Part IV can be found here: http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=5817
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Part IV can be found here: http://www.althanas.com/world/showthread.php?t=5817
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[16:42] Poseidon1776: Hmmm It seems I hang out with all the mean people of Althanas.
[16:43] RestitutionSpork: Maybe you are one of the mean people of Althanas. =O
[16:43] Poseidon1776: Oh noes!
[16:43] Poseidon1776: :O
[16:43] Poseidon1776: Quick! ask me something I could respond something nice to!
[16:44] RestitutionSpork: rofl. I'm awesome, right?
[16:44] Poseidon1776: No.
[16:45] Poseidon1776: OMG it's true!
[16:48] Poseidon1776: *Goes to rehab.*
[16:48] RestitutionSpork: rofl!
restitutionspork (4:07:48 PM): I joined a crafting forum, and if you've been there a month, you can participate in Organized Swaps. You enter a swap that has a theme you like, and make things based on that theme for the person you are partnered with. They do the same for you, and everyone has a date that they've got to send the package out by. The theme I picked is "Naughty Words" XD
restitutionspork (4:10:26 PM): Aww blisters do suck! *snuggle* Right now I'm working on a giant Zombie Panda Bear that's holding a sign that says "Fuck Bamboo, I want your damn BRAINS!" Alllsssooo... I might also be simultaneously working on a big package that I'll be sending out to Canadia sometime in late June. *cough*
MlRaven69 (4:12:05 PM): squee!
restitutionspork (4:12:28 PM): =) I think you'll love it. I'll tell you about one part of the package, but nothing else, okay?
MlRaven69 (4:12:48 PM): oh! oh! There is a movie I plan to see by b-day it's called WALL-E it comes out that day. and okay shoot!
restitutionspork (4:13:07 PM): Here's your clue for that part.: I'm making you your own army.
MlRaven69 (4:13:16 PM): my own army?
MlRaven69 (4:13:20 PM): of Mandas?
restitutionspork (4:13:55 PM): XD Your own army of crocheted plushy penguins.
MlRaven69 (4:14:04 PM): Sweet!!!
MlRaven69 (4:14:10 PM): that's awesome!
restitutionspork (4:15:17 PM): n.n I'm glad you like the idea. I found a pattern for the penguins and was like, "ZOMG LIGHT BULB MOTHERFUCKING BRIGHT!" I'm going to make each one with different colors, ranks, and personalities.
MlRaven69 (4:15:39 PM): sweet!
restitutionspork (4:16:09 PM): n.n Jah!
MlRaven69 (4:16:25 PM): I'll creep Jason out and have all of them lined up in ranks on the bed looking at the door like 'Warning! Intruder alert! Fire! Fire! Fire!'
restitutionspork (4:16:45 PM): ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
restitutionspork (4:16:55 PM): OMG I just choked on my own spit at that.
MlRaven69 (4:17:23 PM): I think I'll snooze on the far side of the bed just so he doesn't see me and I can hear his reaction. LOL!!!
restitutionspork (4:17:54 PM): That's beautiful. I miss you so much.
MlRaven69 (4:18:01 PM): I miss you too.
MlRaven69 (4:18:10 PM): * sniffles*
MlRaven69 (4:18:22 PM): I know! mail yourself to me
restitutionspork (4:18:31 PM): OMG I should.
MlRaven69 (4:18:44 PM): ^_^
restitutionspork (6:00:29 PM): He's lead a very sheltered life. He doesn't even know how Denebriel is.
Oberst Christoph (6:00:35 PM): Lol.
Oberst Christoph (6:00:43 PM): Okay.
restitutionspork (6:01:08 PM): Every bit of information that he's ever absorbed has been carefully chosen and filtered so that he could be cultivated into a non-biased yet intelligent killing machine.
Oberst Christoph (6:01:20 PM): Oh, those are the best kind.
Oberst Christoph (6:01:23 PM): Lolz
restitutionspork (6:01:47 PM): At least that's what I say. It's hard to write a smart person who cares nothing for politics or morals when you're pretty much a dumb anarchist who REALLY likes to knit.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:23 PM): especially penises.
restitutionspork (6:02:48 PM): Oh yes. Although right now I'm working on a giant (it stands about 2 feet tall) zombie panda.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:57 PM): Oh my.
Oberst Christoph (6:02:59 PM): That's amazing.
Oberst Christoph (6:03:12 PM): I sense a new genre of hentai coming out on DeviantArt as we speak.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:20 PM): Will you or won't you fuck my brains out?
SmarterChild (2:28:21 PM): That's quite a grave insult.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:28 PM): >.>
SmarterChild (2:28:28 PM): Sorry, I didn't understand that.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:34 PM): Neither did I.
SmarterChild (2:28:34 PM): You don't either? That's cool.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:51 PM): Umm...
SmarterChild (2:28:51 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
SuperSonicMatt1 (2:28:57 PM): So what do we do now?
SmarterChild (2:28:57 PM): Welcome home, Zook.
1 Visit my library including a thesaurus, an encyclopedia and U.S. presidents
2 Have fun with hangman, manicdotes, word scrambles and more
3 Use tools like Web search, dictionary and calculator
4 Join in - take a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
Serilliant (9:27:05 PM): Do you know the best part about fucking twenty three year olds?
