Personal Ads

[Maia]

Because we need a new forum game, here's another fun good one.

Write up a personal add for your char!




Medium height girl seeking another for relationship. Has pretty blue eyes, long golden hair, and is very beautiful. Described as having "big breasts and athletic figure" by friends. Currently looking for another who enjoys long walks on the beach, studying magic, eating bits of spirit and enjoying a fun time every now and then. Any may apply, but those with petophobia need not apply.

Edit: Noticed mine is silly. I'll fix it up later. Also, any serious takers are welcome, but I doubt I would end up being able to follow through.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Single human male, average in height with black hair and deep blue eyes, seeking single human female between ages of 19 and 23 for companionship. Preferably a girl who is a bit on the shy side with a strange sense of humor. Must enjoy nighttime walks underneath a blanket of stars and cheap instant noodles. Must also tolerate random fits of insanity; SHM suffers from split personality disorder and tends to argue with himself at times. Speaking of which, the split personality demands "no fat chicks".

[Whiteshadow]

LOOKING FOR DOMINATRIX

"Human" male looking for dominatrix to have a fun time with. Call at 1-800-SUK-LICK or e-mail at kylesmomisabitch@dominatedfun.com.

LETS GET KINKY!!!!

[Jasmine]

What the heck... this is a fun one..


For Poison: Young female seeking young male aged 17-25. Has long, silver hair, grey eyes and is curvy in all the right places. Looking for some evening fun, long term relationship seekers need not apply. Experience is NOT necessary ~_^ Ask for Alicia Silvertree.

[Ataraxis]

16-year-old female with black hair and blue eyes, looking for companionship within the creepiness bounds of (Age/2 + 7) and (Age*2 - 14)! Has a tendency to be overly shy, awkward and self-deprecating. Loves fantasy books, magical creatures and the color yellow. Enjoys playing with forest critters, eating strawberry shortcakes and indulging in highly scientific discourse. Companion must not have arachnophobia, or any fear of sentient artifact symbiotes that transcend common understanding of the universe. Suave villains and evil masterminds preferred, but not required.

*submits*

'Huh? What do they mean, underage?'

[Xos]

Wanted: One Female of a compatable species to assist in Lab experiements. Must be scholarly and love learning. Magiscientist desires companionship and help in experimenting with the boundries of possibility. Is intrested, contact Xos Xilanthes @ The White Tower.

[Stuffed Fury]

"One badass stuffed teddy bear... With a longsword!"

[Sighter Tnailog]

"Elf male seeking Natamrael Nito of the Moontae. If you know of her whereabouts, contact Findelfin ap Fingolfin, c/o High Bard Council, Eluriand, Raiaera."

[Irene]

One Desperate female Human, orc, Gnome, Dragonian, Fae, Mer, Demoness, Elven, halfling, dwarf, monstrosity seeks relationship. Must be willing to forgo sex.

[Cash]

21 year old Fallien male looking for a BDSM partner. Women prefered but not neccessary. Submissiveness is a plus. High pain tolerance is a plus. Must not be afraid of sharp objects. Must not ask about previous sexual history. Must not ask about criminal history. Must be unwilling to go to the police under any circumstances. Ask for Cash Derien.