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Sukoda Fox (11:38:08 PM):Want to quest with A'rai?
winterscar19 (11:38:30 PM):Heeeelllllsssss yeah. Can I say YES fast enough? Nope. So i'll say it like this....
winterscar19 (11:38:34 PM):*takes a deep breath*
winterscar19 (11:38:40 PM):so you take about five dozen eggs.
winterscar19 (11:38:46 PM):start puttin them in a bowl.
Sukoda Fox (11:38:50 PM):lol
winterscar19 (11:39:13 PM):mix the FUCK out of em.
winterscar19 (11:39:19 PM):and what do you get?
winterscar19 (11:39:33 PM):PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *giant penis erupts out of bowl*
Sukoda Fox (11:39:42 PM):o.O
winterscar19 (11:40:03 PM):Something very random and funny I found while surfin' the web.
winterscar19 (11:40:06 PM):Like althanas.
Sukoda Fox (11:40:25 PM):lol
winterscar19 (11:40:37 PM):Except I was typing in "succubus" and "porn" and "demon" at the same time...
winterscar19 (11:40:42 PM):must have not been the best idea.
Sukoda Fox (11:40:57 PM):lmao!
winterscar19 (11:40:58 PM):But, hell, it brought me here.
winterscar19 (11:41:35 PM):so, huzzah for succubi, porn, and demons in general!
winterscar19 (11:41:49 PM):cuz everyone knows that demon sex is SOOO much better than regular sex.
Sukoda Fox (11:42:10 PM):Oh, of course. A'rai as a demon summoner knows that.
winterscar19 (11:42:48 PM):[moan]Lillith, oh gods lillith...[/moan]
Sukoda Fox (11:43:05 PM):Hahaha!
winterscar19 (11:44:15 PM):Hmm...*pokes at bonds mentally* These are tough. Do I have to go hulk to get out of em? Because Hulk sex is so much rougher, y'know. "Hulk FUCK!"
winterscar19 (11:44:35 PM):or better yet...
winterscar19 (11:45:13 PM):[captainfalconmoment] falcon PENIS! [/captainfalconmoment]
Sukoda Fox (11:46:09 PM):*rapes*
winterscar19 (11:46:18 PM):M'yes.
winterscar19 (11:46:38 PM):I'm so going to post this on the random IM thread.
Sukoda Fox (11:46:50 PM):haha, you have fun with that.
winterscar19 (11:47:09 PM):Thats what she said. Then she threw me the towel. o.0
Sukoda Fox (11:47:36 PM):*cracks the whip*
winterscar19 (11:48:07 PM):Yessssssss.
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Loquelf (2:23:19 AM): So, there's something I've always wanted to ask you.
Badly Ice Cream (2:23:27 AM): Yes Ill marry you
Loquelf (2:23:37 AM): Lol. Well, aside from that.
Loquelf (2:23:45 AM): How did you come up with your screen name?
Badly Ice Cream (2:23:56 AM): i don't remember
Loquelf (2:24:07 AM): I see.
Loquelf (2:24:28 AM): So, when should we plan the wedding for?
Loquelf (2:25:11 AM): :p
Badly Ice Cream (2:25:21 AM): Tomorrow
Badly Ice Cream (2:25:23 AM): Shotgun or no gun
Loquelf (2:25:31 AM): Works for me.
Loquelf (2:25:39 AM): Can you get to the U.S. in that amount of time?
Badly Ice Cream (2:26:08 AM): I don't want to get married in anyplace that has Ted in its name
Loquelf (2:26:30 AM): Okay, fine, then I'll meet you in Mexico.
Badly Ice Cream (2:27:12 AM): Can we bathe in Tequila
Loquelf (2:27:47 AM): Nah, I don't find the scent of alcohol sexy in the least.
Badly Ice Cream (2:28:14 AM): Then I guess the nuptials are off
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More fun with Smarterchild
Me: Are you a Virgin?
