Vorin how old was the kid?
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Vorin how old was the kid?
14-15. I was the same age at the time. He was a tad lacking in the swiftness department.
Do not ask where these come from, and I am thanking the empyrium I didn't say any of these.
"Scientifically speaking, who do you think the tallest pirate is?" -The Pirates!
"Hi, How are you? Not bad? Good, I'm good too. Cya later." [Note, this was said to be in German while in Germany. I never responded, the man had a monologue]
For the German speakers, "Guten Tag, wie gehts? Nicht slecht? Gut, auch fuur mir. Bis spaeter." {I'ms too lazy to put in umlouts}
"It is raining because angel's are mad that you touch yourself."
Idiot "Can I get a strawberry milkshake with vanilla icecream?"
Marble Slab Worker "Sure, would you like strawberries in that?"
Idiot "No."
Marble Slab Worker "Then would you like strawberry sauce?"
Idiot "No."
Marble Slab Worker "I thought you said you wanted a strawberry milkshake with vanilla icecream."
Idiot "I did."
Marble Slab Worker "Well if I make a milkshake with vanilla icecream and no strawberries or strawberry sauce, it will be a vanilla shake."
Idiot "Ok I'll take that."
"Yeah...I'm just going to keep my pants on" -My best friend IRL after prom.
"I used to be perfect, then I found out I was conceited. I fixed that and I'm perfect again."
Faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bard
Dragonfly man, correcting his mistakes is as useful as trying to tell people who believe in ID that's it's ridiculous.
After my appendicytus(fek the spelling) i was in a hospital bed and my mother gave me a card from my classmates here are some samples from it.
"Get well soon! But not too soon!" - This girl in my class
"Hope your having a good time!" - My teacher!
"How does your appendix look like?" - My best friend
I just thought of a few stupid quotes I've heard.
"America doesn't even need a military because nobody ever tries to invade us." -some moron on a forum I used to go to
"Nobody shoots somebody in the face unless they are a hitman or a gamer." -Jack Thompson
"Christianity is a branch of Catholicism." -My younger step brother during a religious conversation I had between him and my younger biological brother
"Everyone has a right to their opinion, even if it's wrong." jerk 101 by my ex roommate
"I miss the good old days when we had Coups to fix bad countries" me