Has a friend in the god of time, but summons him to sit around doing fuck all whilst the organisation she is a general of are being beaten to shit all around her.
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Has a friend in the god of time, but summons him to sit around doing fuck all whilst the organisation she is a general of are being beaten to shit all around her.
I'll take that. That's true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinsou Vaan Osiris
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First he was in hell, now he's not. Make up your timeline, boi!
First she was a general, now she's not. ;)
Can't keep his organization under any kind of order. Or safety. Or anything. It's been nuked off the map dude.
Is part of the group supposed to be protecting said nukage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flamebird
Stop messing with my feelings.
Stop messing with random men in bed.
I don't see a point in roasting something that's already burning.
Says the guy who got struck by lightning and refused to step outside for a year cause his glorious hair got ruined.
*backs up with hand up* Oh ho, choosing the nuclear option are we?
I remember when the Orlouge family was still relevant.
Since then, I left school, got a job, met my ex-wife, married my ex-wife, had a kid, divorced my ex wife, and now I'm solidly in my mid-thirties.
(PS It actually hurt to roast Rehtul and the Orlouges, but this is the name of the game.)
(PPS - Make Orlouge Great Again.)
Literally everyone abandoned you except a drunk bitter forty year old and a living angery react.
[Rap Battle Reponse]Quote:
Originally Posted by Flamebird
Check your status, they call me co-leader
You're nothing
What's with Gweneal, you compensating for something?
I prefer the company of electromancers and gods, and I'm proud of it
You try to win your battles with tantrums and hissy fits
Yo
You're a miserable excuse for a leader, bro
Left your whole planet, left your home
Now, Whitevale gone go boom now, you are all alone
Left your own apprentice to be beaten
Went Yolo in a portal, Arius had you yeeted
Your girlfriend is so unloyal, she be cheatin'
She's pregnant and doesn't know who the daddy is
Kept getting brainwashed and flip flopped, kickin it
Who's side were you on in a civil war that killed millions
You talk a lot of shit for a girl wearing a diaper, I heard you had nuclear spit, where was it in that cipher?Quote:
Originally Posted by Flamebird
We don't just start wars with no cause
Under us, the Brotherhood turned war
Into a fucking art form.
Radasanth better get their guns out
Those pasty white soldiers getting burned
'cause guess what; now the Storm's out.
You've got no idea what your messin' with here girl
We've got 12 inch rims on Atilla that's how we roll y'all
You look like someone put uranium in a troll doll
I'll be stretching out the rhyme like Arius stretches time
Don't you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind
I'm the best
I'm the Snoop Dogg of tactics
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head whilst i'm crushing the loyalists.
Wow, look at you flexing, now who's trying to compensate?
You slept with Philomel? Yikes? Surprised you don't have AIDs
You come down from that high horse of yours and learn your place
Your mind's been wiped so many times, I'm surprised you're not insane
Your fancy sword wand play ain't nothing compared to me
You're stuck in the corner while I bring nuclear heat
Feel the fear, feel my rage, feel the blood as I punch out your teeth
I'm a living weapon, you're just a pretty soy boy whose pants filled with peepee
How many times you gonna fall until you're humbled, boi?
How many times until you see your Brotherhood getup was a ploy?
You're everybody's fool now, all the history you avoid
You were your daddy's tool between yeeting yourself into portals and voids
How many times you gonna change your name until you see the truth?
Your lack of morality shows you're no hero, here's the painful proof
Stick your own apprentice in a cell while you treaty date Philomel, dude!
How many have you slaughtered in your useless wars? Murder, unto the cruel
Sit down, girl, and let me give you a verbal lesson
Ask Philomel, I’ve got more cock than Smith and Wesson
I come strapped with my swords and dark matter
Walk under the Whitevale flag with that Citadel swagger
No losses to my name and no-one that I fear
I'm the real-deal, a gladatorial pioneer
Beef with me? Please! I'm the Brotherhood’s co-leader
One Enpera Kurohitsugi will put you in the deep freezer
So don't start a war with me, you're not hardcore
A bitch slap’s enough and then it’s back to being bored
I brought Radasanth to its motherfucking knees
My name is Shinsou Vaan Osiris, maybe you've heard of me?
Not the Atlas Revaan Version, I'm the real O.G
You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty
But Brotherhood’s not just for fighting, we bring in some heavy trade
I forgot, when's the last time your work got anybody paid?
Even now I still can't believe how much of a little bitch you are
When it comes to apprentices, you like literally lowered the bar
I’ve got so many skills, this Telgradian will put you down, for serious
You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Corone since Arius
Talking about my dad? Why don't you go back to Eiskalt and hide
This is a rap roller-coaster you're not even tall enough to ride
You want a war? I'll bring a slaughter
So try to keep with my beats, don't falter
I haven't hit puberty? Really?
Leoric would argue otherwise
I'm too much of a shorty? Please!
I'll just dismantle your whole ride
I get stronger every time you hit me
Strong as mithril and durable as adamantine
Heavy lies the crown and your defeats!