SC: I don't need to answer questions like that.
Me: Is that a no?
SC: True dat.
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creno05051978 (4:05:29 PM): cause lorenor is readying one of -his- dirty tricks
PinkyAssassin (4:05:54 PM): Torrence could have sensed it?
creno05051978 (4:06:39 PM): no cause its something kinda like...special
creno05051978 (4:06:50 PM): he wouldnt know what to sense for
PinkyAssassin (4:07:01 PM): ah
creno05051978 (4:07:11 PM): lets put it this way
creno05051978 (4:07:18 PM): Lorenor's about to fire off his plasma gun
creno05051978 (4:07:23 PM): at least one of its charges
PinkyAssassin (4:07:25 PM): no homo
creno05051978 (4:07:34 PM): lol
creno05051978 (4:07:37 PM): i just got that
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R34l l337 1 (11:14:34 PM): your sarcasm amuses me
snowshark56 (11:14:57 PM): yea thats what i was going for
snowshark56 (11:15:19 PM): well i have a kake and a bottle of rum and a new dress
snowshark56 (11:15:21 PM): so there.
snowshark56 (11:15:28 PM): cake*
R34l l337 1 (11:15:47 PM): fuck, I'll I've got is like 10 bottles of cheap beer and I'm getting shrooms tomorow
R34l l337 1 (11:15:53 PM): all*
snowshark56 (11:16:02 PM): were raiding fields for shrooms.
R34l l337 1 (11:16:13 PM): >.> nice
snowshark56 (11:16:16 PM): yep
snowshark56 (11:16:29 PM): my neighbor is quite experienced apparently
R34l l337 1 (11:16:32 PM): I am so going to laugh when you eat poisoned ones and die
snowshark56 (11:16:45 PM): hahaha no i'm selling some first, then seeing if they die
snowshark56 (11:16:53 PM): my logic
snowshark56 (11:16:56 PM): its flawless
R34l l337 1 (11:16:59 PM): right, I forgot you have business sense
snowshark56 (11:17:00 PM): flaw
snowshark56 (11:17:02 PM): less
snowshark56 (11:17:06 PM): thats right
R34l l337 1 (11:17:12 PM): just give them to dill
snowshark56 (11:17:20 PM): i make money and make sure im safe at the same time
snowshark56 (11:17:25 PM):
R34l l337 1 (11:17:54 PM): and if they are posionious you can give them to your enemies as a "peace offering"
snowshark56 (11:18:00 PM): hehehe
snowshark56 (11:18:04 PM): excellent
R34l l337 1 (11:18:56 PM): or if you know somebody in the pizza industry, mix those shrooms in with the regular shrooms at some little asshole's birthday party
snowshark56 (11:19:02 PM): hahaha
R34l l337 1 (11:19:10 PM): let little johnny or susy piece of shit have a real good time
snowshark56 (11:19:13 PM): i might be getting a job at a pizza place
R34l l337 1 (11:19:34 PM): here or in your home town?
snowshark56 (11:19:41 PM): here
snowshark56 (11:19:45 PM): in gulfport
R34l l337 1 (11:19:46 PM): thanks for the warnign
snowshark56 (11:19:50 PM): x)
R34l l337 1 (11:20:01 PM): I'll be sure not to get pizza if I'm in the area
snowshark56 (11:20:16 PM): good idea
R34l l337 1 (11:20:30 PM): you see now that makes me think I can't trust you
R34l l337 1 (11:20:48 PM): and that would mean as soon as I find out where you sleep I have to slit your bitch throat
snowshark56 (11:20:52 PM): hmm wherever did you get that idea
snowshark56 (11:20:57 PM): if you were alive
snowshark56 (11:21:00 PM): x)
R34l l337 1 (11:21:52 PM): touche, we'll see whose alive when one of us dies
snowshark56 (11:22:02 PM): ...obviously.
