Any time, Pedro.
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Any time, Pedro.
A couple days ago...
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:30:20 AM): Has he demonstrated how sex with Josh is a religious experience yet?
Necathys (12:30:28 AM): The man can take on a bazooka but he won't let people get someonething to protect themselves against knives.
Necathys (12:30:41 AM): Oh god I don,t think I even read that in depth.
Necathys (12:30:45 AM): It actually says that?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:30:50 AM): Yes.
Necathys (12:31:20 AM): I mean it's funny with Pat and his foreplay ability.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:31:27 AM): Hell, Caduceus actually makes it a true religious experience, and it's not in his profile. Are you going to dock my score for that?
Necathys (12:31:44 AM): Haha, no
Necathys (12:32:27 AM): Use the Throbbing spear of heavens
Necathys (12:32:28 AM): No
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:32:38 AM): Spear, definitely.
Necathys (12:32:38 AM): Spear of Longinus
Necathys (12:32:42 AM): Shit that's blasphemous
Necathys (12:32:49 AM): So wrong.
Necathys (12:32:56 AM): It actually made me feel queasy.
Necathys (12:33:17 AM): But it's got Long in it, and the pun was too strong.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:33:57 AM): I think we'll skip banana, though.
Necathys (12:34:11 AM): What about...
Necathys (12:34:28 AM): Purple Helmeted Soldier of Love?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:34:34 AM): ...
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:06 AM): Yeah, definitely looking for simple stuff. One word or compound words.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:15 AM): Like shillelagh.
Necathys (12:35:16 AM): The Mushroom
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:33 AM): Witching stick.
Necathys (12:35:34 AM): I actually have a hard time pronouncing that
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:39 AM): Truncheon.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:45 AM): Shi-lay-lee.
Necathys (12:35:47 AM): The clobberer
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:58 AM): Wand.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:00 AM): Staff.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:02 AM): Rod.
Necathys (12:36:09 AM): The red mallet
Necathys (12:36:12 AM): Oohm alleus
Necathys (12:36:15 AM): *Malleus
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:23 AM): Malleus?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:25 AM): Is that a word?
Necathys (12:36:31 AM): Yes
Necathys (12:36:33 AM): hammer
Necathys (12:36:52 AM): the righteous maul
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:59 AM): It's the Hebrew Hammer!
Necathys (12:37:17 AM): The circumsized sledge?
Necathys (12:37:37 AM): Oh!
Necathys (12:37:40 AM): Naturally, the verge
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:37:47 AM): Verge?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:37:56 AM): Virgin?
Necathys (12:38:08 AM): [n] a ceremonial or emblematic staff
Necathys (12:38:19 AM): It's also a french unit of measure
Necathys (12:38:26 AM): And a word for penis
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:38:37 AM): I'll definitely use "his virgin verge."
Necathys (12:38:49 AM): scepter!
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:38:58 AM): Already used it, I believe.
Necathys (12:38:59 AM): shepherd's crook!
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:06 AM): That's a good one!
Necathys (12:39:07 AM): Lead the muttons!
Necathys (12:39:09 AM): Hahaha
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:34 AM): Thesaurus.com has no results for "penis."
Necathys (12:39:37 AM): Ooh, a mace
Necathys (12:39:41 AM): Oooh, a flagpole
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:52 AM): Flagpole, no.
Necathys (12:39:53 AM): The flagpole of his longing virginity
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:56 AM): That sounds like porn.
Necathys (12:40:02 AM): Pole, t hen?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:40:10 AM): Nah...
Necathys (12:40:16 AM): hockey stick
Necathys (12:40:24 AM): lacrosse
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:40:29 AM): ...
Necathys (12:40:30 AM): crosse!
Necathys (12:40:43 AM): A crosse COULD work
Necathys (12:41:00 AM): It doesn't sound silly
Necathys (12:41:21 AM): And it's the stick they use for the game anyway, which was inspired by a shepherd's crook to start with
Necathys (12:42:36 AM): baton?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:42:38 AM): Wow, according to Wiktionary, the word for penis in quite a few languages is, in fact, penis.
