Christmas game! Elf on the shelf

[Philomel]

It's December! Festive time!

In that spirit we obviously need some games for the season. I'm going to start off with a rhyming one.

Complete this sentence: "you've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for ..."

Suggestions:

"Obama on a llama."
"Lennon on a lemon."
"Bee in a tree."

[Flamebird]

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
cat thornaments on Christmas tree ornaments.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
Ragechild on a Body Pile.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
Philomel on a feminist blog on Dell.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
Lye on a die.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
Osiris on a Drexel the Frostsaurus.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
Nosdyn on a lost items bin.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
Yamato on a Hayate screaming no.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
Eiskalt on a Lye's Fault.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
Corone on a war zone.

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now it's time for...
Max Dirks makes a Althanas work.