News Flash: Too much porn will make your computer go BOOM!

[Twisted Infinitum]

It's true! It just happened to our main computer. Though, it was more blue screen than BOOM, and it was more of a faulty cooling system than porn. (And I'm sticking to that story, dammit!) We'll be using our secondary computer, an ancient rig that was too old even for my grandfather, for now. So, we're not gone, just slooooowed dooown.

My active accounts that this will affect are:

Twisted Infinitum
Shadar

I'll let my lovely wife post her accounts, cause my memory cannot process more than two names at one time.

[Moonlit Raven]

The wife here. Accounts affected are Moonlit Raven and RumpleGrumblePuss. I have other accounts but none of thoes have active threads at this time.

[Skie and Avery]

Aww poor Toshi! Tell him that Shiba misses him and sends her condolences! =( I be missin y'allz!

[Witchblade]

Nooo!

What am I gonna do without my Jenn to take advantage of?

*hopes her husband didn't see that*

>.>

[Reiko]

hope both of you get the computer rolling again. Good luck and the like.

I'll miss you.

[Sighter Tnailog]

I had no idea you two were married.

[Seth_Rahl]

>.< Neither did I. Reeaaaal mind bender.

Yeah, slow computers suck. That's why I got a wireless laptop with Roadrunner on it! ;) *might guy thumbs up*

[Witchblade]

Madison, how the heck did you not know that? I thought you knew everything that happened on Althanas. :p

[Sighter Tnailog]

I know. My omniscience has been called into question....I must ponder this turn of events....

[Zook Murnig]

News Update: Moonlit Raven no longer has any internet access.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Hmmm... I seem to have less viral problems after I switched over to hentai...

[Witchblade]

*breaks down crying*

My... my Jenn!

*hugs Madison and sniffles all over his shirt*

[Twisted Infinitum]

Damn this thing is picky. A few days and a bajillion restarts later, it decides to recognize the internet again. I am NOT turning this sucker off.

Now, responses:

Manda, I would tell Toshi that. But... I don't think he'll hear me. *weeps* (Toshi is the name of our laptop... ex-laptop.)

Witchy, I know what you did with my wife. But, I don't feel threatened. It's only online. ...Right?

Sighter, me and Jenn have been married for over a year. Get with the times, dude. :P Also first married couple to meet through Althanas, I think.

So, we're online again. I don't know for how long, so I'll get right to posting.

[Witchblade]

Yes... only online. Of course. >.>