Character Pick Up Lines

What pick up lines would your characters use?

Aoimoku: *Creates heart of fire* My heart's on fire for you!

Sylvester: Your feelings are the only mystery that's impossible to solve for it's impossible to figure out the feelings of the girl I love.

Hydragon: Hydragon like (Insert lovers name here). (Insert lovers name here) love Hydragon to?

Luke: Your smile is shinier than the shiniest gold coin, your heart is purer than the purest gold, and your mind is more precious than the most precious gem. Please be my special treasure.

Little Red: You are cute, will you fly with me?

Mikal: You are the biggest Jackpot in The Gambling Tent. Will I be lucky enough to win you?

Is that a ballista in yer loins or are ya just happy ta see me?

If I said ya have a mighty fine pickaxe there would ya hold it against me?

It be said that tha skill of tha dwarves lies in their hands, not their tongues... but I be experienced with both. *wink*

Zack: "Can you feel the heat in here?"

*Target says no*

Zack: *Leans in closer* "Wanna?"

Tankita: "Get inside me. I'm ready to blow my load."


Sei: "..." (Why talk when you can just let your face and reputation speak for you?)

Andy Rorton: *Pulls out a knife* "Ready to have one legendary night?"

Hsa: "Can you hold onto my Chibiballs for just a bit?"

Leona: "Look, there are 3,816 possibilities where you say yes, so lets just cut to the chase and go to my place."

Dan: "I want to impale you, violently. With my meat."

Storm: "Hi, I'm Storm, and I'm rich as hell. Let's figure something out."

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Originally Posted by Storm Veritas

Storm: "Hi, I'm Storm, and I'm rich as hell. Let's figure something out."

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That's cute.

All my characters are too awkward to have pick up lines...

Felicity trying to flirt with Leoric:

"Do you - uh - I mean, well, - do you wanna - uh..."
"You're really tall."
"Wanna train?" *purposefully makes him land on top of her during training*
"Hey, uh..."
"Um, I like your eyes. They're like - oh!"

Ackerfeldt: "I'm going to hammer you, and then blow you up from the inside out baby".

Felicity, flirting with Leoric:

"Uh... Hi."
*Walks in with revealing training outfit* "Wanna train?"
"I fixed the porch swing for you."
"I'm an alchemist, so I know what I'm talking about when I say I need my daily dose of attention from you."
"Can I just look into your eyes a bit?"
"Uh, um..."
*Silently slips her hand around his*
"Hey, are you-oh my gosh, I can't. I can't!"
"Wanna go sit by the fire? Just us?"
"Its colder today, wear a coat."

Felicity flirting with Leoric:

"You have the most annoying, smug smirk on your face. You're demeaning. You carry yourself like you're all that and a sack of chips. You have this grandiose posture and casual sway. You're overconfident, cocky, and blunt.
...
It's hot."

"I got this thing for you. I hope you like it."

"I did this project. I hope you like it."

"Hey, wanna wrestle?"

"Did I ever mention how much I love your eyes? They're like pools of turquoise I could stare into forever. That was corny, wasn't it?"

"I had another nightmare. Can we cuddle?"

"You smell nice when you haven't drunk."

"The only thing you can do to convince me to stop drinking these energy drinks is staying right beside me the entire time I fall asleep."

"The only thing hotter than this chicken you burnt over the fire is you!"

"I'm really angry and the training dummies are being repaired. I need something else to destroy. Leoric?"

"You know you can be honest with me? If you're upset, you can talk to me. You can trust me. If it helps you sort through it. If it makes you happy."

"Leoric! Behave! You can misbehave all you want when we get home."

"You're technically royalty. And royalty needs the honor of receiving the best. So, here you go.
...
It's me. Hi."

"Stop running that mouth of yours or I'll have to stop it with mine."

"I could watch you train all day..."

"You definitely are royalty. Only royalty looks this stunning."

"Good luck in the meeting in town! Like you need it, you've got good looks, charm..."