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Ataraxis
11-06-07, 10:13 PM
Happy Birthday Atz! One year to go and you can wake up in a dumpster in Ohio. LEGALLY.

But don't be a slave to the law, and do it now! We almost never hear about drunken capybaras getting cuffed.

And a happy Birthday to MetalDrago too! You get a default musical reference for not being jailbait anymore.

Now you're defenseless in a land where convicts rule!

Incidentally, be wary of Atz. He might just make you his first victim.
Reiko
11-06-07, 11:04 PM
happy birthday both of you. Hope you have lots of fun
Elijah_Morendale
11-06-07, 11:16 PM
Happy celebration of another full rotation around the sun!
Zook Murnig
11-06-07, 11:33 PM
Happy celebration of another full rotation around the sun!

I believe you mean revolution. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

Happy birthday, Atzar, you old coot.
Lucien
11-06-07, 11:36 PM
As a present, you should show us more pictures of your hot Girlfriend, Atzar. Lots more pictures.
Breaker
11-06-07, 11:45 PM
Many happy returns.
Zook Murnig
11-06-07, 11:52 PM
Lucy, I thought you were gay...
Lucien
11-07-07, 12:12 AM
Have you seen his girlfriend? Shit, I'd switch teams for a few games to get with that.

Uh..this isn't something he should see on his birthday.
Cyrus the virus
11-07-07, 02:25 AM
<3 Atzar <3
Seth_Rahl
11-07-07, 07:11 AM
Belated Happy Birthday. With presents.

*hands over atomic/nuclear weapon and some raffle tickets*

Those are for taking care of Lucien. And i'm talkin' about the raffle tickets.
Atzar
11-08-07, 11:50 AM
Hahaha. Thanks, guys.

I think that's from The Exies... I forget which song...
Cyrus the virus
11-08-07, 10:15 PM
Does your girlfriend have a sister?
Atzar
11-08-07, 10:27 PM
I'm afraid not, sorry. :p
Bohemia
11-08-07, 10:32 PM
Does she have a mother? Can I have sex with her mother?
Lucien
11-08-07, 10:38 PM
Can we at least bang you, Atzar? You've touched her.
Atzar
11-08-07, 10:46 PM
You don't want her mother. Just trust me on that one.

I don't even know how to respond to the next comment... I just know it sure as hell isn't "yes"...
Cyrus the virus
11-09-07, 08:52 AM
Can... I don't even know anymore.

:(
Zook Murnig
11-09-07, 08:59 AM
Can... I don't even know anymore.

:(

The next direction would be a cousin, Cyrus. He would like to know if he can bang your girlfriend's cousin.
Atzar
11-09-07, 11:26 AM
She's not too bad... married, though, so you might get your ass kicked...