Your dark matter sucks at, well, pretty much everything
I'm saving kids, I'm saving the day
I'm kicking butt and taking names
I'm a paragon leaving this place in flames
I'm a hero therapist who shows flawed peeps the way
Your Brotherhood? Radasanth? Girlfriend? All flops
You lost all your bragging rights once Arius made Whitevale go pop
The "Redemption" of Tylermande was a laughing stock
You went bye byes and left your responsibilities to rot
For being such a failure as an apprentice, you sure can feel my magic
You can also feel when I get laid or when my powers happen
You might need a therapist after feeling what I suffer, rap'n
Cause after it all, I'm still standing, you'd be lying on the ground, bawling in the fetal position
Oh, is it my turn now? Well, here's my next issue
I’m running out of things I know about you to diss you
But don’t worry because I won’t screw this feud up
At least not like the way Leoric is going to get your cootchie chewed up
I think all he wants to do is teach kids the birds and the bees
But that’s fine, you have a lot of experience down on your knees
Back in the day, your nuclear power made me sick
But now your skills are like your bars: fucking basic
I'll smack a Neanderthal in the mouth if she doesn't quit running that lip off
Bitch, you lost with a god on your side, who you calling a flop?
You think your radiation’s hot, but you couldn't be milder
You should've made the choice to stay in Salvar and go wilder.
I'm a legend, you're a tag along, you ain't got half the beats I’ve got
Your only other friend is Leoric, and that’s not saying a lot
Now take a lesson from a genuine spellsword who's obliterating foes
I come equipped with a full set of sick Telgradian flows
Everybody knows you got problems with reintegration
Now run back home and heal from this disintegration
I may have lost before
But I don't need that owl god anymore
Try to slap me and I'll leave you bleeding on the floor
Cause you think you're hurting me but I'm just building up with more heat, ready for more
Don't you attack my love life without expecting me to attack yours
You lost Philomel when you left to get milk through a portal door
And back home you lost that Telgradian princess in a civil war
I'm a tag along? Oh please, I heard it all before
That I'm nothing without chasing someone else, what a bore
If you really don't need me why you waiting at the door?
It's as if you thought you needed me to take care of that Arius chore
You have no loyalty to Telgradia or to that faun, both you ignore
Probably won't take long for you to get over Whitevale too, deplor-
-able, you think you're trouble but you're nothing but a loser on all fours
Guess what? Leoric was actually sorry and loyal, unlike a certain faun whore
Raise up the new boy, it's Ea, I stay tough
Blaze chumps and flip Shinsou butter-side up
I'mma smother a Neanderthal in fire, I don't play
Show these dweebs to the end of days
I've slept so long but you can't harsh my mellow
Just need some levels to wipe out this ghetto
I fought with the Grand Mage classes, exterminated the masses
Now i'm here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
Only a mindless fool would knock Melchor's plan
To build an empire across space with a demon clan
With the Eilans he charted out the planets for my kin
So now I'm turning my attention to Shin
A Eilan called Temperance came to your place
He came to your planet and fucked up your race
Liquified and drank up your lady like gin
And he wasn't even as strong as me, the Eilan kingpin
And Felciity, let this sink in, I'm about to rain on your parade
Itchy trigger finger quicker with the flames than your name
You're history, I'll be the first to put it in writing
MC Rhyolite just got struck twice by greased lightning
Wait, who on Tenebrae is this little freak?
Some REEEing tiny smol demon wannabe?
Why is this weird creature yelling at me?
I thought it couldn't even speak properly
You think you're so big and bad and terrorizing
You're nothing compared to me, a beast
You're evil? Oh great, more of a reason to toast you
With my nuclear rage, and now I'll roast you
You need to drink algae infested pond water to stay alive
Meanwhile my magic keeps me going as I dominate the fight
You think you know how to twist your DNA
My own DNA could kill anybody, but I've survived that injection's fate
Hey!
I'm a creature of destruction
You're just a sad psychopathic muffin
I'm the OG Queen of taking hits
You behave like a little rotten spoiled kid
Top Maddy or Lye's villainy? Oh please!
Icebreaker was a better big bad without even trying
Meanwhile, I'm the Heroine of the Year
Making sure pests like you just disappear
Ooh, here comes Rhyolite, big tongue wobbling
Stumbling through her rhymes like a big dumb goblin
Your powers make me sick, but I'm better with the flu!
Like everything else, maybe you should let Shinsou do your rapping for you
Now I know I’ve got a temper, but you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle
Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your dad give you a cuddle?
You're the type of girl who could die of heart attack just in the shower
I bet that temper tantrum lasts about five fucking hours
Lye stabbed women when they wouldn't give him attention
Just like a poor man's version of OJ Simpson
Maddy started off a chemist and yeah, she was a prodigy
But after that she was only hot periodically
You, like humanity, are the sum of everything I despise
With the most dysfunctional family since the Orlouges were alive
Your fifteen minutes of fame with the Brotherhood came and went
Go back to Leoric and spend some time before you’re pregnant
Your frigid little body couldn't even handle what I do
Biology? When I get hard, I stay hard, and smack a bitch or two
You wanna bring the heat with the mushroom clouds you're making
I'm baking evil raps from scratch, I ain’t faking
I exterminated populations; you couldn't break a piece of balsa
White Glint your face, make a double chin salsa
I’m 2,500 years old, about to end the seeding!