Serilliant (9:27:48 PM): ...this quip requires interaction
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:07 PM): There are twenty of them?
Serilliant (9:29:13 PM): Fuck
Serilliant (9:29:24 PM): As an alternative
Serilliant (9:29:26 PM): Knock knock
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:34 PM): Who's there?
Serilliant (9:29:39 PM): September 11th
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:55 PM): You said you'd never forget.
Serilliant (9:30:22 PM): I remember the good ole days when people would let someone tell a joke instead of saying the punchline at a time at which it is neither funny nor appropriate
Serilliant (9:30:30 PM): Do you feel cooler now, huh? Do you? Because you're not.
Rayse: i bet if you shot numbers he would just get high
Jack Raynes: And super horny.
Jack Raynes: Also, don't you know?
Jack Raynes: FUCKING HIM IS LIKE A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE!
Jack Raynes: SO FLEXIBLE AND SO MUCH STAMINA!
Jack Raynes: MM-MMMM!
Jack Raynes: Jesus.
Rayse: aren't you the one that emits pheromones and don't know it
Jack Raynes: Hey, that just gets my foot in the door.
Rayse: you don't have to explain yourself
Rayse: we both know i owned you hard there
Jack Raynes: At least I didn't claim something like GODHAND IS A MASTER AT BUKKAKE, AND LEGENDARY AT ANAL!
Jack Raynes: DOUBLE LEGENDARY IN FINGERING!
Rayse: 2nd degree legendary belt
Jack Raynes: He's qualified to give seminars.
Rayse: he taught bruce lee everything he knows
Jack Raynes: "I call this stance two in the pink, one in the stink. HI-YAHHH!!!"
Rayse: "You literally die from orgasming so hard when I touch you."
Jack Raynes: "You cum so hard your ears start to bleed."
Rayse: "Be careful, if any lightning bolts hit me while I'm fucking you I might get really high and accidentally tear you apart like you were paper."
Jack Raynes: "But don't worry, I have a SUPER goddamn immune system so I'll recover in time to shoot off on your face."
Rayse: Double Legendary Stamina: Can keep it up forever.
Sex God MkII: when I just THINK about a woman, every girl on the planet has 10 orgasms
Rayse: sometimes i just destroy planets with my dick just for shits and giggles
Jack Raynes: "My sperm is so powerful that it can shoot through a tree, a fire hydrant, an engine block and the entire 1976 defensive line of the Pittsburgh Steelers to impregnate a woman.
Rayse: who then explodes."
Rayse: you gotta admit i owned you with that pheromone shit that is gay
Jack Raynes: I admit it.
Jack Raynes: I was taking it out this update, but J said no, keep it, it's cool.
Jack Raynes: So I did.
Rayse: hahaha
Rayse: j wants your ass
Rayse: don't forget to use a rubber, you two! gn
Rayse signed off at 2:15:27 AM.
[15:10] Sirusv2ptO: So then she said, "But I can't fit all of that in my mouth!" and I told her one way or another its going in even if I have to break her teeth to shove it in.
[15:10] Sirusv2ptO: Needless to say, it worked.
[15:10] SukodaFox: LOL
[15:11] Sirusv2ptO: I know, she laughed too.. at first.
[15:12] Sirusv2ptO: So then she grabs it and takes it right? Shoveling it in as much as she can, right?
[15:12] Sirusv2ptO: When the funniest thing happened.
[15:12] SukodaFox: oh?
[15:13] Sirusv2ptO: She grabbed at it and opened her mouth wide and tried to bite down, but I yanked it out and screamed, "Oh no you didn't!" and thwacked her between the eyes.
[15:14] SukodaFox: lol
[15:14] Sirusv2ptO: She fell backwards and landed with her legs up in the air screaming something in spanish.
[15:15] Sirusv2ptO: I yelled, "Speak American! Speak American! I can't understand a word you're saying!"
[15:15] Sirusv2ptO: So I helped her up, right?
[15:15] SukodaFox: yeah, nice of you.
[15:15] Sirusv2ptO: And she gets all in the mood again and says, "I want another crack at it, papi!"
[15:16] Sirusv2ptO: So I pick it up and offer it to her and say, "Next time you try it, you're getting coldcocked, understand?"
[15:16] Sirusv2ptO: She nods and shoves it in her mouth again.
[15:16] Sirusv2ptO: And I wait.
[15:17] Sirusv2ptO: And wait.
[15:17] Sirusv2ptO: Then after a couple minutes go by, I get tired of counting the ceiling tiles, right?
[15:17] SukodaFox: all right
[15:18] Sirusv2ptO: So she opens her mouth wide again and prepares to bite down on it when I'm not looking, but I felt a disturbance in the force, right?
[15:19] SukodaFox: lol
[15:19] Sirusv2ptO: I look down again and lo and behold she gets ready to snap it in two! So I rip the fork from her mouth and thwack her between the ears and scream, "No more cake for you!"
That would have been way funnier if you just cut out the fucking swerve and said you were into rough sex.
