I miss Storm Veritas.

[Cyrus the virus]

Where in the hell is Storm Veritas?

This is a very selfish thread, I know. But I miss Bob. Can someone find him, please?

[The Valkyrie]

I miss him too. Make him come back. Please?

[Cyrus the virus]

I was wondering if anyone had any info? I think his last few posts were in the mod forum, but has anyone spoken to him on a messenger since then?

I really liked Storm's writing and presence on the forum.

[Doomsday]

he'll come back when he wants to come back.

[Slayer of the Rot]

I'd love to see Storm back at any time, especially now that I'm active. I always wanted to write and actually finish a thread with him.

If he's busy with his family, no pressure. But whenever someone talks to him, let him know we miss nhim and like to see him back one of these days.

[Sighter Tnailog]

I miss the guy too. He's one of my Althanas heroes.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Yeah. As I said to Manda the other night, if Althanas had a pantheon on Patron Saints, it'd be Devon, Shyam, Storm, Letho, and maybe a few others.

But not Findelfin, because gays can't be saints!

[Peacemaker]

But not Findelfin, because gays can't be saints!

Were he a saint then, it could act as his third miracle.

[Witchblade]

*sits around in her Storm Veritas pajamas*

Yeah... Bob rocks, I wonder where that guy ran off to.

I'm sure he'll come back when he has the time. I remember him being very busy with work the last time I talked to him.

[Whiteshadow]

Any other accounts he uses?

[Cyrus the virus]

he'll come back when he wants to come back.

Cars go vroom vroom and cows moo and sometimes there is sunshine.

When and if anyone gets ahold of him, he should see this thread and know the love. Because he was awesome.

[AdventWings]

Dude. I didn't realize Storm had gone off and disappeared all of a sudden. Does someone here have his IM contact?

Yeah, he's definitely part of the Althanas Pantheon of Patron Saints. Just don't let know that. Or anyone else on there, especially Letho. I'd be afraid his head would swell and explode.

:p

[Witchblade]

Letho's head already has swollen and exploded, why do you think he's not posting much anymore?

I have his IM contact, but even before he disappeared he was rarely on it. Oddly enough, he's one of my few online friends I don't have a phone number for. Which had a lot to do with his wife. ;)

I think we're just going to have to wait for his scrawny ass to get back here.

[Karuka]

I exchanged PMs with him recently; he's having a couple of inconvenient issues and will be back as soon as things settle down.

[AdventWings]

Thank you, Karuka! :D

At least we know he's still alive.










I mean that in a good way.

[Dissinger]

Good to know everyone's favorite villain will be making his return...

[Lucien]

Lets have sex with Cyrus until his inevitable return.

[Cyrus the virus]

I support this idea, as long as there are at least enough women as there are men involved.

[The Valkyrie]

No. Matty is mine. My sex slave. I will not share.

:p

[Cyrus the virus]

Will you share if you're both doing me simultaneously?

[Empyrean]

I've been feeling the lack of arrogant evil around these parts lately. We need that villainous stud back. :)

[Call me J]

[opposite day]Fuck that guy. I never liked him.[/opposite day]

Please return?

[Skie and Avery]

roflShyam. I haven't invoked the right of Opposite Day since I was like 12. That was great. XD

[Karuka]

Personally, I hope he comes back soon because I'm looking forward to seeing what he comes up with next in our quest.

:p

[Witchblade]

I've never even heard of opposite day before... you American's are weird. :p

[Zook Murnig]

I always got so confused with the opposite day stuff. The kids would claim opposite day for like five minutes, then I'd say something thinking it was still opposite day and they'd be all like "QUEER it's not opposite day anymore lulz."

[Seth_Rahl]

I never got confused with opposite day, because my responses would just screw those kids up so bad it would be like them fucking themselves over and over again with a firehose. Painful. (I wouldn't know, but I would imagine it to be painful xP)

[Lucien]

I never got confused with opposite day, because my responses would just screw those kids up so bad it would be like them fucking themselves over and over again with a firehose. Painful. (I wouldn't know, but I would imagine it to be painful xP)


See, on opposite day, that might be considered funny.

[Blitzkrieg]

Nah. On opposite day it would be considered lying.

[Slayer of the Rot]

On opposite day I am the greatest gentleman the world has ever known.

[Atzar]

And on opposite day, Seth apparently fucks himself repeatedly with a firehose...

[Blitzkrieg]

Only on opposite day. :)

[Karuka]

Woooow....I'm sure that when Storm sees this thread, he's going to feel extraordinarily missed and loved....

[Lavinian Ambition]

That or that he should get a fire hose...

Thats just me however...

