Althanas Carols - lyrics and rhyme

SO!!!

In the spirit of BlueGhostOfSeaside, and in honour of her first asking the question for the podcast, I am opening this thread for people to write down their Althanas versions of carols. I know there is some rumour of some even recording them (*shock GASP*) whereas others might just want to come up with some lyrics of their own.

Here is a thread, therefore, to Althanas-ise some lyrics.

I suggest you write down the title of the original also, so people can get the idea of the tune etc. And then others could try to record it and we could release an Althanas Christmas album and take over the world!!!

Okay, the recording is terrible, but I had too much fun writing it not to share. So...

Max Dirks Did You Know?

Max Dirks did you know?
That your website, would make us all so crazy?

Max Dirks did you know?
That this silly site, would have zook and Manda with a baby?

Did you know?
That Althanas, would have fish people and fauns?
That this website that you pay for,
would have us all up till dawn?

Max Dirks did you know?
That this website, would have a huge family of Mystics?
Max Dirks did you know?
That everyone would be dying to end them?

Did you know?
That Madison, would destroy countries with her plan??
That on this silly website,
soon she’d rule the Hand?

Max Dirks did you know?

The Chronicle,
will get JCs,
the IK will recruit,

The podcasts record,
the PGs fight,
Jensen’s gun won’t shoot

Max Dirks did you know
that your website
would make Lye need a vacation?
Max Dirks did you know, that your website,
would have Aurelianus and abomination?

Did you know? That Althanas
would inspire this song?
It really could have been better,
but it took too long.

Omg Jess. Will you... be our third Elvis

Everybody pack up and head home.

She's won this thread.

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Jess, it's... BEAUTIFUL!! :D

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Heck, I don't understand half of these references and I'm still crazy impressed.

This one is to the tune of "All I want for Christmas is You"

I attempted to record it, but c'mon, it's Mariah and that wasn't going to end well. :)

I don’t want a lot Mr. Twitch
there’s just a few things I need
I have my eye on an enchanted sword,
I hope it’s not an ability.

I just need it for this fight,
If I can’t afford it I just might

break right down and cry,
I just want a sword that makes me fly

I don’t want a lot Mr. Twitch
but can’t you see I really need
goggles that make the whole world bow down
when they take a look at me

I just need a rocket ship
that will fly me up to outerspace
anytime Aure is coming,
I’m a bit scared of his face,

I just want a simple gun
three shots, two shots, even one,
make my wish come true…
you can lower that price, can’t you?

OOOOHHH Bazaar Mod

I won’t ask for much this update,
just a few new tricks I know,
is it really too much to ask for,
that my sword can turn people to snow?

I won’t ask for faster speed,
or even to increase my strength,
I can’t even imagine joining a tourney
with my current level sheet,

cause I just need a few more things,
to be a little bit more amazing,
Please Mr. ROG,
just let this update go through.

Don’t you see the characters growing?
Superpowers everywhere?
and the sounds of clashing swords
that seem to always fill the air?

Now the tourney’s starting,
and my character is weak,
please operations mods,
please give all this to me,

I don’t want to get my butt kicked
in the first round just because I’m still using steel
What tier can cleave through Lye’s bones?
What? What do you mean he can heal?

I just need to be the best,
so I can win this thing this time
don’t you understand?
I’m desperate to be a top guy

Make my dreams come true
Please mods, let this go through

"I just want a simple gun
three shots, two shots, even one,
make my wish come true…
you can lower that price, can’t you?

OOOOHHH Bazaar Mod

I won’t ask for much this update,
just a few new tricks I know,
is it really too much to ask for,
that my sword can turn people to snow?"


SOOOOOOO ME!!!! You rock, Jess!

And another, with guest star Griffin :)

Let me win

Oh, let me win, let me win, I really need XP
Oh what fun is it to fight someone randomly


Oh, let me win, let me win, really need XP
isn’t this the best of fun,
Oh crap I’m against Lye.

Riding through Corone,
with my pug named dave,
toward the Citadel,
On our way to train

I request a room,
and hope the monks listen,
please don’t put me up against,
Silence Sei Again

OH, let me win, let me win, really need xp
I’m ready to kick some butt,
as long as their weaker than me,

let me win, let me win, I really need XP
I need to level up again,
Goshdarnit! It’s Maddy!


Dashing through the halls,
trying to find the door,
that will lead me to,
an opponent, three or four.

I have all of my gear,
but it’s useless if their godly,
please don’t let the door open,
to Uttam123



let me win, let me win, I really need xp,
I want this character to shine,
in the next tourney

let me win, let me win, I really need xp
I think I might have a chance
If the monks are kind to me,

let me win, let me win, I really need xp
I’m hoping for an high score,
Who’s my opponent?
This isn’t even funny anymore

let me win, let me win, I really need xp
Standing right inside the door is
Bloodrose? Please kill me.

1,000,000/5 stars!

OMG that is to funny!

Here's my own:

"Silent site, lonely site
Kyla's fall, Madison's poisonous blight
Raiaera is hurtin', the undead run wild
One and only Lornius hasn't no threads in a while
Alerar has technology feats
Alerar has technology feats

Silent site, lonely site
Eiskalt's a fraud, Salvar is the only canon blight
Radiant beams of Fallien's desert plains
Corone's home of the epic IK
Lack of activity hurts
Lack of activity hurts

Silent site, lonely site
Death Citadel fakes, so people can fight
Oh how all this gore is fun
So we need new members to get the gisela done
We need more activity than ever before
More activity than ever before"

So uh, here's my contribution. It's in memory of all dead threads everywhere. (There's a bad word, but it's quiet, so...)

