He Expects December's Foggy Freeze!

[Ataraxis]

Happy Birthday Artifex! You can buy cigs, watch porn, and have intercourse without getting in trouble with the law!

You can also get kicked out of your house and become a bum, sitting on a park bench and eyeing little girls with bad intent. Wouldn't that be cool? :D

Have some dragon tears! They're really magical JELLYBEANS!

[Nirov]

Oh sweet. I can send you filthy fucking porn now. Just like I always wanted.

[HikariAngel]

*pounces*

Kitty boy! Nyan~

*cuddles*

Happy birthday, Arti, nya!

[Zook Murnig]

...and eyeing little girls with bad intent.

Ah, gotta love Aqualung...

Happy birthday, ya cat! I hear y'all don't have very long lives.

[Melancor]

Congrats! finally you become one useless member of society, soon you will have to live a lone in a cold apartment without water so you can surivive in the wonderful world of adulthood....yay!

[Reiko]

happy birthday and hope it goes well.

[Witchblade]

Happy birthday!

Finally you can become a man... ^^

[Vortimo]

Happy birthday!

Finally you can become a man... ^^

That job was entrusted to me years ago. Get your ass to Oklahoma, my little bohemian rhapsody. RAWR.

[Empyrean]

You're a man now? Holy crap.

Well now you have to be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon.

I totally just made use of quoting Disney for your birthday. Yeah. So you have a good one, crazy-cool cat. :)

[Elijah_Morendale]

Happy Birthday!


So I suppose you're old enough for this, then... (http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLkt8)

[Heartsblood]

Happy Birthday, Artifex! *huggles* who wants cake? *holds up large tray with a huge cake on it*

[Cyrus the virus]

Happy Birthday, buddy ;)

[Artifex Felicis]

CAKE! *gobbles*

And it turns out I AM awesome enough for two birthday threads. Weeeeee. ^_^

[AdventWings]

Happy Birthday, Other Kitty Boy!

*Gives you a bag of catnip*

Take it with some apple juice. DO EEET.

>.>
<.<

*Me runs away*

[Slayer of the Rot]

I couldn't get a boner now if I tired. There's a lot of effort going into making this readable. Shit I'm wasted.

Happy birthday I forget yuour name.