I am as kinky as Cort Strasser when it comes to the 'Rough' stuff, compadre.
[17:58] Sirusv2ptO: Myspace is the Soviet Union of the Internet.
[17:59] jackraynes: Fuck that.
[17:59] jackraynes: The Sovie Union was cool for a while.
[18:00] Sirusv2ptO: I'm talking the 80s soviets
[18:00] jackraynes: You know what?
[18:00] jackraynes: STILL no.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: Drunken lazy, idiots who have grown fat off of communism and are on the verge of collapse.
[18:01] jackraynes: Even at their worst the commies were still better than the sort of faggots who use my space.
[18:01] jackraynes: Sorry.
[18:01] jackraynes: myspace.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: Then what does it compare to?
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: Their bottom feeders.
[18:01] jackraynes: It doesn't compare to anything.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: 60s England?
[18:01] jackraynes: Myspace is it's own nadir.
[18:01] Sirusv2ptO: France as a country?
[18:02] jackraynes: MYSPACE IS IT'S OWN NADIR
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: No.
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: Eventually there will be a vote among the residents of the site on whether or not to take up arms
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: Then a private army will be hired.
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: They'll invade Nebraska.
[18:02] jackraynes: I hope they do.
[18:02] Sirusv2ptO: Then hop to Quebec.
[18:03] jackraynes: That way we'll have an excuse to fucking kill them.
[18:03] Sirusv2ptO: Then make a bum rush for Columbia and Panama.
[18:03] Sirusv2ptO: Depending on how the U.N. takes action, I estimate the death toll to expand into the hundreds of thousands
[18:04] Sirusv2ptO: The streets of U.S. suburbia will run red with blood as Homeland security knocks down every door of every gangly, bucked tooth teenager who uses myspace and fill them with enough lead that any ship in the U.S. navy could use their corpse as an anchor.
[18:04] Sirusv2ptO: Then it will subside into an uneasy silence.
[18:04] jackraynes: Get back to writing weirdo fanfiction, faggot.
[18:05] Sirusv2ptO: Hey, I'm narrating the collapse of Myspace here, stay back and watch me work my magic, gramps.
[18:06] Sirusv2ptO: So anyway, Myspace tries to unite whats left of its group into a ragtag cult and they move into Mexico. Gathering followers and using hispanic migrant workers as slaves, they make their way east before they make the Great Exodus to France.
[18:06] jackraynes: Tell it to your fucking livejournal, pal!
[18:08] Sirusv2ptO: As a last ditch effort to crush the invaders, France detonates all of its Power Plants on the fringes of the atlantic ocean and the total fallout pulverizes France, decimates Spain, and leaves a field of chemically burnt, unrecognizable masses of dead meat across the landscape.
[18:08] Sirusv2ptO: The fall of Myspace. Season 1.
[18:08] jackraynes: God you're such a queer.
[18:08] Sirusv2ptO: Don't deny it, you'd be yucking it up if you saw this on TV.
Loquelf (8:35:19 PM): Mmm...they call it salsa con queso, but it's really queso con salsa.
Krakashen (8:36:13 PM): ...
Krakashen (8:36:14 PM): what?
Loquelf (8:37:47 PM): http://www.dcsnacks.com/images/large...-queso_LRG.jpg
Krakashen (8:38:10 PM): that wasn't random
Krakashen (8:38:14 PM): no, not at all
So true.Quote:
Mmm...they call it salsa con queso, but it's really queso con salsa.
briancavner3: I have a friend
briancavner3: Who I met through my boyfriend
briancavner3: Exboyfriend
briancavner3: And he asked me this morning how often I still talk to him
Jack Raynes: Let me tell you 'bout a friend a mine...
briancavner3: And so I spent all day pondering the impetus for such a question
Jack Raynes: Hisname'sboweevilcheckitout
Jack Raynes: Spends all day! On his big butt!
briancavner3: And I had to interrogate him
Jack Raynes: And he don't ever ever go outside.
Jack Raynes: I come to vist.
Jack Raynes: I bring some sunshine.
Jack Raynes: And I just spread it all over the fire.
briancavner3: I don't even... I don't even know what you're doing with that
Jack Raynes: He's stuck on his big couch.
Jack Raynes: Stuck on his big butt.
Jack Raynes: He looks at the tee vee and he's all right.
Jack Raynes: And I wonder,
briancavner3: That's nothing
briancavner3: That's not anything that you're doing
Jack Raynes: BO WEEVIL WHY DON'TCHA GET OOOOOUT OF YOUR HOME!?
Jack Raynes: Okay, I'm done.
Jack Raynes: Hahahaha
Jack Raynes: Nah, c'mon.
Jack Raynes: I'm listening.
Jack Raynes: Hahahahaha
Jack Raynes: Okay, chess.
Jack Raynes: Fine then, I'm just gonna keep on singing. Fuck you.
Jack Raynes: He said, "I'm comfortable here. I don't wanna move; I don't wanna leave".
Jack Raynes: I said BO WEEVIL GET RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HOOOOOOOOO-ME.
