Hello Althanas

[sambrown2009]

I'm a newbie here. My boyfriend got me into this site. I hope I see a lot of everyone here!

[HikariAngel]

Hullo! Nya~!

Welcome to Althanas. Please keep your arms, legs, and anything else you wish to keep away from the rabid members and powerposters. Nya~

*offers plate of half-baked cookies fresh from the oven*

[Reiko]

hihi and welcome^^

hope you have lots of fun here.

*does a little welcome dance*

Remember that the main reason is to have fun and no one really cares about scores.

[Vortimo]

Hallo.

Who's your boyfriend?

*is nosy*

[Empyrean]

Hallo.

Who's your boyfriend?

*is nosy*

Aw, you beat me to asking it!

Well hello to you too, sambrown2009! Welcome to Althanas. Oh, and be sure to thank your boyfriend for bringing us more unsuspecting neophytes - er, eager writers - to seduce into the Althanian Experience! Once you come in, you can never leave. BWUAHAHAHA.

Yeah, eh, this place does things to ya. :)

[Mathias]

I'm the boyfriend.

=)

She's totally unsuspecting of the corruption at hand. Har har har.

[Skie and Avery]

Oh that's good then. Someone I don't flirt with. Now I can honestly say:

I hope you stay around for a very long time and have lots of fun!

[Cyrus the virus]

Oh! It's the other half of that cute couple there, ha. Welcome!

[Witchblade]

Welcome to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Cyrus the Virus, Reiko, AdventWings, Artifex Felicis, Serilliant, Slayer of the Rot and Letho for they may become attached to you and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies, which is good! but some of them are poisonous, which is bad...*

[sambrown2009]

thank you everyone for the warm welcomes. I'm sure I'll have fun here! I see that my beau has already introduced himself so I don't have to. *refers to post by Mathias*. =]
Maybe I'll see you all around.

♥

[Vampiric Angel]

Welcome to Althanas! A swirling vortex of spam and immaturity that, like the great sirens of lore, lures unsuspecting roleplayers into its clutches to give a slow, but entertaining, death.

Hopefully, you will last longer than the others. XD

[Seth_Rahl]

Hopefully I won't eat you. ;)

[Mathias]

Yaesus Crisco.

You all pounce and attack. Her sanity's going to snap. Then I'll have to break in a new one.

Thanks, guys. Really.

Dicks.

=P

[Slayer of the Rot]

I'm a newbie here. My boyfriend got me into this site. I hope I see a lot of everyone here!

Hi. I'm a rapist.

Tits or GTFO,
Welcome to Althanas.