Greetings from a newbie

[Kelyia]

Hello my now fellow Althanas members! I'm still a little bit of the greenhorn in RPing, and what little experience I have has been on wild horse rpgs. So...basically I'm a complete, pitiful newbie:D I was bored with rping on only one site and being limited in my imagination to a horse, so when I was looking for a fantasy RPG I found Althanas! It is even more perfect because I have also been looking for someone to help me along with my writing. Any way, I'm going to bore you a bit further by telling you a bit about myself(Mostly so you won't murder me if I am horrible at playing) I'm 14 and I love everything about fantasy. I cleared all the local librarys of their fantasy books quite a while ago, I dabble a bit in writing my own fantasy stories for my personal enjoyment(They aren't good enough for anythign else) and I ride horses, I don't really have any favorite books, mostly my favorite authors, such as Tamora Pierce, Gerald Morris, Mary H Herbert, Nancy Springer, Sherwood Smith, and a few others. I like all the dragonlance novels, which are what I am reading right now.

[Bullet Witch]

Welcome. Make sure you remain seated the entire time, lest you fly off into the abyss of insanity and start tap dancing upon your own grave. Here we provide cookies, wisdom, and kinky little tidbits on how to survive the average workday by bringing a AK-47 to school/work and blackmailing little minions into doing your work for you.

In short, welcome to Althanas. Remember, you can check out any time you like...BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE! BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

[Elijah_Morendale]

I wouldn't touch the baked goods if I were you.

But welcome to Althanas!

[Reiko]

hey no one's pitiful, nothing wrong with being a newbie. We were all newbies.

hihi and hope you have lots of fun^^

*brings out a plate of my burnt cookies.*

I'm an exception the Elijah's rule.

that's quite a reading list, I should check out those authors next time I'm at Borders.

[Zook Murnig]

We were all newbies.

Damnit, you're ruining our credibility! That's a state secret, man.

Zook "Preggerz" Murnig, at your service. Resident Qabalist, capable of impregnating women (and some men) with a touch. Do not fear, however, for I often find myself wearing gloves so as not to impregnate the following members: Nirov, Cyrus the Virus, Reiko, Seth Rahl, Skie and Avery, Karuka Tida, and Atzar Kellon. Anyone else is fair game.

[Witchblade]

Seth, stop stealing my thunder! :p

Welcome to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Cyrus the virus, Reiko, AdventWings, Letho, Serilliant, Christoph and Artifex Felicis for this may become attached to you afterwards and are extremely hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies, which is good! But some of them are poisonous, which is bad...*

[Gadgeteer Mikami]

Gyah, Zook! Why am I not on your list? :(

*Is now fearful of t3h Preggerz*

Anyways~ Welcome to Althanas! The 300 GP in parentheses are Bazaar Credits you can use for one month. Longer than that and it's Bye Bye, free moneh!

And don't worry about Reiko's cookies. They're to die for. :)

[Seth_Rahl]

Damn, I still need to spend Beniiro's money on something...but what? >.< He's a friggin cat with a semi sentient sword, what else does he need?

Ah yes, back to the newb. *kicks newb* Behave or I shall eat you. And you will taste yummy. Oh, so yummy. So behave. ;)

[Elijah_Morendale]

Also, I hear that Seth Rahl and his other three accounts are radioactive and should not be approached unless you are wearing a government approved HazMat suit.

[Seth_Rahl]

Indeed. And you should also carry condoms too. For no good reason whatsoever. Well, lest my furry character gets excited, and then we have a problem. ;)

[Reiko]

*Bops Seth_rahl* no pushing around the newbie. play nice.

And Zook, wash your hands after you... you know do that thing. cleaning your hands will make it so you won't go impregnating everything.

And for Kelyia, I like you character, seems like an elf but has some nice unique things to keep her fresh. Also don't worry about the scores, they're not a big deal and mean nothing next to having fun, though you can find some help in the comments.

[Red Lightning]

Aww, buts its fun...*pouts and sits in corner*

Ah, I take my leave now. Have fun here on the crazy world of Althanas! ;)