Jack Raynes: Goodbye I gotta see my show, come back some other day; got to go to bed and let the tube shine. Let the tube shine. Let the tube shiiiiieiieeeeeeneeeee
Jack Raynes: WELL I'D TELL YOU 'BOUT BO WEEVIL, BUT THAT BUG IS JUST TOO SCARY!
Jack Raynes: HE'S SITTIN' THERE ALL ALONE!
Jack Raynes: I TRY TO PRY HIM OUT; MOVE HIM OUT BY THE FIREEEEE
briancavner3: I'm blocking you now
Jack Raynes: BUT HE WOULD NOT MOVE A MUSCLE, AND I CRIED
Jack Raynes: TRIED TO MAKE HIM SEE THAT THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE
Jack Raynes: LET HIM SEE THAT THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE
briancavner3 signed off at 9:19:09 PM.
Jack Raynes: LET HIM SEE THAT THE SUN IS SHINING OUT-
Previous message was not received by briancavner3 because of error: User briancavner3 is not available.
Jack Raynes: SIIIIIIII-EEEEEYEEEE-EYE EYE IDE!
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Looks like nobody on this planet wants to watch or listen to you float a tune. Hey, does your singing voice sound anything like when you wake up a cat that was sleeping on a manifold? If so, you might want to try becoming a eunuch to get those higher notes. ;)
Man, you must be out of your fucking mind to try and take on the master.
Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more.
Thief.
Holy shit, Ray Charles! I thought you were dead!
http://www.cultuurpodium.nl/images/j...ay_charles.jpg
Talk to the hand, youngin'.
Way to pick the most TERRIFYING goddamn Ray Charles picture you could find.
Jesus Christ.
Any time, Pedro.
A couple days ago...
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:30:20 AM): Has he demonstrated how sex with Josh is a religious experience yet?
Necathys (12:30:28 AM): The man can take on a bazooka but he won't let people get someonething to protect themselves against knives.
Necathys (12:30:41 AM): Oh god I don,t think I even read that in depth.
Necathys (12:30:45 AM): It actually says that?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:30:50 AM): Yes.
Necathys (12:31:20 AM): I mean it's funny with Pat and his foreplay ability.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:31:27 AM): Hell, Caduceus actually makes it a true religious experience, and it's not in his profile. Are you going to dock my score for that?
Necathys (12:31:44 AM): Haha, no
Necathys (12:32:27 AM): Use the Throbbing spear of heavens
Necathys (12:32:28 AM): No
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:32:38 AM): Spear, definitely.
Necathys (12:32:38 AM): Spear of Longinus
Necathys (12:32:42 AM): Shit that's blasphemous
Necathys (12:32:49 AM): So wrong.
Necathys (12:32:56 AM): It actually made me feel queasy.
Necathys (12:33:17 AM): But it's got Long in it, and the pun was too strong.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:33:57 AM): I think we'll skip banana, though.
Necathys (12:34:11 AM): What about...
Necathys (12:34:28 AM): Purple Helmeted Soldier of Love?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:34:34 AM): ...
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:06 AM): Yeah, definitely looking for simple stuff. One word or compound words.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:15 AM): Like shillelagh.
Necathys (12:35:16 AM): The Mushroom
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:33 AM): Witching stick.
Necathys (12:35:34 AM): I actually have a hard time pronouncing that
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:39 AM): Truncheon.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:45 AM): Shi-lay-lee.
Necathys (12:35:47 AM): The clobberer
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:35:58 AM): Wand.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:00 AM): Staff.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:02 AM): Rod.
Necathys (12:36:09 AM): The red mallet
Necathys (12:36:12 AM): Oohm alleus
Necathys (12:36:15 AM): *Malleus
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:23 AM): Malleus?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:25 AM): Is that a word?
Necathys (12:36:31 AM): Yes
Necathys (12:36:33 AM): hammer
Necathys (12:36:52 AM): the righteous maul
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:36:59 AM): It's the Hebrew Hammer!
Necathys (12:37:17 AM): The circumsized sledge?
Necathys (12:37:37 AM): Oh!
Necathys (12:37:40 AM): Naturally, the verge
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:37:47 AM): Verge?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:37:56 AM): Virgin?
Necathys (12:38:08 AM): [n] a ceremonial or emblematic staff
Necathys (12:38:19 AM): It's also a french unit of measure
Necathys (12:38:26 AM): And a word for penis
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:38:37 AM): I'll definitely use "his virgin verge."
Necathys (12:38:49 AM): scepter!
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:38:58 AM): Already used it, I believe.
Necathys (12:38:59 AM): shepherd's crook!
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:06 AM): That's a good one!
Necathys (12:39:07 AM): Lead the muttons!
Necathys (12:39:09 AM): Hahaha
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:34 AM): Thesaurus.com has no results for "penis."
Necathys (12:39:37 AM): Ooh, a mace
Necathys (12:39:41 AM): Oooh, a flagpole
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:52 AM): Flagpole, no.
Necathys (12:39:53 AM): The flagpole of his longing virginity
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:39:56 AM): That sounds like porn.
Necathys (12:40:02 AM): Pole, t hen?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:40:10 AM): Nah...
Necathys (12:40:16 AM): hockey stick
Necathys (12:40:24 AM): lacrosse
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:40:29 AM): ...