R34l l337 1 (11:22:14 PM): exactly, you can't argue with my logic
snowshark56 (11:22:24 PM): but that doesnt make it flawless
R34l l337 1 (11:22:25 PM): because your female
snowshark56 (11:22:36 PM): which means i'm smarter by default
R34l l337 1 (11:22:59 PM): the fact that you would assume that proves your gender's inferiority to mine
snowshark56 (11:23:21 PM): at least i can spell, dipshit.
R34l l337 1 (11:23:31 PM): ouch, low blow
R34l l337 1 (11:24:14 PM): plus dipshit's not technically a word and correct spelling of it would be dip shit, just as Word
R34l l337 1 (11:24:17 PM): ask*
R34l l337 1 (11:24:18 PM): fuck you
snowshark56 (11:24:30 PM): not always true
snowshark56 (11:24:38 PM): do you believe everything you read on the interweb?
R34l l337 1 (11:24:48 PM): no
R34l l337 1 (11:25:02 PM): but I was going off the spell checker on Microsoft Word
snowshark56 (11:27:16 PM): fail.
snowshark56 (11:27:31 PM): if the whole world were fail, you'd be the king.
R34l l337 1 (11:27:51 PM): Really babe, how did I fail this time?
snowshark56 (11:27:57 PM): fail.
snowshark56 (11:28:03 PM): dont question my logic
snowshark56 (11:28:11 PM): because its flawless
R34l l337 1 (11:28:31 PM): But question leads to answering, if you cannot prove your logic is flawless then it is simply circular not flawless.
R34l l337 1 (11:29:51 PM): The is espescially true with general statements such as "fail" well why do I fail? Because you said so? What makes that true? Because you say its true? Your using the same logic as Christianity and the Bible. The logic may fool the masses but not the enlightened. I assumed you were above that/
R34l l337 1 (11:30:05 PM): I guess I assumed wrong.
snowshark56 (11:30:07 PM): you tsalk too much.
R34l l337 1 (11:30:27 PM): In other words you have no arguement do you?
snowshark56 (11:30:39 PM): im not sober enough to argue at the momnet.
R34l l337 1 (11:31:19 PM): God no wonder Sean cheats on you
snowshark56 (11:31:27 PM): he doesnt cheat on me
R34l l337 1 (11:31:33 PM): Thats what he tells you
snowshark56 (11:31:42 PM): ..? well what does he tell you?
R34l l337 1 (11:31:52 PM): Jack shit, I'm just being an asshole
snowshark56 (11:31:56 PM): ah.
R34l l337 1 (11:32:03 PM): I figured you'd know that about me by now
snowshark56 (11:32:25 PM): just cause my logic is flawless doesnt mean im all knowing
R34l l337 1 (11:32:26 PM): I am a self centered, narcissitic, semi-bi polar, piece of shit asshole
R34l l337 1 (11:32:32 PM): have we just met?
snowshark56 (11:32:49 PM): hello this is sean
R34l l337 1 (11:33:05 PM): fuck you Kris
snowshark56 (11:33:08 PM): hahahahaha
snowshark56 (11:33:13 PM): but srsly this is sean
R34l l337 1 (11:33:24 PM): yeah that was funny once
snowshark56 (11:33:28 PM): yes yes it was
R34l l337 1 (11:33:47 PM): now its just stupid, even by your standards
snowshark56 (11:33:57 PM): lols
snowshark56 (11:34:03 PM): just doin it for the lols
R34l l337 1 (11:34:38 PM): yeah I guess after dating Sean and having to put up with that 4-chan shit, your standards of lawls, or lols, would be lowered
snowshark56 (11:35:08 PM): haha although im proud to say that i never really did the whole 4 chan thing
R34l l337 1 (11:35:16 PM): thank god
snowshark56 (11:35:19 PM):
R34l l337 1 (11:35:25 PM): him and em and dillon was enough
snowshark56 (11:35:33 PM): yes yes it was
snowshark56 (11:35:41 PM): i have more productive things to do
R34l l337 1 (11:35:50 PM): like get shitfaced
snowshark56 (11:35:57 PM): drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and dring and fight!
