Hahaha, Godhand, I love you. It's official!
I'm laughing my ass off right now, no joke.... hahahahahaha
EDIT: And I assume Canuk means something along the lines of Canadian... though I've been born and raised in Florida. I'm purely American. Well, 1/4th Jew/Irish, and 1/2 Norse... if that makes you feel better. Not sure what one liner you have for those though...
Maybe something against jews, hahaha, can't wait to see. Lol.