Necathys (12:40:30 AM): crosse!
Necathys (12:40:43 AM): A crosse COULD work
Necathys (12:41:00 AM): It doesn't sound silly
Necathys (12:41:21 AM): And it's the stick they use for the game anyway, which was inspired by a shepherd's crook to start with
Necathys (12:42:36 AM): baton?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:42:38 AM): Wow, according to Wiktionary, the word for penis in quite a few languages is, in fact, penis.
Necathys (12:43:13 AM): Wait how?
Necathys (12:43:20 AM): I mean, french, sure
Necathys (12:43:29 AM): but what else?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:44:27 AM): Afrikaans. Bosnian. Croatian. Czech. Danish. Finnish. Latin. Polish. Romanian. Serbian. Slovene. Swedish.
Necathys (12:44:41 AM): That's mind-blowing
Necathys (12:44:56 AM): But it's more like they adopted the wordl ater on
Necathys (12:45:01 AM): as a synonym to their own word for it
Necathys (12:45:09 AM): Right?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:45:11 AM): In a couple cases, yeah.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:45:14 AM): But not all.
Necathys (12:45:27 AM): Well latin is understandable
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:45:29 AM): It's actually from Latin.
Necathys (12:45:35 AM): That being the point
Necathys (12:45:53 AM): But the other languages don't stem from latin do they?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:46:20 AM): And so many other cultures saw the Roman penis and heard the word immediately around it.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:46:28 AM): Thank Caesar for that.
Necathys (12:46:56 AM): Thank you Caesar for globalizing the penis
Necathys (12:47:10 AM): We owe you the world
Necathys (12:47:20 AM): And the full measure of its progress
Necathys (12:48:16 AM): Lituus - a) A curved staff used by the augurs in quartering the
heavens.
Necathys (12:48:23 AM): Ooh! Musket! Bayonet!
Necathys (12:48:27 AM): Oooh! Magical flute!
Necathys (12:48:38 AM): The oboe of his love!
Necathys (12:49:25 AM): His melodious bassoon
Necathys (12:49:49 AM): I don,t think you'd want the italian equivalent of a bassoon though
Necathys (12:49:53 AM): AKA fagot
Later...
Necathys (12:54:49 AM): But why?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:55:04 AM): On principle.
Necathys (12:55:30 AM): Because good sex isn't a spoil?
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:55:38 AM): Exactly.
Necathys (12:55:43 AM): Hahaha
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:55:50 AM): Nor is it a viable thing to put in your character profile.
Necathys (12:56:02 AM): Well, viable if you're serious about it
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:56:09 AM): Everyone has their fucking off days. Literally.
Necathys (12:56:27 AM): But his is almost literally made of mythril
Necathys (12:56:49 AM): He could stab people with it and it'd leave a war intact.
Necathys (12:56:56 AM): That is not cool.
Necathys (12:57:06 AM): That is a new genre of gore porn on DA.
SuperSonicMatt1 (12:58:48 AM): Well, he's had his junk chomped down on and he's still capable of providing a religious experience.
Necathys (12:59:14 AM): Madison should've bitten the tip off while she still could
Necathys (12:59:21 AM): While it was still soft
Necathys (12:59:30 AM): And unprotected
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:00:07 AM): Well, technically she still could.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:00:15 AM): *can.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:01:24 AM): When he's not hard, the muscles are as soft as skin, and the human jaw is incredibly powerful.
Necathys (1:01:52 AM): Though technically it's sponge tissue rather than muscles
Necathys (1:02:10 AM): THe only muscle in there is the lower strip that's connected to the anus
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:22 AM): No, the sponge tissue is at the base.
Necathys (1:02:24 AM): Allowing a minimum of mobility
Necathys (1:02:33 AM): Wasn't it the other way around?
Necathys (1:02:38 AM): Lemme flex.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:40 AM): Nope.
Necathys (1:02:42 AM): Hmm...
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:02:50 AM): Seriously, I know waht I'm talking about.
Necathys (1:03:02 AM): Why is most of the action in the lower area then?
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:06:13 AM): The muscles on the rest of the penis just tense. They don't have anything to pull on.
Necathys (1:07:03 AM): I'm actually looking at the cross-section of a penis right now
Necathys (1:07:12 AM): God, the things you make me research.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:07:36 AM): Not a bone in there, despite its alias.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:08:01 AM): Rather, it's muscle.
Necathys (1:08:43 AM): Most sites say that there's only a minimal numbero f muscles
Necathys (1:08:48 AM): One even says that there aren't any
Necathys (1:08:56 AM): All say that the penis is made of three spongy tubes
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:09:08 AM): DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.
SuperSonicMatt1 (1:09:13 AM): IT'S A TRAP!
Necathys (1:09:22 AM): Oh god!
Necathys (1:09:37 AM): They're trying to make me think that masturbation doesn,t makethep enis stronger!
Necathys (1:09:48 AM): MUSCLES GET BIGGER IF YOU GET RIPPED
Necathys (1:09:57 AM): Therefore, masturbation makes the PENIS BIGGER
Necathys (1:10:18 AM): But they're trying to to lower me into thinking that it's impossible!
omg, talk about penis? that had to be awkward, are any of yall girls? cause if you arent then you didnt say no homo
[19:28] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: hi
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): how in the hell did you spell that!?
