Since my money is burning a hole in my pocket, I'm going to be posting a series of games designed to test your mettle as character and writer. Since this is my personal nonsense, all judgments will be completed by me and any complaints can be taken up with John's fists.
But participation is not without its rewards!
Place first, and you have won my respect. Also 150gp
Place second, and you get a sweet 75 gold
Place third and I will send you a PM(The pm will contain a deep dark secret of John's)! (a 50gp value! can be traded in)
PROMPT: Arm Wrestling! Your character is going up against the meanest, angriest, biggest orc this side of Dehlos! What (if any) underhanded and otherwise unscrupulous tactics does your character use in order to win, or does he concede defeat, like a weenie?????? Extra points for creativity here.