Necathys (12:43:13 AM): Wait how?
Necathys (12:43:20 AM): I mean, french, sure
Necathys (12:43:29 AM): but what else?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:44:27 AM): Afrikaans. Bosnian. Croatian. Czech. Danish. Finnish. Latin. Polish. Romanian. Serbian. Slovene. Swedish.
Necathys (12:44:41 AM): That's mind-blowing
Necathys (12:44:56 AM): But it's more like they adopted the wordl ater on
Necathys (12:45:01 AM): as a synonym to their own word for it
Necathys (12:45:09 AM): Right?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:45:11 AM): In a couple cases, yeah.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:45:14 AM): But not all.
Necathys (12:45:27 AM): Well latin is understandable
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:45:29 AM): It's actually from Latin.
Necathys (12:45:35 AM): That being the point
Necathys (12:45:53 AM): But the other languages don't stem from latin do they?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:46:20 AM): And so many other cultures saw the Roman penis and heard the word immediately around it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:46:28 AM): Thank Caesar for that.
Necathys (12:46:56 AM): Thank you Caesar for globalizing the penis
Necathys (12:47:10 AM): We owe you the world
Necathys (12:47:20 AM): And the full measure of its progress
Necathys (12:48:16 AM): Lituus - a) A curved staff used by the augurs in quartering the
heavens.
Necathys (12:48:23 AM): Ooh! Musket! Bayonet!
Necathys (12:48:27 AM): Oooh! Magical flute!
Necathys (12:48:38 AM): The oboe of his love!
Necathys (12:49:25 AM): His melodious bassoon
Necathys (12:49:49 AM): I don,t think you'd want the italian equivalent of a bassoon though
Necathys (12:49:53 AM): AKA fagot
Later...
Necathys (12:54:49 AM): But why?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:55:04 AM): On principle.
Necathys (12:55:30 AM): Because good sex isn't a spoil?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:55:38 AM): Exactly.
Necathys (12:55:43 AM): Hahaha
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:55:50 AM): Nor is it a viable thing to put in your character profile.
Necathys (12:56:02 AM): Well, viable if you're serious about it
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:56:09 AM): Everyone has their fucking off days. Literally.
Necathys (12:56:27 AM): But his is almost literally made of mythril
Necathys (12:56:49 AM): He could stab people with it and it'd leave a war intact.
Necathys (12:56:56 AM): That is not cool.
Necathys (12:57:06 AM): That is a new genre of gore porn on DA.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:58:48 AM): Well, he's had his junk chomped down on and he's still capable of providing a religious experience.
Necathys (12:59:14 AM): Madison should've bitten the tip off while she still could
Necathys (12:59:21 AM): While it was still soft
Necathys (12:59:30 AM): And unprotected
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:00:07 AM): Well, technically she still could.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:00:15 AM): *can.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:01:24 AM): When he's not hard, the muscles are as soft as skin, and the human jaw is incredibly powerful.
Necathys (1:01:52 AM): Though technically it's sponge tissue rather than muscles
Necathys (1:02:10 AM): THe only muscle in there is the lower strip that's connected to the anus
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:22 AM): No, the sponge tissue is at the base.
Necathys (1:02:24 AM): Allowing a minimum of mobility
Necathys (1:02:33 AM): Wasn't it the other way around?
Necathys (1:02:38 AM): Lemme flex.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:40 AM): Nope.
Necathys (1:02:42 AM): Hmm...
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:50 AM): Seriously, I know waht I'm talking about.
Necathys (1:03:02 AM): Why is most of the action in the lower area then?
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:06:13 AM): The muscles on the rest of the penis just tense. They don't have anything to pull on.
Necathys (1:07:03 AM): I'm actually looking at the cross-section of a penis right now
Necathys (1:07:12 AM): God, the things you make me research.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:07:36 AM): Not a bone in there, despite its alias.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:08:01 AM): Rather, it's muscle.