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: by doing it
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: duhh
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): holy crap
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:29] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: wut?
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): nothign
[19:29] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): thats just amazing
[19:30] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:30] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): supercalifragilisticespialidocious
[19:30] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: umm...k
[19:30] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): wuts up?
[19:31] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: nada
[19:31] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: nd u?
[19:32] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): meh
[19:32] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): I'm bored
[19:32] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: k
[19:33] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: supercalifragilisticespialidocious
[19:33] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): lol
[19:33] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: lol
[19:33] Supercalifragilisticespialidocious*: wow
[19:34] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): its just funny
SethDahlios (3:52:24 AM): Just remember, we don't know your storyline, you, unlike a certain boring bastard (read: ME), don't spoil it to everyone within ear's reach.
restitutionspork (3:52:58 AM): You're the only one I've told. n.n
SethDahlios (3:53:09 AM): Ain't I special.
restitutionspork (3:53:35 AM): I probably did it because when I get to the end of the thread and forget how I wanted it to end, I can go through AIM logs and find out. You're my secretary.
SethDahlios (3:54:14 AM): Awww, how cute...do I get a phone and computer?
SethDahlios (3:54:21 AM): Can I tell you you missed an appointment?
restitutionspork (3:54:39 AM): No, but you can wear short dresses and suck my dick for raises.
[02:08] RestitutionSpork: Well, I'm ignoring them for the time being. So, still, no. Dammit. Although there's going to be a women's only dance song going to be on there.
[02:08] RestitutionSpork: "You Don't Own Me" from the First Wives Club, played by Rasputina. XD
[02:08] SethDahlios: Ha ha ha
[02:08] SethDahlios: KNowing me I'd be cheering you girls on.
[02:08] RestitutionSpork: Really, I'm only using that song to make out with Jenn and Megan.
[02:08] SethDahlios: Definitely now.
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: ROFL!
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: And while that goes on, all the boys bring out the camera/tape recorders. *giggle*
[02:09] SethDahlios: Of course.
[02:09] SethDahlios: What self respecting man wouldn't, besides your father of course...
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: ROFL.
[02:09] RestitutionSpork: True
[02:10] SethDahlios: This aint no ALabama wedding!
[02:11] RestitutionSpork: Haha! Indeed not.
[16:43] Sukoda Fox: Was trying to post in Learn to Fly. I wrote four sentences. >.>
[16:43] SethDahlios: Its okay I understand.
[16:44] SethDahlios: Seth is very sexy
American free enterprise at it's finest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Manda 1 of 300
AngelicMalice15 (6:55:51 PM): Yo.
moderndaypaladin (6:57:26 PM): whats up?
AngelicMalice15 (6:57:54 PM): Wet and tired
moderndaypaladin (6:58:01 PM): did you just get laid?
AngelicMalice15 (6:58:13 PM): I live in new england
AngelicMalice15 (6:58:36 PM): And have mono
moderndaypaladin (6:59:20 PM): ah...
moderndaypaladin (6:59:23 PM): that makes sense
moderndaypaladin (6:59:33 PM): I was hoping for a more positive spin
AngelicMalice15 (6:59:33 PM): I fear for my spleen
moderndaypaladin (6:59:37 PM): I do too
Ez150 (12:35:09 AM): sup nugget
AlexTheLlamas (12:36:15 AM): not much uh... broccoli.
FizzyLizzy: Chris?
YeahMate33:...Who asks?
FizzyLizzy: Your Vagina
Yeahmate33: Over the internet?
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:37 PM): WHORE
restitutionspork (9:17:59 PM): Wow, someone's bitter that they never hit this.
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:06 PM): Please Manda. You're easier to get into than community college
Full disclosure
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:25 PM): The Hopsital called today
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:32 PM): I'm negative for mono
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:33 PM): So
restitutionspork (8:15:45 PM): rofl. So it's a different std?
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:46 PM): It's just a terrible, unknown virus with the symptoms of mono
restitutionspork (8:15:53 PM): That sucks
restitutionspork (8:15:58 PM): Maybe you got the bird flue.
AngelicMalice15 (8:16:00 PM): I'd prefer to know what it was
restitutionspork (8:16:01 PM): *flu
AngelicMalice15 (8:16:09 PM): I could have acute HIV
restitutionspork (8:16:33 PM): There are preachers in this area who say that you get that from being gay.
restitutionspork (8:16:58 PM): If you had just slept with me when you had a chance, this never would have happened.
AngelicMalice15 (8:17:09 PM): Those preachers have names for you
AngelicMalice15 (8:17:20 PM): Ever been to Babalyon?
AngelicMalice15 (8:17:22 PM): WHORE
restitutionspork (8:17:44 PM): Wow, someone's bitter that they never hit this.
AngelicMalice15 (8:18:51 PM): Please Manda. You're easier to get into than community college.
