Hello

[Myaku]

Hi everyone. It's nice to meet you. I was dragged here by a friend so I finally made a character. Uh, I'm a college student and an East Asian Studies major. Yeah. Hi.

[Artifex Felicis]

Welcome to the boards. I'm one of the ones who tried to protect you from "Dan."

If you have any questions, ask them here or shoot a PM or something. We're all glad to help.

[Ataraxis]

Hello you, and congratulations for escaping Dan's hazing. That's one for the books.

Hope you have fun!

[Call me J]

Welcome to Althanas. I wrote my master's thesis on Southeast Asia. If your friend who dragged you here was Cory, I think you should punch him in the face.

[Lucien]

Everyone greet her or I shall beat you.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Sounds like I might have missed something in chat last night.

Welcome!

[Reiko]

hihi and welcome, hope you have lots of fun and the like.

[Seth_Rahl]

Wow. Anyways, welcome. I shall slowly eat your sanity before undressing and mind raping you. And then the roleplaying will start. ^^

But seriously, its always good to see fresh blood around. And if it was Dan who brought you, I agree. Punch 'em. Just because it'll be funny.

[Cyrus the virus]

Hello I am a very nice man and perhaps we could be friends and maybe lovers?

[Zook Murnig]

Zook "Preggerz" Murnig, at your service. Resident Qabalist, capable of impregnating women (and some men) with a touch. Do not fear, however, for I often find myself wearing gloves so as not to impregnate the following members: Nirov, Cyrus the Virus, Reiko, Seth Rahl, Skie and Avery, Karuka Tida, and Atzar Kellon. One of each of them is enough. Anyone else is fair game.

And indeed, Cory ought to be knocked around from time to time. Nonetheless, I hope that introducing you to these humble forums was one of his rare good deeds.

[Lucien]

Hey Kate. Hate the man above? He steals material from Witchblade. Like some sort of joke stealing vampire.

EDIT: Or at the bottom of the previous page. That works too.

[Breaker]

Welcome to Althanas! I hope you have a great time here, it's a great place to have fun and learn.

Once your character is approved, I suggest you check out The Dajas Pagoda, (http://www.althanas.com/world/forumdisplay.php?f=168) a great place to learn the ropes and battle some experienced roleplayers.

[Skie and Avery]

Hey! Those gloves will be taken off, Zook, if I have to do it with my bare teeth.

[Witchblade]

Welcome to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed be rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the following people: Cyrus the Virus, Atzar Kellon, Lucien, Slayer of the Rot, Zook Murnig, Serilliant, Skie and Avery and Reiko for they may become dependent on you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed, for they shall be revived in new and inventive ways the follow quest. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plate of cookies, which is good! but some of them are poisonous... which is bad*

[Skie and Avery]

How did I get on the Do Not Feed list? I rarely talk to anyone willingly. I hardly call that dependency. =P

[Lucien]

Ok, no seriously. Can we not poison and enslave my friend? She's small and fragile and not good for sex slavery. Believe me, I've had the mob evaluate her.

[Witchblade]

*shrugs*

I'm free to do with the newbies as I wish, you know that Lucien. And if I want to poison and enslave them, then I will. I'm sure I can find some use for her. ^^

[Broken Dragon]

Hey! Those gloves will be taken off, Zook, if I have to do it with my bare teeth.

Gross.

[Blitzkrieg]

Welcome to hell, Broken Dragon, as we know it. Its a fun ride.

[Lucien]

Them's fighting words Witchblade. And to defend my friend's honor *And virtue, I know what you do with your slaves,* I must challenge you to a duel.

Pistols at dawn. *slaps you with frilly white glove*

[Karuka]

Wow, it's been so long I looked into an intro thread that I'd almost forgotten the welcome hi-jinks.

Welcome, girly, have fun, don't eat ANY baked goods EVER...and if you have any questions, shoot any mod/admin a PM. We're here to help.

[Myaku]

Wow, just joined and already having people attempt to enslave me. This must be a new record :D.

[Cyrus the virus]

WITCHBLADE

Back off. I bribe you with three slaves of equal value in return for this one.

For she... She is mine.

[Rok the Blade]

Psst, Myaku, Witchy is a good slavemaster. I know it from experience... (I'm her #1 slave woohoo)

Can't say the same for Cyrus though. He burns things.

[Call me J]

WITCHBLADE

Back off. I bribe you with three slaves of equal value in return for this one.

For she... She is mine.

Fat chance. Cory told me that I can't let that happen. And you have to listen to me, because I listen to no one... except maybe Cory.

[Artifex Felicis]

And Cory listens to Phish!

[Call me J]

And Cory listens to Phish!

Cory also appreciates the new strikethrough tag!

[Cyrus the virus]

She already told me she wants me, so just relax. It's over and I've won. I'd say it's the hair, but... It's all gone :(

[Elijah_Morendale]

If you need a proper master, one that offers health care, sick leave, two weeks vacation, and a 401k, you can always come to me...

[Blitzkrieg]

o.0

I mind rape you all and enslave her for my own personal purposes. Bwahahahahahaha.

Anyways, yeeeeeaaaaaaah. We can be a leeetle crazy here.

It's the hair, Cyrus, its the hair.