Quote Originally Posted by Storm Veritas View Post
While trying to get just the right angle of the New York backdrop, tourist is smashed by a bus.

"So honey, which of my friends is the cutest?"
"Yes, thank you Mr Goodman. I'll be signing the divorce papers tomorrow, just as soon as I remove the broken glass from my face."

Idea:

"I've always wanted to get a rescue cat. What's the worst that could happen?"