^ doesn't know Storm's 3 year old stuck her finger in the wedding cake.
< needs an au pair
V wants to rent 2 adorable monsters
^ Is completely right and a very nice man, ICly and OOCly!
< has done nothing wrong.
v Really enjoys being ignorant of awful things.
^ Is an awful thing
< Doesn't know what a Hawl is.
V Would buy a Hawl plushy or POP figure.
"All mortal men possess the capacity to do evil. Some are simply more capable than others."- Anonymous
^ needs a banhammer plush that squeaks.
< would make a Hawl plush.
v probably sleeps with plushies at night.
^ Plushie fetishist.
< Only in my odd, frightening dreams.
v Sweeps the leg.
"I have looked upon all that the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and the flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me." - Call of Cthulhu
David vs. Goliath: History's first recorded critical hit.
JC Thread - The Bitter King
^ What?
< Loves chocolate.
v Is a dog person.
"Throw me at the wolves and I'll return leading the pack." ~ Unknown.
Songs of Felicity.
Fewicity Smash!
^ Knows me too well.
< Needs to learn to write.
\/ refuses to teach me.
"White needles buried in the red
The engine roars and then it gives
But never dies
'Cause we don't live
We just survive
On the scraps that you throw away"
-Re-education (Through Labor), Rise Against
^ is a cool guy
< is not a pirate
v is going to say I'm a pirate.
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.” Margret Thatcher.
Shot and powder
Cavalry Saber
Number one sea coat
^ is a RESPECTABLE tradesman of valuable commodities, origins less important than price.
< is smart
v is smarter
'nature denied me claws and fangs, so I tore the earth apart, forging them of iron and crafting them of steel'
Althanas' Fitiest Fiter (2015-2016)
got an ingot of titanium
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