Saying Hello, and all that

[Earthwalker]

Hello.

All that.

I do believe I've done everything I said I'd do. All the rest here is bonus material. Keep that in mind.

This place looks seriously nifty. It makes me stay up way too late writing my character. This is both good and bad.

Hopefully, things will go smoothly - I enjoy it when things go smoothly, as it means that I don't have to worry about it. Swimmingly, likewise, is an excellent way for things to go, while away is only sometimes good, and boom is usually bad (exceptions are made for mad scientists). Hopefully, my razor wit doesn't rub anyone the wrong way (ouch!), and my conversational style of writing is found engaging. It can be generally said that the more people who get engaged with my writing, the better, though honestly, marriage may be a little fast, as you only just met, and anyways, I'm pretty sure that polygamy is illegal, or at least frowned upon heavily.

I swear, I'm not normally this witty.

[Kovalai]

Hah! You sound like Travis, from back in the day. You know, when Travis used to sound like that. Though, perhaps less roundabout. Though, I swear, if your posts require deciphering... I will destroy you.

Welcome dude, get approved already, it's been like 8 hours! =P

[Earthwalker]

If I ever do begin to sound like Travis to that extent, you have my permission to carry out the purging as expediently as possible. Not that it wasn't a fine writing style, in it's own way, but I do NOT want to RP like that.

Honestly, I swear I don't usually write like that. I was just tired and crazy.

[Witchblade]

Welcome dude, get approved already, it's been like 8 hours! =P

Excuse the approvals mod if she works 12 hours a day. >.>

Welcome to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Slayer of the Rot, Serilliant, Christoph, Letho, AdventWings, Moonlit Raven, Karuka Tida, and Artifex Felicis for they may become attached to you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies, which is good! But some of them are poisonous... which is bad*

[Earthwalker]

*stares at the possibly poisonous cookies*

Well, I suppose if I do end up eating a poisonous one, I can just suck the poison out and store it in my eyes, so I can shoot it at things later.

*Devours cookies*

[Kryos]

*Sigh*

How come everyone here is so suseptable to food?? Gosh, it is so irritating. Anyway, welcome, Earthwalker. I don't believe that we've actually been introduced. I look forward to working with you on our threads.

But one piece of advice: DON'T EAT THE DESSERTS THAT PEOPLE OFFER YOU!! THEY TURN YOU INTO SLAVES!! Ahh, yes. That is why I haven't posted a nice, quaint little, "Hey, I'm new here. Blah, blah, blah." Seriously, being free is, well, let's just say that there's nothing like it.

Anyway, see you around.

[Kovalai]

Excuse the approvals mod if she works 12 hours a day. >.>

Sorry, I didn't mean that as a slight to you! See, it's my job to torment Earthwalker at every opportunity, cause he's an RL friend of mine I've known a long time. My goal there was simply to make an unreasonable demand of him, you see.

Though, I dunno if you'll check this again, so yeah... <.< >.>
*Is a bad person in general*

[Slayer of the Rot]

Excuse the approvals mod if she works 12 hours a day. >.>

Inexcusable.

[Witchblade]

*smacks Dan upside the head with a frying pan*

No one asked you, you drunkard.

*gives Earthwalker his new, leather slave collar, even engraved with his name*

Welcome to the fold of my slaves. ^^

[Earthwalker]

*stands confuzzled, holding the slave collar*

Why didn't I listen?! WHY!?! WHY!?!?!?! *dramatic arm raising!*

...

...

...

*Is enslaved*

[Kryos]

I told you so, mate. Sorry you're a slave now.

[Witchblade]

*glares at Kryos*

That's it.

*grabs him and drags him off into a back room where the sounds of screaming could soon be heard from*

[Seth_Rahl]

That. Is. Kinky.

WHY DON'T I EVER GET DRAGGED OFF!?

*ahem*

Don't answer that.