Ringtones

[Elijah_Morendale]

Beat the crap out of Britney Spears to get five free ringtones!



No...


For those of you with cell phones, what do you use for a ringtone?

I keep switching between "Knights of Cydonia" by Muse and "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch".

[Seth_Rahl]

Mine shouts "Kick a puppy!"

[Ataraxis]

I don't have a cellphone because I'm a hypocritical neo-luddite.

If I had one, though, it'd ring to the majestic tune of 'Amish Paradise'!

[Godhand]

My ringtone goes "Beep, beep, beep!"

Kidding. Cellphones are for gadget loving fags and high-powered attorneys and quite frankly you people don't look like high-powered attorneys to me.

[Slayer of the Rot]

I keep switching between "Knights of Cydonia" by Muse and...

That's a great song.

When I get money on my phone again, it'll be "Good Life" by Kanye West or something by Dethklok. I just got this phone a short bit ago, so I don't have any good stuff on it.

[Corvus MacCallum]

When I used to have one it had a mix of the Red Dwarf credits tune and the typical Looney Toons intro.

[Komosatuo]

My generic ring tone is "Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace."

For my best friend it's "Happy? - Mudvayne"

For my girlfriend it's "Forever - Papa Roach"

And my ring back tone is "I Stand Alone - Godsmack"

[Saxon]

I don't enjoy ringtone moments all that much, so my phone is set on vibrate. If I had to choose though, I'd put sounds as ringtones. Y'know, the stirring of maccoroni & cheese, the blowing of someone's nose, someone farting, two cars crashing together. I dunno, thought it'd be different and lead to even stranger ringtone moments of suspicious proprotions. :rolleyes:

[Elijah_Morendale]

I can imagine it now...

*loud-ass, sputtering, wet fart noise*

"Oh, that's mine. Hold on a 'sec, okay?"

[Seth_Rahl]

My girlfriend's is Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend." Ugh.

[Artifex Felicis]

I have two.

The first, which I use in public. I ripped the sounds from a certain game people love. So wehenever someone calls me, you suddenly hear

"HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!"

That, and "Friend of the Devil" by the Grateful Dead.

[Nein]

None of these are actual rings, I am saddened and alone...

I've got the cell phone tone that Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) uses in the action movie 'Crank'. It's the one that sounds like it's dying, and I love it. ;)

[Skie and Avery]

For most people who call, it's a ringtone that came with the phone that's a tune reminiscent of a metal song. Some guy with a gruff voice yells "ANSWER THE PHONE ANSWER THE PHONE!" and then some high pitched sing-song voice follows right after going "It's riiiinging! It's riiiiinging!"

When Jenn ((Moonlit Raven)) or Matt ((Zook Murnig)) call, it's Rihanna's "Umbrella" because they > everyone else.