AngelicMalice15 (8:18:57 PM): Thank Fraiser for that one
AngelicMalice15 (8:19:11 PM): And google, for reminding me
AngelicMalice15 (8:21:50 PM): That was good
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:03 PM): I finally have random thread material
restitutionspork (8:22:43 PM): rofl. Hey now, I do have standards. If they aren't gorgeous, they gotta have big packages.
restitutionspork (8:22:45 PM): *lick*
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:55 PM): That explains - well shit
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:58 PM): I can't use Zook
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:18 PM): He's either Gorgeous, which he isn't. Or he's sporting a huge cock
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:33 PM): Fuck you for forcing me to compliment him.
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:36 PM): Damn you!
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:57 PM): I'm stuck between a rock and zook's cock.
restitutionspork (8:24:16 PM): He does have a gigantic cock. And the sex....so amazing. OMG. I should loan him to you, he's awesome.
moderndaypaladin (8:25:02 PM): dude
moderndaypaladin (8:25:07 PM): you're bitter you never hit that
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:15 PM): I am
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:20 PM): But don't tell Althanas
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:23 PM): She can't know.
[21:15] al_0120: OMG!
[21:15] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): ?
[21:16] al_0120: my math teacher is gay and old, he pat my back today...
[21:16] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): psh homophobe
[21:16] al_0120: i felt so violated
[21:16] al_0120: ok dude a pat is a quick sec... this was more like 10secs
[21:17] al_0120: i was the fisrt to finish my midterm and he was like "You're done? Why dont you stay? Here sit next to me so we can work on some "math" problems"
[21:18] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): ooookaaaaayyyyy
[21:18] al_0120: yeah um... it all started with that pat
[21:18] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): then u say "no thank you I have to do get to my house to wait for te cable guy thats coming."
[21:18] al_0120: LOL
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): and then RUN!
[21:19] al_0120: cable guy?
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): sure
[21:19] al_0120: i thought that was a gay joke
[21:19] al_0120: X.X
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): cable woman if your going to establish your straightness
[21:19] al_0120: lol
[21:19] al_0120: Plumber
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): plumber woman?
[21:19] al_0120: i need my pipes unclugged
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): kinky
[21:20] al_0120: not Mario, but Maria
[21:20] al_0120: lol
I think my "How to Become Godhand in Twelve E-Z Steps" dvds are finally starting to show results.
dont4getmyheart (11:30:13 PM): how does "hey dont be afraid of hurting my feelings. i want to know whats on your mind. and if i did something wrong, i apologize"
dont4getmyheart (11:30:19 PM): i feel as if i should add like
dont4getmyheart (11:30:24 PM): "we need to talk"
dont4getmyheart (11:30:28 PM): or
dont4getmyheart (11:30:41 PM): "come over tmw so we can talk?" or something.
dont4getmyheart (11:30:56 PM): or omit the apology
dont4getmyheart (11:31:01 PM): b/c maybe i dint do ne thing wrong.
Midvalley20 (11:31:01 PM): we need to talk.
Midvalley20 (11:31:04 PM): just get to the point.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:11 PM): omit apology?
Midvalley20 (11:31:22 PM): omit apology
Midvalley20 (11:31:26 PM): we need to talk.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:26 PM): k.
Midvalley20 (11:31:28 PM): that's all.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:31 PM): thats it?
Midvalley20 (11:31:36 PM): correct.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:40 PM): no "i want to know whatson your mind"
Midvalley20 (11:31:45 PM): no
dont4getmyheart (11:31:50 PM): no "dont be afraid to hurt me"
Midvalley20 (11:31:52 PM): none of those words are "we need to talk."
dont4getmyheart (11:31:56 PM): lolz
dont4getmyheart (11:32:03 PM): just "we need to talk"
Midvalley20 (11:32:03 PM): seriously, dawg.
dont4getmyheart (11:32:06 PM): no asap?
Midvalley20 (11:32:08 PM): no asap
dont4getmyheart (11:32:10 PM): no pronto?
dont4getmyheart (11:32:15 PM): lol
Midvalley20 (11:32:17 PM): asap is not in the sentence "we need to talk."
dont4getmyheart (11:32:24 PM): hehe
dont4getmyheart (11:32:27 PM): your being anal
Midvalley20 (11:32:29 PM): my goodness. teaching a girl to talk to a guy is serious business.
dont4getmyheart (11:32:32 PM): ANAL ANDY
dont4getmyheart (11:32:36 PM): ^_^
dont4getmyheart (11:32:39 PM): it better work.
dont4getmyheart (11:32:43 PM): ANAL ANDY
dont4getmyheart (11:32:45 PM): rofl.
Midvalley20 (11:32:47 PM): SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN MEN ARE TEACHING WOMEN TO TALK LIKE MEN TO OTHER MEN.
On Winnie the Pooh:
moderndaypaladin (6:02:24 PM): all I really remember is that I used to hate the character names
moderndaypaladin (6:02:28 PM): because they seemed stupid
Loquelf (6:02:41 PM): The only name I really liked was Kanga.
moderndaypaladin (6:02:43 PM): plus I felt that if everyone else had to be named by their species, Christopher Robin should have been Human
Loquelf (6:02:57 PM): Christopher Robin was human...
moderndaypaladin (6:03:10 PM): well the owl was named Owl, the rabbit was named Rabbit
moderndaypaladin (6:03:18 PM): so Christopher Robin should have been named Human
moderndaypaladin (6:03:20 PM): since he was human
Loquelf (6:03:25 PM): Ah, I see.