R34l l337 1 (11:36:01 PM): or kill small children
snowshark56 (11:36:05 PM): i wish
snowshark56 (11:36:09 PM): we're fresh out
snowshark56 (11:36:14 PM): but we do have smoothies.
R34l l337 1 (11:36:56 PM): fresh out of what small children? come to my house theres I've got a whole street of those little bastards.
R34l l337 1 (11:37:19 PM): most of them are hardcore catholic to
snowshark56 (11:37:20 PM): hahaha now why do you suppose i left suburbia to begin with?
R34l l337 1 (11:37:29 PM): if you crucify them you can blame it on Jesus
R34l l337 1 (11:37:40 PM): actually I take that back
R34l l337 1 (11:37:47 PM): that probably only works on Easter
snowshark56 (11:38:02 PM): internat'l zombie day
R34l l337 1 (11:39:18 PM): exactly "I'm sorry about your kids, of what were their fucking names again? Ah well, you see Jesus came back and deemed them not fit to live so he nailed them to a cross and gutted them like animals. Your catholic so I'm sure you understand"
snowshark56 (11:39:33 PM): true
R34l l337 1 (11:41:33 PM): This conversation is filled with so much stupidity that I'm posting it online so a bunch of introverted little nerds can point an laugh
R34l l337 1 (11:41:37 PM): and*
snowshark56 (11:41:42 PM): whythankyou
snowshark56 (11:41:50 PM): be sure to credit me too
R34l l337 1 (11:42:07 PM): Don't worry, I'll just use the copy and paste function
snowshark56 (11:42:08 PM): where online, exactly?
R34l l337 1 (11:42:29 PM): no place in mind, I'll find somewhere
snowshark56 (11:42:42 PM): hmm okay welll have fun there.
snowshark56 (11:42:54 PM): you my friend, need a life.
snowshark56 (11:42:56 PM): badly.
R34l l337 1 (11:42:57 PM): this is what happens when you have nothing to do for weeks at a time
snowshark56 (11:43:08 PM): aww i would feel bad but i'm rendered incapable
R34l l337 1 (11:43:11 PM): but yes, I agree with you
R34l l337 1 (11:43:37 PM): besides, its not like you're capable of feeling normal human emotions
R34l l337 1 (11:43:52 PM): well aside from hatred
R34l l337 1 (11:43:56 PM): and sadism
R34l l337 1 (11:44:35 PM): the opposite of sadism (I'm not even going to make an effort spell that word, I'm not exactly sober either)
snowshark56 (11:45:53 PM): ?
snowshark56 (11:46:03 PM): i feel other normal emotions
R34l l337 1 (11:46:10 PM): like what?
snowshark56 (11:46:28 PM): ..... x)
snowshark56 (11:46:31 PM): you know
R34l l337 1 (11:46:46 PM): hornyness doesn't count as an emotion
snowshark56 (11:46:51 PM): no no no
snowshark56 (11:46:55 PM): thats silly
R34l l337 1 (11:47:31 PM): and happyness while you cause pain is just sadism
snowshark56 (11:47:42 PM): but sadism is not by definition an emotion
R34l l337 1 (11:47:48 PM): true
R34l l337 1 (11:48:26 PM): so I guess the only true emotion you seem to be capable of feeling is hatred, and I guess happiness when very specific circumstances are met
snowshark56 (11:48:35 PM): not true
snowshark56 (11:48:42 PM): im happy when sean's here
snowshark56 (11:49:01 PM): and when the puppy chews up emily's 60 dollar bras
R34l l337 1 (11:49:06 PM): thats sadism
snowshark56 (11:49:09 PM): because thats just plain amusing
snowshark56 (11:49:22 PM): not the sean part
R34l l337 1 (11:49:29 PM): exactly, you are happy when certain very spefic conditions are met
snowshark56 (11:49:42 PM): fair enough x)
snowshark56 (11:49:47 PM): i see nothing wrong with that
R34l l337 1 (11:50:02 PM): Sean arrivial means somebody who you can torture because he'll put up with it in hopes that you'll eventually put out in the end
snowshark56 (11:50:08 PM): well having sean here is not a very specific condition since he practically lives here
snowshark56 (11:50:31 PM): hes actually the one person i dont torture.
snowshark56 (11:50:43 PM): a simple flaw in my programming.
