Cuddles!
10-27-07, 02:18 AM
Name: Cuddley-Wuddly "Cuddles" Snookums
Age: 8
Race: Feline
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: White
Height: 4'
Weight: 40 lbs
Occupation: Nightmare Fuel
Personality: Innocent, sweet, caring and of course, bat shit fucking crazy. Cuddles has an almost split personality but only people who don't know him think that, hes perfectly in tune with being a quiet loving lap kitty who wants nothing more than to stretch, have his belly rubbed and be given attention... if he dosen't get this, or if anything prevents his immediate acquirement of it he'll rev up and start chopping, clawing, biting and above all being violent... he likes that too.
Appearance:
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l167/Corvusmoore/Cuddles.png
A runty feline anthro, cursed since hes young to sport almost chibi-like proportions, hes a short furred tom with a remarkably twitchy tail, very soft fur too, immaculate despite the gore splattering his t-shirt and cargo pants, the former a very dulled white while the latter is just plain brown. Beyond his relative cuteness his most defining feature is the huge, pupiless voids that make up his eyes, they don't suck you in or attempt to steal your soul, they just broadcast, very loudly it has to be said that you don't want near him. Despite his overly large paws and stubby looking limbs Cuddles is immensely agile and able to move like a human or genuine cat.
Also in his apperance is a collar for a much larger pussy worn like a bandolier, on the back is a hollow leather sheath for Snicker-Snack, a bell hanging off the outer side, across the front, very harshly clawed and scratched is his full name.
History:
It was a deranged world to live in, constant violence of the most brutal and disturbing, only escalating daily, on the plus side everyone enjoyed it, particulary the viewers. His life started at the office Christmas party, the head artist of Corruptable Cuteness was up-chucking most of his previous alcohol intake into a small bin near his easel, one hand cradling the lip of the waste container while the other gripped a pencil for dear life... god knows why it was only hurting his palm but you don't tend to think rationally when hucking up your ring. As the splatter and patter of carrot chunks rung within his ears and the scent of the Devils Arse graced itself into his nostrils Roybea (The name of the head artist... his parents were hippies) started quite a few shudders, the graphite of the white knuckled clung pencil scrawling across a page that was the only fresh thing in the room. With a last hack, cough and then spit Roybea looked up and managed to glimpse at a work of genius, his stomach didn't like that however and whatever masterpeice had been drawn in that instance, that audience winning extra for the show was lost in a lumpy stream of day old curry...
Thankfully he was an optomistic bloke, said 'fuck it' and decided to doodle a cute kitty to cheer him up. Cuddles was born that day, the fact he was like Rob Zombies vision of Felix the Cat won him massive acclaim and at least four court cases, every desensitised kid wearing the chainsaw swinging felonous feline upon their chests in a large line of Cuddles t-shirts. Sweaty, hairy bikers travelled with him inked into some body part or displayable lump of skin... his action figures fetched massive amounts on ebay, mostly because the prototypes and defects were all pretty much lethal if you cracked open his chainsaw housing.
He was on everything, youtube weighted down with as many Music Videos as could be pumped out, his creator particulary pissed off they kept choosing Linkin Park for such a completely unangst ridden character. Cuddles was completely unaware of this, as any cartoon character would be, that was until the sell out exhibition at the nuclear power plant in New Chernoyble. As Roybea gave a demonstration on how you, yes you, Joe Public could draw your very own Corruptable Cuteness character there was a fierce leak... by one of the employees, allll over the safety console. Explosions rang out through the air and sailing into it by the force was the freshly finished drawing of Cuddles, one of the few done out of the studio. Through doors, hall-ways and even managing to flitter through out of control elevators the artistic representation of a sadistic feline found itself in the reactor, what happened next... well no one was left in a radius of ten miles to find out... Cuddles however woke up to find himself surrounded by green leaves far from his reality and in Althanas.
