Return of the three word story!

[Moonlit Raven]

Once upon a

[As Above So Below]

midnight dreary, as

[Moonlit Raven]

a large gooey

[As Above So Below]

ball of my

[Nephilium]

tasty shredded cucumber

[As Above So Below]

slapped against my

[Moonlit Raven]

nice clean apron

[As Above So Below]

. My first thought

[Aishling]

was how good

[As Above So Below]

that cucumber had

[Moonlit Raven]

felt as it

[As Above So Below]

dropped down my

[Aishling]

firm yet soft

[As Above So Below]

honky tonk badonkadonk.

[Aishling]

It made me

[As Above So Below]

as gooey as

[Nephilium]

a squid creeping

[As Above So Below]

through the daisies.

[Xos]

Yet I couldn't

[Seth_Rahl]

reach my pants

[Opening Title]

to quell the

[Nymph and Dragon]

gut-wrenching cries of

[Xos]

pain caused by

[AdventWings]

a monkey wrench

[Ataraxis]

in the prostate.

[Seth_Rahl]

In her eyes

[Melancor]

there was an

[As Above So Below]

awakening of more

[Rok the Blade]

gimp prostitute bitches

[Seth_Rahl]

who had orgies

[Melancor]

with leaned abhored

[Seth_Rahl]

racist social-nasal

[Kially Gaith]

And under developed

[Whiteshadow]

but sexy looks

[Xos]

on many faces

[Shortie_Chee]

As they marched

[Seth_Rahl]

slowly down the

[Whiteshadow]

wedding aisle for

[Opening Title]

untold amounts of

[Sidhe]

delicious treats and

[Valanthe]

riches. Suddenly a

[Melancor]

flying elefant poop

[Whiteshadow]

rose from undeath

[Nymph and Dragon]

to eat the

[Xos]

many women. One

[Moonlit Raven]

would think that

[AdventWings]

such a trivial

[Xos]

pursuit wouldn't be

[Zook Murnig]

worthy of ninjas

[Melancor]

but they just

[Seth_Rahl]

stole my pants

[Melancor]

Because tight Jeans

[Zook Murnig]

make lady ninjas

[Seth_Rahl]

scream in orgasm

[Melancor]

due to amazing

[Whiteshadow]

extreme mentrual periods

[Seth_Rahl]

that bring their

[Shortie_Chee]

hard nipples forth. ;)

[Melancor]

It wasn't until

[Seth_Rahl]

they saw the

[Melancor]

rooting carcuss of

[Zook Murnig]

hard ninja nipples

[Seth_Rahl]

came dancing like

[Melancor]

dragg queens in

[Seth_Rahl]

pretty green tights

[Zook Murnig]

arousing samurai kings

[Xos]

that they decided

[Nirov]

hated pointless threads.

[Zook Murnig]

Upon this realization

[Nirov]

all were banned.

[Melancor]

Therefor, flying changos

[Moonlit Raven]

swoop down upon

[Melancor]

the crowd of

[Skie and Avery]

angry young lesbians

[Seth_Rahl]

who lick their

[Skie and Avery]

furiously oscillating battery-powered

[Whiteshadow]

robot desks that

[Moonlit Raven]

vibrated into pieces

[Whiteshadow]

as their moms

[Atzar]

had steamy affairs

[Whiteshadow]

with uber Godzillla

[Melancor]

, but kingkong got

[Atzar]

screwed. Instead, he

[Moonlit Raven]

pouted until a

[AdventWings]

big, heavy mallet

[Farmboy]

smashed his testicles

[Opening Title]

into a hefty

[Melancor]

, and anhorred, piece

[Nymph and Dragon]

of salty jerky

[Farmboy]

which he ate

[Opening Title]

with a straw.

[Farmboy]

Afterwards, he emaciated

[Moonlit Raven]

all the penguins

[Rith]

I was about to bring this back to life, glad I saw this before I did lol. Someone should seriously go through and finish my work of putting every post into a MS word Document and post it up lol - okay sorry for ranting back to the story! :D

with an emoticon.

[wizardmon599]

He suddenly foresaw

[Destrudo]

Chuck Norris appearing

[oren]

on the roof

[wizardmon599]

with a spoon

[Rith]

and roundhouse kicking

[wizardmon599]

a duck. Angrily,

[Rith]

sensing some sort

[Aiko]

of monkey presence

[seed]

I cannot count properly

[Caden Law]

"Just as planned..."

[Rith]

In the Citadel