Loquelf (6:03:44 PM): I don't get why they called him Christopher Robin. Middle names mean trouble, you know
Loquelf (6:03:48 PM): Chris woulda done just fine.
moderndaypaladin (6:03:59 PM): yeah especially since he wasn't a red chested bird...
moderndaypaladin (6:04:07 PM): Christopher Robin is just showing off
moderndaypaladin (6:04:19 PM): I think he wanted to make everyone else feel bad that they didn't even have one good name when he had two
Loquelf (6:04:40 PM): Probably. he was the only non-stuffed animal based character.
moderndaypaladin (6:04:46 PM): I really wonder what happens at meetings of rabbits
moderndaypaladin (6:04:51 PM): since they all had the same name
moderndaypaladin (6:05:00 PM): is Rabbit here?
moderndaypaladin (6:05:02 PM): which one?
moderndaypaladin (6:05:08 PM): uhh... the one with the yellow fur
moderndaypaladin (6:05:11 PM): thats like eight of us
moderndaypaladin (6:05:13 PM): oh never mind
Loquelf (6:05:30 PM): I'm sure they have individual names that they don't share with outsiders.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:36 PM): thats probably it
Loquelf (6:05:40 PM): Like the Jellicle cats.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:43 PM): otherwise it'd just be rediculous
Loquelf (6:05:48 PM): Exactly.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:49 PM): E. E. Miline should have made that clear
moderndaypaladin (6:06:01 PM): it would have made my childhood a lot less traumatic
Loquelf (6:06:22 PM): He didn't expect kids to read too deeply into his world.
moderndaypaladin (6:06:26 PM): I spent many a day of childhood concerned about nomenclature in 100 Acre wood
Loquelf (6:06:31 PM): He was not planning for you, Shyam.
moderndaypaladin (6:06:53 PM): it would seem so
moderndaypaladin (6:06:58 PM): I'm so putting this in the convo thread
Loquelf (6:07:07 PM): Go on. I was thinking about it.
AngelicMalice15 (10:20:01 AM): All I know is I can't take cough medicine
AngelicMalice15 (10:20:08 AM): My taste buds won't allow it
restitutionspork (10:27:24 AM): I'm sorry. Have you tried making homemade cough medicine? Then you could flavor it as you liked.
AngelicMalice15 (10:27:43 AM): I need the shit with kodine in it'
AngelicMalice15 (10:27:52 AM): It's perscription
restitutionspork (10:28:02 AM): Oh. If I were you, I'd do some heavy drinking.
restitutionspork (10:28:08 AM): That's what I do when I get sick.
AngelicMalice15 (10:28:49 AM): Your car doesn't work, you might not have a job, your boyfriend (who already has a kid) is from Virginia, and you do heavy drinking
AngelicMalice15 (10:28:57 AM): I smell Grammy winning country song
restitutionspork (10:29:43 AM): If the Jack D doesn't do it, try moonshine. It's pretty easy to make if you've got garden hoses, a couple of jugs and some PVC pipe. And a working stovetop. Ha ha. It's true. My life fucking sucks. I wish I were dead. And yet...I still don't listen to My Chemical Romance. Awesome.
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:22 AM): Oh
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:26 AM): That was low.
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:36 AM): It doesn't matter
restitutionspork (10:30:39 AM): I did it for Johnny Cash.
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:44 AM): we all have something we shouldn't do
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:58 AM): Some people smoke, some people like MCR, some people DRINK WHEN THEY'RE ILL.
Between me and a friend who lives two hours in my past:
Me: Good morning.
Her: Hey, it's still May for me.
Her: ^_^
Me: I'm in June! MWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Her: Why does that entitle an evil laugh?
Me: Because it does.
Her: Alrighty then.
Me: I am in your FUTURE and talking to you.
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:55 PM): Why red lenses?
Jack Raynes (9:30:05 PM): Because red lenses look good.
AngelicMalice15 (9:30:17 PM): They have sun glasses lenses now
AngelicMalice15 (9:30:26 PM): Would you like red tinted versions of those?
Jack Raynes (9:30:48 PM): Haven't you ever seen that scene in a movie or videogame, where it's pitch black and you suddenly see two big red glowing eyes appear, and it gets closer and you see it's a commando wearing a gas mask.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:01 PM): That is pretty bad ass.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:17 PM): A gas mask would go well with a Bakaclava and a swat helmet
Jack Raynes (9:31:28 PM): Indeed.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:40 PM): I ...I actually own the other two things
Jack Raynes (9:31:47 PM): Fuck you, faggot.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:58 PM): It's for my Ocelot Soldier costume
Jack Raynes (9:32:10 PM): FUCK YOU.
AngelicMalice15 (9:32:15 PM): I have the beret too.
Jack Raynes (9:32:21 PM): FUCK
Jack Raynes (9:32:22 PM): YOU