And here's one direct from the Althanas user CP:
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And here's one direct from the Althanas user CP:
Feel free to add your own.Quote:
Originally Posted by Control Panel -> Edit Profile
"There are no stupid questions."
Yeah, how about no? There are plenty of stupid questions. Sit at my desk for a day and see how many stupid questions come down the pipe. It's unbelievable!
Fixed :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Falcon Darkflight
Thanks :)
Storm, I know what you mean. I work in shipping, where people expect you to create miracles:
e.g:
Q: How much can we load in a trailer?
A: 60 cubic metres, roughly.
Q: Ok, can we book 67 cubic metres?
A: But it wont fit on the trailer...
Q: It will, you just have to push it in...
At 10 AM
Q: "Can you guys get one last job after this? It's just an uncrate with two crates."
A: "Sure"
At 5 PM
Q: "Alright the jobs at such and such, and it'll be four crates to make, dissasembling a playground, desk, washer, dryer, and you have to move a Plasma TV"
A: ...
This has happened to me.
Actually Storm that statement is true. Because as another statement goes "There are no stupid questions...Only stupid people".Quote:
Originally Posted by Storm Veritas
There's a large explosion on screen, followed by a mushroom cloud.
Mom: Is that from a nuclear bomb?
Me: -_-
Could've been a giant smoke-emitting mushroom that makes banging sounds.
"can I get an Iced Capichino?"
answer: no
then there's
Joe takes a long sensual puff on his cigurette then speaks: "I love the Count" in reference to the counting vampire in Sesame Street, thus prompting everyone at the table to discuss the sexual lives of Mupets.
"Vote for me George Bush for President" lol
i just had to add that, i'm sorry.
P.S: I'm an independent.
"In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday..." -Unknown
"I never appoligize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am." -Homer Jay Simpson
"S.T.U.P.I.D. Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand." -Unknown
"If aliens are looking for intelligent life, THEN WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?" -Unknown
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." Ha! I needed that a long time ago.
"Can jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that even he could not eat it?" = I need to stop hanging out with fucking stoners.
'I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.'
- President George H. W. Bush
"That's a girl?" Said by my friend watching me play Paper Mario2
Answer: *smacks forehead*
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." - Lewis Black
From my own Repetoir:
Me: "At that rate the Lake would evaporate by the end of the week..."
~*~
Random Customer: "How much is that with tax?"
Me: "21.75"
Customer: "Is that before or after tax?"
~*~
Me answering the phone at Work: "Thank you for calling Games Workshop, this is Patrick how can I hurt you..."
Thank god no one was on the other side....
My brother while me and my dad worked our asses off: "Dad can you open this jar of salsa for me?"
Me and my dad answer: "...."
*This was during that new Orbitz Gum comercial, with Snoop Dogg. If you've seen it, you'll know what I'm talking about. Read the tiny disclaimer.*
"Disclaimer: Orbizt Gum will not get you into heaven."
DittoQuote:
Originally Posted by Ozmodious
I would have answered, "Not with a normal bolter as I have armor 10 on front and rear - and armor 8 on both flanks."Quote:
Originally Posted by Dissinger
Ayhow...
This is not meant offensive, but just two years ago I was seriously asked by a mid-western north american how it is under the reign of Hitler. Precise wording: "So...how is Hitler actually, as a head of state? Is he as bad as they say?"
I couldn't reply, I was shocked, startled, and in awe of his stupidity. Short background: I live in Germany.
You win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Damion Shargath
"I don't get what your saying dude! Malt drinks taste great!" -- My friend
Malts do not taste great, they are bitter and taste like vomit residue, they give alot of gas to people, and leave a bad after taste also tasting like vomit residue!
this isn't really stupid..just silly
my sister, singing: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the rain and dried up all the sun and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again
she was like 16
"go to bed it's 5 AM!" -my grandfather
"It's only midnight gramps!" -me
Later I find 12 bottles of Corona in his trashcan.
me and my brother after we got done fighting
me: "Why you goin downstairs you little bitch!"
bro: "faget Im upstairs we have no downstairs retard!"
me: "Well you dont belive in god so your going downstairs!"
While playing SOCOM 3 online. *these people are not me*
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
"I'll fuck both of you if you give me your addresses..."
A dumbass kid in school.
"So, the War of 1812 was when?"
Ouch...I'd have thrown my pen across the classroom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vampiric Angel
There was this one time in the states. Sure enough I met one stupid american. I couldn't help but play along with this.
American: "Hey, you're from Canada right."
Me: "Yeah. So?"
American: "And you know the Chicago bulls? Isn't that their logo?" *points to my hat.*
Me: *takes off hat and looks at it.* "Chicago? Bulls?"
American: "Yeah, y'know? The basketball team?"
Me: "Basketball team!? I thought this logo was for a hockey team in Edmonton!"
When I stopped talking to him. I convinced him that I did live in a igloo and I lost my pet beaver recently. I was so upset by it that I went snowshoeing after it with my pet wolf.
That's nothing. Being the asshole american I am, I once convinced a kid that the reason beavers are on canadian currency are because a Beaver's your prime minister. He fell for it, and I was sad for the world.
Vorin how old was the kid?
14-15. I was the same age at the time. He was a tad lacking in the swiftness department.
Do not ask where these come from, and I am thanking the empyrium I didn't say any of these.
"Scientifically speaking, who do you think the tallest pirate is?" -The Pirates!
"Hi, How are you? Not bad? Good, I'm good too. Cya later." [Note, this was said to be in German while in Germany. I never responded, the man had a monologue]
For the German speakers, "Guten Tag, wie gehts? Nicht slecht? Gut, auch fuur mir. Bis spaeter." {I'ms too lazy to put in umlouts}
"It is raining because angel's are mad that you touch yourself."
Idiot "Can I get a strawberry milkshake with vanilla icecream?"
Marble Slab Worker "Sure, would you like strawberries in that?"
Idiot "No."
Marble Slab Worker "Then would you like strawberry sauce?"
Idiot "No."
Marble Slab Worker "I thought you said you wanted a strawberry milkshake with vanilla icecream."
Idiot "I did."
Marble Slab Worker "Well if I make a milkshake with vanilla icecream and no strawberries or strawberry sauce, it will be a vanilla shake."
Idiot "Ok I'll take that."
"Yeah...I'm just going to keep my pants on" -My best friend IRL after prom.
"I used to be perfect, then I found out I was conceited. I fixed that and I'm perfect again."
Faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Bard
Dragonfly man, correcting his mistakes is as useful as trying to tell people who believe in ID that's it's ridiculous.
After my appendicytus(fek the spelling) i was in a hospital bed and my mother gave me a card from my classmates here are some samples from it.
"Get well soon! But not too soon!" - This girl in my class
"Hope your having a good time!" - My teacher!
"How does your appendix look like?" - My best friend
I just thought of a few stupid quotes I've heard.
"America doesn't even need a military because nobody ever tries to invade us." -some moron on a forum I used to go to
"Nobody shoots somebody in the face unless they are a hitman or a gamer." -Jack Thompson
"Christianity is a branch of Catholicism." -My younger step brother during a religious conversation I had between him and my younger biological brother
"Everyone has a right to their opinion, even if it's wrong." jerk 101 by my ex roommate
"I miss the good old days when we had Coups to fix bad countries" me