Far as he wants to figure out, this was his birth spot, right on top of a grave that read Greg Dickson, Died of Constipation like the Little Shit he was. Being a kitten that had some natural inclinations despite being so very unnatural, he was curious on the world he was in and started wandering.
Skills:
Awww - For some bizarre reason Cuddles appears different to people depending on their gender, when seen by women those pure white eyes are filled by large deeeeeepppp blue pupils that glisten in just the right way. All this really helps him do is increase his cuddle and stroke quota for the day, currently it can be easily ignored and the effect is massively minor.
Strength of Ink - Being a cartoon character Cuddles strength and speed just do not match with his physical apperance, Snicker weighs over 60 lbs and he can swing that weapon around with one hand without any trouble whatsoever, he can also, with a bit of purchase and determination get an anvil up to waist height and can get one good swing out of several two handed variations on axes, hammers and sticks. Thats two-handed for Cuddles though which is quite a sizable amount. The oddest thing is that his strength only applies to these, he'd have difficulty winning a public school arm wrestling match.
I Got Better - Harming a cartoon character isn't the easiest thing to do, particulary not psychopathic ultra-violent characters like Cuddles, hes not utterly invincible like in his old world, but currently he heals 1.5 times faster than a regular person, he possesses 2 times the amount of blood of an average human and can currently reattach any sliced fingers or toes.
Equipment:
Snicker-Snack - Named after the noise it makes while chewing through bones, Snicker is a chainsaw that hes reluctant to ever let his paws off. Since it was never a true real weapon Snicker-Snack does not need to be refuelled and also rarely fails to fire up, on the flip-side it was designed to slice and dice cartoon characters and this means its bite just does not compare to a real chainsaws, its teeth move fast enough to act like a steel sword blade but on striking armour from leather upwards the teeth will catch and stop.
Musher-Masher - Where its stored no one knows, but what is known is that Cuddles can also weild a very large wooden mallet... large in the head anyway, being the same size as the runt, while the handle only accomodates one human hand. Despite its size the wood is rather fragile and can be quite easily smashed with any armed force. Being a cartoon weapon its never stricly destroyed however and regenerates mostly within a day.
Age: 8
Race: Feline
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: White
Height: 4'
Weight: 40 lbs
Occupation: Nightmare Fuel
Personality: Innocent, sweet, caring and of course, bat shit fucking crazy. Cuddles has an almost split personality but only people who don't know him think that, hes perfectly in tune with being a quiet loving lap kitty who wants nothing more than to stretch, have his belly rubbed and be given attention... if he dosen't get this, or if anything prevents his immediate acquirement of it he'll rev up and start chopping, clawing, biting and above all being violent... he likes that too.
Appearance:
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l167/Corvusmoore/Cuddles.png
A runty feline anthro, cursed since hes young to sport almost chibi-like proportions, hes a short furred tom with a remarkably twitchy tail, very soft fur too, immaculate despite the gore splattering his t-shirt and cargo pants, the former a very dulled white while the latter is just plain brown. Beyond his relative cuteness his most defining feature is the huge, pupiless voids that make up his eyes, they don't suck you in or attempt to steal your soul, they just broadcast, very loudly it has to be said that you don't want near him. Despite his overly large paws and stubby looking limbs Cuddles is immensely agile and able to move like a human or genuine cat.
Also in his apperance is a collar for a much larger pussy worn like a bandolier, on the back is a hollow leather sheath for Snicker-Snack, a bell hanging off the outer side, across the front, very harshly clawed and scratched is his full name.
History:
It was a deranged world to live in, constant violence of the most brutal and disturbing, only escalating daily, on the plus side everyone enjoyed it, particulary the viewers. His life started at the office Christmas party, the head artist of Corruptable Cuteness was up-chucking most of his previous alcohol intake into a small bin near his easel, one hand cradling the lip of the waste container while the other gripped a pencil for dear life... god knows why it was only hurting his palm but you don't tend to think rationally when hucking up your ring. As the splatter and patter of carrot chunks rung within his ears and the scent of the Devils Arse graced itself into his nostrils Roybea (The name of the head artist... his parents were hippies) started quite a few shudders, the graphite of the white knuckled clung pencil scrawling across a page that was the only fresh thing in the room. With a last hack, cough and then spit Roybea looked up and managed to glimpse at a work of genius, his stomach didn't like that however and whatever masterpeice had been drawn in that instance, that audience winning extra for the show was lost in a lumpy stream of day old curry...
