A fine mo0 to you.

[Caden Law]

Hi folks. I just joined up out of an overwhelming, almost drug addict-like need to play a pointy hat wearing wizard. I blame Discworld. And Wikipedia's D&D sections. Among other things.

Feel free to call me Sh33p; that's what I go by everywhere else.

[Artifex Felicis]

It's spelled Wizzard if it's the discworld-ean Rincewind. :3

Anyways, welcome to Althanas, where you just barely get enough sustanence to whet your role playing appetite and then you come begging back for more. Feel free to PM or IM any mods with any question. Don't eat the cookies, and lick people before they lick you.

*licks next person to post!*

[Caden Law]

*Technically avoids Lick by having already posted. Failing that, uses the next poster as a shield.* That's not very hygienic, is it? D:

[Artifex Felicis]

Probably not, but I try to use mouthwash.

Also, I read over your character, and so far he seems to be a pretty interesting guy. I like the idea of a spellbook in a hat, so say the very least.

Also, I love the fact you used references to existing continents. Very big plus.

*Avoids self lick and lets it continue to the next person.*

[Slayer of the Rot]

*snatches tongue*

I'll rip it out. I swear I will if you lick me.

Welcome to Althanas, Caden.

[Farmboy]

I'd also blame J.R.R. Tolkien and Final Fantasy IX. I mean come on, Gandalf and Vivi? How badass.

[Caden Law]

*Teatime-esque air-jump dodge.* Sooner or later, that lick's going to break the laws of causality and kill the Internet. D: Good thing we've got coupons to get more of 'em.

Thanks, by the way. I ran into a few brick walls trying to pin down languages and such (whether or not it's Common or Tradespeak or if they're different or what, and whether or not there are multiple Elven languages...and whether or not I could snag translator sites for everything), and it'd be nice if I could find a rank list for the Church of Ethereal Sway's hierarchy, but no biggy.

EDIT: Oh, and hi to the rest of you DX So much for that internet killing oral paradox.

[Melancor]

Hello, person, and welcome to Althanas, where all your dreams come true!... In the wonderful world or writing.... and English.... meh...

Anyhow. I hope to see you quest soon ^^

ummm, you can let his tounge go now....

[None So Blind]

*licks Dan*

Welcome to Thanas!

[Opening Title]

Welcome to Althanas Sh33p! Gravy character dude there. ^^

This place is...awesome. Ya.

[Slayer of the Rot]

*snatches Manda's tongue*

No, no, no. Nobody gets to do that anymore. Next time I'll get the shears.

[Melancor]

Make sure not to take any weird looking cookies....

*glances*

*sticks touge out and moves towars Slayer*

[Artifex Felicis]

*stabs the dan*

Don't worry. He's cuddly and snuggly! Also about as dangerous as a basket of newborn chicks. All cute and fluffy and yellow.

Also, Ashiaken is the person to ask about the Church.

[Nirov]

I hope you all die. A curse on all your houses. A POX.

[Opening Title]

Mmmm...cookehs...Just be sure to have the number for your local poision control center close at hand.

I'd offer you a crepe but I can't find my crepemaker. D:

[Melancor]

Oh tata with the "Romeo and Juliet" quotes we are talking about a newperson here Mercutio.

[Nirov]

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.

I mean, uh. I don't quote Shakespeare.

[Melancor]

Well then someone one plagerized "A plague on both of your houses" didnt it?

Anywho...

[Caden Law]

I have no idea what's going on now D: But thanks for telling me who to go looking for!

[Nirov]

I changed the words around. It's not plagiarism and I resent the accusation. You'll be hearing from my attorneys sir! As will this new person, for allowing such cruel acts to plague his thread.

[Melancor]

O____O'

Im sorry... i didnt meant it to sound like that. I mean't who ever you where quoting plagerized shakesphere. It wuz suppaused to beh funayh u___u geesos.... ANYWHO!
Fine I will bring my own cheap Tijuana.... Attourntey! (it's ok Im Mexican)

[Ataraxis]

As long as we're quoting Shakespeare...

The first thing we do, kill all lawyers!

I am cow, Sh33p. Hear me moo to you too.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Gandalf is the biggest powergamer I've ever seen. </troll>

Welcome!

[Caden Law]

As long as we're quoting Shakespeare...

The first thing we do, kill all lawyers!

I am cow, Sh33p. Hear me moo to you too.

Yes. mo0 D: Incidentally: How long's it usually take for a character approval or denial? I'm all fidgety and newbied out.

