... and Jupiter aligns with Mars

[Peacemaker]

Hello one and all. I hope to enjoy writing here with all of you. I have finally gotten my profile (http://althanas.com/world/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=9772) posted, and once the good realm of greeting staff have seen to it, I shall begin an open roleplaying thread or two. I hope many of you will join me.

"Peacemaker"

[Call me J]

I genuinely love this character. I hope you have fun playing him! Also, I hope your thread titles continue to be the lyrics of Aquarius until you run out of the song!

And of course, welcome to Althanas.

[Elijah_Morendale]

Welcome to Althanas!

Just a friendly reminder to stay away from anyone who offers baked goods of any sort, whether they are prepackaged or not. You might end up as a slave, which is not a fun experience.

[Reiko]

*bops Elijah*

My cookies are fine^^

*brings out a plate of perfectly safe but slightly burnt cookies*

Hope you have fun and hope to see how the hippie character works out.

[Peacemaker]

Welcome to Althanas!

Just a friendly reminder to stay away from anyone who offers baked goods of any sort, whether they are prepackaged or not. You might end up as a slave, which is not a fun experience.

Silly friend. Free baked goods are always a positive thing. Through ultimate submission the slave may become the master.

My thanks to everyone for their kind greetings.

[Elijah_Morendale]

I'll keep that in mind. But when you finally succumb to Witchblade's and Reiko's cookies, I get dibs on your EXP. ;)

[Ataraxis]

I remember you! You wrote something about something involving something. Possibly school, a test, and a mitten.

I liked it. I also have Alzheimer's, so I will require your aid in telling me why I'm writing this.

Re-welcome back, again!

[Peacemaker]

Ah yes... Mittens on the Midterm, one of my finest triumphs. Thank you for recalling it. Unless the forum has been purged, I am sure it can still be found here somewhere.

[Witchblade]

Welcome to Althanas! Please keep your arms and legs inside the forum at all times or they may be removed by rabid, zombified characters. Do not feed the follow people: Cyrus the Virus, Atzar Kellon, Reiko, Elijah Morendale, Serilliant, Slayer of the Rot, Call me J and Karuka Tida for they may become dependent on you afterwards and are hard to get rid of. Any screams you may now be experiencing are the sounds of dying characters. Do not be alarmed for they will be revived in new and inventive ways the following thread. Have a nice day. ^^

*offers you a plater of cookies, which is good! but some of them are poisonous, which is bad...*

[Rok the Blade]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T EAT THOSE COOKIES, MAN!

Role play with me if you want, I'm free. Once you're approved.

[Peacemaker]

Success dear friends! I have been approved by the noble Mister Murnig, approved to wreck happiness upon the lands of Althanas.

[Stuffed Fury]

With me at your side, it's extremely easy!

Bwahahahaha!

[Caden Law]

...I hereby motion that Teddy and the Hippy be handcuffed to each other for at least one whacky adventure. With gnomes.

Who's with me?

[Witchblade]

all right.... you have fun wrecking happiness throughout the land. I'll have fun destroying the happiness.

[Seth_Rahl]

...I hereby motion that Teddy and the Hippy be handcuffed to each other for at least one whacky adventure. With gnomes.

Who's with me?

Everyone who agrees say I.

"I!"