R34l l337 1 (11:50:59 PM): I'm going to avoid the obvious BDSM joke here
snowshark56 (11:51:04 PM): ..?
snowshark56 (11:51:09 PM): whats bdsm
R34l l337 1 (11:51:16 PM): type it into google
snowshark56 (11:51:22 PM): :sigh:
snowshark56 (11:51:48 PM): *facepalm*
R34l l337 1 (11:51:51 PM): lol
snowshark56 (11:51:54 PM): rly?
R34l l337 1 (11:52:24 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
snowshark56 (11:52:43 PM): ok only sometimes when we're reeeealllllly strung out.
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somniumsaptior (12:12:58 AM): talk to [insert judge name here] and tell him to rip your thread to bits.
Veatrix Bane (12:13:07 AM): I totally will.
Veatrix Bane (12:13:31 AM): Plus... I think I'm on his good side, rp-ing with him. He's a fairly active guy, posts just hours after mine.
somniumsaptior (12:14:36 AM): yeah... he posts pretty past.
Veatrix Bane (12:14:49 AM): Past... filipino accent on AIM!
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[19:22] SethDahlios: I blame you for this of course...
[19:23] SethDahlios: You invoked that man's name, and now he has been spotted on site...
[19:25] nekobooi: Oh?
[19:25] nekobooi: I'm haven't been that devious lately
[19:25] SethDahlios: Yes you have, you invoked Zero Hunter!
[19:26] nekobooi: Dear Gods above
[19:26] nekobooi: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
[19:26] SethDahlios: Tylors onsite now...you screwed up big time!
[19:27] nekobooi: It was just a joke!
[19:27] nekobooi: It WAS JUST A JOKE!
[19:28] SethDahlios: You knwo what this means Colin.
[19:28] SethDahlios: Newspapers...
[19:28] nekobooi: Goddamnit
[19:28] SethDahlios: THere is only one way to prevent your fate....
[19:28] nekobooi: What is it>
[19:28] nekobooi: ?
[19:28] SethDahlios: *hands over a pistol with a silencer* You know what to do.
[19:29] nekobooi: Kill him, myself, or Winterhair for baiting me?
[19:29] SethDahlios: Both, for Winterhair has not earned pennance.
[19:30] nekobooi: Should he be given a chance first?
[19:30] SethDahlios: Only if he sacrifices enough virgins.
[19:30] SethDahlios: I mean, the man wears pants on althanas for gods sake!
[19:30] SethDahlios: who surfs the internet in their pants?
[19:31] nekobooi: I don't know! this situation has spiraled way out of control!
[19:31] SethDahlios: FOr the Pantless Republic, you must fulfill your mission.
[19:32] SethDahlios: Take out Special Forces Pants, and eliminate Metal Gear.
[19:32] nekobooi: Can I go in with a weapon?
[19:32] SethDahlios: I just gave you a god damn pistol with a silencer!
[19:33] nekobooi: Yes, but this is Althanas!
[19:34] nekobooi: It'll get taken away 15 minutes into regestration!
[19:34] SethDahlios: The leader is Tylor, take him out by any means necessary, our plant Winterhair can serve either as a distraction by his death, or as a mole to ferret out the leader.
[19:34] SethDahlios: Now, here's how you sneak it in.
[19:35] SethDahlios: I want you to swallow the gun.
[19:35] nekobooi: Sir, ready Sir!
[19:35] nekobooi: Can I do it in pieces sir?
