Hello fellow writers

[Magius101]

Greetings from a writer in Alberta, Canada.

I had originally tried to begin roleplaying on this website a year ago however things happened and I was unable to continue. (Thread name is Give in to the Darkness)

Now I have found that I can post on a daily basis or so, so I would like to say hello to everyone and hopefully I will see you in the various forums that Althanas has to offer.

[Ataraxis]

Hear my laughter. It is terrorizing.

Fresh blood for our legion of soldiers from the wintry lands of Canadia. Yes, our maple-y land now comes with an 'i'. It has laser bears!

But really, welcome back! We've never met, as I came in about four months after you left, I think. In any case, before people come in to give you baked goods, here is some bacon.

Bacon is the true language of Canadians! Oh, and so is beer.

As you were, soldier. As you were.

[Sidhe]

Congrats on finding the time to participate in Althanas. Hope you have some fun this time around.

[BlackAndBlueEyes]

Grittings.

Welcome to the jungle.

[Agent of Black]

Welcome back.

TIME TO PARTY!

But first, I wait for my insane welcoming partner, Witchy.

[Breaker]

Always good to have another Canadian on board.

[AdventWings]

Oy you Canadians.

:D

Welcome back, Magius! Take your time and keep 'em coming!

[Moonlit Raven]

Woot! Someone else from Alberta. ^^

Welcome back to Althy! I trust you remember the normal warning to keep all hands and arms within the forum and to avoid Witchy's cookies.

*Holds out a plate of freshly baked brownies.* Have one, I promise there are no 'special' additives.

[Xos]

Welcome Back!

*holds out a plate of fresh baked goods from Grandma's oven*

My fresh baked goods are perfectly safe and extrordinarily delicous, however, you will owe me a favor for every item you take...

Remember, there are more than just cookies there.

*Takes one of Moonlight raven's Cookies.*

Still delicous.

[Witchblade]

Yay! Another one to add to the list of growing Canadians! Soon, we will dominate this board and then...the world!

*clears her throat*

Anyway, welcome back to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people; Letho, Karuka Tida, Artifex Felicis, Serilliant, Dissinger, Slayer of the Rot, Elijah Morendale and Chirstoph for they may become dependant on you and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sound of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies, which is good! But some of them are poisons, which is bad...*

[Rok the Blade]

Yay my welcoming buddy. Now it's time for my following line:

DON'T EAT THE COOKIES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T EAT THOSE COOKIES, MAN!!!

[Breaker]

Yay my welcoming buddy. Now it's time for my following line:

DON'T EAT THE COOKIES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T EAT THOSE COOKIES, MAN!!!

Sometimes you make me sad.

[Rok the Blade]

I'm a part-time therapist, so I can help you with your sadness. I don't offer poison cookies, though.

Oh for the love of god, man! Keep your pants on! ~random~

[Witchblade]

*hits Rok across the head with a frying pan*

[Whiteshadow]

*teleports, steals frying pan, smacks witchblade multiple times* FRYING PAN LION'S BARRAGE!!!!*smacks up into air, teleports, smacks down, runs away giggling like a little girl*

[Melancor]

...Anywho @___@

Welcome back to Althanas, I think I have seen your posts around Althanas, Nice to finally meet you. ^_^

And yeah some stuff in that tray is really good... you can take some... but... just don't take the oddlygreencoloredmushroomgrowing-like kind of cookie....

[Whiteshadow]

Except for mine!

[Xos]

You can have my cookies, mine are safe and perfectly healthy, after all, a little chocolate every now and then has been proven to be healthy.

[Moonlit Raven]

Heh, my brownies are better than the cookies everyone is offering. Chewy, gooey brownies.... yum!