Necathys (1:08:43 AM): Most sites say that there's only a minimal numbero f muscles
Necathys (1:08:48 AM): One even says that there aren't any
Necathys (1:08:56 AM): All say that the penis is made of three spongy tubes
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:09:08 AM): DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:09:13 AM): IT'S A TRAP!
Necathys (1:09:22 AM): Oh god!
Necathys (1:09:37 AM): They're trying to make me think that masturbation doesn,t makethep enis stronger!
Necathys (1:09:48 AM): MUSCLES GET BIGGER IF YOU GET RIPPED
Necathys (1:09:57 AM): Therefore, masturbation makes the PENIS BIGGER
Necathys (1:10:18 AM): But they're trying to to lower me into thinking that it's impossible!
omg, talk about penis? that had to be awkward, are any of yall girls? cause if you arent then you didnt say no homo
[19:28] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: hi
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): how in the hell did you spell that!?
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: by doing it
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: duhh
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): holy crap
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: wut?
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): nothign
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): thats just amazing
[19:30] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:30] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): supercalifragilisticespialidocious
[19:30] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: umm...k
[19:30] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): wuts up?
[19:31] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: nada
[19:31] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: nd u?
[19:32] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): meh
[19:32] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): I'm bored
[19:32] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: k
[19:33] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: supercalifragilisticespialidocious
[19:33] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): lol
[19:33] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:33] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: wow
[19:34] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): its just funny
SethDahlios (3:52:24 AM): Just remember, we don't know your storyline, you, unlike a certain boring bastard (read: ME), don't spoil it to everyone within ear's reach.
restitutionspork (3:52:58 AM): You're the only one I've told. n.n
SethDahlios (3:53:09 AM): Ain't I special.
restitutionspork (3:53:35 AM): I probably did it because when I get to the end of the thread and forget how I wanted it to end, I can go through AIM logs and find out. You're my secretary.
SethDahlios (3:54:14 AM): Awww, how cute...do I get a phone and computer?
SethDahlios (3:54:21 AM): Can I tell you you missed an appointment?
restitutionspork (3:54:39 AM): No, but you can wear short dresses and suck my dick for raises.
[02:08] RestitutionSpork: Well, I'm ignoring them for the time being. So, still, no. Dammit. Although there's going to be a women's only dance song going to be on there.
[02:08] RestitutionSpork: "You Don't Own Me" from the First Wives Club, played by Rasputina. XD
[02:08] SethDahlios: Ha ha ha
[02:08] SethDahlios: KNowing me I'd be cheering you girls on.
[02:08] RestitutionSpork: Really, I'm only using that song to make out with Jenn and Megan.
[02:08] SethDahlios: Definitely now.
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: ROFL!
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: And while that goes on, all the boys bring out the camera/tape recorders. *giggle*
[02:09] SethDahlios: Of course.
[02:09] SethDahlios: What self respecting man wouldn't, besides your father of course...
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: ROFL.
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: True
[02:10] SethDahlios: This aint no ALabama wedding!
[02:11] RestitutionSpork: Haha! Indeed not.
[16:43] Sukoda Fox: Was trying to post in Learn to Fly. I wrote four sentences. >.>
[16:43] SethDahlios: Its okay I understand.
[16:44] SethDahlios: Seth is very sexy
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AngelicMalice15 (6:55:51 PM): Yo.
moderndaypaladin (6:57:26 PM): whats up?
AngelicMalice15 (6:57:54 PM): Wet and tired
moderndaypaladin (6:58:01 PM): did you just get laid?
AngelicMalice15 (6:58:13 PM): I live in new england
AngelicMalice15 (6:58:36 PM): And have mono
moderndaypaladin (6:59:20 PM): ah...
moderndaypaladin (6:59:23 PM): that makes sense
moderndaypaladin (6:59:33 PM): I was hoping for a more positive spin
AngelicMalice15 (6:59:33 PM): I fear for my spleen
moderndaypaladin (6:59:37 PM): I do too
Ez150 (12:35:09 AM): sup nugget
AlexTheLlamas (12:36:15 AM): not much uh... broccoli.