Thankfully he was an optomistic bloke, said 'fuck it' and decided to doodle a cute kitty to cheer him up. Cuddles was born that day, the fact he was like Rob Zombies vision of Felix the Cat won him massive acclaim and at least four court cases, every desensitised kid wearing the chainsaw swinging felonous feline upon their chests in a large line of Cuddles t-shirts. Sweaty, hairy bikers travelled with him inked into some body part or displayable lump of skin... his action figures fetched massive amounts on ebay, mostly because the prototypes and defects were all pretty much lethal if you cracked open his chainsaw housing.
He was on everything, youtube weighted down with as many Music Videos as could be pumped out, his creator particulary pissed off they kept choosing Linkin Park for such a completely unangst ridden character. Cuddles was completely unaware of this, as any cartoon character would be, that was until the sell out exhibition at the nuclear power plant in New Chernoyble. As Roybea gave a demonstration on how you, yes you, Joe Public could draw your very own Corruptable Cuteness character there was a fierce leak... by one of the employees, allll over the safety console. Explosions rang out through the air and sailing into it by the force was the freshly finished drawing of Cuddles, one of the few done out of the studio. Through doors, hall-ways and even managing to flitter through out of control elevators the artistic representation of a sadistic feline found itself in the reactor, what happened next... well no one was left in a radius of ten miles to find out... Cuddles however woke up to find himself surrounded by green leaves far from his reality and in Althanas.
Far as he wants to figure out, this was his birth spot, right on top of a grave that read Greg Dickson, Died of Constipation like the Little Shit he was. Being a kitten that had some natural inclinations despite being so very unnatural, he was curious on the world he was in and started wandering.
Skills:
Awww - For some bizarre reason Cuddles appears different to people depending on their gender, when seen by women those pure white eyes are filled by large deeeeeepppp blue pupils that glisten in just the right way. All this really helps him do is increase his cuddle and stroke quota for the day, currently it can be easily ignored and the effect is massively minor.
Strength of Ink - Being a cartoon character Cuddles strength and speed just do not match with his physical apperance, Snicker weighs over 60 lbs and he can swing that weapon around with one hand without any trouble whatsoever, he can also, with a bit of purchase and determination get an anvil up to waist height and can get one good swing out of several two handed variations on axes, hammers and sticks. Thats two-handed for Cuddles though which is quite a sizable amount. The oddest thing is that his strength only applies to these, he'd have difficulty winning a public school arm wrestling match.
I Got Better - Harming a cartoon character isn't the easiest thing to do, particulary not psychopathic ultra-violent characters like Cuddles, hes not utterly invincible like in his old world, but currently he heals 1.5 times faster than a regular person, he possesses 2 times the amount of blood of an average human and can currently reattach any sliced fingers or toes.
Equipment:
Snicker-Snack - Named after the noise it makes while chewing through bones, Snicker is a chainsaw that hes reluctant to ever let his paws off. Since it was never a true real weapon Snicker-Snack does not need to be refuelled and also rarely fails to fire up, on the flip-side it was designed to slice and dice cartoon characters and this means its bite just does not compare to a real chainsaws, its teeth move fast enough to act like a steel sword blade but on striking armour from leather upwards the teeth will catch and stop.
Musher-Masher - Where its stored no one knows, but what is known is that Cuddles can also weild a very large wooden mallet... large in the head anyway, being the same size as the runt, while the handle only accomodates one human hand. Despite its size the wood is rather fragile and can be quite easily smashed with any armed force. Being a cartoon weapon its never stricly destroyed however and regenerates mostly within a day.