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Ask the Character
Another simple game for the forums ...
Okay, so this is how it works: You post with a question directed to the characters, like what their dreams are or what's their favorite food, then the next person posts their character's reply. Then they post another question and it goes on...
What does your character like to do as a hobby?
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I love to stalk unsuspecting victims for a few days, making sure to really take time to study their routines. After I feel confident enough that I have a perfect opening, either when they are traveling alone of simply of guard, I put a sack over their head and knock them out. Once I drag them to where ever I need to I start. After a few incisions I go to work studying their body's inns and outs. Its quite fun to really take a look at how different bodies are from race to race. Afterward when im finish and they are all stitched up, I just drop them off wherever I feel is appropriate and let them piece together what had happened. I always keep a part of my patience when I am done.
What is the most influential thing that has happened to you?
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I met the faggot fairy king Sei Orlouge. I don't like to talk about it.
Who/what do you fear most?
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My future rule. As a new king I fear that I will let down my people and that I will end up wiping them out.
What is the most serious injury you have obtained in your life?
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Well, I once got my arm ripped off by a demon who I made a bargain with. That was fun.
What's your favorite tavern in the world, and why?
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Asking that of a infamous whore ...? Perhaps a terrible question.
My favourites are those of my home city, Radasanth, where I am known and granted inummerable tips, clients and advances because of the simple nature of my name. Pleasure is a thing I am gifted in giving, as I know the mysterious ways the female and male bodies work. However, those that grant me free reign in my art are of the finest quality, and those that harbour respectable clients are easily the cleanest and easiest to work with/for. Names that come to mind; the Horny Satyr, the Assassined King, the Silence of the Cows.
Your greatest triumph? Tell the story, of how, where and why?
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I don't have many good feats I completed at all, in fact, I personally think I suck. However, I still reached several bases on time and with victory. My best would probably be... ... When I first came into Eiskalt. I was horrified at my oldest uncle, and I pretty much hated my family. I felt I could never forgive them, but after finding an entire group of people who went through the exact same things I did, I suddenly felt myself open to forgive them. And although they still left a mark on me, I found to heart to forgive my kin. Every time I look back on that, I look back on it with a smile. If I was a good now as I was then, perhaps my life would be better now... Sometimes I ask myself "why?" The answer though? Well, if I went out for revenge, would I be any better than them? Knowing I didn't become the same monster as my elder uncle brings me up inside.
Okay then, so now... What's your favorite food?
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I have died, come back to life, and fought off demons, destroying Ixian castle, for a twice baked potato.
What aspirations did you fail to meet for yourself?
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Food? Rice, definitely rice. Has to be from Akashima though. The stuff from Fallien or Corone doesn't stick together right. I like it slightly salted and sometimes with a little bit of soy. Anvil makes this one dish for me where he takes the rice from the night before, throws it in the pan with bits of egg, ham, peas, carrots, and scallions, then fries it (I think) with some oils until its browned. I could eat bowls and bowls of that! Sometimes, he makes a soup stock and puts that in my rice bowl with slices of meat, boiled egg, and cabbage.
Okay, so maybe not rice, but I think almost anything Anvil makes is my favorite. He's always cooking me food and trying to make me eat it. The only thing I just can't stand is wheat noodles in red sauce. Wheat noodles are so pasty and heavy... Rice noodles for me, thanks!
Not all monsters are hideous and evil. Some are fun to watch or read about! What's your favorite monster/creature?
[Edit] EI, you ninja bastard you...
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What aspirations have I failed to meet for myself? Walking more than a day without finding some sort of trouble.
Favorite monster? The Liviol cat. He's great.
If there was one thing you've done that you could undo, what would it be?
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... Being born to a branch member of my family ._. ... Or going to Fulgur II's mansion in Corone, not going inside could have prevented everything!
What's your dream?
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To protect my sister while seeing the world again.
What's your favorite ability?
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Well... I don't really have any special abilities. I'm just a normal human being.
What have you done that you have regretted doin the most?
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Regret? What the hell's that, cutter? No point in worryin' over what you do, and what you didn't. You did it, it's done, move on, eh?
