Gone for the weekend, so no FQ help til Monday

[Ashiakin]

I'm going to be out of town for the weekend. Sighter will be as well, actually. (We're going on an annual protest trip where we hopefully won't be arrested.) So if anyone has any questions about the FQ, they will probably have to wait until Monday to have them answered. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

Since I'm going away for a bit and I've been on Althanas a lot longer than most people remember, I thought I'd leave everyone with a list of things I've created and been involved with on our site since you might not be aware:

Designed and won the Serenti Invitational
Was elected President of Althanas with 68% of the vote
Served as President of Althanas for three consecutive terms
Came up with the concept of Regions and designed all of them
Got accepted to Harvard School of Law (scored a 180 on the LSAT)
Scored a 99.5 on a quest, the highest quest score ever
Won the Serenti Invitational (I did it twice)
Donated $3500 to Althanas
Designed and ran the original FQ and the new one
Have never lost a single battle ever
Designed and created all Features ever
Was voted best admin ever for every single year
Wrote the original rubric, despite claims to the contrary
Came up with the idea of vB
Won the Serenti Invitational (three times, actually)
Created and ran the ToW
Designed and wrote the idea of the Citadel
Had the greatest battle ever, between me and Yari Rafanas (I won, 99 to 98)
Designed, ran, and won my own tournament

Well, that's just a glimpse, but it gives you an idea of how important I've been to the site! I'll see everyone on Monday or so. By then I'll be back home for Thanksgiving break, but I should be around enough to do FQ work.

[Lucien]

If you get arrested, remember to cover your ass in jail. Nothing like sweet squidheaded jailbait to make cock salivate.

I didn't know you did all that Adam. It's almost as if you've added stuff that you had nothing to do with. Huh.

[Atzar]

I think you missed one:



Since I'm going away for a bit and I've been on Althanas a lot longer than most people remember, I thought I'd leave everyone with a list of things I've created and been involved with on our site since you might not be aware:

Designed and won the Serenti Invitational
Was elected President of Althanas with 68% of the vote
Served as President of Althanas for three consecutive terms
Came up with the concept of Regions and designed all of them
Got accepted to Harvard School of Law (scored a 180 on the LSAT)
Scored a 99.5 on a quest, the highest quest score ever
Won the Serenti Invitational (I did it twice)
Donated $3500 to Althanas
Designed and ran the original FQ and the new one
Have never lost a single battle ever
Designed and created all Features ever
Was voted best admin ever for every single year
Wrote the original rubric, despite claims to the contrary
Came up with the idea of vB
Won the Serenti Invitational (three times, actually)
Created and ran the ToW
Designed and wrote the idea of the Citadel
Had the greatest battle ever, between me and Yari Rafanas (I won, 99 to 98)
Designed, ran, and won my own tournament
Defeated Mr. T, Jet Li and Chuck Norris in a battle

Well, that's just a glimpse, but it gives you an idea of how important I've been to the site! I'll see everyone on Monday or so. By then I'll be back home for Thanksgiving break, but I should be around enough to do FQ work.

Fixed.

[Max Dirks]

You missed another. Luckily I caught it.
Designed and won the Serenti Invitational
Was elected President of Althanas with 68% of the vote
Served as President of Althanas for three consecutive terms
Came up with the concept of Regions and designed all of them
Got accepted to Harvard School of Law (scored a 180 on the LSAT)
Scored a 99.5 on a quest, the highest quest score ever
Won the Serenti Invitational (I did it twice)
Donated $3500 to Althanas
Designed and ran the original FQ and the new one
Have never lost a single battle ever
Designed and created all Features ever
Was voted best admin ever for every single year
Wrote the original rubric, despite claims to the contrary
Came up with the idea of vB
Won the Serenti Invitational (three times, actually)
Created and ran the ToW
Designed and wrote the idea of the Citadel
Had the greatest battle ever, between me and Yari Rafanas (I won, 99 to 98)
Designed, ran, and won my own tournament
Been Findelfin's lapdog for my entirety on Althanas

[Ashiakin]

I'd like to respond to that, but Madison told me not to.

[Atzar]

Dirks is just jealous that he never kicked Chuck Norris' ass, don't worry about it.

[Sighter Tnailog]

At least when I pick lapdogs, I pick ones who know how to fabricate a mighty fine history!

[Ashiakin]

Can I have a dog biscuit? Please?

Haven't peed on the rug all day. I swear.

... Btw, I'm back now. Have been for some time. If you haven't noticed. (Which you may not have, I don't do much around here.)

[Vortimo]

It's better to be associated with a decent person than to be happy you warped yourself into a closed minded asshat with some fucking divine assurity that your knowledge goes beyond the cache of Google.

I remember when you were a good guy, Dirks.