This is an introduction thread.

[Opening Title]

Hi everyone! Uhm..hmm. I was complaining a few days ago about the lack of awesome writing sites available, and was shortly directed here by someone on another forum, not sure if they still play here or not though. Some stuff about me...I'm 18 and female (you may call me Mac), graduated from highschool last year and preparing to go into college as a music major, I play in a taiko drum group and enjoy savoury crepes with...applesauce.

Most pleased to have found Althanas. :cool:

[Farsight]

Welcome welcome! Good to have you aboard. Hope you have fun!

[Xilium Rupertus]

Welcome, this is a pretty good writing site to come to if you like post by post forum Rping. Don't get scared of the mass of people who will most likely post weird and unusual things in this thread....they are basically harmless...((don't eat the cookies though))

If you need any help just ask.

[Witchblade]

Hi hi!

Welcome to Althanas. Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people; Letho, Cyrus the virus, Xillium Rupertus, Artifex Felicis, Serilliant, Christoph, Slayer of the rot and Karuka Tida for they may become dependant on you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*Gives you a plate of cookies, which is good! but some of the cookies are poisonous, which is bad...*

[Elijah_Morendale]

Welcome, Mac!

[Letho]

Welcome to Althanas, Mac. I hope you're in for the long haul.

[Atzar]

Welcome, Mac!

[Nymph and Dragon]

I like your profile.

Welcome, and happy posting!

[Rok the Blade]

Mac, you'll quickly see that Althanas is one of the best sites available for text based, post by post RPing. I myself have grown quite addicted to it. It's one hell of a party.

Time to party, bring out the strippers!

[Witchblade]

*walks in wearing a black bikini made to resemble bat wings*

Why did I ever ask for a second job? Why!?

[Elijah_Morendale]

*nose bleed*

[Rok the Blade]

Ah my life-goal has been fulfilled, watching a half-naked half-vamp dance in front of me. Now that's called Heaven on Earth, baby.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Until she bites you, until she bites you.

[Opening Title]

Thank you everyone!!! I certainly do hope to be here for a while.

I also want a bikini that looks like batwings. D: *jealous*

*flings lovely crepes everywhere in her excitement*

[Rok the Blade]

Ah she would never bite me, she adores me. *cowers away, knowing Witchy is about to eat his soul*

*Leaves thread*

[Artifex Felicis]

Anyways, welcome to Althanas. Just a reminder that you have 300 gold in credit now. That'll expire in a month, so if you want to use it...

*gnaws*

Aside from my hunger at not being fed, I'm also helpful. PM me, or IM one of my scree names in my profile to the left. Also, Witchy is ually much more evil, so don't be surprised at any flying body parts.

*thinks and gnaws more*

That's about it. Hope you enjoy Althanas and whatnot.

[Karuka]

Back on the list, I see.

Anyway, welcome chicka. Have fun, and remember: do not burn yourself out. It's too easy to do.

[Slayer of the Rot]

I'm 18 and female

Heeeeyyy. I don't like replying to welcome threads unless it's to be an asshole to members aside from the new guy, but I'll welcome you under that criteria.

[The Bard]

Anyways, welcome to Althanas. Just a reminder that you have 300 gold in credit now. That'll expire in a month, so if you want to use it...



When did we start giving away gold credit?

Anywho welcome.....as being the only active bard on althanas I will sing you a wonderful song. In a little bit need to see what I can come up with.

[Seth_Rahl]

I would've welcomed you soonER CEPT MY FRIGGIN comp is messinG UP OBviously. stupid caPS LOCK....

ANy hoo, welcome. anD EAt my cookies goddaMMIT! :)

[Reiko]

hihi and welcome^^

Sorry I'm late but my mind's been burning up and the like. Hope you have lots of fun.

*Brings cookies, since I can't bake crepes.*

[Witchblade]

*gets hit in the face with a flying crepe*

Why you little...!

*Sends a blazing inferno in all directions then leaves the thread to chase down Rok and eat his soul*

Little bastard.

[Seth_Rahl]

Rok, mY COmRaDe! RUN awAy, I SHalt hold Her OFf! *LEaVes tHREaD AnD bLOCks off WitCHBLade WIth EternIUM BeOWUlF* BEGONE Foul DeMoN!

[Slayer of the Rot]

You motherfuckers are huffing paint, I'm sure of it.

[AdventWings]

What those guys said. :D

Welcome to Althanas, Mac! Don't mind the odd ones. We're all odd like that from time to time. Otherwise, we'd be insane.

;)

*Nibbles on one of Reiko's cookies*

[Opening Title]

I'm afraid I can't enjoy the lovely (poinsoned?) baked goods at the moment because I'm fasting. :o But...*rat-holes them away for later devourage*

You all are too nice. And 's'okay, I don't mind the oddness. :p Feels kinda homey, actually.


Heeeeyyy. I don't like replying to welcome threads unless it's to be an asshole to members aside from the new guy, but I'll welcome you under that criteria.

*snorts* Heh. I only added my gender as a clarification. ;D

And eat the crepes goddammit they're better than sex.

*ducks before getting incinerated...again*

[Seth_Rahl]

Huzzah. For crepes.
Double HUzzah for Sex
Sex wins.

And if any of you argue with that point I WILL CASTRATE YOU ALL!
Even the women.
BWahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........... *chokes on crepe*

[Raimeiken]

-Slaps her Minagi nodachi upside Seth's head-

That's not very nice, Seth-san! :(

Besides, crepes are way better than sex!

...Um, not that I would know... All I ever had was crepe...

-Tip toes away from the thread-

...

-Pops back in temporarily-

Hi, Mac-chan! Um, welcome to Althanas!

-Sneaks away-