Alright, what's the one thing you consider a cardinal sin? What so-called crime can you not conceive yourself participatin' in?
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Rape.
What's your stand on ale?
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It is the water of life, of course. My assistant Nell may have been adverse to it at first, but she soon acquired a taste for the numerous kinds of Alerar Pale Ale I've pushed in front of her. I think she drinks it to cope with all the bullshit that happens to me (and her by proxy).
What would you sell your soul for?
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I would never sell my soul for anything. If a being requires your soul then usually they are evil.
If you had to kill someone for the rest of your group to survive, who would you kill?
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Cassandra Remi.
What do you consider the most important virtue of a warrior?
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Tenacity.
If you could settle down and just live a normal life, would you and where?
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A question I ask myself frequently. I don't think it's possible, frankly.
Diligence or Supreme Intellect?
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Supreme Intellect, that will bring the patience, and care that you speak of. I've had three hundred years to learn stuff anyway. So, I should know.
Demons, are they evil, or simply serving a different god?
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Righteousness is perspective.
Martial Prowess or Magical Aptitude?
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Both. I like the idea of using a physical and magical property in the same space.
Freedom, or a home?
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Freedom. Homes can burn.
Knowledge or Happiness?
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How is having a home not having freedom? A home is a place where you are welcome and wanted, otherwise it's a "domicile." If you aren't chained up in it and forced to stay, then you are still free, and you've chosen to have a home. I think, though, that whichever I have - the open road or a cozy little place to call mine - I'll miss the other, or the thought of the other, from time to time.
It's 110 degrees in the shade. Do you want it to be humid so that you know you should drink, or arid so that you just shrivel up into a dehydrated husk?
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As Tobias's question was unanswered, I'll answer both kaurka's and his questions.
Tobias: I'd rather have happiness that knowledge. As they say, ignorance is bliss.
Karuka: I think I'd prefer the shriveled up husk... No idea why, but I would.
Where were you when you had your most pivotal moment in life?
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Laying on the floor of a large stone room.
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I will answer Count's again ...
Back in time. My older self in my younger life, slaying the bastard of a father who was misery to so much; my mother and half-brother also. I stabbed him with my keris dagger and left him to bleed. I do not regret that day.
Favourite period of Althanas history?
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When Xem'Zund destroyed the High Elf way of life and reduced them to the husks they are today. A similar blessing is needed in other areas of the world. My preference? In the island of Corone.
What is your preferred method of disposing your enemy?
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By keeping their soul trapped in an opera glove of course!
Boxers or Briefs?
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Over the years I've grown fond of just simply pounding people within an inch of their life. It's just a bit more satisfying hearing them beg for me to stop then to give them the easy way out.
Although during the Eiskalt war I melted some guy's face with acid. That was kinda' fun.
EDIT: Ninja'd by one of those damn Orlouges. Stupid mystics.
We'll just say that I won't be having my assistant do the laundry anymore. Apparently she finds conservative underwear humorous.
What kind of arena do you like to find yourself in whenever you visit the Citadel?
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Why are you asking about pugilists and parchments? That makes no sense.
Who would you be, if you could be anyone else?
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Somebody who isn't a branch and actually has a life! :P
What's your fruit or veggie?
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Ale.
How do you sleep at night?
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Sleep? i hardly ever sleep. But when I do, i am usually in a tree.
Are you more stealthy, or run in an kill everyone?
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Go in undetected, separate them from the crowd, and then silently execute them. Either that, or walk in, call them a few D- or C-words, and then snap their neck right then and there. All depends on how much of an asshole they are.
If you were to retire from adventuring, or from wizardry, or from the business to open a store, what would you sell inside?
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Seasickness medicine made from my coral crown.
If you had 1 million gold, what would you buy?
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Male swimsuits! -nodding furiously-
If you could have anything as a pet what would you have?(if anybody wants to buy my a peacock irl you can have my body)
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Dragooooon!
What's your favorite natural and real, grown from a tree or the ground fruit or veggie?
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Still ale.
What do you do when you can't sleep?