He is the Walrus, and she could be the Eggman!

[Ataraxis]

You say it's your birthday?
It's her birthday too, yeah!
They say it's your birthday;
We're gonna have a good time!
I'm glad it's your birthday,
Happy birthday to you two!

Happy Birthday, Cyrus! Happy Birthday, Hamnat!

I shower you two with creepy love and obvious Beatles references!

[Porter le Deuil]

And I shall shower you with gold. A golden shower. Just for you. Just like R Kelly. That's right....Golden shower....













If you don't get the reference then there is no hope for this world.

[Rok the Blade]

Wow, that's just disgusting...

Aww Ataraxis bein' so niiiiiice. Happy b-day from yours truly, since I'm here.

[Cyrus the virus]

These birthday wishes are not sincere enough. Where are my gifts? Why hasn't the staff made this official Cyrus day? Where is my complimentary gift basket from the mod staff for my years of service?

Where are my dragon quests and my Slayer battles!?

Worst birthday ever.

[Rok the Blade]

Oh quit whining, you still have good ol' Rok.

[Cyrus the virus]

Who the hell are you?

[Ataraxis]

He is my gift to you. Use him well. His meat is a bit stiff, but beat it enough and it goes tender. Though stiff is also good. <3

Would've expected the dragon-slaying quest with Saxon to have been up, though! Or I think it was one that involved dragons.

Dude, I've been on top of it for centuries. BEHOLD, The Day of Cyrus! (http://http://activistchat.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=30068)

[Rok the Blade]

Holy hell... I better get ready for some All-Fours action.

[Cyrus the virus]

I demand more birthday wishes on this, the day of my own birth.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Where are my dragon quests and my Slayer battles!?

Worst birthday ever.

Well, if you really want to get ripped to pieces on your birthday....

[Artifex Felicis]

Happy Birthday you smelly Canadian. Get a haircut and a job >_<

[Ataraxis]

Jai Guru Cyrus OM?

And who DOESN'T get ripped to pieces on their birthday? The booze gets to you from the inside. It always does. But the process is oh so sweet!

And hey, I resent that! Though smelly I am, as is my love of cheese and goats.

If you're reading this, I'm blinking at you, Bleater.

[Empyrean]

Bon anniversaire, mon ami! I know my French is rusty and I probably did something wrong, but you don't get to yell at me.

Sorry I'm late by a day - hope you had fun, hon. :) You're my favorite Canadian!

And happy birthday to Hamnat too, whom I haven't actually seen around yet...

[Nirov]

Pfft. Cyrus is another year older and another year drunk-er-er.

[Cyrus the virus]

Did something? What you did, woman? Votre francais est amende, madmoiselle.

Speaking of drunker, my plans for tonight fell through so I'm going to go buy some beer and drink alone. YEEHAW.

[Rok the Blade]

Please, Master, I beg you to let me buy that toxin for you!

[Empyrean]

Ah, merci beaucoup, monsieur!

*is ashamed because that is just basic French*

Yeah, that was a big typo. I meant to say "I did something wrong," but accidentally forgot the "wrong."

Aww, I would drink with you if I were there. Well, not really. I'd drink lemonade and laugh hysterically when you get drunk off your ass and take a dive off a chair.

[Ataraxis]

The fun part is that it means that your french is a fine, Empy! ^^

Ne t'en fais pas, mas chère, c'est déja très bien de connaître les bases!

Try some robitussin with DM. Costs less, does more, and is way funnier to film!

[Rok the Blade]

Quit with the french, damnit, I only know spanish...

Quit treating me like a dog, here!!

[Empyrean]

Hehe...welllll il est ete un moment puisque j'ai vraiment parlé beaucoup du francais.

Also I totally did not look that up, so I'm proud of myself.

And we will never stop with the French, bahaha. Usually everyone around me is speaking Spanish and I'm the one who's left out.

[Rok the Blade]

Mentirosa!

[Empyrean]

I have to be a postwhore and say that I love that song. Shake-shake sh-shake-shake sh-shake-shake sh-shake shaka shaka! Mentirosa!

[Ataraxis]

Hehehe, yeah! That was pretty good by memory alone, so you should be proud! ^^

And I agree. We are a major minority on Althanas. There is no escape, just as in three hundred years, humanity will be beige. Run all you want!

Everyone around me speaks mandarin... or lojban. Hard to contend with that.

[Cyrus the virus]

You can buy my beer, sure. Mm, beer.

L'amende is 'the fine'. Amende should, by English logic, mean fine. It doesn't, though. But it's close enough, ha.

My birthday blew ass. Stupid Tuesdays.

[Of Free Will]

Don't feel bad Cy. My birthday sucked this year aswell.






Soon I'll have T-shirts. I'll add you to the mailing list.

[Melancor]

:) Happy lat birthday you...

[Cyrus the virus]

Thanks!

Two pages!? Fuck that. I'm the goddamn highest poster here, with two level sevens, and with the best hair you tits have ever seen. You make this thing get to five pages or I'm gonna bring the pain.

Like, what the hell? Some of my good friends on this site haven't wished me a happy birthday yet. Meatfaces. Faces de boeuf.

[Nirov]

Fine. Lets make the Canadian feel good. It'll be the first time someone did that without Cyrus DIGGLEBerry, paying in advance.

Woo! Matt's the best! Cyrus Matt, not other matts. Other matts are like, shitty clones of the one true matt.

[Jasmine]

Happy birthday, Cyrus! (even if it's a bit late)

[Cyrus the virus]

Fine. Lets make the Canadian feel good. It'll be the first time someone did that without Cyrus DIGGLEBerry, paying in advance.

Woo! Matt's the best! Cyrus Matt, not other matts. Other matts are like, shitty clones of the one true matt.

The hell? Dingleberry*?

Thanks Cory! Go recruit some more people to wish me a happy birthday. Go on, now.

[Rok the Blade]

I got that booze ye wanted... And I tell you, it wasn't easy!

[Cyrus the virus]

Youngun? Send now plz.

[Rok the Blade]

No, but I was broke. I wrestled this set of drinks from a 75 year old woman! She was tough, too...

Crown Royal or Vodka?

[Cyrus the virus]

Beer?

[Rok the Blade]

You don't want beer for your birthday, do you? You want to get SMASHED!!

But if you want some of that vile-tasting toxin I suppose I'll go grab some.

[Cyrus the virus]

I don't get smashed, sir. I have 12 beers and fall asleep.

[Rok the Blade]

Fine *hands over a couple mugs filled with frothy goodness*

Just ask for a refill.

[Cyrus the virus]

This isn't five pages yet. Where are my old friends?

[Rok the Blade]

I'm trying, damnit!

[Edward Judorne]

(Is ashamed it is way late.)

Happy belated birthday. I bet If I use all my usernames I can get this to six pages.

[Rogue Virus]

Happy birthday you creepy little man :)

Creepy little man is your birthday nickname. Wear it proudly.

Then forget everything later tonight when the telephone pole looks sexy enough to take to bed, you swear rocks are telling you to burn down the next place you see, and you believe anyone who says 'night' is actually a commie.

*Blink*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[AdventWings]

...who da heck revived this dead thread?

It's four months old. Hoy.

*Locks it down*

[Cyrus the virus]

Creepy little man?

[hamnat]

I never saw this thread...thanks, Ataraxis. (^_^) Now...I need to get back on the IC horse...