[Doomsday]

Woooow....I'm sure that when Storm sees this thread, he's going to feel extraordinarily missed and loved....

or that we grown too stupid in his absence^^

[Storm Veritas]

Wow.

Just... thank you. This was really nice to read.

There's a -whole lot- going on in my universe lately. Mostly good things, but very time consuming and stressful. In the process of buying a house with my wife at the moment, going to school at night for an MBA, and also received a fairly substantial promotion at work.

That said, it's not like I don't slack off at all, and I need to make Althanas my #1 slack site again.

Color me back, Jack.

[Zook Murnig]

The prodigal son returns! Welcome back, Storm. You probably don't know who the hell I am, but I sure as hell remember you!








...on second thought, that sounds a little creepy...

[Storm Veritas]

Please. Of course I remember you.

:)

[Karuka]

Whoo! Welcome back!

[Call me J]

Jeepers Batman! It's Storm Veritas!

Welcome back.

[Zephyriah]

This will be the only time that Zephyriah welcomes you without a blade to your neck ;).

Welcome back. Now get to work (and yes I'll take my own advice too :)).

[Atzar]

Nice. You come back just as I'm leaving.

Welcome back. Hopefully you'll still be around when I get back this summer... I still want to do a thread with you at some point.

[Cyrus the virus]

Yes! I don't know why you stopped coming around. Stop not visiting.

[Slayer of the Rot]

Wow.

Just... thank you. This was really nice to read.

There's a -whole lot- going on in my universe lately. Mostly good things, but very time consuming and stressful. In the process of buying a house with my wife at the moment, going to school at night for an MBA, and also received a fairly substantial promotion at work.

That said, it's not like I don't slack off at all, and I need to make Althanas my #1 slack site again.

Color me back, Jack.

Who the fuck are you?

[Lavinian Ambition]

This will be the only time that Zephyriah welcomes you without a blade to your neck ;).

Welcome back. Now get to work (and yes I'll take my own advice too :)).

Oh no you don't, Just where in the Blue Blazes have YOU been Mr. "Too Good to show his nose"!

[Artifex Felicis]

As glad as I am for Storm's return, I'm even more surprised that Zeph has come as well. Something bad must be on the forefront.

It's the only explanation for such sudden luck.

[Storm Veritas]

Nice. You come back just as I'm leaving.

Welcome back. Hopefully you'll still be around when I get back this summer... I still want to do a thread with you at some point.

I'll be here. If "summer" comes sooner this year, even better.

[Kyo]

*hugs her Storm plushie*

Really good to see you back. As you can tell, we all really, really missed you. :p

[Ataraxis]

Vache sacrée!

Your unexpected return made me swear in gibberish!

You don't know me, but don't let that get in the way of telling me all about your plan of taking over Althanas with Zeph.

And welcome back!

[Lucien]

We make fuck, yes?

[Zook Murnig]

Vache sacrée!

Sacred cow? What the hell?

[Karuka]

Because holy cows are awesome. Apparently.

Duh.

[Witchblade]

Where can I get me some holy cows?

[Karuka]

You'd bite one and spontaneously combust...

[Witchblade]

I never said I wanted to eat it! I could always... use it as a weapon. Yes, that's right. A weapon. ^^

[Lavinian Ambition]

I can has (holy) cheez burgers?

[Karuka]

You'd probably lose a hand if you even touched one...

[Witchblade]

Aww...

*looks at her hands*

I need those.

[Lavinian Ambition]

You'd probably lose a hand if you even touched one...

NOOOO! Yous stealin mai cheez burgers!

[Karuka]

Not you, silly duck. You'd only get 2nd degree burns. And maybe an ulcer or two.

[Nekoprincess]

Welcome back Storm and wow Zephyriah returned as well? Damn! Seems like more oldbies from when I was around are returning shortly after I returned! Anyway welcome back Storm and have fun around the site! Holly cheez burgers? Are you sure those are safe to eat? They wouldn't just make your stomach combust simutaeously and dissolve?

[Cyrus the virus]

Aww...

*looks at her hands*

I need those.

*pees on them*

SPAMMING YEAH ONLY REZON 2 POST 4 me

[Karuka]

No more caffeine for you, Cyrus.

[Witchblade]

WTF!?

Who pees or someone's hands!? That's it, someone is sooo getting raped.

*drags Cyrus off to the back room*

[Molotov]

WTF!?

Who pees or someone's hands!? That's it, someone is sooo getting raped.

*drags Cyrus off to the back room*

Moises Alou (http://copyranter.blogspot.com/2006/08/moises-alou-pees-on-his-hands-before.html)

[Witchblade]

The fact that you actually know that is sad, Shyam.

[Slayer of the Rot]

I do it too before I start writing.

It's how I've been getting such good scores.