! Welcome to Althanas!

Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid zombified characters. Do not feed the following people; Slayer of the Rot, Artifex Felicis, Atzar Kellon, Reiko, Ataraxis, Serilliant, Christoph and Cyrus the virus for they may become dependant on you and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies, which is good! But some of the cookies are poisonous, which is bad...*

[Seth_Rahl]

*eat all of cookies and dies of food poisoning, revived as uber lich* here have MY COOKIES instead. *hands plate of explosive bomb cookies over.*

[Slayer of the Rot]

Run away. This place is full of half cocked long winded jackasses and before long you may contract their rampant VD which warps the mind and makes you think you've got some kind of fucking doctorate in the King's English. Before long you'll think you're some kind of sheriff of cyber land or a vampiric furry.

The antidote is to drink your brains out like I've been doing.

[Halon]

At the moment I kinda wish I'd chosen to pursue Psychology instead of economics as a study. I'd wager you people would provide me with enough material to get through four years of university then.

Anyhow, I'd like to thank everyone for their welcomes, their cookies...

*eats all the cookies offered* *drool*

and... ermm... their good advice...



Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid zombified characters. Do not feed the following people; Slayer of the Rot, Artifex Felicis, Atzar Kellon, Reiko, Ataraxis, Serilliant, Christoph and Cyrus the virus for they may become dependant on you and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^


The antidote is to drink your brains out like I've been doing.

*wipes away the poisonous, explosive, and burnt cookie crumbs from lips and takes out the special zombie-straw to administer antidote*

EDIT: And on a side note, anyone interested in doing some sort of short quest/whatever with me? You know, just a brief one to help me get used to this place? :)

[AdventWings]

What they said. ;)

Welcome to Althanas, from your one and only Other Bazaar Kitty! Drop by at the local Bazaar and spend those 300 GP voucher before they expire, Nya~! :D

[Artifex Felicis]

Look at it this way. If you don't feed us, we'll just get even more annoying. Personally, I find the best way to get food is by gnawing on ankles.

I'm one of the two bazaar kitties, welcome to Althanas. Just a reminder anyway. You currently have 300 gold of "credit." That'll expire in a month, so I suggest using it soon!

*gnaw*

EDIT: *pounces on the ninja Advent*

[Witchblade]

I'd be interested in doing a quest with you, Halon. Just pop me a PM or better yet talk to me on AIM or MSN. You can find my s/n's in my profile.

[Raimeiken]

Hi, Mr. Swordsman~ ^^

[Xilium Rupertus]

Quit trying to scare off the new guy everyone lol

[Witchblade]

*sniffles*

B-but I like scaring the newbies with my poisonous cookies. *pouts*