Lyrics and my chord notes, in case you want to sing/play along:

[C]
[Am]
[Dm]
[G]

[C] Last Christmas we started a thread
[Am] But the very next day you promptly forgot
[Dm] This year to save me from tears
[G] I'll write with someone special

[C] Last Christmas we started a thread
[Am] But the very next day you promptly forgot
[Dm] This year to save me from tears
[G] I'll write with someone special

[C] Once bitten and twice shy
[Am] I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
[F] Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
[G] Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me

[C](Merry Christmas) I wrapped it up and posted
[Am] With a note that said 'no big rush,' I meant it
[Dm] Now I know what a fool I've been
[G] But if you posted now I know you'd fool me again

[C] Last Christmas we started a thread
[Am] But the very next day you promptly forgot
[Dm] This year to save me from tears
[G] I'll write with someone special

[C] Last Christmas I gave you my heart
[Am] But the very next day you promptly forgot
[Dm] This year to save me from tears
[G] I'll write with someone special

[C]

Dedicated to Sulla, who was the very first person to flake on me on Althanas. ♥



(Original, which is amazing and you should listen.)

PS: Jess, if you and Garrison cover Blue Christmas... I might swoon.

Luned, I adore you! Just thought you should know!

I am not, and have never been a Christmas-y person - as Ailsa will testify.

But mother of God, Jess you have made my year! Applause! Cheers! And all the other things I can shower upon you without you weeping.

Okay, I promised to only record this once, because it is bedtime. So please forgive the random "Hey" in the middle of the break, and the off key moments :P I had a lot of fun with this one though, as I like to let my country out from time to time. Also, if you aren't familiar with Kyla's last storyline parts of this won't make any sense.

Hard Candy Mission

Maybe I’ll go somewhere
Maybe I’ll find an inn there
maybe I’ll get a ship
maybe I’ll take a trip
you’ll all lose track
me? I’ll bounce right back

Maybe I’ll find someone
to help me overcome
maybe I’ll clear my junk,
maybe I’ll just get drunk
on Coronian ale.
Me? I’ll continue my tale

I’ll fine and Dandy
It’s like a hard candy mission
I’m barely getting through tomorrow,
but still I won’t let sorrow bring me way down

I’ll be fine and Dandy
It’s like a hard candy mission
I’m barely getting through tomorrow,
but still I won’t let sorrow brin me way down

Hey, maybe I’ll find Lye’s home
Maybe I’ll get some help,
Maybe I’ll find the cult,
maybe I’ll prove myself once and for all
Me? I will go on.

Maybe I’ll settle down,
Maybe I’ll just leave town,
Maybe I’ll find a home,
Maybe I won’t be alone,
and maybe you’ll be proud.
Me? I’ll be just

Fine and Dandy,
It’s like a hard candy mission
I’m barely getting through tomorrow,
but still I won’t let sorrow bring me way down

Okay, in the rush I apparently uploaded the wrong song. It should be fixed now.

Ah yes Twitch, you were a grumpy, lovely idiot last Christmas. It was fun. Especially with my Japanese friend who met you ... that was interesting.

Memories aside, well done all people. This is going so well, this thread is so awesome. I am still working on my version of "Away in a Manger" that I started, as the lyrics are proving nasty, but I love the ones that have been sung. Its so great!

Awesome, people, bring us more!

If they ever implement that Althanas store I will be sorely disappointed if an Althanas Christmas album is not for sale.

This has been several days in the works ...

Here it is. To the tune of "Away in a Manger"

Away in a brothel
A whore in every bed
The little drunk lordling
Lost his sweet head

The faun with the dagger
Looked down from on high
She laughed and she sniggered,
Saying, "My, what a sweet guy."

Elsewhere in Radasanth,
A priestess, she sighed,
She missed the dear faun-whore
Whom Jensen despised

For they had had sexy-times
On an island called Eiskalt
In the middle of war and they ...
Lets talk about alts!

So some have just one
And others have two
Even more, some, crazily,
Have created just more than "a few"

They make them related
And then you have the PGs,
Too many Orlouges,
I prefer Astarelle, pur-lease ...

So ... here we are in Althanas
And what can I say
But welcome to this website,
And write your sorrows away.

OMG. I can't beleive what I missed by grinching it up and not reading this thread. Sooooo fantastic :D

Well... I finally finished it... Aaaaaand here it is!!!

Mr. Twitch:

You're a mean one, Mr. Twitch!
You really are a brute!
You are as cuddly as Quentin,
You're as caring as Zack Blaze,
Mr. Twitch!
You're a sick twisted Tiefling with a, heart to end all rule!!

You're a madman, Mr. Twitch!
Your heart if filled with void!
Your brain is full of chaos,
You've got demons as your soul, Mr. Twitch!
I wouldn't attack you with a
'Patented' Beretta 950!

You're a vile one, Mr. Twitch!
You have a mesmerizing smile,
You have all the seemless beauty of an average handsome guy,
Mr. Twitch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the average guy!

You're a foul one, Mr. Twitch!
You're an evil demon spawn!
Your heart is full of anger!
Your soul is full of hate,
Mr. Twitch!

The three best words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote"
Scary,
Creepy,
Cutter!

You're a monster, Mr. Twitch!
You're the king of wanted souls!
Your wanted in all countries from corone to fallien,
Mr. Twitch!!

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Twitch!
With those eyes that pierce my soul,
You're a woman mesmerizer,
You know how to rock her boat,
Mr. Twitch!

You're a twisted little teifling
With the heart of demons,
Evil to the core!

Aur... Hope you enjoyed! ;)