When I’m done with you I’ll leave you burned and bleeding.
Galactic domination? Boo! What a clichéd trope
Your pathetic attempts at taking over Althanas are frankly, quite a bore
When you can form proper sentences, I'll try to take you seriously, wimp
Why so far away from home? Did they banish you like that outcast wannabe Invader Zim?
You may get angry, but no one is angrier than me boi
My body? Frigid and little? Nah, my muscles are ready to drop kick you back to space's void
I don't need Shinsou or Leoric to finish the battles I've started
I can survive any bleed or wound, no need to skin harden
Man, you're old! Grandpa Ea needs to get with the times
Readers enjoy more sympathetic villains with good reasons for their crimes
I could snap steel beams like twigs, my blood would leave you bedridden, take a sip
Here's a cup of all the reasons you should go back to isolated confinement, hibernation
I don't need to murder peeps to prove I'm OP
You thinking slaughtering innocents makes you some kind of king but really you're nothing
Even if I did get pregnant I could defeat you mid-labor
Take the plans of your Melkor wannabe and take your bad raps with you, cya later!
Let's bring this back, folks!
With or without the rap battles.
Scary. ^^
Philomel probably has aids from the amount of people she slept with
I'm back, ragechild, now stand up and rhyme
I only came back so I could beat your ass a third time
Come at this Telgradian from the front, are you trippin'?
Too fast to touch, guess what? Now your arm's missing!
You've got gifts girl but like Storm on whisky, they're both wasted
Enpera will take you back to school, I'll get you f*cking educated
You say you're nuclear, but I've always dropped more bombs
You should stick to tonguing Leoric and going on proms.
What's wrong with your face? You going to cry?
Because your mentor left you at Whitevale to die?
Christ, newsflash, kid: Brotherhood is dirty business
Show some mettle or you're fired, you're Shinsou's Apprentice
Your sword's named Copycat, huh? Ain't that sweet
Shame you fight with it like you rode a bicycle race with no seat
You can't challenge my immortal throne
Because soon i'll be a god to rule over all Corone
Maybe Radasanth could beg me for a truce, cause when Shinsou let's loose
I'll put the Assembly's neck in a noose
I'll lance a motherfucker if he looks at me wrong
I'll be a Thayne, the bards will write me a song
I'm on point like the tip of my sword
Enpera's enough to destroy any Gilded Lily whore
Yo
Ragegirl is here to send you in a whirl
You read emotions like you save Whitevale
You train apprentices like you jump ship sale
Sucks
You're gonna get it rough, bud
You think you can be a god now?
You think you deserve some throne?
As far as Remy's convinced you're a clown
You've committed too many sins to atone
You're so stubborn, don't learn your lessons
While I'm rising from the ashes
I am strong. What do the strong do when afraid?
Whatever you're not doing, cause you keep getting played
I got my husbando to give up sleeping around for me
Meanwhile, Philomel's still catching aids and you keep losing Remy
That white coat's so bloodied, needs a tailor
Your own daddy thinks you're a failure
So you shouldn't recruit you to your Brotherhood
Maybe rethink that giant ego before you're thrown under the hood
I faced fear incarnate and won
I became your worst fate, your worst nightmare
From a mistake to a bloody champion
I get stronger the more you try to hit me, more than you could bear
You talk a lot of shit, but I'm sick when I spit
I'd rather lose Remy than sleep with Leoric
They call my father Regent but i'm the King of the mic
Call me Joffrey, i'll put your fucking head on a spike
I'm not dead inside, I've just got control of my flows
But you're like a coked up unstable garden gnome
You look quite bare
With your vacant stare
I just can't get why
You're my mother's favourite guy
You seem so dumb
To you I bite my thumb
And say I'm done
Amusing you
Oh, hey there Celandine
Want a bedrhyme story?
Better tuck you up in bed
Before things get gory
You aged pretty quick
But that's not the only thing that's fast
Your mum slid on my pole
And I just couldn't last
I bet you weren't an outcast as a kiddy
I bet you weren't forced on with unstable powers when you were fourteen
I bet you didn't lose it all at fifteen
Then go through it all again at nineteen
Yet here I am still standing
With a solid sense of morality
Meanwhile, one small loss and you start in on war crimes, leave em bleeding
Leave me bleeding and you'll be disintegrated
Trying to reach godhood is so bland and overrated
You get your pumped up kicks from revenge and hatred
Meanwhile, I rise above the pain and reclaim innocence
Hey there Felicity
You think your rhymes are witty
But I'll tell you it ain't pretty
To put insults in a ditty
Despite having a motherly complex, Philomel is a horrific mother.
Stuff.
I mean, unless it's a rap battle, is it even worth it anymore?
Shinsou needs to learn some humility and get over his superiority complex