[19:35] SethDahlios: That will get you past the Registration mods.
[19:35] SethDahlios: Whatever it takes Private.
[19:36] nekobooi: I will do it sir! Have no fear!
[19:36] nekobooi: Should I give you a chance to repent?
[19:36] SethDahlios: We've given you a dose of tranquilizers that supress your stomach acid.
[19:36] SethDahlios: Once in the thread, throw up the guna nd get to work.
[19:37] SethDahlios: I don't require pennance, I never brought up that man, you posted his profile in public!
[19:38] nekobooi: I will do this sir.
[19:38] nekobooi: Are there any unknown elements to watch for?
[19:38] SethDahlios: Sword-4-Hire/Barbarian shoudl be watched for, as the leutenant to Tylor he may be a wrench in the works, you have clearance to kill, should he impede your mission.
[19:39] nekobooi: I have received Winterhair's Codec number
[19:39] SethDahlios: 140.39
[19:39] SethDahlios: Also, keep in mind that Witchblade's frequency is the same as mine 141.19
[19:41] nekobooi: Yes sir.
[19:41] SethDahlios: Oh, and after that theres this huge brain in a tank I want you to eliminate.
[19:41] SethDahlios: Mother Brain or something like that.
[19:42] nekobooi: This mission seems to have gotten a bit more complicated sir.
[19:42] nekobooi: Like, genre crossing complicated
[19:42] SethDahlios: Thats next mission.
[19:43] nekobooi: But if you know about the brain tank, that seems a bit more dangerous then the "Taylor"
[19:44] SethDahlios: Don't worry I have some bounty hunting bitch after it. It'll be distracted while you do your mission.
[19:45] nekobooi: Thank you sir.
[19:47] nekobooi: I shall begin immediatly. Though what if there is no action by the target?
[19:48] SethDahlios: Well then, proceed to IM insertion.
[19:48] SethDahlios: Chatroom being the preferrable method
[19:49] nekobooi: Don't know if I can sir. On Mac currently, still unfamiliar with the hardware.
[19:49] SethDahlios: Type in /debug
[19:49] SethDahlios: /flush
[19:49] nekobooi: /debug
[19:49] SethDahlios: Your screen will blank out, and your mac shall become a steaming pile of shit.
[19:49] SethDahlios: as it always has been.
[19:49] SethDahlios: This turns off the illusion.
[19:50] nekobooi: But, I like Colette! She's a nice laptop
[19:50] SethDahlios: You...name your shit?
[19:50] nekobooi: It was also free.
[19:50] SethDahlios: Free shit is still shit...no matter how you flush it.
[19:51] nekobooi: I guess so. Granted, I've been grilled about this by just about everyone whose seen it so far.
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Double post. >=] Just because of my awesomeness.
winterscar19 (8:27:58 PM): Hey Karu. Haven't talked to ya in a bit.
winterscar19 (8:28:06 PM): How are you?
Loquelf (8:28:26 PM): Tired. I'm going back to bed in a minute, after I've done a crucial bit of research.
winterscar19 (8:29:34 PM): Oooh. Alright. Then I shall speak with you later, don't want to hold you up. And btw: I just spotted a one sentence post in the DitF. In all seriousness. I hope to the Althanian gods Raelyse judges it.
Loquelf (8:30:21 PM): Heh.
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I couldn't stop laughing.
[22:02] Jack Raynes: You should have said no dumbass.
[22:02] Jack Raynes: Now she's talking to me.
[22:02] Her: Alright Godhand. It's obvious you've got a problem with me, so let's get one thing straight. I'm not afraid of you or your weak insults.
Her: Now that I've said that, out with it. What do you have against me?
Jack Raynes: Sorry, I was eating.
Jack Raynes: Anyway, yeah.
Jack Raynes: You should probably kill yourself.
[22:04] jackraynes: Her: Why? Not all heroes were meant to be strong
Jack Raynes: What?