[Ataraxis]

Really depends. Quickest I've seen was under twelve minutes. Longest was... you really don't wanna know. Just cross your fingers :P

[Artifex Felicis]

There was one recently that took forever because he was being kind of hard. Just be nice on the RoG mod and you'll breeze by.

[Melancor]

Yeah mine took about 3 days, but that's cause I was a noob and didnt really know the level restrictions so I had to edit stuff out.

And no character is denied, you just have to modify it a little if its overpowerful. Or if those modifications make him useless for your purposes then you wont get anywhere. you must be flexible and make your way up as you might know u___________u. just be patient It will be aproved.

[Atzar]

Welcome to Althanas, Sh33p. You'll get used to the insanity soon enough.

Have fun. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions.

[AdventWings]

What all those fuzzy avatars said. ;)

Welcome to Althanas, Nya~! It looks like you'll fit in well already. Anyways, don't forget to hop on over to the Bazaar once your character's approved, Nya~!

Thus spake the Other Bazaar Kitty.

[Nirov]

We is not amused, Advent. Your character are certainly not a guy.

[Witchblade]

*pops in for a quick moment*

Welcome to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Letho, Slayer of the Rot, Serilliant, Artifex Felicis, AdventWings and Karuka Tida for they may become dependent on you afterwards and hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies, which is good! But the cookies are the poisonous, which is bad...*

[Xos]

Welcome!

*In honor of all the licking occuring, puts out a full spread of toungue shaped Buffalo Burgers to eat.*

[Caden Law]

Mmmm. Arsenic and buffalo tongues.

Y'all know how to make a guy feel right at home D:

[Whiteshadow]

*mind rapes everyone in this thread and licks slayer*

Too f-ing bad slayer, i'm too fast for you. *Shun-po's away a million times and sticks tounge out.*

Welcome! *give Caden a chainsaw and leatherface mask* There, now your all set! :)

[Seth_Rahl]

Ignore my alter ego, he sometimes goes crazy with those chainsaws of his. White, you still owe me and Xos sexual favors!

xD

Anyways, Whiteshadow and I welcome you to Althanas. Wanna exploding cookie? like, mine are SOOOO much better than Witchy's. :)

[Rok the Blade]

I must say this, I am obligated.

DON'T EAT WITCHBLADE'S COOKIES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN, DON'T THOSE COOKIES!!!!!!

This is my welcome to you, in response to her welcome.

[Seth_Rahl]

*stabs Rok* Shut up, her cookies are delicious and nutritious (for sex at least), but mine are just better.

DIE MF DIE!!!!!

*cough* hi there again.

[Xos]

I never said it was sexual. That is your faulty assumption.

It could be anything. anything at all. But I'll probably make it something easy, like having whiteshadow convince Seth_Rahl (since they are one in the same poster after all) To let Rahegalhoff into his new battle since the one he was in went kaput.

Infact, that's what it is. Whiteshadow, I'm calling in that favor. Force Seth_Rahl by any and all means neccessary without exception to let Rahegalhoff into Seth's new open battle after I switch identities and post intrest in joining.

[Seth_Rahl]

Accepted. Post when ready. Whiteshadow tied me to the bed because of this....*glares at xos* Thanks alot, bastard.

^^'

[Rok the Blade]

Talk about obsession.

[Seth_Rahl]

With your mom. YEAH BOIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caden Law]

Oh, and if anyone's interested: First RP. Ish. (http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?p=85241)

I have no idea if non-buyers can join in Bazaar threads, but heck D:

[Seth_Rahl]

Nope. its soley between the mod and the buyer, I believe.

[Porter le Deuil]

Meh. I wish my intro thread skyrocketed like this one. No one loves me -_-









But anyway, Welcome welcome. It seems ur profile has been approved. Grats on that. When uve made as many characters as i have u kinda get the hang of it to where u can be approved without any changes made. Its all about moderation. :D

[Ataraxis]

Well you can have multiple buyers in a single thread. I did it once. It helps when two characters actually have a habit of traveling together, but random encounters in the same shop work just as well.

[Seth_Rahl]

Really? But it would really have to be pre-oradined, right?

[Artifex Felicis]

In response, and to take a break from a goddamn bicycle drawing, There may be any number of people in a bazaar thread. I'll be pissed if you don't DO anything, but if you're helping out the original buyer, or setting up a quest or something, then I'm all the more happy that the bazaar is being used well. Hell, there might even be a bonus for you guys for doing it well.